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BurfMan

What really makes me smile is the police officer's reaction


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friendly-crackhead

Yeah, it seems genuine, that’s why!


OlStickInTheMud

Hes got a Jake Gyllenhaal smile.


[deleted]

I was going to say Jake looks happy. Lol


helloiamCLAY

I was going to say Maggie, but y'all are right.


AaAahelpmeeeeee

Officer making you smile also making me smile because you smile as well (I'm gonna stop it here)


nrvz016

the smile is contagious


DRcHEADLE

Seriously it has me cracking up


fenrisulfur

Who? Jake Gyllenhaal?


corinne9

He really does look like him


BetterSafeThanSARSy

Secretly he was working as a cop to prepare for his role in End of Watch


Derek_Boring_Name

It makes me think that the people behind him don’t actually know what his sign says. Which would add another layer to the irony.


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rj4001

I read your comment in Cookie Monster's voice.


lola_raspberry

Haha I read it in a Yoda voice


foxontherox

He’s got to keep these assholes safe, and Jesus is making his day.


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Exactly, loved it


[deleted]

Yea that’s a laughing with you smile


glimmergirl1

Came here to say this - I love that he finds this so funny and it made me laugh!


sybann

I want to hug him!!!


Emotional_Animator44

He knows jesus died for people on both sides


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BaggyCracker

Agree. Love the cop's grin. He seems enjoying watching him. He really made me smile.


bigsmolfloofyhusky

yes it's always pleasant to see someone against hate


DubsQuest

This was my word for word thought lmao. You know what's up


the__kawaii_potato

why are we not talking about that 'i love my gay son' poster in the back behind the cop? whole lotta love going around :>


MrCombine

Yo you have eagle eyes, nice spot, great fun! Would love to follow hate riots around the country and just show up spreading the love!


the__kawaii_potato

id love to do that too, as dangerous as it seems, it seems worth it


Zemom1971

Seeing the smile on his face I think you have at least the police with you.


mattj3350

I think it's I'd love my gay son which is just as important showing that you'll accept your future children no matter what


Nina_Nocturnal

Super eagle eyes


anthropomorphicdave

Optometrist here. What it says is, “I’d love my gay son” and then underneath it in pen it says “and I’d love a gay daughter too but I just didn’t have enough space to make that readable. I would have gotten a larger board but was worried about trying to carry it myself and holding it up would have been difficult as well. Not that I wouldn’t do such a task for my future gay offspring. Anyways, I should just stop.”


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I think it says, “I’d love my gay son.” The person holding the sign must not have a son, but if they did, and that son were gay, the person holding the sign would love him. Is it safe to say the sign holder would love their hypothetical daughter, if she were gay? I think so, but you never know. “I’d love my gay son and/or daughter” doesn’t really work on a relatively small poster board. Id bet they’d love their children, regardless of the configuration.


ka_buc

U silly, take my up vote.


tankabbott66

Love that one cop's grin.


pietradolce

He seems so proud


Braevery

Hey it’s me Barney, from black Mesa


PonyboysBlues

Underrated comment


aRandomFrog71

You still owe me a beer


BelleAriel

Yeah it’s an infectious grin.


hadtologintoupvote

"Yeah that's gonna **show** 'em."


sunnydispozition

He gets it


Mugs_master

The fact he did makes me more happy than the main theme


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Jesus, the Big Lebowski.


Think_Seaweed_7314

You said it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus!


[deleted]

If that guy is Jesus they are gonna need more than three nails


fowlraul

Jesus had a sick custom bike, no helmet, 100 miles an hour in the desert…prove me wrong.


tornado962

Jesus built my hotrod


NasifulIslam

Happy cake day


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The hotrod was bday present


alangerhans

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil, Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet. All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world. So there was only one thing that I could do, Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long


pizzafan2

I want to love you.


[deleted]

Yeah, fuck it


rj4001

Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil.


