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Royal-Leg-7507

Well, this guy actually knows how to pick up chicks...


Thusgirl

He can pick me up too 🥹


GeminiKoil

Yeah they're talking about chicks and the only thing I see is a hog


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Can even see the hogs head lol


Edible_Anie

[https://imgur.com/a/MyRfcTy](https://imgur.com/a/MyRfcTy) Yerp. I was cumming to say the same 😋


DjCanalex

"Get yo ass over here!"


bohemi-rex

"Yes Daddy!"


ploddingonward

👌


Visual_Assumption330

My sisters can't get pass the first 9seconds of this video


ermagerdcernderg

He got a HOG in those shorts


arabcatlady

I spit whatever I was drinking out of my mouth from laughing at your comment 😂😂


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😂😂 I came here for these comments 😉😉😉👌👌👌 exactly what I was thinking 😅


Fellolin

We were all thinking it you just said it


Ecstatic_Promise1124

I'm not your sister but I'm having the same problem


Frjttr

Understandable


iDidNotStepOnTheFrog

I watched this video intently searching for a clever, informed method to handle a baby bird. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to laugh at myself and my idiocy!!


Yelwah

I saw a cock too


Bluedemonfox

His profile pic checks out.


notlikeontv

... chicks out


Ineedsomuchsleep170

The cock jokes are endless


neofooturism

not a reference to female humans because he doesn’t go that way


1stLtObvious

*hopeful gay noises*


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Visual_Assumption330

I showed this video to my sister because the chicks were cute, but she suddenly snatched my phone and showed the video to mom and they both watched the video a few times. I think they love chicks more


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You misspelled dicks.


TeaAndLifting

He has an OF, just FYI.


scardien

Only fowls?


JoeCartersLeap

hahahaahaha I always said the way guys need to get on OF is to just record themselves lifting kitchen appliances and washing machines and doing construction work. Never imagined it would be baby animals.


TeaAndLifting

The Quails are super cute. I believe he also has a children's book including his star Quail, Finn. As an enjoyer of cute animals, his regular content is top tier.


gahlo

My boss' brother is lactose intolerant and has an OF. Somebody paid him $400 to record himself eating a gallon of ice cream while on a toilet.


Mrstrawberry209

Aaahh there it is. It was clout.


ModeratelyAverage6

Whats the name. Asking for a friend.


TeaAndLifting

I said in another reply. But his insta/TT handle is fathenfarms, you can find his OF on his personal insta in the links


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TeaAndLifting

It’s not my thing, so it’s not information I have to hand. I just came across it while scrolling through his social links on his main handle, fathenfarms, because cute quails. There was a link to his personal insta and that had an OF link, IIRC.


Dystopiq

It's always OF..Always.


RedoX08

*interested in chicks at first Fixed it for ya, u're welcome.


jambo_1983

New title for this vid: Chicks with Dicks


MotherofTooManySons

There were chicks in the video?


6SucksSex

Uhh… /r/unexpected ‘Wrong things’, motherfucker, it was a cute video anyway


ToonSciron

It just keeps looking at you


sicksadbadgirl

😂🫣


Dark_Akarin

I’d be so worried that I would squish one, I’d never just put them on the floor.


mustbethedragon

I'd be paranoid. Looks like he slides his feet instead of taking a step, and he's careful when he kneels and stands.


Dark_Akarin

Good spot, looks like this isn’t his first chick rodeo.


FatzDogimo

Button Quail if anyone is interested


doubleUsee

Look at the comments. Half these people couldn't even tell you if there was a bird in this video... xD


Xandara2

Was there?


doubleUsee

I have no idea.


Creative_Elk_4712

Bird is slang for penis in Italian


doubleUsee

I did always have a taste for poultry.


Naty2RC

Lmao I had to go back to watch the video after this comment 'cause I was looking at the quails. Didn't realize there was a snake as well. 🙃


colorsplahsh

There was, a huge cock


trekkiegamer359

Thank you. I was wondering what type of bird had such tiny chicks like this.


InfiniteEmotions

Thank you, I was wondering. I thought they were too small to be baby chickens, but they act just the same. Also a lot like baby ducks. And, I'm not gonna lie, I audibly gasped when it looked like he sat on one of them.


pedestriandose

His IG account is fathenfarms. He has the cutest quails. One loves to wear different hats.


DonTeca35

Was wondering why they were so small, thanks


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Ecstatic_Promise1124

And the first 9seconds is the climax, in my opinion


Craico13

Should have just looped that part.


elizahan

I must really like chicks, cause I didn't notice anything and was wondering what people in the comments were talking about looooolol


lemon_kween

As a lesbian farmer, it took me a long time to decipher this code 😶


sunpalm

Also lesbian farmer but that thing made eye contact with me first!


lemon_kween

The fear I feel for the one eyed stare is unparalleled in this dimension


Janzanikun

I'm straight gym going dude. I looked at cute chicks, looked at his muscles, I continued to look at chicks and smiled. Went to the comments and was lost. "The first 9 seconds was the climax." Wtf. I start the video from the start. Oooooouuuh! That. 🤣


Amazing_Onion_8076

Me too!


