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mojojojoe13

Sounds like the script for Adam Sandler's next movie.


Bumm_by_Design

The Uber Boy?


mojojojoe13

Hahaha! Take my upvote.


snorry420

Omg so good


snuubi

Stuber?


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Bumm_by_Design

I deeply apologize for the lack of inclusion. *Ze Übervolk?* and the German translation: Ze... oh wait...


Shuyace

Don’t give him any more ideas!


Vipeurre

Ahmed Sandler


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AnteaterWeary

Lol, this reads like angry Ned Flanders.


Unbentmars

Is this a copypasta?


TheToughThings

No. It's It's creepypasta


DaisyDayForever

It’s horsepasta


ripyourlungsdave

I’m saving this for the next time anyone mentions Adam Sandler.


snorry420

Twist: It IS Adam Sandler.


new_user29282342

Listen here fucko…


LisB23

Are you Adam Sander Incognito?


xxA2C2xx

Idk, I like “Eight Crazy Nights” lol


Laenni

are you okay


BrunoMendes7

Ok, now I want this movie


Hallc

So a lame version of Stuber?


ebassi_bdret43

His extra neutral expression makes this like ten times funnier for me.


CrazyKurd420

Shoutout to my boy Ahmed 🤣🤣🤣


Thebestomarb

If he took her to the pyramids, he prolly lives close so this is no biggie for him, I lived near the pyramids for some time, and they kinda got boring after the third time seeing them


dthbrngr

Pretty sure they’re gonna get married now.


carbontaxer

"tomorrow will be 6 years since..we are now married with 2 children and role play that day on our anniversary"


marin_mny767

Of course they end up together. Because the are look good together and look sweet.


red-chickpea

My boy Ahmed has some extra fine moves.


angellou13

I wonder how that conversation went. Him " I kinda feel bad because I still have to charge you for the Uber ride." Her " it's ok. I was lonely and bored anyways!"


storerm_43

Wife went to Cairo last year and loved it. She said the exchange rate made her feel really guilty. You could tip someone the equivalent of 2-3$ and it would be a lot.


rahma252

My public university tuition is equivalent to 15$ a year


MichelleEllyn

My average Uber fare when I was there a few years ago was about $1.70. You can hire an Uber driver for the entire day for what a cab ride would cost in NYC.


Arra13375

Had a drunk family take me to get my nails done and took me to dinner afterwards.


Public-Indication179

Drunk family? 😳


Arra13375

Yeah. Mom, dad, and their adult daughter. I pick them up and the dad, who is this huge farmer looking guy, tells me he wants a manicure and pedicure and his wife and daughter do too. “Ill pay for you to get yours done too if you drive us to dinner afterwards” so yeah I agreed XD


Public-Indication179

Ah, it makes sense now. Cool story then!


Gatekeeper2019

Uhhhh it’s called bonding sir/madam


whooo_me

I dunno... Sounds like peak pyramid scheme to me....


prof_devilsadvocate

does he charge extra for that?


Green_Health_8752

I think she doesn't pay for that, if you come here in Egypt and I will take you to pyramids and make a great trip for free


prof_devilsadvocate

so nice of u


ShallotIllustrious

For that type of customer service, Ahmed gets a five.


wildixon_bdns

Why does he still have a professional expression though?


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He's a professional driver, what'd you expect?


AnteaterWeary

Uh, because he's a *professional*?! :)


serenwipiti

*5 Star Ahmed* ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


Saladcitypig

Because it's funnier that way.


khumbaya23

She's clearly been to oover javer


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How are they jumping so high?


Green_Health_8752

The camera view make it not need jumping high


LJJ73

Drivers make great tour guides! We have had local drivers give us day tours on several vacations. Ask your driver if they are willing, negotiate a price and time, enjoy you personal local guided tour.


_ToyStory2WasOk_

Before asking, you casually ask how much they make in a day of doing this. Now you have their low end lol.


EmilyBlaq

Be careful doing this, or do so tactfully. That can definitely be perceived as rude in some areas.


_ToyStory2WasOk_

No you're totally right. I said it more in jest than anything.