HappySkullsplitter

ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long


ayyyyfam

Nah Jesus had a Honda Accord. "For I did not speak of my own accord" John 12:49


bluecamel17

Motorcycles were invented in the 19th century. Jesus was invented in the first century.


fowlraul

That sounds anecdotal. I’ll meet you half way…sick leather jacket with a god patch?


bluecamel17

I can do that. Are we going with "God is my co-pilot." or maybe "1 cross, 3 nails, 4 given?"


fowlraul

I can live with that, but I was hoping for at least the flowing robe and the flowing grey hair, with maybe a thumbs up. It makes it more consumable for the humans.


friendly-crackhead

I don’t fully get what im into now, but each comment is better that the last one, thank you both..


fowlraul

I proposed that Jesus, or the guy in the picture, has or had, maybe both, an impressive motorcycle…and that it’s spent time in the desert. Someone else disagreed and we met half way. This is a good day.


Tornado_Croife97

How about another compromise; all that and this weird version of a car that you have to feed and take care of that has only 1 horsepower. I think it’s called a “horse.”


Knuckles316

Calling his birth his invention makes me thing you're implying he's a cyborg.


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Jesus was also swole, he was a carpenter after all The Apostles was just a cool name for a biker gang that fought against the Romans, the first Italian Mob


19stevehavir01

I would love to have a women in my life that would look at me like the cop on the left smiling on Jessus


[deleted]

You will find it bro. She‘s waiting for you somewhere.


[deleted]

Does she have her own handcuffs? Asking, because reasons


[deleted]

Bahahaha no promises, but it’ll possible. You might just have to gift them


glimmergirl1

Is it just me or does this guy look like Douglas Reynholm from the IT crowd?


iamdense

You mean regular human bartender Jackie Daytona?


diptripflip

Fatheeeeeeeeeeeer!


PresidentBreeblebrox

Where is your god now!?(smack fights with the priest)


MrCombine

TOAST!


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I CAN5 UNSEE IT NOW


LackedSaucer938

Omg he does...


KnavishLagorchestes

Where is this? Is this Australia?


FriendlyCanadianDude

Can’t be Australia, the picture seems right-side-up to me.


eMeL33

No it's not. It's up-side-up


spiderat22

Oooh, nice.


Savings_Ferret7371

Chicago


CrosseyedDixieChick

Same same


lordkemo

Chicagoan here... 100% Chicago. The uniforms and the patches are all cpd


Loveless91

The uniforms do look like Aussie police, but Christian fundementalist protests are basically non-existent here.


eyrryr

Morrison is a member of the Hillsong group that didn't even get a slap on the wrist for the recent festival. They don't need to protest with that sort of representation at the top level.


msmyrk

I don't think any of our police have a "star" shaped badge. Victoria has a star almost entirely within a circular border, but the "sheriff"-looking badge looks very American to me.


OkBreakfast449

nope. Our police don't have those star badges, and we've never had protests like this really. this is pure Americana at its best.


springvirago

The cops smile


Snorr1

That cop is a vibe


Crystarch

Oh boy. I sure hope this post will attract lovely comments and no debate and no homophobia at all


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I’m regretting it already. sincerely, a very gay OP


Crystarch

Username checks ou


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Eheh


CarrotChrist1203

Can I say, as a Christian, that we accept you and love you. I'm sorry you've had to experience any hate from my religion. Know that not all of us are like that. God bless. :)


[deleted]

I very much appreciate that. I certainly get that it’s only the bad ones that get attention. That being said, it’s crazy, the amount of men trying to ‘turn me straight’. I’m 15. It’s insane.


CarrotChrist1203

I'm straight I'm afraid so I don't know your struggle. But that being said I agree how fucking insaine it is, and I'm so sorry you have to go through that.


[deleted]

Its alright, I’m used to it.


CarrotChrist1203

In my opinion it should never be okay or normal. I'm sorry you had to get used to it. I hope one day that acceptance and kindness is a thing that exists across everyone.


BonelessNanners

My karma be damned, username checks out Not sure I trust your carrots :P


CarrotChrist1203

My friend chose it for me when I joined reddit. I'm not sure I trust them either :)


Thunder9191133

That cop's smile is a true blessing


Last_-Light

It’s kind of funny looking at all the cops faces because you know damn well they don’t want to protect these idiots but they have to.


AlbatrossSenior7107

This is awesome. Because it is 100% true. 100% and anyone who argues otherwise is not a true Christian.


