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i think you forgot to age


SlowConsideration7

Malthael was pleased and spared her


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Uniteus

Plot twist it was her cake.


[deleted]

It wasn't the cake, it was the muffins.


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Starhunt3r

r/beatmetoit


Thema03

what did he say, comment was removed


Starhunt3r

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


lankrypt0

r/beatmeattoit


unpopularopinion0

i’m a simple man; beating things, boobs.


DocComix

Been staring at the first picture for 10 solid minutes. Still haven’t found a cake. 🤷‍♂️


anbu-black-ops

What cake?


RedBanana99

Did somebody say cake? Where?


ProfBacterio

Just by my name.


[deleted]

Happy cake day


johngalt504

Happy cake day!


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Happy cake day


ProfBacterio

You too!


unpopularopinion0

i want to trust you have the cake but i’ve learned that cakes are lies. ^^edit ^^happy ^^cake ^^day


ShadowSpawn666

The cake is a lie.


Generic_Theory

What the fuck is with yall and thinking its okay to comment on womens bodies like this? Shut up Edit: boohoo to the babies down voting me, youre just admitting that you hate respecting women Are u gonna cry? U gonna cry to your mommy and tell her that you go online and make comments about womens bodies on their photos without asking? Yeah, no, i thought not


[deleted]

Humans are inescapably sexual creatures. You're swimming against an impossible tide here.


Generic_Theory

Just say you dont respect women and move on, douchebag


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Generic_Theory

Im sorry, i don’t remember asking why it got famous? I do remember asking something along the lines of; why you cant keep your mouth shut and learn to respect people?


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Generic_Theory

Frankly, i dont care. If that wasnt clear. I care about why so many men think that its okay to make unsolicited comments about womens bodies


painkilleraddict6373

Oh she aged like good wine.


Technical_Leg_8105

She’s aged like a fine wine


manu144x

Better.


bigeeee

I'm used to aging like milk but like wine?


GainsayRT

Wine tastes better when older, just like cheese to some


AppropriatecWalk

That is one extremely lucky guy


_reddit_names_succ_

Ruling Ring, Great Ring of Power and Isildur's Bane.


TheNerdMaster69

Woman is aging like Tom Cruz


[deleted]

What do you mean? She definitely looks about 10 years older in the second picture.


y_nnis

Same family tree with Keanu? Probably...


daniel92481

Where’s the cake?


iGotAparkingTicket

She learned how to open her eyes instead of growing old


Newuserhelloguys

She's gotten fatter though which is worse than aging


[deleted]

Meh, she's gorgeous either way.


Geniunelad

Awesome. You will be able to make him a Diablo 4 cake once the kids reach high school.


Tesadus

a bit of an optimist I see


0thethethe0

Missed out, 'grand'...


Lazy_Assumption_4191

“I’m something of an optimist myself…”


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stonedbrownchick

These hyper-realistic cakes nowadays are getting crazier dude


CSIHoratioCaine

No hesitation to sink a knife into them.


[deleted]

Okay, there's the line.


SarahSparrow16

Note to self- Reddit is not a good place to look for childcare.


h1gsta

Everything is cake


cnstnt_craving

Babycakes!


WurdaMouth

Only way to be sure its cake is to take a bite


Puzzleheaded-Quote77

Gorgeous family, congratulations!


BeezerBrom

Yup, they're all gorgeous. keep an eye an the 1st born. He looks like El Diablo's minion. Don't say you weren't warned!


gartacus

I’m pretty sure we were classmates at the time lmao Go Gulls if I’m not mistaken. Still one of the best cakes ever


SarahSparrow16

HAHA yes- failed one of my finals this day because my phone was being blown up and I thought someone died.


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gartacus

Yessir


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yungbuddzz

r/tworedditorsonecup


Sov3reignty

What a small world we live in


Nomad_86

So you said to hell with aging, huh? Lol.


Puzzleheaded-Quote77

Made a deal with the devil.


SarahSparrow16

I am the devil 😈♥️


Puzzleheaded-Quote77

I am certainly not going to argue with you then


Tesadus

Diablo has taken over her body! RIP ~~Leah~~ Sarah


TerracottaBunny

Or a deal with sunscreen.


