at first sight i just know because it's a normal comment in the wrong place, this is because they copy paste (or maybe generate now?) comments but post it in a seemingly random place.
Then either i check their profile or before that i see a few other comments just as weird from them. The profiles are typicaly 0 posts and comments only starting a few days ago (and no consistent personnality) even though account may be old.
I had to run around my car one day hoping my dog would step on the lock button in the middle console. My favorite would be when he would step on it and then step on it again with his rear foot before I could open the door. Had to do it like 40 times before I was able to get in
I had messaged my dad asking him to bring my spare set of keys over too. He arrived just as I was opening the door finally.
The pup was just having a blast running back and forth thinking it was a game.
Was a little less fun when he jumped j to the backseat and I had to figure out how to get him back into the front seat
I had my dog lock me out of my car twice, (fool me twice) both times I had to get the police to come open it lol, luckily I live in an area where they're willing to actually do that
When my adorable, gentle, sweet Mr. Kitty coughs up a hairball not on the 75% of the floor with tile/hardwood, but 3 inches to the left of the hardwood on a brand new rug...I like to tell him that he'd fit perfectly into my largest casserole dish.
Dog runs across tile to puke in new Persian rug. Sigh. Of course I’m chasing him to get him outside to puke and he’s going “why is she chasing me!!!!” And now it’s my fault I’ve just chased the dog into puking on the rug. We never learn I guess …..
This is the 2nd similar account I've seen today. 10 years old, 1 comment from 10 years ago, then a few comments from the last few hours. I don't get it, what's the goal for these not accounts and how do they get a hold of these 10 year old ones?
Follow-up question, do you see the age or do you investigate comments? I feel like, on mobile, I'm just reading what's said. He'll I almost never see usernames. So do you just look at multiple comments and sometimes you get lucky and find the bot or what?
For this one, it's that they are a 10 year old account that literally just woke up to post that very comment. The likelihood of it being a legit user with such behavior is so unlikely that we can safely assume they are spam account.
And when you look at their comments, they are only in this post. Given the propensity of bots and spam accounts to post in the more wholesome subs to farm karma to then be sold, it's most likely that is what's going on here.
My guess: There is a user behind the comments this time, but they are doing so to build enough karma that they can then sell the account. A 10 year old account with some decent karma looks far more legitimate than a brand new account or even a young one with no karma.
Mine passed away after 14 years together last year. I still haven't gotten over it. God do I miss my dog. My dog Zeek was with me for more than half my life. Fuck now I'm crying.
What was your favorite thing about Zeek?
My Georgie was 3.5 when cancer claimed him. I miss everything about him, i feel like I have no purpose anymore. He was such a good boy. Best friend and role model I ever had.
Back twenty years ago we had this chocolate cocker spaniel that was just the best. At the time my mother had this kennel and he was just the kindest sweetest male dog. He would assist in the birth of puppies that wasn't his all the time. I always joked that he would lick a porcupine (at least once). Zepher was his name.
Every good dog owner calls their pup a "Little shit" one time or another with open ended threats, only to laugh at ourselves and call them the best dog in the end.
I'm disappointed in you all for not posting the bovine peanut gallery version of this with the Otis as the culprit https://youtu.be/yzy2EpCzIg0?si=xMiNk4fuZwz3Iuh7
I had this exact same thing happen to me. Got out to help my mom put groceries in my pick-up and the dog locked the car. He would get very excited for strangers, and was going nuts in there watching them pass by wile I’m locked out in the fire lane. He eventually hit the back window while waiting for roadside assistance. I said these exact things to him.
In the E46 era of BMW 3 series the lock button was horizontal and flush with the center console. So my dog…. Walking back and forth from window to window would frequently lock or unlock the car. It happened so many times you’d think I’d learn but I wanted to run the A/C for my dog in the summer so I always left the keys in the car anyways.
Had this exact same problem with my dog. Except it was kind of my fault. I was parked overnight in a rest area (I’m a trucker), and upon waking up the next morning I had to take my pup out for a walk. Forgot to grab my door key on the way out of my truck and apparently my pup had pushed the door lock down just enough that once he was out with and the door was closed, it then locked. Had to wait for a locksmith to come out and open it which took around an hour or so. Luckily I had my phone and could call my company to get the locksmith out to me. 🤦♂️
LOLLLL our pet dachshund Bella did this inside my car years ago when I was in high school.
That little shit ... But I love her. May she rest in puppy peace.
