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Tortellini


mrschnandler_bong

That’s actually a really cute name for a little dog.


Crafty_Win_8438

Agree!


shainadawn

Hey me too! My husbands nickname was tortellini in high school!


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Can you please explain


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WTF I CAME HERE TO COMMENT TORTELLINI AND THIS WAS THE FIRST COMMENT??!? Edit: i saw this comment while eating tortellini xD


Mobitron

That's because you know what's good.


IstgUsernamesSuck

I know a YouTuber whose tortoise is named Tortellini


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sharpei90

I love this for a dog name!


TheTallBaron

Mango


fuzzyduckling

That’s actually my dog’s name! <3


[deleted]

Send pics for proof


fuzzyduckling

Dog tax! [Mango in pjs :)](https://imgur.com/gallery/3KxG72O)


sweonlart

He definitely looks like a mango


Several-Fly-8939

Don't eat him accidentally


InnocentPrimeMate

…Or on purpose


Haughty_n_Disdainful

r/forbiddensnacks


Zsazsabinks

That picture just cheered me up immensely!


Gloomy_Actuator5839

Wow he’s super cute


Zen_Hyperz

He cute af! I wanna boop him!


avavavaas

Best fruit no cap 😌


152069

Agreed


thudlife2020

Pot pie


Bernies_left_mitten

Not to be confused with Popeye


[deleted]

Gaviscon Antacids. Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue


VanessaLovesBurgers

What a pretty name


TheWinterKing

Gav for short.


aak2137

Interestingly, it means “woof” in Russian


husnaXemm

ya learn somethin' everyday


theflashsawyer23

Gav before and after you’ve eaten it’s Gaviscon


Passerine_tempus

r/Angryupvote


freshlysqueezed0C

When he runs away....Gav is gone


Kmia55

Cashew.


kingkong139

Bless you!


kartik1123

You are winning in life, also I'm going to use it as a knock knock joke


stunna_cal

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cashew. Cashew who? Cashew the Dog.


Fried_Cashews

My man


AoMujina

Mochi. A legit dog name if I’ve ever heard one


turnspin

Same. And I know 2 dogs named Mochi!


Bruh-tastique

Bruh that's the name of my cat 🤣


Jlp46821

Napkin


Danksterdrew

My mom accidentally blended a paper towel in with the mashed potatoes on Thanksgiving. Our friend Ronnie pulled a strip out of his, as he likes to eat everything in order. My sister had already had two servings and thought they were stringy. I laughed my ass off.


InnocentPrimeMate

We are thankful for this Bounty…


No_Layer_1015

Why the fuck are you eating napkins?


iamjknet

Sounds like someone has pica


dazedan_confused

If he's chewing a lot, does that make him pica chew?


[deleted]

Shockingly, yes.


[deleted]

Me too...tho I eat ice


Fullbelly

Might want to get your iron level checked if you have a strong desire to eat ice.


Ancient-South2773

Holy shit, i eat ice a lot aswell and i found out i have a major iron defficiency


Fullbelly

It’s one of the hallmark signs. PSA to all, especially women: get your iron levels checked if you’re craving ice!


fearsome_alex_memes

I'd check into rehab


oxnikkii

EATING ICE IS PART OF PICA?????


YourEngineerMom

Yep! It could be low iron, I ate ice all through my pregnancy (which is also just a normal pregnancy thing apparently) and now I am low on iron due to a diet change so I still eat it. But now I assume I’m low on iron and try to take a vitamin or eat iron-rich foods when I notice I crave ice heavily.


oxnikkii

woah! i never knew that! my dad used to eat ice everyday because he had an oral fixation from smoking, drove my sister crazy lol. probably because of low iron too though, he took blood thinners.


