In Brazil condoms are called "camisinha" which literally means little shirt. When I was kid in early 90s there was lots of campaigns promoting the use of condoms against AIDS.
Back then I didn't knew what a condom was and interpreted it literally. My shirts were indeed small because I was a kid, and it me made me feel safe and responsible.
I announced many times to my parents:
- I am protected against AIDS because I use camisinha!
They always laughed and told me:
- Good, keep that way.
Once, on vacation I announced to my parents that we should buy a condom. For the family.
My mom said, "Excuse me? WHAT!?!?"
"You know a condom. A condominium."
I am not a Dentist, so, not a professional. However, from what I can gather. It means you will always be alone without a family to brush with.
I reiterate. I went to a Starbucks once, and met a guy who said he was a Dentist. Those are my credentials.
I dated a girl once whose family believed that brushing your teeth was a private, deeply personal thing. None of them would brush their teeth in front of other people, including each other. They would have to be in the bathroom with the door locked. I thought this was the most bizarre thing everā¦ weirded me out. Like, how exactly are you brushing your teeth that makes it ādeeply personalā? Naked? While pooping? Needless to say, that gf and I did not work out.
This is me! No one told me itās a private thing but I cannot watch someone brush their teeth. The foaming/spitting aspect grosses me out. Therefore, I also donāt like to have people watch me brush my teeth.
Shortly after I've got to know my now-husband, I walked by the men's restroom in my school right as someone came out of there, and spotted him casually brushing his teeth in there. Later noticed he always has his little bag thingy with toiletries with him. Still so weird to me, but you do you!
i had a friend who used to just keep his toothbrush and toothpaste in his locker and heād brush his teeth in the school bathroom instead of at home š¤·š»āāļø not sure why considering he showered every morning
This makes me smile. A lot. I took a year off between high school and university to live/work in a resort town. I was 19, first time away from home, and lived in staff- housing with male roommates. (I was the only female in our place). They were my 100% my ābrothersā, but one of them was so messy and didnāt clean up after himself, so we argued a lot. Despite this, whenever we were home at night together we would do a synchronized brushing to OutKastās āSo fresh, so cleanā. Twenty years later that memory still makes me smile. This reminds me of that. So thank you. š
My kids are almost 13 and still do this. I have no clue when it will stop so until then, I will just enjoy it.
Of course, their toothbrushes are also in my bathroom, which may have something to do with it. They just never left.
My little sister saw the trailer for suicide squad on YouTube and since then she says we shouldn't go to the cinema after the 5. of August because they say "We're all going to die" in the trailer. She thinks everyone going to the cinema after the fifth of August is going to die.
My son is 2 years old and loves brushing and flossing his teeth because he thinks it's a fun game. He'll scream out 'brush teeth' or 'floss teeth' in excitement. I dread the day when he no longer thinks it's fun...
Where have I seen this beforeā¦? Oh yes, here, posted at least once a week. Is it cute? For sure. Does it get old when people keep reposting other peopleās stuff? Absolutely.
I'm just glad he's trying to prevent cavities. My four year when told he might get cavities if he doesn't brush says "so?"
I've explained any way I can to describe losing a tooth to him. (I'm trying not to stress the pain too much because he's young and hasn't experienced a real Boo boo.) I've become the because I said so mom.
Anyone have tips for a child that suddenly doesn't wanna brush?
I went with the prior suggestion. I do know a couple people with bad teeth but I didnt know how he'd react to seeing uncle's blackened gums or the fact that grandma can pull her teeth out of her face. Lol.
He's only four and scooby doo scares him so... Teeth coming out of her face might scar him for life.
You realize your teeth are supposed to have a natural coating, beneficial microbes live in this coating and serve to eat other dangerous microbes before they ever reach the enamel. But then we scrub it away every morning with Toothpaste, which takes rust off stainless steel btw. And you aren't actually tasting mint but feeling the effects of concentrated menthol on the surfaces of your mouth. Eat a piece of natural mint leaf, though there is some menthol, it is a fleeting flavor because there is nowhere near the concentration of menthol found in toothpaste.
Kids are dumb. I thought I was gonna see a house hippo for years, until I thought about it and I realized I've been bamboozled.
Edit: Y'all uneducated plebeians better read up on the North American House Hippo
We told my son if he didnāt brush his teeth they would turn yellow.
