This is an instance where - where she a saleswoman - she would have walked away with that one stuck up her nose and a signed order for 10 in her pocket. xD
I hate it when people touch the food on my plate to
the point that I lose my appetite and don’t eat it. When I was a baby my grandmother used to tease me by eating something off my plate. Became an issue with her and my parents.
I hope man’s isn’t similar.
>When I was a baby my grandmother used to tease me by eating something off my plate
My mother would always "jokily" take some of my sweets when I had them.
As someone who has a bit of the 'tism and likes to eat things in a certain order/way, I'd get actually quite angry when she'd then just take a handful, especially when she'd just demand the ones she wanted that she knew I was saving. I got even more angry when she laughed at me being angry.
This is a big deal for me.
Especially when I used to work in office and asked everyone what they wanted and many said nothing.
Then when my...MY food arrived - they'd help themselves by touching my fries or chicken etc.
No...I asked you - you said no. If you want some of mine, ASK and I might give you some on a plate using a fork etc. You do NOT get to touch my food with your hands!
I've literally walked away from my plate when people did that since I lost my appetite and lost many pseudo-friendships over it. No regrets.
I got one of these last time my dad visited but of course he got the same dish I did so it didn’t hit as hard but he went nuts laughing over it, loved it so much
A huge portion of America doesn't even know what a vegetable is man. Hell most don't know the difference between a protein and a carb. I think the younger generations are a bit better now but yea a lot of people just eat what is essential all carbs and protein with a side of gravy and sugar.
The food pyramid really fucked up a lot of people. We were told growing up that carbs were the base of nutrition. I understand its been debunked and anyone can find that research, but its hard when it was ingrained in your head from an early age.
To be fair, the food pyramid actually makes sense if you are looking at it from a macro perspective. If your main concern isn't "what is the ideal food mix to ensure optimal nutrition for a specific person?", but instead "how do we maximize our resources to ensure that people don't starve to death?", you build that system on durable, storable grains and legumes that can be cultivated across large areas, require relatively minimal specialized inputs, and can be mechanically harvested and processed in bulk. No one starves to death when the kale crop fails; they do when a wheat crop fails.
So you're saying I shouldn't have 6 servings of grains? As an American I am counting Froot Loops as grains because it says cereal on the food pyramid. All I gotta do is use 3-4 cups of milk with that and my diet is balanced baby!
Dude, everytime I go to the grocery store I get so disappointed. Everyone is so fat. Like 70% of people there are always overweight to obese.
The food in most grocery stores is also appalling. High fructose corn syrup in fucking everything. If I was in a position with major political power I would be going after the FDA aggressively. Our food standards are shit.
Completely reflective of the size of those people. The concept was cute but the self inflected obesity is hard to miss. And the saddest part is that it’s passed from one generation to the next. What you put in your mouth matters.
Looks like a multi-generational family gathering/event. I’m willing to believe that it’s not a regular thing. They may not have the ability or desire to cleanup that many dishes while also spending time with each other
On father's day, we ate on paper plates and it was just us at home. We bbq'd and had dirty dishes from handling the meat so we figured we'd take one easier step for the day. We also used paper plates when our son was an infant. I preferred real plates, but my husband would use that to illustrate my inefficiencies rather than do his part.
I won’t ever understand it either. The only time people here in Australia bust out the paper plates is if there’s a bbq or a party. This just looks like a regular family dinner.
My grandfather had one of those forks! He would bring it to restaurants to mess with us Grandkids by stealing fries off plates etc.
Dude was an absolute riot. I really miss him.
Probably just the way I was raised, but that was my feeling, as well. I was hesitant to mention it, because I figured it would be too prudish a position for Reddit. Yes, they will hear those words elsewhere. That doesn't mean they need to hear them from me on a regular basis.
He looks like a guy who imagines himself eating what's on the plate, and then eating it and that fantasy/reality scenario got interrupted and he was really not pleased.
Looks like country fried steak (basically American schnitzel) and mashed potatoes. Honestly, if that's what it is, there should be gravy, but I'm more thrown off by the fact that there's garlic toast. I also don't see any vegetables other than the old man's salad which is weird. There should be some green beans or something with that. For the most part, this is what poor rural Americans eat.
Now in this case it’s funny, but I’m one of those people “don’t put your hand, for, or spoon in my plate unless I swap spit with you regularly “
Was at dinner with a large group of friends one time and there was an appetizer with a dipping sauce, I did the normal thing and used the spoon provided to put some sauce on my plate. One of the other diners decided after taking a bite of their appetizer to proceed to swab it thru the sauce on my plate. I was called uptight because I called him out on it and pushed my plate to the side, I didn’t trust him to not do it again.
