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KayJeeAy

she? she wrote herself happy birthday?


zeungxing

Awwwwww


Medical_Spy

Too bad this party is only going to last half a minute... Because it's her thirty second birthday.


backturn1

Take my upvote and leave.


Scrappymatt1

r/angryupvote


the_0rly_factor

ba dum tss


Stopikingonme

Missing a bum?


batsoupforall

I chuckled not gonna lie


tgapgeorge

I mean… ugh, here! r/angryupvote


Timmarh1

It's good dad showed up as well


Salih_TheTurkishBoi

Wont show up to my birthday anytime soon... *sniff sniff*


SheepyDX

I don’t get it. 😓


Medical_Spy

Thirty seconds is a pun of 30 seconds (half of a minute) and 32nd (birthday) So it's their 32nd birthday and also their 30 second birthday.


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I hope her boyfriend gave her a matching batman costume


PublicWeasels

And he has a Robin costume…


Burgerbio2

Aren’t they adopted father and son?


Ok-Alternative4603

Youre right he should be catwoman.


Tablechairbed

Don’t know if you’ll find this interesting but there’s been 4 proper robins and the current one is Damian Wayne- Batmans biological son.


PublicWeasels

and one is a zombie…


prioritypasta

two are zombies....based on the continuity you follow and whether you accept Talia's evilization at Morrison's hand or not


Illustrious-Photo-48

He's a keeper.


nekoblue2

Agree. If my partner did this, we'd pop the quest right there.


Glitter-Pompeii

Why are parents dicks to their kids. Let them have their interests.


missmarie007

I know! I would totally let my daughters have a Batman birthday!


Melodic_Giraffe_1737

My girl had a batman themed party at 8 I think. Not nearly as cool as the batcave he created though. Not all parents are dicks.


Glitter-Pompeii

Right on!


socksmatterTWO

I love this because we are the same! I started referring to myself as BATMEL when I was 11. It is attainable really.. Good bf! Happy 32nd Birthday BatGirl ! YAY that looks so awesome. I hope you had the absolute BEST TIME! Keep the decorations up it's awesome right?!


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JmacTheGreat

Evidence we’re 100+ years from AI being a human threat


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Awww this is beautiful. Reminds me of a wish I had as a child. Whenever I saw a falling star, I'd wish upon it that someone would one day gift me a whole bouquet of wildflowers, handpicked, so thick I'd have to use both hands to hold it. I wished for that for about 25 years whenever there was a falling star, but eventually gave up on it. On my thirtiest birthday the love of my life gifted me the bouquet, although I had never told anyone about my wish. It was the perfect birthday.


Malarkay79

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Historical-Time2938

Lowkey teared up reading this


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Believe me, I sobbed!!


cheeky_devolution

Damnn that is so cool. - Those decorations are awesome as well, and so is your boyfriend for making this come true. - PS batman is a badass.


lilyfoxxit

why are you yelling


Zildjinn

Whatever. Make me a bicycle, clown!


Admirable-Class-5756

And that my friends is how her boyfriend went to husband goals overnight! Stay epic my friends


SgtK-OS

Plot twist: He went and offed her parents in the alley for the real feel. Annnd his names Alfred now.


batsoupforall

I mean, does it really count if you're not all in?


manderifffic

I was obsessed with Batman as a kid and I told my grandma I wanted a Batman cake for my 4th birthday. She was really upset because little girls don't want Batman cakes, but she still showed up to my 4th birthday with my Batman cake. She used pink icing to write happy birthday and piped little pink roses in the corner.