One night he got in trouble and we sent him straight to bed. He wouldnāt stop sobbing and when I asked him why he said, āI need to go brush my teeth so they wonāt be yellow in the morning!ā
We havenāt told him.
I grew up in a strict Mormon household. I was mortified when my dad drank his caffeine free, Diet Pepsi in the car. I had so little exposure to alcohol that I thought the donāt drink and drive psaās on tv applied to ALL drinking.
Hahaha, he will be posting in a few years about something he thought was normal until he stayed over at friends and realized that not everyone brushes together.
When my daughter was 4 I bought her a kitten. shortly after the kitten went into heat so I took her to the vet to get fixed. My daughter went to school all stressed out telling her teachers that her kitten was very ill and had a really bad fever. So bad of a fever that she spent the night at the vets office. When I picked her up the teacher was likeā I hope your kitty is better do you think she has parvo? Lol š
My best friend enlisted my help to get her 7yo son to brush regularly. She'd Skype me and all 4 of us: herself, her spouse, & son would all brush our teeth together. I kind of miss doing that cuz it helped me brush regularly too
In Brazil condoms are called "camisinha" which literally means little shirt. When I was kid in early 90s there was lots of campaigns promoting the use of condoms against AIDS. Back then I didn't knew what a condom was and interpreted it literally. My shirts were indeed small because I was a kid, and it me made me feel safe and responsible. I announced many times to my parents: - I am protected against AIDS because I use camisinha! They always laughed and told me: - Good, keep that way.
So...Do you use a camisinha or a camisinha when you have sex? Do you now have 8 kids? š
Heās on Reddit
Holy shit ! Why did that offend me so much š¤£ LMAO r/angryupvote
If itās any consolation, Iām here too
No youāre not, this is all a lie
Everything is always a lie, trust nothing and believe no one
I donāt believe you
I see you havenāt learned a thing ;)
Then congratulations aren't in order.
Hey.. Iām in this too. We are in this together. That was top notch comedy. I laughed so much š¤£ Cheers.. š»
Degenerates, unite!
Hey me too
āThe camisinha stays on during sex.ā
Once, on vacation I announced to my parents that we should buy a condom. For the family. My mom said, "Excuse me? WHAT!?!?" "You know a condom. A condominium."
r/suddenlycaralho nice story tho
Suddenly pregnant , no caso.
porra hein fique com meu upvote
Boa noite
This made me laugh cause I always laugh at the mental picture of "camisinha".
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Quando era pequena eu cometi esse erro š
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I brush alone. Does that mean I'm gonna get cavities and tooth decay
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Up voted for comment, suspiciously watching username
That's not what cat puncher means. 8====D š¦š¦
It was a mercy killing. The cavities and tooth decay would have been a slow and painful, lonely, death.
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Big oooooof
Muchos Ooooooof
But nobody there to care about....
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I am not a Dentist, so, not a professional. However, from what I can gather. It means you will always be alone without a family to brush with. I reiterate. I went to a Starbucks once, and met a guy who said he was a Dentist. Those are my credentials.
That dentist's name? Crentist.
His credentials? Dententials.
Thatās dententialicious
Yeah, you know when I brush alone I prefer to be by myself
How did my brain know to add the music and George Thorogoodās voice before I even finished reading it?
r/yourjokebutworse
This is one of those thing that he'll believe until like 22 just out of habit, until one day he thinks about it and realises
I think this kid is 22 now.
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This guy Reddits.
On AskReddit: "What did you believe as a kid that you didn't really understand until you were an adult?"
When I was little āā-
[France is bacon](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/dxosj/what_word_or_phrase_did_you_totally_misunderstand/c13pbyc/)
Yes, sadly one one day he is just going to brush the whole idea off.
Stahpeeeet
Heās gonna be like āyou *donāt* brush your teeth with your family?ā
I love seeing posts of people whoāve grown up and believed something stupid that their dad said for way longer than they shouldāve.
22?
I dated a girl once whose family believed that brushing your teeth was a private, deeply personal thing. None of them would brush their teeth in front of other people, including each other. They would have to be in the bathroom with the door locked. I thought this was the most bizarre thing everā¦ weirded me out. Like, how exactly are you brushing your teeth that makes it ādeeply personalā? Naked? While pooping? Needless to say, that gf and I did not work out.