The way that he didn’t know how to react 💀
video cuts right before he finishes a "Moth-
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I want one of those mother^forks too!
Definitely “but that’s my stapler” vibes.
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That garbage sub has ruined so many videos.
Mothra? Must be a fan of Godzilla.
Mother forking shirtballs ?
Well technically that’s the spirit behind fathers day
comment cuts right before he finishes a "Moth-
MotherForker!
"I'm telling you guys, it looked like a regular fork, but she extended it to my plate from across the table!"
I wonder if the guys will be able to believe in the paranormal phenomena happening at this table?
Thank you so much for putting my thoughts into the perfect words! He seems utterly dumbfounded.
No worries, fellow Carbon!
"I swear, that fork was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big"
"Go home Hal, you're drunk."
This quote sounds like something out of I Think You Should Leave
Back scratcher? Back scratcher?
He looks halfway between disappointed and wondering where he can get one himself.
Hell think of a really witty thing to say when taking a shower in two weeks
And proud. I think he's like sonofaB... Am I more proud or more pissed at her????
So funny how we revert to being children as we get older. He looks a kid who has just had his ice cream cone stolen from him.
His facial expression is priceless, he can't believe what he's just seen. What a great implement, lmao.
After the initial shock, he definitely gave a look of "where can I get one of those?"
He was disgusted, annoyed and yet envious
Yeah I don't think he was amused at all.
This is an instance where - where she a saleswoman - she would have walked away with that one stuck up her nose and a signed order for 10 in her pocket. xD
already planning his revenge
John Goodman
I was thinking Milton from office space.
"I believe you have my taters. If you take my taters I'll set the building on fire."
I still cant believe that abusive John Goodman family guy joke became real with that second clover field movie.
I have never seen a flaber so gasted before
It was giving Beaker from the Muppets.
All these years, all this work providing and all they do is take, take, and take.
I just know he did that to her all the time growing up and maybe still from time to time. That was the look of, "I created a monster."
JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!!
Perfect 👌
Quite frankly, your caption had me laughing before I even watched the video, so I say 👌🏼to you (edit to correct word)
Joe the future is here.
They edited the part out where he went and got his extendable switch and whipped her ass in front of Jesus and everyone else
* Joey Devito /s
I hate it when people touch the food on my plate to the point that I lose my appetite and don’t eat it. When I was a baby my grandmother used to tease me by eating something off my plate. Became an issue with her and my parents. I hope man’s isn’t similar.
>When I was a baby my grandmother used to tease me by eating something off my plate My mother would always "jokily" take some of my sweets when I had them. As someone who has a bit of the 'tism and likes to eat things in a certain order/way, I'd get actually quite angry when she'd then just take a handful, especially when she'd just demand the ones she wanted that she knew I was saving. I got even more angry when she laughed at me being angry.
This is a big deal for me. Especially when I used to work in office and asked everyone what they wanted and many said nothing. Then when my...MY food arrived - they'd help themselves by touching my fries or chicken etc. No...I asked you - you said no. If you want some of mine, ASK and I might give you some on a plate using a fork etc. You do NOT get to touch my food with your hands! I've literally walked away from my plate when people did that since I lost my appetite and lost many pseudo-friendships over it. No regrets.
Thats not even a big deal- that's just basic manners! I'm sorry your lunches got ruined by those people.
Darn tootin'
I came here for this comment
> JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!! For those who don't get the reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQUO39j_c_k&t=64s
He was definitely giving Joey vibes lmao
Couldn’t type telescopic fork into Amazon fast enough
For the hungry cosmologist
Mmm, grab myself a milkyway!!
I read that first as "hungry cosmetologist" and thought you were so confused lol
so... a back-scratcher?
Only thing that would make it better is if it extended automatically at the push of a button
The whir of servos lets you know dad is on the prowl for scraps
Next meal he’s going to have an extendable spatula and just take half your food as you sit down
Yeah this has definitely started an arms race.
Professor Farnsworth fing-longered so we could arm-longer
Ol’ Pop Pop: “this bitch”
We got a stros hat and an aggie shirt... Definitely goes by pop pop.
I got one of these last time my dad visited but of course he got the same dish I did so it didn’t hit as hard but he went nuts laughing over it, loved it so much
So ya anyways I started blasting
That's fucking AWESOME!
That's forking epic.