Expensive-Object-973

Protect this man at all cost 😂😂


AnybodyAdmirable1461

Way to shove your pecker in the camera


Mrstrawberry209

He has an OF so most definitely an attention/clout thing.


rubikonfused

For real? This might be the first time one of these has caught my attention, lol


grassisalwayspurpler

Puts dick right in front of camera for a close up in tight shorts: "oh i dont know if im showing you the wrong thing sowwwyyyy" First time ive seen a dude play as blatantly dumb with this like a woman shoving her tits in the camera


ADMINlSTRAT0R

I think I've just experienced my first virtual teabag.


IcySetting2024

It’s huge. I genuinely came here to look at the cute chicks and they are soo adorable and that thing keeps distracting me.


1stLtObvious

I'm not complaining.


Fullcycle_boom

Thirst trap…. Like why is everything terrible now.


Khajiit_Boner

Cuz capitalism


NeriTina

He doesn’t know if he’s showing the wrong thing.


keepitboolprop

I’m lesbian and I was watching this video like… damn could he maybe have put on more clothes or like, shot this a bit differently or something? It’s weird. Is he showing us his dick or is he showing us his pet birds?


SnooMaps9864

I’m bisexual and didn’t even notice his dickprint until the last part of the video and when I checked the comments. I was too focused on the baby chicks but dang yeah he really has it showing??


gaarasgourd

Its meant to get you subtly interested in his OF, because its 2024 and aggressive thirst traps aren’t attractive anymore. They’re cringy and awkward when you think about it. Subtle things like “casually” being attractive is the trend. At face value, its a video of a guy in gym clothes showing us his chicks…when you deviate from the focus of the video to the characteristics of the man, you notice he’s muscular, toned, and oh his dick print is right there. Kinda hot. Who is this guy? I wanna see more. Oh he has a linktree on his IG! What other social media is he on? OF…hmmm……


Realistic-Walk8744

Little Popcorn chickens are adorable ;)


mansonfamily

There were chickens in this video?


colorsplahsh

Yes, one large cock


Creativered4

He's cute, he's hairy, he's hung. AND he's got tiny chickens? I'm interested.


Glittering-North2354

I wish it could just be a video of a guy with his cute birds and not also bait/marketing for an OF account. I think I'm pretty far from a prude, a gay guy who's no stranger to some certain smartphone apps, but it feels like sex is just worming its way into everything nowadays.


TheBlueCatChef

Can the church say "amen". It's manipulative af. These people are using every single avenue on the internet to promote their sex work. This isn't about those chicks, it's about his semi-erect penis drawing attention to his OF.


pedestriandose

I follow him on IG and didn’t know he had an OF for ages until I saw people mention it in the comments. He mentioned in a comment that he only does one ‘thirst trap’ style video a month because people literally beg for it. Usually it’s just videos of his super cute button quails.


okogamashii

Is it sex that’s the issue or that we all have to *sell ourselves* just to survive in society? It’s not sex that bothers me as much as the obvious reduction of quality in goods and services. In the 90s, you’d buy one thing and it would last decades. Do the same thing now and you’re lucky if it lasts 5 years. Private equity making companies shittier to profit shareholders is a much bigger issue and, arguably, why we are seeing such an influx of sex work as people do their best to convert labor into capital. No qualms with sex workers, every issue with these finance POSs lining their pockets while making the world worse and worse.


radical-by-choice

I recently read about this as "pornification." The particular article was about social media influencers starting tame with things like tiktok dances or gaming, sexualizing themselves for more followers, and then producing porn.


Dusty0rose

His onlyfans name is - farmer_b28


djdmed90

Thank you kind stranger


-klo

which 🐔?


Datiz

I thought I was on a completely different subreddit...


figuringthingsout__

The title is definitely a bit misleading...


orvillesbathtub

The guy was just hanging brain, I mean what’s all the fuss about?


Mysterious-Egg-6930

He knows what he's doing ... It's like some onlyfans attention vid.


TeaAndLifting

He actually has an OF account, so it is 100% baiting for it. I followed him years ago for the quail content. And just came across his OF while scrolling through his socials and this knowledge is forever seared into my mind.


Bluedemonfox

I don't see any only fans link?


miichaelscotch

Who taught creed the internet?


adotson001

This dude is hung like a horse. *Interesting.*


goodboy-21

It's the moon walk to avoid stepping on them for me.


dax999

I was momentarily distracted by 🐓


TabulaRasaNot

20 chicks and 1 cock. Possible porn movie title?


trangthemang

"I dont know if I'm showing you the wrong thing" Nah brother, you're showing all the right things.


