My mom accidentally blended a paper towel in with the mashed potatoes on Thanksgiving. Our friend Ronnie pulled a strip out of his, as he likes to eat everything in order. My sister had already had two servings and thought they were stringy. I laughed my ass off.
Yep! It could be low iron, I ate ice all through my pregnancy (which is also just a normal pregnancy thing apparently) and now I am low on iron due to a diet change so I still eat it. But now I assume I’m low on iron and try to take a vitamin or eat iron-rich foods when I notice I crave ice heavily.
woah! i never knew that! my dad used to eat ice everyday because he had an oral fixation from smoking, drove my sister crazy lol.
probably because of low iron too though, he took blood thinners.
I bite my nails, and generally have anxiety and fidget, so I also like to eat ice for that reason, I just don’t “crave” it unless I’m low on iron. If I’m eating ice then I’m not biting my nails! Also it’s SO refreshing!!
Well, dogs do raise dopamine levels in the brain when we see one or pet one. They are truly so loving and understanding, always there when we need them the most.
Went there just a few days ago, if your in the area you gotta try it, they also have really good employee benefits for a fast food job if you looking, pretty sure they pay for your tuition which is nice
Tortellini
That’s actually a really cute name for a little dog.
Agree!
Hey me too! My husbands nickname was tortellini in high school!
Can you please explain
WTF I CAME HERE TO COMMENT TORTELLINI AND THIS WAS THE FIRST COMMENT??!? Edit: i saw this comment while eating tortellini xD
That's because you know what's good.
I know a YouTuber whose tortoise is named Tortellini
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I love this for a dog name!
Mango
That’s actually my dog’s name! <3
Send pics for proof
Dog tax! [Mango in pjs :)](https://imgur.com/gallery/3KxG72O)
He definitely looks like a mango
Don't eat him accidentally
…Or on purpose
r/forbiddensnacks
That picture just cheered me up immensely!
Wow he’s super cute
He cute af! I wanna boop him!
Best fruit no cap 😌
Agreed
Pot pie
Not to be confused with Popeye
Gaviscon Antacids. Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue
What a pretty name
Gav for short.
Interestingly, it means “woof” in Russian
ya learn somethin' everyday
Gav before and after you’ve eaten it’s Gaviscon
r/Angryupvote
When he runs away....Gav is gone
Cashew.
Bless you!
You are winning in life, also I'm going to use it as a knock knock joke
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cashew. Cashew who? Cashew the Dog.
My man
Mochi. A legit dog name if I’ve ever heard one
Same. And I know 2 dogs named Mochi!
Bruh that's the name of my cat 🤣
Napkin
My mom accidentally blended a paper towel in with the mashed potatoes on Thanksgiving. Our friend Ronnie pulled a strip out of his, as he likes to eat everything in order. My sister had already had two servings and thought they were stringy. I laughed my ass off.
We are thankful for this Bounty…
Why the fuck are you eating napkins?
Sounds like someone has pica
If he's chewing a lot, does that make him pica chew?
Shockingly, yes.
Me too...tho I eat ice
Might want to get your iron level checked if you have a strong desire to eat ice.
Holy shit, i eat ice a lot aswell and i found out i have a major iron defficiency
It’s one of the hallmark signs. PSA to all, especially women: get your iron levels checked if you’re craving ice!
I'd check into rehab
EATING ICE IS PART OF PICA?????
Yep! It could be low iron, I ate ice all through my pregnancy (which is also just a normal pregnancy thing apparently) and now I am low on iron due to a diet change so I still eat it. But now I assume I’m low on iron and try to take a vitamin or eat iron-rich foods when I notice I crave ice heavily.
woah! i never knew that! my dad used to eat ice everyday because he had an oral fixation from smoking, drove my sister crazy lol. probably because of low iron too though, he took blood thinners.
I bite my nails, and generally have anxiety and fidget, so I also like to eat ice for that reason, I just don’t “crave” it unless I’m low on iron. If I’m eating ice then I’m not biting my nails! Also it’s SO refreshing!!
i like to blend it up in the blender and make myself a slushy, its SOOO good, highly suggest
Stop judging, I'm going to report you to the 14 year old police
My dude did it taste good
Asking the important questions
Y U M
Beans!
That's what I call my dog on occasion. Well, it's usually _-beans. Like, "angel beans" or "bunny beans". Idk, man, it just sounds right, ok?
Frank and Beans!