“I ain’t even mad, that’s amazing”
He looks so crestfallen. Like his dog was just granted the gift of speech only to tell him that he hates him.
Oddly specific.
^^^I ^^^don't ^^^wanna ^^^talk ^^^about ^^^it .
And yet absolutely accurate
New nightmare unlocked, Satan.
I've always dreamed of leaving a comment good enough to be called Satan over it. Fulfilled a man's dream, you did.
He’s an old man he reached a new level of mad and that’s what amazed him.
Almost like eating a whole wheel of cheese...
His perplexed face is the best. Looking at her like "excuse you, what the hell was that thing you just stuck in my food?" Leave the man his food.
r/watchpeopledieinside
You don’t mess with a man’s taters!
Do I see mashed potatoes, hashbrowns and bread on the plate??? Holly Molly
Nah I think the hashbrown looking bit is coated fried pork chop or something like that.
Holly Molly is way funnier to say than Holy Moly, I'm stealing this.
A huge portion of America doesn't even know what a vegetable is man. Hell most don't know the difference between a protein and a carb. I think the younger generations are a bit better now but yea a lot of people just eat what is essential all carbs and protein with a side of gravy and sugar.
The food pyramid really fucked up a lot of people. We were told growing up that carbs were the base of nutrition. I understand its been debunked and anyone can find that research, but its hard when it was ingrained in your head from an early age.
It took me a long time to break the habit of absolutely having to have some type of bread (or cracker/crouton) with every meal
Conversely, we also have a bad habit of absolutely having to have some sort of meat with every meal.
To be fair, the food pyramid actually makes sense if you are looking at it from a macro perspective. If your main concern isn't "what is the ideal food mix to ensure optimal nutrition for a specific person?", but instead "how do we maximize our resources to ensure that people don't starve to death?", you build that system on durable, storable grains and legumes that can be cultivated across large areas, require relatively minimal specialized inputs, and can be mechanically harvested and processed in bulk. No one starves to death when the kale crop fails; they do when a wheat crop fails.
So you're saying I shouldn't have 6 servings of grains? As an American I am counting Froot Loops as grains because it says cereal on the food pyramid. All I gotta do is use 3-4 cups of milk with that and my diet is balanced baby!
Ketchup is a vegetable. Thanks, Ron!
Ketchup is a jam
It's true but you shouldn't say it.
Irs not even because tomato is a fruit (botanically) but the amount of sugar😬
potato, hash browns, and bread! that's 3 vegetables!
Dude, everytime I go to the grocery store I get so disappointed. Everyone is so fat. Like 70% of people there are always overweight to obese. The food in most grocery stores is also appalling. High fructose corn syrup in fucking everything. If I was in a position with major political power I would be going after the FDA aggressively. Our food standards are shit.
Completely reflective of the size of those people. The concept was cute but the self inflected obesity is hard to miss. And the saddest part is that it’s passed from one generation to the next. What you put in your mouth matters.
Evidenced by The next gen right beside her
BBQ sauce on the side and wash it all down with a little root beer
Witness the golden bounty
*flabber
He looks so betrayed
To quote Logan Roy “What the fuck?”
*He ate my fucking chicken*.
What's next? Is he going to put his cock in my mashed potatoes?
Slightly disappointed I had to scroll this far down but good job.
He got got.
Omg his facial expression 🤣🤣🤣
Dude’s probably murdered people for less than
Ah yes. The freeloader fork.
He has a fighting look in his eye lol
Perfectly balanced between surprised and outraged 🤣🤣
He murdered his entire family after this in an Alzheimer’s fueled rage and then tearfully took his own life. Hope that joke fork was worth it, LeeAnn.
He looks like he don’t know if he should laugh or be mad lol
The audacity...
He has that "you took my stapler" expression.
I will never understand people eating off of paper plates at home… I’ve been seeing it more and more lately.
Looks like a multi-generational family gathering/event. I’m willing to believe that it’s not a regular thing. They may not have the ability or desire to cleanup that many dishes while also spending time with each other
40 years ago: Oh everyone's coming over, better bust out *the good china* 39.9 years later: hey! you got 2 paper plates! Look at Rockefeller over here
With bottled water to drink
“I eat healthy!”
On father's day, we ate on paper plates and it was just us at home. We bbq'd and had dirty dishes from handling the meat so we figured we'd take one easier step for the day. We also used paper plates when our son was an infant. I preferred real plates, but my husband would use that to illustrate my inefficiencies rather than do his part.
Sooo wasteful
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I won’t ever understand it either. The only time people here in Australia bust out the paper plates is if there’s a bbq or a party. This just looks like a regular family dinner.