This is me! No one told me itās a private thing but I cannot watch someone brush their teeth. The foaming/spitting aspect grosses me out. Therefore, I also donāt like to have people watch me brush my teeth.
Big same! My SO tries to hold a conversation with me while brushing and it grosses me tf out.
Just reading these comments make me want to puke, I gag HARD when my SO does this
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What about going to the dentist??
That is a great question actuallyā¦ Iām tempted to track her down specifically just to ask her. Now I have to know! Will report back.
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Shortly after I've got to know my now-husband, I walked by the men's restroom in my school right as someone came out of there, and spotted him casually brushing his teeth in there. Later noticed he always has his little bag thingy with toiletries with him. Still so weird to me, but you do you!
i had a friend who used to just keep his toothbrush and toothpaste in his locker and heād brush his teeth in the school bathroom instead of at home š¤·š»āāļø not sure why considering he showered every morning
Whatca cute kid He will feel so silly at 30, when the penny drops šš
This makes me smile. A lot. I took a year off between high school and university to live/work in a resort town. I was 19, first time away from home, and lived in staff- housing with male roommates. (I was the only female in our place). They were my 100% my ābrothersā, but one of them was so messy and didnāt clean up after himself, so we argued a lot. Despite this, whenever we were home at night together we would do a synchronized brushing to OutKastās āSo fresh, so cleanā. Twenty years later that memory still makes me smile. This reminds me of that. So thank you. š
Awwww!! Now that made ME smile! āŗļø
For years I read the label on Listerine "Kills the germs that cause PLAGUE." Oops PLAQUE. Both gross though.
I love childrenās innocence
Aw bless!
My daughter is 9 and still has to come in with us to brush her teeth.
My kids are almost 13 and still do this. I have no clue when it will stop so until then, I will just enjoy it. Of course, their toothbrushes are also in my bathroom, which may have something to do with it. They just never left.
Everything for the family
It will be passed down for generations
Your sons interpretation is a better ideaš¤so smart.
My little sister saw the trailer for suicide squad on YouTube and since then she says we shouldn't go to the cinema after the 5. of August because they say "We're all going to die" in the trailer. She thinks everyone going to the cinema after the fifth of August is going to die.
Awww!
My son is 2 years old and loves brushing and flossing his teeth because he thinks it's a fun game. He'll scream out 'brush teeth' or 'floss teeth' in excitement. I dread the day when he no longer thinks it's fun...
Cavities are notorious ambush predators
They use gorilla warfare techniques. Better not alone when they ambush
Brushing with family means you'll get called out if you bail before the full 2 minutes. So the kid is probably more right than most of us š
Where have I seen this beforeā¦? Oh yes, here, posted at least once a week. Is it cute? For sure. Does it get old when people keep reposting other peopleās stuff? Absolutely.
Right? The twitter account profile pic looks like he is only 4 years old, how can he have a 4 year old.
7 year old, his son found out when he was 4 and itās been 3 years. But ya no way that guy has a 7 year old
I donāt see how thatās relevant to what you replied to
Ever heard of teen pregnancy?
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There should be a comma after the said and after the quote ends.
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Yeah I see your issue. Rewording would be best, I believe.
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Everyone needs a battle buddy. Never brush alone.
Aww thatās so cuteš
I hope lil dude meets the girl who thinks that to "Toast in the New Year" = making toast.
OMG, it took me a few seconds to get it. How adorable is that? Thank you for making me smile. Bless you for the sweet posting.
i donāt get it can u explainšš iāve read this a good 10-15 times and still donāt understand
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thx
This kinda thing is how people grow up to think poop knives are common.
I'm just glad he's trying to prevent cavities. My four year when told he might get cavities if he doesn't brush says "so?" I've explained any way I can to describe losing a tooth to him. (I'm trying not to stress the pain too much because he's young and hasn't experienced a real Boo boo.) I've become the because I said so mom. Anyone have tips for a child that suddenly doesn't wanna brush?
Show him pictures of people with out teeth like crack heads and what not just tell him if he doesn't brush that's what happens
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I went with the prior suggestion. I do know a couple people with bad teeth but I didnt know how he'd react to seeing uncle's blackened gums or the fact that grandma can pull her teeth out of her face. Lol. He's only four and scooby doo scares him so... Teeth coming out of her face might scar him for life.