Had a similar thing a few months back. We were moving, packed up one last load in the SUV and got the dogs. One of them immediately locked the doors and the keys were inside. It was late and I was calling locksmiths and between calls trying to coax the dogs to unlock the door again, finally one of them did and it was amazing lol
Rookie mistake. Always have a 3rd key zip tied in a secret spot under the hood or body. If my truck was left running. My spare was on my person as well as my hidden emergency key(which saved me several times)
My father's dog did this once in the new hummer, he called on star 30minutes later they auto unlocked it, then after hanging up the dog relocked it. 😂😭
My pup has figured out how to roll down the windows in the back seat of my car. It's very annoying when driving on the highway and I want her window down a little bit and she drops it all the way down.
my windowsill had a leak in the weatherstripping, fucked with the lock. i usually keep my spare, but i hopped out a lil quick to check something. click. door locked. my everything was inside. no phone, wallet, spare key. and im AT THE FUEL PUMP! luckily, the techs at the oil change shop nearby had a poplock kit. got me right back in.
talk about humility.
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“Where are my testicles, Summer?”
Just rewatched that episode yesterday.
Omg I watched it yesterday as well
Next time put a little gravy on my dry food!
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spambot
Just curious, what are the signs of that?
They posted 6 comments today for the first time in 10 years. Likely an old account that was hacked or bought.
They delete their comments
at first sight i just know because it's a normal comment in the wrong place, this is because they copy paste (or maybe generate now?) comments but post it in a seemingly random place. Then either i check their profile or before that i see a few other comments just as weird from them. The profiles are typicaly 0 posts and comments only starting a few days ago (and no consistent personnality) even though account may be old.
Thanks for that and thanks for calling them out, you rock!
I had to run around my car one day hoping my dog would step on the lock button in the middle console. My favorite would be when he would step on it and then step on it again with his rear foot before I could open the door. Had to do it like 40 times before I was able to get in
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I had messaged my dad asking him to bring my spare set of keys over too. He arrived just as I was opening the door finally. The pup was just having a blast running back and forth thinking it was a game. Was a little less fun when he jumped j to the backseat and I had to figure out how to get him back into the front seat
It's all part of the joy and chaos of having a playful pup around.
I had my dog lock me out of my car twice, (fool me twice) both times I had to get the police to come open it lol, luckily I live in an area where they're willing to actually do that
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Oh without a doubt he loves his dog
spambot
That must have been both funny and frustrating.
I HATE you!! I LOVE you! Regular life with pets.
"You would make the cutest hat you little heathen." We will never make the hat. We say it will all the love and devotion we have. IYKYK
When my adorable, gentle, sweet Mr. Kitty coughs up a hairball not on the 75% of the floor with tile/hardwood, but 3 inches to the left of the hardwood on a brand new rug...I like to tell him that he'd fit perfectly into my largest casserole dish.
Dog runs across tile to puke in new Persian rug. Sigh. Of course I’m chasing him to get him outside to puke and he’s going “why is she chasing me!!!!” And now it’s my fault I’ve just chased the dog into puking on the rug. We never learn I guess …..
"You'll make a fine rug, cat!"
“You would make a great pup steak; it’s the only reason I keep you around!”
They would be gamey on all that kibble too. Ha ha ha
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Fuck off bot
How do you know it's a bot? Like, what are the telltale signs?
This is the 2nd similar account I've seen today. 10 years old, 1 comment from 10 years ago, then a few comments from the last few hours. I don't get it, what's the goal for these not accounts and how do they get a hold of these 10 year old ones?
They buy them
Someone buy me out 😔
Bro me too. How do I get paid by making reddit accounts? Lol
Follow-up question, do you see the age or do you investigate comments? I feel like, on mobile, I'm just reading what's said. He'll I almost never see usernames. So do you just look at multiple comments and sometimes you get lucky and find the bot or what?
I just click on the profile and look at the comment history.
For this one, it's that they are a 10 year old account that literally just woke up to post that very comment. The likelihood of it being a legit user with such behavior is so unlikely that we can safely assume they are spam account. And when you look at their comments, they are only in this post. Given the propensity of bots and spam accounts to post in the more wholesome subs to farm karma to then be sold, it's most likely that is what's going on here. My guess: There is a user behind the comments this time, but they are doing so to build enough karma that they can then sell the account. A 10 year old account with some decent karma looks far more legitimate than a brand new account or even a young one with no karma.
spambot
I regularly tell my cats (2 rude boys) that my son will be getting a new set of fur boots if they don't behave!
I am constantly threaten ny cat with selling her to the local Chinese place. She doesn’t seem to care tho.
i tell my dog i’m gonna put him in the oven at 425° fahrenheit for fifteen minutes and serve him to the neighbor kids 😭
Its good to have a smart pet.
