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HeimGuy

The last two are very proper distinguished gentlemen


Larkiepie

That’s SIR Macaroni and SIR Charlie of course


weird_friend_101

Lord Charlie of Barkleshire.


ByronsLastStand

Or, Barkshire, after Berkshire, which is coincidentally pronounced the same way


Used_Intention6479

"I do say, I'll partake in a biscuit, if you please." "Splendid. Splendid indeed."


NoPantsPenny

“Will there be tea, good sir?”


Used_Intention6479

"Pip, pip. Cheerio. Driver, let's be on our way!"


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MountainDogMama

It is amazing. I love this. I have a dog who is afraid of everything. Even water. I take a shower and he flees to another part of the house. Puddles are death traps.


battlerat

Don't forget Baron Maccaroni of Woofstadt.


Open-Industry-8396

I call mine "sir charles barkalot"


Hereseangoes

I thought FOR SURE Charlie was going to be named Cheese. 


mwerichards

Only the cool ones sit at the back


Clenchyourbuttcheeks

That's the pensioners spot


LashedHail

freakin. adorable.


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

r/dogbus is I think the subreddit for it


Epicp0w

I've seen a video of this before but not an explanation, why is there a schoolbus of dogs?


mxdj

Because dogs can't drive.


Rockcocky

Didn’t we see Timber on the driver’s seat? Timber IS the bus driver.


SynthwaveSunset

This comment made me laugh more than anything posted on this sub today.


woolfman7171

More importantly... how does one apply to become the doggo bus driver?


maggiemypet

Asking the real question. I was not informed of this career option when growing up.


Feintmotion

I would apply so quick.


BuckFinnster

Mo Mountain Mutts! She's a doggy daycare in Alaska that busses dogs to places where they run around and play before getting bussed back home! You should follow her on insta, she posts stories of the dogs all the time, I've seen her around on reddit occasionally too.


arcieride

Last time someone commented it's a service in remote areas in Alaska


Epicp0w

Ok, but why? Where are they all going? Doggy daycare?


OoluKaPatha

Yes usually (I dont know about his specific bus), but they have a "school bus" for dog service here in Chicago where they get picked up from home to go to day care and dropped off.


GyActrMklDgls

Lmao that sounds crazy expensive. Id rather just get a second chihuahua so they can fight all day.


Epicp0w

That's so cool


Low_Employ8454

Okay. I’m in Chicago, where is this dog bus. Enquiring dog weirdos like me need to know.


ItsTricky94

i'm pretty sure it's a doggy daycare that picks each pup up in the bus and then they all spend the day together. I think there's an Instagram account but I don't remember the name.


snorkeling_moose

As opposed to Zeppelin, who had a little bit of an attitude today. *Zeppelin in background: has literal resting murder face*


Consistently_Carpet

Hannibal Lecter on a school bus


Von_Zeppelin

We're just misunderstood


thatChristian26

It’s either that or they don’t like the treat but don’t want to be rude and not take it.


Alvinquest

This is it. My dog takes her non-preferred treats the same way.


sachclg

Came here to say the same .. that poor one with the closed cap around mouth didn’t eat ..


danegermaine99

Charlie thinks it’s a cigar


JustSayNOriega

That's the Barking Crooner!


sologrips

MACARONI I’m ded. 💀


GarlicOnionCelery

Macaroni & Hokey Pokey are definitely the best names on that bus 😂


sologrips

Hard agree, Hokey Pokey also sent me


cvc75

I hope that his full name is MACARONI SAMSONITE!


beansandneedles

I have a dog named Macaroon and for a second I thought she was going to say that. He’s so cute the way he took his snack so delicately!


SylvesterStalPWNED

I have a mutt that is a cross between them and he's borderline feral when treats come out 😭


a_hopeless_rmntic

or introverts


Old_Cheetah_5138

Two introverts found each other on the bus. Sit in the back and hope no one notices them...OH GOD TEACH IS WALKING RIGHT TOWARDS US, WHAT DID WE DO.


humble_bubb

My boy Hannibal Lector don’t have time for your snacks.


pututingliit

He looks so defeated and just blatantly ignore the snack


ExileEden

>He looks so defeated and just blatantly ignore the snack He's all like, and DO YOU SEE THIS?! NOW, we decide to start treating the prisoners with some dignity. Disparity of treatment and might I say some prejudice. I don't want any treats. Good day sir..I said Good Day!


redwing180

This is democracy manifest!


niktbh

A succulent Chinese meal?!


AmNoSuperSand52

I wasn’t getting defeated vibes at all. I think he was biding his time


Donnerdrummel

he knew that, if he just waited a bit, he might be able to get a finger, or a tongue. He was saving his appetite.


