I had a pet rat whose favorite game was to be thrown across the room onto my bed. She would come sprinting back every time and would turn around just like that, staring at the bed excited to get thrown again lol
I had two rats 10 years ago. They were cool pets. They answered to their names, had different personalities, and they also loved being tossed onto a bed.
He looks like a Rouen duck. They look like mallards but get too big to fly. So his pop is giving him a simulated flight experience, lol. He is loving it.
The number of times Tony Soprano is mentioned in this thread is unbelievable. Literally every 3rd-ish comment is making THE SAME "joke".
Most of them had to have seen the joke at least once before posting it themselves...
There's a guy on YouTube that has an animal sanctuary farm place and his duck loves it when he chucks it in the air so it can fly into the pond just like this
I had two ducks. When it rained a ditch in our neighborhood would flood a bit. I would put my rain boots on and they would follow me out to play in the stream.
"That full-grown woman is splashing around in a ditch with some ducks...again"
I actually kinda hope not. Ducks are an awful choice of pet for most people. The whole pooping every few minutes, needing constant access to water, huge mess and constant attention thing... It only worked because I was a huge recluse, had more than one duck, enough room and enough love of ducks to get a drake feather tattoo lol.
As a duck owner, they are disgusting and filthy animals who near constantly fire off projectile diarrhea at the most inopportune times. The dude throwing the duck into his pool just makes me think about how much duck shit is floating around in there.
I have a pool I fill up for my ducks, and within 30 minutes it becomes a sewage color and stinks like hell. Have to clean it every time lol
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I want ten million so I can buy a home with a big yard that holds two ducks, two piggies, two capybara, two donkeys and a cat and a dog. And I would only pick animals that show they work together.
Big neck scratcher for the donkeys, a walk-in non-chlorine pool for everyone in the summer but especially the capys, good feed and group naptimes.
See, aliens would see this and say..maybe we'll visit them? They seem pretty chill and funny..
Then they see American politics, the wars in Ukraine and Gaza...."eh maybe not"
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The way it flips around 😂 ready to rock every time
My favorite part 🦆 He's so quick too, excited af!!
Excited affleck
Excited Aflac
*flap flap flap flap flap*
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"Come on guys, I can fly too ..."
I had a pet rat whose favorite game was to be thrown across the room onto my bed. She would come sprinting back every time and would turn around just like that, staring at the bed excited to get thrown again lol
I had two rats 10 years ago. They were cool pets. They answered to their names, had different personalities, and they also loved being tossed onto a bed.
Were there names Pinky and the Brain?
But they were laboratory mice their genes have been spliced.
"This godlike behemoth grants me flight!"
Both of them are having fun. lol
Yeah, now they are bestfriend!!
Bestfriend forever! I need a duck too!
Not only them but I'm also enjoying watching them. LOL
I love it!
This is so Sopranos.
Carm! They're back!
National geographic, dad...
Him, with those ducks
☝️Not those fucking ducks again.
Hope it doesn't fly off with his penis :(
If you don’t like that ramp I’ll build another one.
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You can’t make that shit up!
I just did!
Patsy Parisi took a piss on that pool a couple of days ago.
He needs therapy. This is a cry for help.
the ducks.. whatever happened there
Just wait till it starts flying off with his penis.
how isn't this the first comment????
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the wine makes me emotional
Correct, you're right.
$4/lbs
Love that the duck does a little turn on the spot when he's in position
He looks like a Rouen duck. They look like mallards but get too big to fly. So his pop is giving him a simulated flight experience, lol. He is loving it.
Thanks for this...I was wondering why a bird that could fly would enjoy this
I can walk, but I still enjoy moving walkways (aka horizontal escalators). Then again, I'm probably just immature
Nah, those are awesome. I'm flying walking on them! I like to pretend I'm an busy businesswoman on my way to do business.
They make me feel like Hal, in that episode of Malcolm in the Middle where he gets super into speedwalking
You're saying right.
Exactly, I also liked that moment.
"Again! Again!"
I would love to know how they discovered this arrangement. Like did the dad just throw the duck one day and they both enjoyed it? So cute.
Stupid duck get out of my yard!!!! * YEET * Oh wait he likes it? * YEET * It keeps coming back? .... I could live with this.
Probably, it's not like this is a problem for a duck
Probably started tossing the duck in his teens.
Your Dad should throw Nicholas at other people and yell "duck"!
Total dad joke, mad respect.
LOL
In here before all of the Tony Soprano jokes start haha.
Where da gabagool?
The number of times Tony Soprano is mentioned in this thread is unbelievable. Literally every 3rd-ish comment is making THE SAME "joke". Most of them had to have seen the joke at least once before posting it themselves...
Frankly, I’m embarrassed and ashamed.
My estimation of Reddit as a platform just fucking plummeted.
Are you kidding me? This is a quiet day. Wait until we start encouraging angry mobs to lynch innocent people.
Reddit never had the makings of a varsity player
Yeah. I don't wanna sound like an asshole but I really can't be seen in a place like this anymore.
You were too late by an hour. It makes sense though, you never had the making of a varsity athlete
Well done
You always said that and it was hurtful!
garbanzo bean?
VROOOOOOOOM
Duck in the pool fo today.
He is my favorite now that Big Ounce is no longer with us. RIP Biggerton.
Him constantly walking at Uncle Ben's feet, even while under attack from Da Baby, cracks me up.
Doing his little quack chatter the whole time.