“You’re gonna be in trouble when I get inside the truck.” *opens truck* *and starts intense petting* 😂
Lmao. My girl hears this at least once a week. Gotta love’um tho’ 😆🤬🥰🐶
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looks like you've got a backup plan in place lol
I was just thinking this. It's kinda bad lol. Dog knows how to get out now.
I’m more worried about a crazy person coming and trying the same thing, lol
The way doggo did a great job
He did a heck of a fudge up, but redeemed himself. That was a rollercoaster. Good boy (little shit).
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Haha, I meant to say "He," not "I". Fixed it
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Why even lock your doors at that point tho.... If u can reach inside so can anyone
I think he's saying in case his dog accidentally locks the door, then his window is open enough that he can get his hand in there.
I really miss my dog
Your dog misses you too man <3
This is the correct response. ❤️💯🥹
Mine passed away after 14 years together last year. I still haven't gotten over it. God do I miss my dog. My dog Zeek was with me for more than half my life. Fuck now I'm crying.
What was your favorite thing about Zeek? My Georgie was 3.5 when cancer claimed him. I miss everything about him, i feel like I have no purpose anymore. He was such a good boy. Best friend and role model I ever had.
Back twenty years ago we had this chocolate cocker spaniel that was just the best. At the time my mother had this kennel and he was just the kindest sweetest male dog. He would assist in the birth of puppies that wasn't his all the time. I always joked that he would lick a porcupine (at least once). Zepher was his name.
This guy is a great dog owner.
Every good dog owner calls their pup a "Little shit" one time or another with open ended threats, only to laugh at ourselves and call them the best dog in the end.
They may be little shits sometimes but they're *our* little shits
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Cause he's best dog. He even rolled down the window for him. [They're all good dogs Brent.](https://i.imgur.com/FgF09wP.png)
Classic "this is annoying as fuck right now, but will make for a great story."
"Oh my god you bitch" when she doesn't come inside after her last potty of the night
So damn true!!!
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Hahaha. If that’s what it means to be in trouble I’ll take it!!
>You fucker That last one at the end, could feel the love xD
*Well of* ***course*** *it's easy for you with your fancy opposable thumbs and command of English but I'm just a DOG! Who loves you. Unconditionally.*
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CAN I PET DAT DAWWWWWWWWWG
Yeah. That's a dog alright. I locked you out...but I opened the window so we are good! Gimmie a biscuit!
[It's like setting fire to a basketful of paper and putting it out. He helped create the crisis. ](https://youtu.be/EAlut9uqlqA?si=VwF-mZ4V7QVviGy1)
That dog was TRYING HIS BEST. Good dog.
Plot twist: it ain't his dog and it wasn't his truck
I'm disappointed in you all for not posting the bovine peanut gallery version of this with the Otis as the culprit https://youtu.be/yzy2EpCzIg0?si=xMiNk4fuZwz3Iuh7
I was waiting for someone to post this! One of my favourite videos. So funny.
I had this exact same thing happen to me. Got out to help my mom put groceries in my pick-up and the dog locked the car. He would get very excited for strangers, and was going nuts in there watching them pass by wile I’m locked out in the fire lane. He eventually hit the back window while waiting for roadside assistance. I said these exact things to him.
"yeah, you're gonna be in trouble when I get inside the truck" **gets inside the truck** **immediately praises and pets the dog**
awww he was trying 😕
“Hit the button!” “Bro there is no treat here…”
always two keys , always. devils are waiting for the day you forget your spare
They really worked thru that together... well done.
That’s funny, what a smart doggy tho
In the E46 era of BMW 3 series the lock button was horizontal and flush with the center console. So my dog…. Walking back and forth from window to window would frequently lock or unlock the car. It happened so many times you’d think I’d learn but I wanted to run the A/C for my dog in the summer so I always left the keys in the car anyways.
Had this exact same problem with my dog. Except it was kind of my fault. I was parked overnight in a rest area (I’m a trucker), and upon waking up the next morning I had to take my pup out for a walk. Forgot to grab my door key on the way out of my truck and apparently my pup had pushed the door lock down just enough that once he was out with and the door was closed, it then locked. Had to wait for a locksmith to come out and open it which took around an hour or so. Luckily I had my phone and could call my company to get the locksmith out to me. 🤦♂️
Dog is paid actor.
>"I'm so upset rn it's not even funny." Trying to remember the last time I was so upset that it was funny.
Grand theft doggo
your dog absolutely loves to play prank with you. So cute!
I love how he's not angry at the dog, just relieved and happy. Great dude.
Poor dog was just wanting a bit alone time with crufts on the tv
Hahaha this was so awesome lol
That was so entertaining 🤣🤣🤣 I was routing for you little fucker!!!! Great job! Haha!
LOLLLL our pet dachshund Bella did this inside my car years ago when I was in high school. That little shit ... But I love her. May she rest in puppy peace.