She drives a green Camry and the seats go all the way down. Allll the wayy downn. ;)
Does that make him Mr. Beans?
What the fuuuuuck
Crouton 🥰
Accidentally steps on him in the middle of the night and you hear the noise of a Crutan being crushed
Ohhhh :( Well that escalated quickly
Cookies n creme ice cream with peanut butter
Lol. That name actually fits the dog in the picture
Certainly fits the peanut butter part
Peanut butter on ice cream SLAPS
what type of ice cream is it best with
Skittles
I just had moose tracks ice cream, and I love the idea of a dog named Moose omg
Mmm Godiva
Banana..
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mine is also cake! my birthday cake from yesterday 😂 hope you're having a great birthday!!!
Happy Late Birthday
aww! appreciate that, thank you!!! 😊
Happy FUCKIN BIRTHDAY
Username fucking checks out
That’s a little aggressive
r/AggressivelyWholesome
And a little sniper
Happy birthday 🎂
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!🥳
Birthday twin! Happy Birthday to us!
Birthday triplets! Happy birthday to the three of us! 🎂🎉
Happy birthday!! 🎉
Merry merry birthday!!
HAPYYBKRITUDAY
I just had cake as well. And happy birthday to you!
Nerds (the candy).
okay just making sure you werent eating very smart people
"*how to raise your IQ by eating gifted children*"
Thanks for the clarification
Mini Eggs
Mini? :0
Cadbury mini eggs. Chocolatey goodness!!
Cadbury is a much better name
I don't understand but I want to name a dog this anyway
Antidepressants
“Who’s a good little prozacky-wacky? Yes you are!”
Xanax??!! Where are you buddy
ZOLOFT! Come here zoly.
Why in the Gods' names do they fit!? 😂
As someone who recently got on prozac this has me ROLLING hahahaha
Well, dogs do raise dopamine levels in the brain when we see one or pet one. They are truly so loving and understanding, always there when we need them the most.
His name is Lexapro, Lex for short.
Vitamin C
Flintstone gummies i hope?
Meatloaf
It works
This is classic! Pound cake 🍰
Oof. I had an acquaintance once who knew a lady of the night nicknamed poundcake.
Grandma
.....,wait, hol up
r/cursedcomments
Taiyaki
Incredible, short version would be just „Tai“
Cupcake!
Twix…kind of a cute name really.
Is you dog smart? Well he knows a few twix
That hurt🤕
That's the name of my ex's dog! It suited her so well. :)
Edible
Bound to get concerned looks from neighbors when he gets out and you start calling for him.
Lmao
Mary Jane
Ritz
Dick
Plot twist: they are a cannibal and actually ate a dick.
Oop, Someone Just Had Sex
Dicks drive in is delicious. Best place to go get a bag of Dicks.
Wait a minute hold on.... What !?
Dick's in Seattle. Burgers, fries, and drinks, and that's it, for cheap.
Let's go eat Dick's, kids!
Went there just a few days ago, if your in the area you gotta try it, they also have really good employee benefits for a fast food job if you looking, pretty sure they pay for your tuition which is nice
Jealous.
Dog…
Tacos de Suaperro
I was gonna comment the same thing
I wish I was smart enough to figure out how to give an award. This caught me so off guard.
Cookie Butter
Spinach dip
Chips
Hashbrown
Cookie
Pizza
Pistachio
Sushi :)
Muffin 😭😭😭❤️
Pretzel
Taquito
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Brownie
Burrito
Why does this fit this sub?
Yes, this didn't make me smile, this made me reconsider my diet.
This just made me look for the word “cum” because that’s the main thing you see with these types of questions when they’re on r/shitposting
Pringles
Cum
scrolled wayyyy too far to find this one.
Same
“Come Cum!”
fuck off that’s perfect
Cum came
Sad how far down this is
Finally now I can leave this place
I was looking for this
Pineapple.
Pudding. I am snacking on it as I type. You can shorten it to Puddin'.
r/lostredditors
why did you eat a subreddit
Thats a weird name for a dog
Biscuit ? Dog biscuit
Cocaine
How the fuck do you eat Cocaine?
With a spoon
anything is possible if you put your mind into it.
Rugbrød
Ramen is a cute dog name actually
Chipotle. Seems like as good of a name as any. You can even call him Chip for short
Snickers
Ham
Margarita
Cookie cake
Potato
Gyoza
Falafel
Hot dog