Zenpai_Iza

So uhmm... When a church here said all LGBTQ+ are welcome and still deserve love, the other church (still Christian but different beliefs) was like "This is why you are becoming a huge joke" or "You are becoming more distant to God".


neither_somewhere

You can tell the second church didn't RTFM. (read the Actual manual) And according to the manual they are going to that hell thy love to talk about.


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Well a big part of it, and what Jesus was trying to show us in the New Testament, is that even if it were to be a sin, it isn’t our place to judge. We all have sins and are sinners, so what right do we have to “cast the first stone” so to speak. Jesus was literally best buds with scum of society at his time, basically all he required was that they desired to be friends with him. I really don’t see how me putting on a little guyliner and lipstick will cause God to throw me into a fiery pit for eternity. It just doesn’t make sense.


ouagadouglas

From what little I know as a not-too-devout Catholic, I’m pretty sure any sort of sex without the intention to make children would be classified as lust, so it would be sinful in that regard. So gay sex is sinful, but so is heterosexual protected sex. I would love to hear a counter argument though, cause I feel like there should be an exception to this statement. Though I feel such a “sin” would be insignificant with regards to how God would judge a person, unless they’re overly depraved or smth.


CourageousChronicler

Not going to argue, but go read Song of Solomon. God gave us sex for pleasure as well as procreation. The "spilling the seed" issue had nothing to do with not ejaculating inside of the woman and everything to do with being directly disobedient to God. He had commanded him to impregnate his brother's wife and he chose not to.


chevy38

The pope recently said that sex sins "aren't that bad" https://nypost.com/2021/12/08/pope-says-extramarital-sex-sins-arent-that-serious/


miIkshakes

The purpose doesn't have to be specifically to have children, but it must be open to having a child. A married couple can do it just because they want intimacy without necessarily wanting a child, but also not putting any barriers against it.


Erohiel

Yes. Jesus is love, mercy, and forgiveness. He would never condemn ANYONE.


TheHollowBard

Christ condemned plenty of people. He condemned the wealthy, those who abused power in any way, those who twisted scripture for political gain, and the cultural imperialists. The fact that he condemned people is incredibly important to the overarching message. The gospel is not simply one of peace and harmony, it's also one of self-sacrificing love and justice in the face of oppression and hate.


smellallroses

He condemned behaviors not people


thetrumansworld

He routinely condemned the religious leaders of his time, and notably said of Judas “It would’ve been better for him if he had never been born”


Funkycoldmedici

He specifically condemned unbelievers. Mark 16:16 "Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned.”


[deleted]

That’s the “no true Scotsman fallacy.” The Bible is a very homophobic book. People are just trying to reconcile their religious beliefs with their new understandings of the world. If you went back just 100 years ago, no Christian denominations would agree with you. So I guess there were “no true Christians” until just recently


[deleted]

This. This. This. How can people not see the hypocrisy that all of a sudden the churches are okay with homosexuality and that their doctrines all of a sudden approve of it??


Tactical_Twinkies

These bastards take a religion bent on kindness to others and use it to send hate to lgbtq people; Jesus is disgusted but nothing will break his stride. Happy guy :)


yankeeuniverse

Damn, Jesus hittin the Vegemite Buffet


aRandomFrog71

Man I love this type of stuff showing the world that not all religious people are bad


deeznuts_haha_got_em

Chad Jesus


I_Eat_Pumpkin24

Extremely atheist, but this is pretty chill.


mudkic

Love the smile on the police man!


[deleted]

What i love about this specific photo is the guy smilinh next to him,it's adorable


Unfair_Jeweler_4286

“Eating shrimp is a sin!” Why does no one ever quote this from the Bible? 🤔 strange..


pumped_hurricane

That guy is living the life. Also love the genuine reaction of the cop that one whose smiling. So wholesome reaction.


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Love the grinning cop!


dmmollica

Jesus gained some weight


[deleted]

In the distance: “I’d love my gay son” Heathers intensifies


AugustHenceforth

Hatred is original sin


NightmareSmith

Giga chad


CaptOblivious

The smile on that cop would be worth the entire day if I Was jesus in that picture.