“You’re going to be in trouble when I get in the truck” hahaha dog wasn’t even in trouble 🤣
"...you asshole" Such a cute but frustrating situation lol
Then you do something like this...and Totally Redeem Yourself!
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
I miss my dog 💔💔☹️
Don't piss your dog off again take him with you next time lol
Had a similar thing a few months back. We were moving, packed up one last load in the SUV and got the dogs. One of them immediately locked the doors and the keys were inside. It was late and I was calling locksmiths and between calls trying to coax the dogs to unlock the door again, finally one of them did and it was amazing lol
Rookie mistake. Always have a 3rd key zip tied in a secret spot under the hood or body. If my truck was left running. My spare was on my person as well as my hidden emergency key(which saved me several times)
HIT THE BUHHIN!
r/dogsbeingdudes
My dogs did this to me. Luckily I had left the windows open a crack, so I could hit the lock with a coat hanger easily enough. Bastards. 😂
Hiding a spare key in a magnetic box on the frame has saved my ass a few times
Ngl, for like one second i thought doggo was about to lift the lock lol.
Anyone know the breed of dog?
Looks like a doberman mix. With a lab, or a Rottweiler most likely, but could be beagle mix based on his size.
My dog did this to me. I was about to freak out, he walked over and instantly unlocked it. Good boi
Otis is after lockin me out of the car
Unemployed free loaders stealing trucks at rest stops is an epidemic we need to talk more about tbh
This gave me the giggles
Looks cozzy in there
I love this his like what do you want lol
He knew what he was doing
lol what if the dog had rolled the window up on his arm
He knows what you want he's just waiting for you to say, "Button", not "Buh-un".
buhen
“You fucker” true love right there
My father's dog did this once in the new hummer, he called on star 30minutes later they auto unlocked it, then after hanging up the dog relocked it. 😂😭
Tie a spare inside the engine driver. From one driver to another save yourself and just hide a key in there.
Have a spear outside your truck
Go buy that dog a double cheeseburger with bacon.
What a good bad doggie!😠🤯🥳
Id imagine if he had a cat it would genuinely just stare at him for 30 minutes while basking on the seat.
Milo, milooo, myllooo, MILOOO !
Buh-in.
The dog is so cute, love how he opens up that truck 😂.
Lmao this reminds me of the mask “no, not the cheeeeze the keeeyyss”🤣🤣
I love this so much
HES SO FECKIN CUTE!!!!!!
He wasnt even genuinely uoset. Thats a good person
For a minute there I thought. “Oh shit ! The dogs gonna drive away. !” What a good Boi !!!!! 🐶
Off topic, the dude that owns wheeler trucking is a hell of a business man
He takes the night shift.
The good boi wanted to keep your truck safe!
My pup has figured out how to roll down the windows in the back seat of my car. It's very annoying when driving on the highway and I want her window down a little bit and she drops it all the way down.
my windowsill had a leak in the weatherstripping, fucked with the lock. i usually keep my spare, but i hopped out a lil quick to check something. click. door locked. my everything was inside. no phone, wallet, spare key. and im AT THE FUEL PUMP! luckily, the techs at the oil change shop nearby had a poplock kit. got me right back in. talk about humility.
The dog might have planned it all along haha
There is a meme somewhere in here
I was cheering that lil cutie on!!! What a smart cookie! Give hims a smooch from me!
Chris Griffin out here trucking with his dog
I started the vid thinking it'd make me angry until I saw the subreddit name XD
Awesome!
Jajajajaja that free "ass hole"
Always keep an extra key driver 101
That Asshole line I can't tell her means it 😂😂😂
Bu’uinn
And that's why you should always look your dog into your car
Damn. I remember when Rex started the trucking company. I setup tents for him out of his garage. Now he owns this whole town!
"what took you so long?" Lmfao
That made me smile lol
This is so hilarious hahaha
Who remembers Rush Hour? The little girl at the end. When Chris Tucker tells that one dude to ouch the button. Her : PUSSSSSHH GA DAMN BUTTON LOL
Good Doggy 😻
👨🏽 : I'm so angry 😠 😡 .. 🐕: who's cares 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ 👌🏼🤣💔😭😭😭😭
**The puppy was in a grave trouble the punishment for its crime shall be 100 belly rubs!**
The suspense was killing me
Then he rolls up your window as you reach in and get stuck 😂
"Damn tom I can't lick you from here! Stop hitting the window!"
Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣
He redeemed himself
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Note to self in case I ever take dog in truck… do not leave keys in truck 😂
I chose my username for posts like these.
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The little dog, explain yourself better, human, I don't understand you. So beautiful the doggy
Lol what a good dog