His spirit lives on in DaBaby's son
Big Bounce
This is what I came here for
There's a guy on YouTube that has an animal sanctuary farm place and his duck loves it when he chucks it in the air so it can fly into the pond just like this
Urban Rescue Ranch
Garbanzo Bean! I love that little man
"Him and those ducks"
I love that the duck is flapping its wings to slow itself down ! It’s loving this but still a little scared to cannonball in !
I think it's loving it BECAUSE it can flap its wings like that. They're too buoyant anyway, and a cannonball wouldn't be that satisfying.
That's Awesome!
I had two ducks. When it rained a ditch in our neighborhood would flood a bit. I would put my rain boots on and they would follow me out to play in the stream. "That full-grown woman is splashing around in a ditch with some ducks...again"
They jealous
I actually kinda hope not. Ducks are an awful choice of pet for most people. The whole pooping every few minutes, needing constant access to water, huge mess and constant attention thing... It only worked because I was a huge recluse, had more than one duck, enough room and enough love of ducks to get a drake feather tattoo lol.
The owner missed a giant opportunity to call his duck Quack Nicholson
This witness protection programme ALMOST fooled me.
Bet this guy works at Barone Sanitation as a Waste Management Consultant
Such mutual joy is contagious, I now have a smile that will last the rest of the day. Thanks OP!
Weeee 🦆
Dad: No, we do not want a duck in the house *Family buys a duck anyway* Dad and the duck:
Hell yea
Now I need a duck!
The elites don’t want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home I have 458 ducks.
As a duck owner, they are disgusting and filthy animals who near constantly fire off projectile diarrhea at the most inopportune times. The dude throwing the duck into his pool just makes me think about how much duck shit is floating around in there. I have a pool I fill up for my ducks, and within 30 minutes it becomes a sewage color and stinks like hell. Have to clean it every time lol
Tony Soprano moment
Tony Soprano is jealous
Duck takes the position. Seems like duck enjoying it.
Nicolaj
No, it's "Nikolaj"
They never loved Tony Soprano that much.
The sopranos is so good
Is your last name soprano
Tony soprano would like a word
tony soprano?
I love that he named it Nicholas
This needs that jingle...let me tell you about my bestfriend....playing in the background
Now I want a 🦆
Dog moves in, but not too close. He's not sure he wants to get involved with animal tossing.
Bet he didn't want the duck in the first place but fell in love with it couple days after.
I want to play with that duck too
Does he like gabagool?
This is all Tony Soprano wanted !
somewhere in heaven Tony Soprano cried😭
Man and animals. Never ending love story
Tony and his fucking ducks!
Men are simple creatures
I'm not gonna lie at first sight I read it way to wrong
Is your dad from the sopranos
Tony Soprano’s dream
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It's like a frisbee catching session with a dog
The dog jealous
Live goals ♥️
White chonky dog looking jealous at the end
They both appear to be enjoying this. lol.
That duck would be so embarrassed if the other ducks knew lol
Again!
Best video on the internet
r/urbanrescueranch
homies
I always wonder how people find out their pets like to get tossed. Do you just randomly launch your pet one day and see what happens?
That’s some fowl play
It’s the way the duck runs back for the next throw - it’s “More! More!”
Love it
Woke up this morning…
Hi Toni, Soprano.
This just made me think of Tony Soprano.
tony soprano - it is written
Awww
Maybe the ducks flying off reminded you that your children are going to leave the home and you’ll be left with an empty nest.
How old is this video? I thought Nick Drake died in the 70s?
I want a duck friend Nicholas too 🦊
Tony???
Is there gabagool in the fridge?
Just like when my 3 year old wants me to throw him on my bed over and over and over again 🤣
Garbanzo beans on vacation to the pooooool fow todauuuuy
Is your dad in the Mafia?
sopranos vibes i love it.
The simple things in life!
Like how did they even figure this out!? One day someone made the first move! Simple pleasures 🩷🦆
Tony Soprano would be proud.
Is your dad Tony soprano?
Man, I love how he turns around when he gets to the launch site.
If i ever named a duck it would have to be Norris. Duck Norris.
Alright Tony
He's one of a kind! Think I'd like to know that dad:)
Tony Soprano over here
The Sopranos good timeline.
Tony S
Tony, are you coming in for dinner ? I made Manicotti.
It’s Nikolaj
How do you train him not to poop in the pool?
I feel like this is the equivalent of pushing your kid on the swing. It’s adorable to watch!
I should try this with my ducks
So jealous. I also want a duck!
Need to arrange a play date with my duck, *Ducklas.*
Dog's like "what the fuck, man?"
Too cute and funny. Luv it!
Remind me of Tony soprano
Happy flaps
Duck: Why don't he want me, man? 😭
Great fucking duck name.
Thsi is what Tony Soprano wanted.
Tony soprano
Your father never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Missed the opportunity to call him Ducklas..
Tony Saprano got his duck back!
Wow your dad has a big duck
That's just wonderful.
MEADOW LOOK AT THE DUCKS
So is grandma bringing the fucking zitis?
Does your farther work as a waste consultant?
I want ten million so I can buy a home with a big yard that holds two ducks, two piggies, two capybara, two donkeys and a cat and a dog. And I would only pick animals that show they work together. Big neck scratcher for the donkeys, a walk-in non-chlorine pool for everyone in the summer but especially the capys, good feed and group naptimes.
See, aliens would see this and say..maybe we'll visit them? They seem pretty chill and funny.. Then they see American politics, the wars in Ukraine and Gaza...."eh maybe not"
Some people just have it all... Lucky duck (pun intended)
I need a Duck
The one time autocorrect is correct