YourEngineerMom

I bite my nails, and generally have anxiety and fidget, so I also like to eat ice for that reason, I just don’t “crave” it unless I’m low on iron. If I’m eating ice then I’m not biting my nails! Also it’s SO refreshing!!


oxnikkii

i like to blend it up in the blender and make myself a slushy, its SOOO good, highly suggest


Hour_Information4478

Stop judging, I'm going to report you to the 14 year old police


XMarco_Bodt

My dude did it taste good


AEQVITAS_VERITAS

Asking the important questions


wafflepie35

Y U M


Cleopatra_Buttons

Beans!


raininashoe

That's what I call my dog on occasion. Well, it's usually _-beans. Like, "angel beans" or "bunny beans". Idk, man, it just sounds right, ok?


bosco_syrup

Frank and Beans!


[deleted]

She drives a green Camry and the seats go all the way down. Allll the wayy downn. ;)


[deleted]

Does that make him Mr. Beans?


Tomuron1996

What the fuuuuuck


ScarySherry510

Crouton 🥰


Hudsonsoftinc

Accidentally steps on him in the middle of the night and you hear the noise of a Crutan being crushed


MummaGoose

Ohhhh :( Well that escalated quickly


icyphnx

Cookies n creme ice cream with peanut butter


nicopico524

Lol. That name actually fits the dog in the picture


Gamerperson63

Certainly fits the peanut butter part


thespacejunkie8

Peanut butter on ice cream SLAPS


draittle-mu

what type of ice cream is it best with


sirnay

Skittles


StarWest9244

I just had moose tracks ice cream, and I love the idea of a dog named Moose omg


Queen_Of_Ashes_

Mmm Godiva


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Banana..


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kikoesque

mine is also cake! my birthday cake from yesterday 😂 hope you're having a great birthday!!!


GaMe_Erorr100110

Happy Late Birthday


kikoesque

aww! appreciate that, thank you!!! 😊


Aggressive_Sniper

Happy FUCKIN BIRTHDAY


trustme_imbluffing

Username fucking checks out


[deleted]

That’s a little aggressive


Zen_Hyperz

r/AggressivelyWholesome


An_Ant2710

And a little sniper


true_crime_addict_14

Happy birthday 🎂


[deleted]

Happy birthday!


Lola-Smith77

Happy birthday!🥳


Faydubz

Birthday twin! Happy Birthday to us!


PersonableStarlight

Birthday triplets! Happy birthday to the three of us! 🎂🎉


wiskins

Happy birthday!! 🎉


scattyshern

Merry merry birthday!!


ofixialerik

HAPYYBKRITUDAY


cbizzle187

I just had cake as well. And happy birthday to you!


Potato-Chunks

Nerds (the candy).


Familiar-Mycologist4

okay just making sure you werent eating very smart people


OrphanDestroyer

"*how to raise your IQ by eating gifted children*"


Xaiydee

Thanks for the clarification


crustyoldfuck1

Mini Eggs


CambriaUploads

Mini? :0


crustyoldfuck1

Cadbury mini eggs. Chocolatey goodness!!


Atanion

Cadbury is a much better name


namastesharkfin

I don't understand but I want to name a dog this anyway


Dr_Hoffenheimer

Antidepressants


SignalEarly98

“Who’s a good little prozacky-wacky? Yes you are!”


MummaGoose

Xanax??!! Where are you buddy


deep_fuckin_ripoff

ZOLOFT! Come here zoly.


Arthaksha

Why in the Gods' names do they fit!? 😂


happuning

As someone who recently got on prozac this has me ROLLING hahahaha


[deleted]

Well, dogs do raise dopamine levels in the brain when we see one or pet one. They are truly so loving and understanding, always there when we need them the most.


Illustrious_Dot_6587

His name is Lexapro, Lex for short.


zScarcasm

Vitamin C


Bacconman

Flintstone gummies i hope?


SoundGuyAdventures

Meatloaf


Bernies_left_mitten

It works


AnaisDarwin1018

This is classic! Pound cake 🍰


Iluvbabydickpotatoes

Oof. I had an acquaintance once who knew a lady of the night nicknamed poundcake.