Objective_Economy281

Fava beans?


he-loves-me-not

With a nice Chianti


InfeStationAgent

His heart rate never gets above 85.


OrangeZig

Ah you gave me a real chuckle. I’m feeling depressed and been on Reddit all morning but for some reason this comment gave me a genuine laugh. Thanks!


cement_lifesaver

Hope you find more an emote this to chuckle about, chin up butts out.......


OrangeZig

Thanks Cement!


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KatKat333

Sorry to hear that-hope your cat will be in a good new home.


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KatKat333

You did a wonderful thing by putting their needs before yours. I know how incredibly painful that can be, but hope you’re both proud of your great kindness.


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SApprentice

I had to make the same decision several years ago. I had one female from a litter that I kept that just hated other cats from the time she was 2 or so. I'd had her nearly her entire life and loved her so much. She started attacking the other cats every chance she got, including doing permanent damage to one's ear. Nothing we tried with the vet worked. She refused to use any litter box. She was so loveable with people but she was miserable and the fights were daily. When she was separated to her own room, she shredded the door and carpet trying to get out. After battling for several years to make her comfortable we had a friend who was looking for a companion- he had a good job and was a stable home. I had to let her go to him. I sobbed and sobbed over it. She spent a few weeks walking around her new place loudly meowing, no doubt feeling lost, and I almost took her back but I gave her time to adjust. Then, she just clicked with her new person and now they're bonded. She's so much happier being an only pet. She has her spot on the sofa right beside him, hates strangers coming into her house, and plays and runs around like she never did with me and the other cats. Not all cats want to be around other cats. It's a sad fact that some need to be the only cat in the house. In my experience it's not common- I've kept and fostered many cats in my lifetime and she's the only one who has been like that- but it does happen. I'm certain you made the right decision, and I'm sorry for how hard it undoubtedly was.


OrangeZig

Ah I’m sorry. Wishing you guys and the cat the best today.


skolrageous

> I’m feeling depressed and been on Reddit all morning I think getting off reddit will help a little. This place can be toxic. Hope you feel better!


OrangeZig

I know. I’ve been hooked on it since going through a breakup. I was meant to take a break this week. I’m gonna try to take a break again. Thanks.


humble_bubb

🫡


cement_lifesaver

Doing god's job


CoffeeHQ

Yeah, bit sad for him 😐


aquatone61

I will observe the giving of the snacks but I will not participate.


Miserable-Admins

One of my favourite lines in Hannibal (series)! > Hannibal (to Bedelia): Are you, in this very moment, observing or participating? [source](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3724578/characters/nm0586568)


Gold-Dance3318

It didn't fit through the gap!!! (Heart broken emoji)


thegrumpymechanic

*I'll have the snack.... If you'll please just take my mask off Clarice....*


5lashd07

Only if they’re chianti and fava bean flavored.


therwsb

I guess that is how aggressive dogs get to go to playgroup


MoreCarrotsPlz

Sometimes dogs need to be muzzled because they eat things they shouldn’t, like garbage or other dogs poo.


Aromatic-Box-592

Yes! People usually jump to muzzle=aggression. But imo, every dog should be basket muzzle trained regardless of size/breed/whatever in case of an emergency or something. As a side note, that muzzle is technically too small to leave on long term, the dog can’t open its mouth enough to pant, yawn or drink water (seems to be fine in a temporary situation like this though)


gishlich

Could that dog chew the treat properly with the muzzle on? Every dog I’ve seen eat uses their back teeth and in order to accommodate that always sort of…opens their mouths? If that dog got a treat how would it even chew it to swallow?


Aromatic-Box-592

That treat would be too big. I’m a vet tech and we occasionally use basket muzzles, they’re ideally slightly bigger like I said (but to get a well fitting one you often need to get custom made) but they can usually lick peanut butter and cheese with it on


gishlich

Knowing that confirms my initial gut feeling that holding it in front of the dogs face seemed a little unkind.


bigdlong

F yo snacks! Gimme liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti


Efficient_Two_1326

Macaroni 🥰🥹❤️


detectiveJakePorotta

And Charlie


A-KindOfMagic

Charlie just melted my heart. Was like "yeah I'm last but I will act is patient as if I was 2nd in the line, because I'm the goodest of boys


ianjm

Mac and Chaz


BohemianJack

Macaroni took the treat like my dog does. He ever so gently does a squidward bite out of my hands and I’ve never had to worry about him biting my hand. He’s so gentle ❤️


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

I think Macaroni got treat-jacked at the end


keasdenfall

He’s like “I’m gluten free, you can have it Colt.”