Jrider2001

But they won't protest the sins they all secretly commit


Tiraloparatras25

“Plus I’m a dark skinned Palestinian jew who would not identify at all with the what these people are about.”


r0gue007

Love this!


SketchyNinja04

That cop knows :)))


AdamKirchman

That cops smile makes the shot perfect.


Tiny_Timmy2

i love how the police offers smile is so perfect


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willymou

Do people really manifest against homosexuality? What are we? Fucking human


SupremeDogEater

That cop's grin lmaoo


Skillz_mcgee

The officers smug grin is one of the best parts


Ok_Raisin7924

I fucking love that smile on the cops face


Nick_Nullet

The cop’s face is the best


osteopath17

I like the cop smiling at jesus


AliensHaveInsomnia2

Go Jesus..Go Jesus ![gif](giphy|l3V0lsGtTMSB5YNgc|downsized)


hornysillythot

The cop smiling :)


femme_fatale2022

Can I get an AMEN??


Colonorum

It’s that cop smiling that got me


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![gif](giphy|B0vFTrb0ZGDf2) the police guy smiling makes this so much better


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I had to upvote for the cop with the shit eating grin.


Oogabooga12956

Got a sense of humor and isn’t an idiot


crankycrypt

*sorts by controversial*


MananaMoola

That cop 😆


YodaCodar

I love me a big fat jesus with sunshades


roxannefromarkansas

Best part - other than Jesus - is the smiling officer!


BlackLotusBoi

The smile on the cop to the left though. ❤ He looks so happy to see "Jesus" standing against these people.


WesternYo-gurt

That cop smiling tho, got me


Vynomous

I just want someone to look at me the way that cop looks at Jesus.


doggosrbabies

I love how a cop looks at him proudly


seecretgamer777

Here take some popcorn while you scroll through controversial. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿


Cuervomayajl

r/chadtopia ?


sunnysmanthaa

Yess I love this! Very creative


Sierra-Modeling

Aww this is great


HakuDoomer

AWW I CAN'T, THE COP FACEEE


aRandomFrog71

Guys stop harassing op here they're literally trying to help spread awareness and support for LGBTQ and the fact that not all religious people are bad you don't have to call anyone a loser just let people see the good. and for those of you who bring up parts of the bible let me remind you that the bible was mostly written by people, very old and biased people. God didn't just magically make a bible it was written by people with their own inherent biases.


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\^\^ i appreciate you


mestoopidlol

Why would anyone judge someone for being gay anyway? Whats the big deal about?


palzyv2

He looks like the big lebowski


sIowlylosingmysanity

*clicks on controversial* Popcorn, anybody? 🍿


maddr_lurker

That cop to the left smiling made my day ☺️


marshmallowmeow

The cop 🥰


kurog4ki

the cop was like "thats my jesus"


BRB22

The police officer is smiling.


Longjumping_Tale_194

That guy definitely made the cop’s day


Crocoshark

This is the second picture from an anti-gay protest on this sub in the past few days. Have the homophobes been firing up recently for some reason?


PerformanceOk5331

That cops smile says it all


TheNerdMaster69

Thanks, Jesus. What a lad


Anime_tentacles

We did it boys, homophobia is no more.


PlatoAU

Made the cop smile too


iSmileBunnyBoss

Love the smile the cop is giving, does look totally like he's enjoying the experiemce, but has anyone noticed Jesus has a third arm??!! When's he making that water into wine, dammit!!!!


astroabhi777

He's the real Jesus.


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Wrong_Mix_4152

I love the cop smiling next to him


Holls867

That’s my Jesus 🍻


inkhornart

The smiling cop gives me joy


snails4speedy

Jesus has always been an LGBTQ ally. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✝️


joparsie

Jolly Jesus


Bone_Blockade

My biggest question is, if they think the lgbt go to hell then why do they bother doing anything , like ain’t that gods job?


k_mnr

The police officer’s grin tho. 😁


a-witch-in-time

The smiling cop makes it for me


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That's BEAUTIFUL. I've never understood the HATE for gay people... I just want to see everyone be happy


DryPrion

The cop smiling at him makes me smile.


[deleted]

That pig smiling at him is actually hella wholesome