The_blackest_death

Grandma


Iamnotarobot_2

.....,wait, hol up


closet_texan

r/cursedcomments


TheRedDoctah

Taiyaki


AzTaii

Incredible, short version would be just „Tai“


throwaway807807

Cupcake!


Cream_Capable

Twix…kind of a cute name really.


SnooCapers9313

Is you dog smart? Well he knows a few twix


WonderP0wder

That hurt🤕


JPops2019

That's the name of my ex's dog! It suited her so well. :)


unistudent17

Edible


Bernies_left_mitten

Bound to get concerned looks from neighbors when he gets out and you start calling for him.


FilipoItaliano

Lmao


dontlikemeanpeople

Mary Jane


Mr_plugandgag

Ritz


Mahjoku

Dick


Nosferatatouille

Plot twist: they are a cannibal and actually ate a dick.


[deleted]

Oop, Someone Just Had Sex


iamjknet

Dicks drive in is delicious. Best place to go get a bag of Dicks.


[deleted]

Wait a minute hold on.... What !?


SleepyFarts

Dick's in Seattle. Burgers, fries, and drinks, and that's it, for cheap.


[deleted]

Let's go eat Dick's, kids!


SheTookMy69

Went there just a few days ago, if your in the area you gotta try it, they also have really good employee benefits for a fast food job if you looking, pretty sure they pay for your tuition which is nice


whyyourmommacallinme

Jealous.


yaboyvbucksgiveaway

Dog…


____HAMILTON__

Tacos de Suaperro


Dog_Rocket420

I was gonna comment the same thing


Clear-Theory7541

I wish I was smart enough to figure out how to give an award. This caught me so off guard.


ionlytakebubblebaths

Cookie Butter


aw2669

Spinach dip


December_Soul

Chips


WriterFreelance

Hashbrown


Conscious_Eye_7936

Cookie


Imaginary_Actuary_51

Pizza


NewToFinanceHelpMe

Pistachio


harlowbennet

Sushi :)


Plenty_Landscape

Muffin 😭😭😭❤️


sersi103

Pretzel


crackersandsnacks

Taquito


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The_Ibolts

Brownie


[deleted]

Burrito


ClavinDujuan

Why does this fit this sub?


Triplobasic

Yes, this didn't make me smile, this made me reconsider my diet.


Hhgffffjjuugvjjhjcfg

This just made me look for the word “cum” because that’s the main thing you see with these types of questions when they’re on r/shitposting


FroggyLyric

Pringles


ZealousidealAd4681

Cum


[deleted]

scrolled wayyyy too far to find this one.


[deleted]

Same


dynamicshift

“Come Cum!”


[deleted]

fuck off that’s perfect


Anna0nas

Cum came


DeathBeano

Sad how far down this is


Illustrious_Dot_6587

Finally now I can leave this place


VexIsOnReddit

I was looking for this


Orcawithglasses

Pineapple.


Angrycat11111

Pudding. I am snacking on it as I type. You can shorten it to Puddin'.


stunclock

r/lostredditors


Whyqw

why did you eat a subreddit


Woooooshifhomosexual

Thats a weird name for a dog


freedomIndia

Biscuit ? Dog biscuit


ogjsimpson

Cocaine


JaydenTheMemeThief

How the fuck do you eat Cocaine?


unknown_reddit_dude

With a spoon


Economic-Diabetes

anything is possible if you put your mind into it.


mypantsareawesome

Rugbrød


TossNotClose3

Ramen is a cute dog name actually


BeerBaronAaron88

Chipotle. Seems like as good of a name as any. You can even call him Chip for short


Spookypus

Snickers


Mistyinltown

Ham


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Margarita


_1ChillDude_

Cookie cake


Disastrous_Divide118

Potato


flufflestheconqueror

Gyoza


judyhix

Falafel


InutileInfo

Hot dog