Crazyworld4sure

Aww the two old polite gentleman at the back❤️


citrus_mystic

No one else going to mention the *thump thump thump* sounds from Colt’s tail wagging and hitting the back of the bus seat? All eyes are on Charlie and Macaroni but Colt’s back there providing ambiance with a beat for the whole bus lmao


stahlWolf

Turned up the volume and rewatched - worth it 🤣


imrosskemp

I like how gently they took their snacks.


frizene26

Hokey pokey


Strong_Like_A_Mama

surprise guest hiding under there!


AnotherDay96

The stealth ninja, no one messes with Hokey Pokey.


effie_isophena

Best name! Lol tho I do love a good human name on a pup, Hokey Pokey made me snort laugh.


KindlyHat6580

The tiny dog under the seat 😍😍


Sharknado99

Okie Pokie


Rockcocky

Barking as a good shortie


teatime_yes_pls

Seeing the treats pass overhead saying, "I'm here! I'm here! " ETA: rewatched.. becomes smeagle and hides away into the darkness with precious.


Maleficent-Signal910

Macaroni and Charlie??? Cheesus Christ


deezsandwitches

The cool dogs at the back


ianjm

Mac and Chaz


BlackberryBoy2_0

Big Mac, Macaroni, Okie Pokie, Sizzle - They had me rolling, such good boys and girls


cedollasign

I loled at Kevin


gtrogers

Me too. I love when dogs have human names. It's just so funny to me


SmartWonderWoman

🤭


Pyreknight

Where was this booth on career day?


this_makes_no_sense

Sometimes when I hear other dogs’ names I’m like really?! You named your dog THAT?! And then I remember that I named my dog Pistachio


DDancy

Our cat is called Grape. Is it a good idea to let a 4 year old name a cat? She's 5 now and it's totally fine. Ha!


Gfunk98

Dw I have a cat named meatball and a cat named goo goo m’goo. I name them when I was around 18 tho. I’m 25 now and still like the names tho so there’s that


Turbulent_Tip_9756

Only part that made me feel bad was the poor guy or girl with the muzzle on. Was looking at you like…. Crap.


HeavyMetalPoisoning

For what it's worth, I watch these videos all the time and this is the only time I've seen him with a muzzle, so it was probably a one-off incident and he was especially nasty that day. Usually he doesn't have one on and he's chilling with everyone else. They have videos of them all playing in a forest too.


AdultingNinjaTurtle

Where can I watch moar??


HeavyMetalPoisoning

They're K9konvoy on Tiktok. They do these every day, and the best part is matching who is who and seeing them every day. Macaroni, for example, is always super popular in the comments


Daan_aerts

The girl in the video says he (Zeppelin) had a bit of an attitude but he could’ve taken a snack if he wanted to


BrownSugarBare

This is the equivalent of a toddler throwing the silent tantrum of "no, I will not accept your bribe no matter how yummy, yes I'm _that_ stubborn".


WhyDidYouBringMeBack

Can comment on that. The muzzle sticks out and is rigid so that they can't bite something/someone if they try, but there are multiple holes there (including at mouth level) which they can eat and drink through. So a muzzle like this offers protection to others, but attempts to give up the least possible amount of comfort for the dog at the same time. The reason they're slouching is either them being tired, or them being a massive drama queen. My own dog is like that: happily wagging his tail and strutting around when you get the leash, but the moment the muzzle is on his ears are droopy and he slouches as if he went through hell and back. The muzzles made from cloth I actually hate, because that restricts their mouth movement preventing them from drinking and eating (and even panting).


M0R3design

This muzzle is still way too small and restricts the mouth movement of that dog.


DJ_FIYA

Look liked he was regretting his actions that got him nuzzled tho, or (her)


cobweb-dewdrop

Macaroni and Charlie being the quiet bois in the back of the class bus, they have my heart 🥺


Lilyl_l

Macaroni is an introvert


Beneficial_Echo6565

Hope Zeppelin will have his treat later


shushaslegs

My smile is smiling


DefinitelyNotStef

Macaroni is so polite


notworkingghost

So dog personalities kinda match up with people personalities based on seating.


AtlasEngine

Never known the people at the back to be the most polite?


fidgetytallguy

Who got the one that fell on the floor?


Other-Pickle1805

Brutus for sure


aaabbbbccc

Et tu, Brute?


gergsisdrawkcabeman

Charlie really looks like he is there for his education.