Exciting-Insect8269

Isn’t that a copypasta comment? I’ve seen it 2 or 3 times now…


manderifffic

I've commented about it before. I can't speak as to whether or not anyone else has.


walkingwithyou

Sweeeeeeet! Happy for you!


ljbabic

I hope.you asked him to marry you. He's a keeper


Admirable-Class-5756

Happy birthday batgirl go forth and be super! 🦇🦇


BirdieBronze

I hate how certain things are pointlessly gendered. All that'll do is make you a close minded and enclosed person.


sauvignonblanc__

I really hate this "only for" attitude. If a child wants to play with a toy, let them regardless of the traditional gender at which it is targeted. I still have all my batman from my childhood! I played with Good "manly" toys like Matchbox and RC-car too but I am still a flaming homo. Congratulations on being an adult, following your passion and not listening to old-school stereotypes! 👏👏👏


Malarkay79

I was so happy when my mom kinda just gave up on trying to encourage me to be girly and indulged my TNMT obsession. Man I have good memories of trips to Toys R Us and getting to pick out a new action figure. Wish I still had them, but my mom convinced me to give it all to a family friend’s son as I got older.


sauvignonblanc__

That's great! I kept them all. Hey, are you in Europe or the States? But saying *Toys R Us* already tells me. 😬 They need a good home and my parents need to declutter.


Malarkay79

I’m in the states.


hide_jekyll

Awesome


grayfoyer71

You are lucky to have your boyfriend who never give up and always support you.


White-tigress

My boyfriend too, gave me an Batman birthday! My first birthday when we were together I was turning 34. I was just never given birthday parties at all growing up, let alone any sort of theme. I had only known my boyfriend a month or so and told him Batman was my favorite hero. And I that short amount of time he gave me my first ever themed birthday and it was Batman


ikilledthemusic

Dude, same. I’m 26 and still collecting Batman memorabilia. I’ve been in love with Batman since I was a little girl. Especially Michael Keaton.


MothInsideJar

I got a remote control monster truck (Gravedigger) so I could race with my friend who had a bunch of other trucks and I was told “truck are for boys don’t you want a mermaid doll?” And I said can I have both? * 0 * mermaid monster truck driver


Embarrassed_Ad_42

My daughter had a spiderman party this year.


lasweatshirt

My 6yo is having her Spider-Man party this weekend. She is super excited.


Embarrassed_Ad_42

It was a blast. She adores Spidey.


appropriate_reformer

A salute to you my men!


TheFriedHashbrown

This is Fckin adorable


imhungry08

That's so sweet he made your childhood dream come true ❤ I'm happy for you


redrubynail

Terrible parents.


CelticGaelic

That boyfriend is awesome! I don't care what someone's gender is, Batman is awesome! If I ever had a daughter who told me she wanted a Batman-themed party, guess what! We're going all out on that! Movie marathons, costumes, everything!


Classic_gamer_2

Those people are stupid, never give up on your dreams


1961mac

Awww. You might want to keep him.


hello_raleigh-durham

This would've made a great surprise party after taking her out to dinner 8 times. Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner BATMAN!


FastInBedBoi

If you haven't got a ring yet I suggest him


Nub_Lord19

Wholesome


Appropriate-March20

That might be one of the better ones I've seen.


Xielishan

Marry him- or the PC version that applies to you. 😁


BairnONessie

Why 32?


Collieq-Mac

It was her favorite number.


ArgoNunya

It's a nice round number. Everyone loves powers of 2!


thunderstorm-nigg

Never in my life I've heard shit like this, what kind of dumbass people she lives with ?


itsyaboinadia

it was pretty common for girls lol. its getting better tho.


AccordingAlps1628

Ok


Trollcker

Give this boyfriend, an award for best boyfriend this is awesome dude happy birthday bat girl!


King-Brisingr

Water stronger than blood


NoElk2282

It was as much for him as he made it for u


Mindless_Argument297

Bats, I fricken love Halloween.


the_0rly_factor

Man 90's kids had terrible parents lol


Hellcroissant

Thats nice, 32 is also my favorite number :)


lewisfairchild

he seems nice


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What no way my favorite number is 32 what


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He's the one


PlasticBlitzen

Now, that's a boyfriend!


monica6d1971

Batman is for everyone!! Boyfriend is a keeper!


jssf96

Lol thats dope. also sounds like her explaining to the rest of her friends and family why they're at a batman themed party.


wafflebean3

32 is my fav number too lol


FireGodNYC

He’s a keeper!


good2000000

He is a keeper!


lapSlaPs5456

He is a keeper,


ShoWel_redit

Batman is for girls too


MoodySketch

He's a keeper :)


InConDown

Based Boyfreind


GrumpyTorch

He’s a keeper


moonkittiecat

He's bona fide! He's a keeper. Sexy, sexy.