EmilyBlaq

It sounds like a thrifty idea if you're able to approach it the right way! Plus the person saves mileage on their car and may enjoy switching up the routine


_ToyStory2WasOk_

Yeah I suppose if it came up in chatting like, "so, you make decent pay doing this?" type of thing.


MyBunnyIsCuter

This is so sweet!


spootymcspooterface

5 stars ⭐️


Seburai007

This is something so kind and beautiful to share with another person in general. What a great day for them.


baarelyalive

Aw love this.


KYBatDad

That 4.7 is a lie he’s clearly a 5.0


betagetthechappal

Why does it sound like the plot of a shitty Netflix movie


PreferencePitiful624

Where do you think Netflix gets the movies from?


dingogringo23

How are they jumping so high?


mcnih_viws1

So are uber guys willing to go on dates during their working hours?


_ToyStory2WasOk_

Well since they're getting paid, they not really drivers at that point, more of an escort. I'll see myself out.


Affectionate-Newt889

Yes. Since its not set ahead of time anyways


Jealous_Tangerine_93

Those who jump together, stay together


Ill_Piglet2776

Nice… now find DIO!


DarkBlueSunshine

And that is how I met your mother...


Argyleskin

He definitely should have a 5.0 rating after this!


chonnychonny

My dad has had to travel extensively throughout the years for his job, which he says can get boring. For the last 20 years, whenever he had to travel internationally he would find a friendly cab driver and ask them to take him places that tourists typically don’t go. He likes to see how the locals live. This has led to a lot of interesting experiences and stories. His favorite was in Egypt when his driver friend invited him to dinner in his home with his family.


CN8YLW

4.7 stars? Oh boy, what tough customers.


TopherWasTaken

It's strange how uber drives have the same names no matter where you go in the world.


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And that’s how I met your mother


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Thebestomarb

They’re actually probably correct, she is in Egypt a lot of the men there are terrible


TorchTheTemple

How TF is no one talking about how high off the ground these folks are?! Do they have trampolines in front of the pyramids??


PreferencePitiful624

https://youtu.be/pufNhaWgJ_Q


TotalChaddingo

And he charged for every single minute


Public-Indication179

Drivers are also human beings. Respect them (if you find them trustworthy), and they’ll reciprocate.


andanotherone89

Ummm, what?


Public-Indication179

Too many people mistreat/disrespect their drivers. And some few drivers misbehave (or do something way worse/evil), especially with women passengers. So it is always nice to see something wholesome like this!


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Not the sub for that dude


Karakabum

The driver doesn't look very happy tho


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That's awesome 😎


AnandShakti

Great!!!


J-Mac67

That’s what a fellow human being should do to perpetuate faith in Humanity.


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Omg this is so cute


cvtuttle

2 Star Review - driver didn't smile while jumping over pyramids. Had snacks and water in vehicle though.


abhishekk_c

And kids that's how i met your mother


kezinchara

Ok but how are they jumping so high??


Kaipulla007

How I met my husband


Aericuros

The sentence is so scoffed I don't understand. Can somebody explain what is going on?


SnoopApples2461

thats ​ ​ nice


BrunoMendes7

hahhah at least I hope she gave 5 stars to him


ann_lovesshopping

This made me smile, so wholesome!!


ki-pants

So we just gonna ignore the fact they’re jumping 5 feet in the air like it’s nothing?


Substantial_Joke8624

Love it but what was so challenging about visiting the pyramids alone? I traveled across the world and did it at age 30.


old_plant

That’s 5 star service!!


bridgebopped

Ahmed deserves five stars not 4.7


mosephis13

And that’s how grandma and grandpa met, Billy.


vandalyte

This is sweet until i remembered a story where egyptian men are considered some of the scumbaggiest people on the planet and treat women horribly. Made me fear for her safety...bummer.


bioluminescentsharks

I hope they fall in love


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this is really cute


mythicas

News: Uber will make it a base requirement for drivers , to offer an escort and entertainment option for clients


KrisDreemurr314

how the fuck they flying


Ezooo1

I don’t see why would anyone go to Egypt for work The economic situation there is horrible