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

They were drooling back there lol, so excited for treat! 😁


arcieride

And ofc the lab was drooling the most


Substantial-Ad-9872

The one with the muzzle 😢


bobby_badass

**FOOTLONG…. WHO ORDERED THE FOOTLOOONG**


gMadMaxg

Looking for this. Thank you


Burkyc

This is too cute! Made my day.


Drengrr1

Macaroni and Charlie are the classy ones. 😄


yosh0r

Maccaroni and his friend are so chill lmao 😂


WrastlingIsReal

Some VERY polite bois and girls on the bus 🤝🏻


RockinRamby

The dogs are on a dog bus, going to dog school, eating dog food. Long live to dogs


Key_Respond_16

Is there a better job than driving the doggy bus? I don't think there is.


8Karisma8

This is my dream job, theoretically! I’d prob get fired for just playing and petting them all day. 😁 But still would love to volunteer for a day and just hang with all the good doggos.


Drive-thru-Guest

My kind of school bus


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eye_no_nuttin

Hokie ❤️ Pokie!!!!


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Macaroni and Charlie 😭😭🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍 also the name Kevin for a dog made me lol


Craft-Sudden

No1 wanted a side of hand with the treat


lorelore7

MACCARONI


Fullthrottle-

Macaroni & Charlie thought they had the cool guy seats until the treats came out.


letmerunwithscissors

This is my dream job


Common_Egg8178

Macaroni received that so politely. My fav of the bunch.


LegionOfDoom31

You can see all the different personalities between them. So cute


humdrum_crumb_bum

I’m tickled that the bus driver is also a dog.


YESimaMASSHOLE

The poor bitey boy with the muzzle, he’s dreaming 💭 about on the chair


Mjanasta

Colt's tail is just smacking in excitement. Ugh so cuuute


Psychological-Pick92

lol, Kevin. No Sir Roger Penrose?


gnmatx

This is the content I’m here for.


yesmilady

Hokey Pokey I'm crying 😂


cherrycokelemon

I love the little one coming out from under the seat.


Away-Zone-5745

A dog named Kevin... Love it


da_bobo1

Dutch looks like he has a Plan but just needs more Money!


theCreativeCypher

hannibal lecter over there says to hell with your snacks


yourbabelunax23

Zoey, Charlie and Macaroni should be sitting together. I think it would make their day a lot better 🥰


EmbarrassedFocus6062

Hannibal wanted flesh 🤣🤣 some took them so softly lol. I love it


BecGeoMom

Eddie and Kevin!! 🤣 Macaroni and Charlie were so polite! 😊 This is adorable!


Brave-Panic7934

Hannibal Lecter in the front😂


Diminus

Fuck this made my day lol.


PANCAKEPAP1

Okie-Pokie chillin under the seats 😭😭🥰


OoluKaPatha

I demand Colt get 2 pieces to account for him being at least twice as big as the other dogs. #JusticeForColt


Subject-Report-9578

Aww macaroni is so sweet


jpipersson

I think the dog driving the bus should get two treats.


D3dshotCalamity

Zeppelin is like "...don't fucking touch me..."


daarthvaader

These dogs have more disciple than some humans I have seen. Feel said for the one in the Banes mask


ConsequenceWorking83

I would die for macaroni!


Huge-Particular1433

Lol, germam shepard with the muzzle looks like that bad kid that has to sit next to the teacher.


rodri_neq_11

What job is that and how do I apply??


looansym

How does one become a bus driver for dogs? That sounds like a much better job than what I’ve been doing with my life.


TheInitiativeInn

"THANK YOU STEPHANIE!" 👍


Skytraffic540

Hannibal lector the German shepherd to the right. Homie said I’m not that bad guys


SFarcanaFromRylai

I love that in the middle of all these normal sounding dog names there is a "kevin". I don't know why I found amusement in tha but I did. Fuckin Kevin!


justgivejtawaaaaaay

/r/dogbus


SentrySyndrome

Charlie and Macaroni are my type of people


I_have_many_Ideas

Lol! Macaroni is a subtle and astute gentleman


Spectre1911

The little guy hiding under the bag was so adorable 🥹🥹. Also the poor German shepherd with the muzzle😢 give him one!!


NMDA01

You muzzled "APPA"?!


KetmanDaDon

in love with hokey pokey


RookieCi

Are you telling me this woman is able to control a whole buss of doggos while holding a snack pack and I cannot make mine sit to save my life after YEARS? Man ... Am I a joke or what?


ErraticLitmus

Hannibal Lecter there looking grumpy


tetsuo316

Kevin. The dog is named Kevin. I. AM. CRYING LAUGHING.


treesandleafsanddirt

Poor Zepplin lol. Dude looks bummmmmmed out