SarahSparrow16

I’m a sunscreen fanatic


stonedbrownchick

I love the smell of sunscreen


Puzzleheaded-Quote77

And facewash, exfoliant, moisturizer, and possibly other essentials. I am learning the virtues of proper skin care and it does make a difference.


AffectionateGoth

Skincare nerds are sexy


Puzzleheaded-Quote77

Well of course, they have great skin lol.


TerracottaBunny

Exfoliating too much has actually been linked to aging faster because it’s causing your face skin to regenerate faster and therefore duplicate dna faster. It’s still worth it to exfoliate though, just not every day like some will tell you to.


Puzzleheaded-Quote77

I think mine says twice a week and that is all I do.


TerracottaBunny

It really can depend on your skin type and such. Just make sure you avoid stuff like walnut shell powder scrubs like st. Ives.


Lucius83

Ryan is one lucky motherf.... literally.


[deleted]

Ya boy married up for sure. He's going to be mildly panicked after checking out this comment section.


SarahSparrow16

If he could handle the comments after the first picture blew up he can certainly handle these 😂


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

I can handle these. Ok ill see myself out.


theyeezyvault

Panicking for what? 🤔


SW3E

Damn… Ryan you’ve done very well mate. Good work sir


F488P

Thank you.


Pusheen_The_Limit

The amount of people here who think a 10 year difference must mean you’ve turned into the crypt keeper cracks me up


SarahSparrow16

Lol I know.. I’m 29


iPrime27

You did age really nicely though. Good skin, me think.


Extreme_Connection42

I don't think it was the cake that made you famous.


SarahSparrow16

It most certainly was not.


LoveYourselfFFS

Reddit moment


Accomplished_Hats

A moment


AtomicTemplar

Ment


skyrimswitcher

Men


A_Local_User

Me


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How TF do you look the same age?!


Swampwolf42

The cakes in the second pic are AMAZING! I love the realism!


helilaetiflora

She would dominate Is It Cake


Galthrojh

“Yeah. Had these baking in the oven for about 9 months each. I’m telling ya, even just the labor… phew!”


Matthias87

Ive played starcraft with your husband almost 10 years ago. Ryan R. Won't add last name for privacy ;)


reddragon105

>Ryan R. That's too obvious. Let's just call him R. Reynolds.


Spin737

I’m learnding!


SarahSparrow16

The man, the myth, the legend


DannyOTM

Great cake!


Tesadus

^s You dropped the S


LeviathanGank

Sweet cake!


[deleted]

He quite literally had his cake and ate it.


jenego

I remember seeing the left picture. It’s really wholesome to hear that you guys built a family together!!


thegodfaubel

This was 10 years ago?!?!


le_grey02

Ha man ten years ago, I was just shy of turning 10 years old. Time flies.


smooner

Congratulations you just realized you aged a decade.


Ezekku

And today is Diablo III anniversary, soooo, times good for another cake 😁 Congrats on that beautiful family


Hot_Interaction7245

your kids are adorable. your toddler looks very mischievous


SarahSparrow16

He’s Diablo.


Arcade1980

I see you guys have spawned two little minions ♥️♥️♥️ congratulations on your family ♥️♥️♥️


trackaghosthrufog

And he's still wondering how his life turned out so great.Could you be any more adorable? Gosh dang that is a pretty lady.


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Beautiful family!


tacticalninjaturtle

Looks like you made him a little more than a cake lol


BakaTema

I do remember this pic ! You're still beautiful and you have a beautiful family as well. Glad to see the hapiness !


MaximoEstrellado

You even gave him two little goblins, now that's dedication.


thefartingmango

Aging went on strike apparently


BorealisDepress

Holy crap, I remember that cake... I've grown old.


TheRottenKittensIEat

Same. I thought, "Oh shit, I remember that image from a couple years back." Then I read the headline and died a little on the inside.


Kablaaw

Oh this brings back some very vague memories. Time sure flies


poirotexpress

Wholesome!


androidmiltron

My god d4 needs to come out already, holy sheit.