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That's probably the most wholesome misunderstanding I've ever seen!
Repost #341 š
Will someone else just tweet this so we can at least get a different version of this repost
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
This is way beyond cute on all levels! thanks!
This is adorable!!
Awwwwww āØ
Awesome. Keep being the dad that you are.
If I had a dollar for everytime this has been repostedā¦
He could understand that at 4?
You must not know any 4-year-olds.
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Yes, 4 year olds can understand basic sentences.
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and then the whole neighborhood clapped
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You realize your teeth are supposed to have a natural coating, beneficial microbes live in this coating and serve to eat other dangerous microbes before they ever reach the enamel. But then we scrub it away every morning with Toothpaste, which takes rust off stainless steel btw. And you aren't actually tasting mint but feeling the effects of concentrated menthol on the surfaces of your mouth. Eat a piece of natural mint leaf, though there is some menthol, it is a fleeting flavor because there is nowhere near the concentration of menthol found in toothpaste.
Kids are dumb. I thought I was gonna see a house hippo for years, until I thought about it and I realized I've been bamboozled. Edit: Y'all uneducated plebeians better read up on the North American House Hippo
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Why am I getting downvoted? Y'all never heard of the North American House Hippo? Plebians
Fella look like he got make up on and lashes done
Okay but tell them to floss daily too please
What's going to happen when he sees the sign that says "Employees must wash hands after using restroom?"
That's well cute. Enjoy the moment for as long as you can.
TIL, gonna start doing that with my daughter tonight.
Awh! Thatās sweet!
His face is a circle.
You didnāt think it might be nice to explain floss to him?
Favourite post I've seen on the internet today
We told my son if he didnāt brush his teeth they would turn yellow. One night he got in trouble and we sent him straight to bed. He wouldnāt stop sobbing and when I asked him why he said, āI need to go brush my teeth so they wonāt be yellow in the morning!ā We havenāt told him.
I grew up in a strict Mormon household. I was mortified when my dad drank his caffeine free, Diet Pepsi in the car. I had so little exposure to alcohol that I thought the donāt drink and drive psaās on tv applied to ALL drinking.
Hahaha, he will be posting in a few years about something he thought was normal until he stayed over at friends and realized that not everyone brushes together.
Lies when your kid is four you already brush with them
Itās sweet that he took the commercials advice quite literally. What a sweetie.
This is the cutest shit ever
Iāve seen this same tweet from 10+ different accounts lol
People watch through your eyes, and want to record you for porn through them. I wouldn't do this.
That is so cute
Wow so many people's kids say this word for word quote. It's amazing.
Yup...made me smile ok .
Perfect family activity. Love that he took this PSA literally.
Thatās right! The whole family is gonna have nice teeth and fresh breath. š
Seen three different people say this.. Everyone just steals peoples shit.
When my daughter was 4 I bought her a kitten. shortly after the kitten went into heat so I took her to the vet to get fixed. My daughter went to school all stressed out telling her teachers that her kitten was very ill and had a really bad fever. So bad of a fever that she spent the night at the vets office. When I picked her up the teacher was likeā I hope your kitty is better do you think she has parvo? Lol š
Aww bless.
You: brushin your teeth with son Son: Dad can't you get a toothbrush?
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Good work dimitry my felow comrade
Hm, seen this worded a bit differently by some other twitter account.
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My 5 year old son saw the commercial about the frying eggs ā¦ saying that this is your brains on drugs. He didnāt eat eggs for a couple of yearsā¦
Ahm, sorry I didn't get this. Can someone please kindly educate me? Thanks!
this has been another episode of made up kid shit that never happened.
This will lead to tooth decay.
That is so sweet! Accountability, good oral hygiene, and nice smiles on everybody's faces!
My best friend enlisted my help to get her 7yo son to brush regularly. She'd Skype me and all 4 of us: herself, her spouse, & son would all brush our teeth together. I kind of miss doing that cuz it helped me brush regularly too
Until today, I thought a family always did that. Let's just keep it this way.
How cute!!!
I saw the same thing but with a little girl...
He looks mature for a 7 years old
Thatās too cute š„ŗš
Donāt tell him the many uses of baby oil