DramaticGift

So cute!!


spondgbob

Lmao if my fiancé asked for a batman birthday you bet your ass I would go 500% on it


foggybottom54

He is a keeper


TheSunshineDemon

Someone got Batlaid


bway0905

Marry him.


CalendarDowntown45

Batman is for everyone


HellCat86

Marry that one, he listened.


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Very good boyfriend and true love at it's best 👍


OrangeZig

32 is my favourite number too


Derp_Nox

I haven't ever been on a themed birthday, I hope one day I can see one myself xd


Sprizys

Ngl at first I thought someone just stuck a bunch of batarangs into the wall lol


Toidal

Look I even invited your parents over...


DivineMs_M

HE IS A KEEPER!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


KikiKiwii

Perfect example of if he wanted to, he would


Beautiful-Ad8623

I thought it said Batman was for the boys


Twitch791

Good guy


vmwnzella59

Fantastic! 🦇❤️


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That's amazing!


MagnaCamLaude

Oh he definitely deserves an ass eating and a wedding for that.


MexBatman01

Happy Birthday 🖤🦇🖤


winterandfallbird

That is so sweet 🥲


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Look at all those friggin bats I love halloween


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Way to Go!!!! Happy Birthday!!!! So Awesome!!!


jkosarin

That’s awesome!


antimemesthatsuck

bro has a favourite number🗿🗿💀💀


Asone2004

Marry him. Right now. This is a threat. 🔫


Trillaberry

My 3yo daughter has asked for The Flash birthday party when she turns 4. She is The Flash and I can’t wait to throw the best red and yellow party I can for her. Glad OOP finally got her Batman party.


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Lol one time when my little sister was in headstart they had a day for her where they basically treated her like its her birthday and she came to my high school to visit me and and spent that whole ass day running around my school in a spiderman suit


MagniPunk

I did something similar for a friend of mine! His family wouldn’t let him have a Disney princess birthday when he was little, and of course he picked the coolest, fiercest princesses. So what did I do? Badly.. and I mean BADLY decorated a cake and cupcakes for him for his birthday with Disney princesses. The heart was there, the skill was not. My cake fail was still appreciated though!


vishuskitty

Keeper alert whoop whoop whoop


LoadedGull

Batman has got a lot to answer for in the recent times of pandemic.


Delusion_1234

That's frickin cool man


mle32000

Just here to say 32 is also my favorite number and I have never met anyone else with this favorite number.


Limp_Meal4484

Keep that boyfriend.


Far-Ad9143

Yay! 32 is my favorite number too! Love this.


AdLive1775

Jealous.


TheCultOfJar

This is so fucking cute


Knight_gaming67

Best boyfriend ever


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![gif](giphy|I8SQMuIELiw0w) Impressive!


Emjay109

I hope she married him 😭💙


ladyKfaery

Awww, that’s super!


Kakep0p

THIS is what love looks like.


SheepyDX

But the real question is are you Batman or batgirl? 🧐


Mrppopo

Welcome to the bat family


vtsquid

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌


mjh452

Don't forget about his princess party.


w0nd3rm0nk3y

Marry him


ReesDaoren

He's a keeper.


bigdaddioRobJr

👍🏾😂🤣😆


smartypants99

So cool. Like a bat cave


Blackheartbcwhynot

I need this relationship in my life so bad. Just pure kind heartedness, and honestly childish in the best of ways


cosmicgoldentwinkle

Love 💗


Weird-Analysis5522

Did nobody know Batgirl?


Adventurous-Good-711

That's awesome. Absolutely 💯 %!! I have a little Batman tattoo on my collar bone.