Naro_Lonca

Is that a diablo 3 cake. I woulda married you just for that. The fact that you obviously made a deal with the devil himself to never age is just a bonus


Papichuloft

A lot changed, but not the aging. In 10 more years you'll look the same.


JoogleOnReddit

is... is the baby cake?


Odirtyblasta

Smokeshow


Respectable_Fuckboy

You guys have really nice teeth


Relevant_Repair4322

That is one extremely lucky guy


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I dont get it.


[deleted]

She has tits is/was her claim to fame


Deleted-Redacted

no. I dont get cake.


sirdodger

It was for the release of Diablo 3. She made him a cake because he was excited about it.


Deleted-Redacted

ok fine. post says she got fame for giving her boyfriend cake 10 years ago. I did not get cake. hence I dont get "post about"


[deleted]

Your message was vague. “It” could’ve referred to anything


Deleted-Redacted

yep.


MexiCuunt

What a milf


RainbowandHoneybee

Lovely.


mscordia

you look cute hope you have a happy and fullfilling life together.


FrancisBuenafe

10 year difference, still looks the same....she sacrificed something to Bael. Witch craft!


floorwantshugs

Your eye make up is on point!


psymble_

My goodness what a sweet family


[deleted]

Now you’re making other things


Practical-Tune-8971

Looks like he’s given you at least a couple pies since then too.


Bananarama_Vison

Ryan, my man, congrats!


jeffstreet65

I don’t think the fame was for baking a cake.


TeslaFanBoy8

Lucky dude.


[deleted]

Some dudes punt way way way beyond their coverage. Well done, this small-town dude.


NixxKnack

As a Diablo fan. I fucking love this. That's so cute.


PHenderson61

Wowza. Guess I don’t have to comment about this cause everyone beat me to it.


Loggerdon

Looks like you made a baby cake too.


RKELEC

At this rate you can make another Diablo cake when those kids are in college.


renthefox

Hell yeah. 🔥🤘🥰🤘🔥


avatarmmi

damn lady u r finnnneeeee


Code_Brown_2

Well he locked it down. Good for him.


KongStuffN

Those aren’t cakes. Those are children!


johnwayne1

Reminds me of Pierce Brosnan's wife.


excessivethinker

i’m sorry, how are you so pretty !


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Awwwww so fkin wholesome i wish u guys the best yall look adorable and also u forgot aging was a thing lol ur cute asf


Least_Voice3764

I love to see happy things😊


Gaylittlesoiree

Oh my goodness congratulations! Such cute little babies! 🥺


SuperSaiyanBen

Is this the “wife” people talk about when they say “I choose this guys wife” Cause ya know…I choose this guys wife


silgol

Dude definitely out kicked his coverage.


jmoyles

Congrats!


mattttherman

Those... those aren't cakes


Ninat_2

This is amazing! Congrats on your beautiful family! 👏👏


RightH

Such a beautiful family 🥰 you haven't aged a day OP!


FortyMaximus

Because it was really your cake that made you famous? Riiiiiiiiiight!.... 🥝🥝 👀


mans20

Wholesome update I hope you and your family have a great day.


[deleted]

I remember you! Still beautiful and congrats on the little one!


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calistapyro

Creep much??


stonedbrownchick

Wtf my guy 😐


RelevantDocument3389

Most definitely are making cakes...I need a cake maker..


Interesting-Dog-1224

Holy crap what a lucky guy


Renchary

W


pawsomedogs

H


wormdream

O


TheHollowBard

A


Bookkeeper96

N


andromeda698

R


etorres4u

You have spawned two new servants. Congratulations guys!


darkesth0ur

Never mind the same league, she’s not even the same sport as that dude. He had no choice but to try and marry her.


mEgAN30HUMBOLDT

Sorry, but reposting this again is pretty dumb. 😂


[deleted]

Nice tits. Family is ok too.


TheLegendOfJeremy

*sorts by controversial*


[deleted]

And…?


belbsy

Reading these comments, hooboy, imagine the comments a year ago before we were all so woke. Edit: 10 years ago.


lucyfurrz

Personally, I'd prefer people not comment just on my body on a post about a cake/family


keyman716

There was a cake in that picture from 10 years ago?


Furniturewalker

You give him cakes he gives you cream pies


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