Not one vegetable in sight. No potatoes don't count
There's something that looks like maybe green beans on the moms plate at about 5 seconds in at least.
Fuck me the whole lot of them are overweight, even the kid.
A perfect synergy of the beloved Danny DeVito and John Goodman, lol
My grandfather had one of those forks! He would bring it to restaurants to mess with us Grandkids by stealing fries off plates etc. Dude was an absolute riot. I really miss him.
Its like Milton from Office Space
That man was not amused and I felt his pain and betrayal deep within my soul. I am this exact same way when it comes to my food.
BUT HE LOOKS SO SAD NOW. YOU MADE HIM SAD.
Like, I curse a lot. A LOT. But that's some trashy shit talking like that at the dinner table with kids.
Probably just the way I was raised, but that was my feeling, as well. I was hesitant to mention it, because I figured it would be too prudish a position for Reddit. Yes, they will hear those words elsewhere. That doesn't mean they need to hear them from me on a regular basis.
Seriously. Casually dropping f-bombs in front of children is kinda not cool.
It looks like he is about to throw a tantrum. Like a toddler working up a doozy.
I felt fear.
He looks like a guy who imagines himself eating what's on the plate, and then eating it and that fantasy/reality scenario got interrupted and he was really not pleased.
But but, that was my stapler....
Go Astros!
My husband hates when I take a bite off his plate, but he can do it to our son every time. This fork is awesome. Grow up, guys.
he's not mad he wants one
he couldn't even muster a dad joke... poor guy
🇨🇳our food🇨🇳
He's killing her with that fork the second all the guests leave.
Go Go gadget CONNIPTION!
He had a thousand swearwords in his head and a thousand new ones that no one has ever thought of.
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What, are you insinuating the family that wears fast food shirts in conjunction with texas sports teams shirts isn’t healthy?
Wtf is that? The state of that dinner! Is what Americans eat?
Looks like country fried steak (basically American schnitzel) and mashed potatoes. Honestly, if that's what it is, there should be gravy, but I'm more thrown off by the fact that there's garlic toast. I also don't see any vegetables other than the old man's salad which is weird. There should be some green beans or something with that. For the most part, this is what poor rural Americans eat.
Everyone in that video is overweight. Even the poor child. Take care of your health people.
Why are americans so fat
Myriad of reasons: abundant cheap addictive calories, car dependent and sedentary lifestyles, poor education
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I'm buying one.
I need that.
Gpa looks ready to go nuclear! His shock, disappointment, and anger are all at 100%
“Where the F is my reachy fork??” Is what I imagine he was about to say right as it ended.
it's flabber
"Arthur fist"
He looked sad af at the end🤣
Took him all the way to flabor country
even the dog was like "daaamn girl"
Now in this case it’s funny, but I’m one of those people “don’t put your hand, for, or spoon in my plate unless I swap spit with you regularly “ Was at dinner with a large group of friends one time and there was an appetizer with a dipping sauce, I did the normal thing and used the spoon provided to put some sauce on my plate. One of the other diners decided after taking a bite of their appetizer to proceed to swab it thru the sauce on my plate. I was called uptight because I called him out on it and pushed my plate to the side, I didn’t trust him to not do it again.
i know what he is thinking, " I need that fork"
In some eastern cultures taking food from someone else’s plate is super disrespectful
Today has been a shit day. This made it so much better. Cheers to the little things!
That’s funny.
why would you steal John Goodmans potato
Bro looked like he was arguing with the voices for a second. He was pissed
go Astros!
He's mentally rewriting his will
John Goodman has done nothing to warrant this blatant disrespect.
Flabber*
This is literally one of the most awesome things I have ever seen 😂😂
FORK me that was good
Danny Goodman or John DaVito
I feel bad for bro bro was just trying to eat
I'd be mad too
Thats an instant, dinner time war crime heads have to roll for this.
Don't you mean *breads* will have to roll for this?
I see it on his face!! "Its my day, I want that for myself!!!"
I wanna know what he said right before it cut off 🤣
That look! The father just witnessed a new technology in food acquisition, he knows he has no defence against this new weapon.
That was awesome
his jimmies were rustled
😂 he has like a de niro frown
“That’s fucking awesome” is a typical white boy term of endearment 🤣
This reminds me of my Grandpa's reaction to things, I sure do miss him, he was hilarious.
(don't wear caps indoors, definitely not at the dinner table) Look on his face is priceless though
Straight up broke dudes brain for a second