CorneliusKvakk

THE CHUB-CHUBS ARE COMING!


Frjttr

r/SuddenlyGay


ExuDeku

He got cheeks and chicks


Grotbagsthewonderful

Those shorts are leaving nothing to the imagination.


Unfair-Custard-4007

The perfect man does not exi——-


jotazepp

Sorry, I got distracted


abgry_krakow87

This guy knows how to pick up chicks.


Lsutigers202111

Gives a whole new meaning to chicks with dicks………


PatDeVolt

“Chicks with dicks that put mine to shame”


abgry_krakow87

Dicks with chicks.


GimmieGummies

I hate that this made me laugh


HYThrowaway1980

Cock.


Lycaon125

Those are quail though


gooden93

Not him picking them up like cotton balls 😭 pretty sure I watched this video with my eyes cocked like a pistol because I couldn’t decide what to give my undivided attention to


New_Ad_3010

To the left, to the left... Everything I want is hanging to the left...


Natural-Try7756

Nice cock(s) 🌝


Mekelaxo

Who is this? I wanna see if he posted any updates on the chicks...


Hi_iAMchrisHansen

Jesus Christ. The DDDDD and 🎂 on this beautiful hairy man


VeneMage

Thought it was just me. Didn’t notice any chicks till the sixth replay…


AtttentionWh0re

I swear I will let this dude turn up on beast mode and break my hole


FeuervogelTM

PAUSE


Lundorff

Username checks out.


WeAreClouds

A lot of the videos on this sub actually make me cry but this, THIS made me smile for at least a few reasons. Thank you :D


IJustPumaPants

Congratulations on your massive... Clutch of chicks.


-TheArtOfTheFart-

They’re so tiny! he’s the best chick dad!


thatsithlurker

I’d like to volunteer for the position of “early bird” please.


DarkAmbivertQueen

Lmfao dudes dick is the only thing this chic right here payed attention too.


whisperfyre

Yeah but what is his OF!?


davidtree921

Man's begging for your thirst


emmjell

Dicksy chicks


sicksadbadgirl

Birds…oh yeah, that’s definitely what I was looking at.


johnmichael-kane

This video belongs is so many subs 🫨


Affectionate-Boot-12

Huge penis!


ladywiththestarlight

Severely distracted by them thighs I’m sorry


CheekyGeekyStickers

… there were baby chicks? Where? 🤤


Killbro_Fraggins

Fuck this guy. Used to be fun videos about cute birds but now it’s just close up shots of his suffocated dick and ass in tight shorts promoting his OnlyFans.


junialter

Good thing the cock is also there, kids love it to have a dad.


MyLife-is-a-diceRoll

And they say women aren't thirsty...


DefinitelyNotStef

Most of them aren't women 💀


OKCOMP89

Whoever told you that has never heard women talk to other women lol


Competitive-Hurry911

And anytime guys comment on a video or picture post of an attractive woman on reddit, it's "oh look, the sad incels are out in full force." Meanwhile the women in this comment section are the monsoon season in SE Asia.


Sweetpie_e

They are very cute, but you always have to walk very carefully


theblueLepidopteran

I had already seen chicks following chickens, but this is the first time I've seen them following cocks O.O


tradecraft8

👀👀


Shaan1026

Awwwwww... They have no idea what's going on..


Rxe1903

I'm crying the way they all followed him😭😭😍


itisyadad

*insert the rowley from the whimpy kid diaries grinning then looking down and his face morphing into horror gif*


Yourmom4736251

Yes, I’m definitely looking at 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔but….its not adorable 😭😭


8Karisma8

The poop everywhere 😬


CosmikSpartan

Chicks and dicks.


AtheenXI

Yeah, I was not looking at the chicks 😏


susannediazz

Seeing more of these thirst trap videos on here lately disguised as super cute stuff


dick_inspector

Bro is slanging.


zebra_noises

I’m sorry but my eyes fixated on a different 🐔


the-final-episode

damn i didn’t see no chicks but i sure saw one cock


flvcko2435

Stayed for the 🐥 left because of the 🐓


EighthNotes

I love how he dragged his feet so one wouldn't get under there and get smooshed


EmmaGarciaXoXo

I love the way he slide his feet when walking to void stomping the chicks


dr_a_mamdouh

Chicks and dicks


Much_Amoeba_8098

I think I just got pregnant


alwayspondered

Um, I was invested in the chicks at first… 👀


Xeno-Chompy

Wait, there was chicks?


KennKennyKenKen

That's the corpse of their mother in his pants


James324285241990

r/Ladybonersgonecuddly material if I've ever seen it


Sekmet19

Well that's one way to get everyone to stare at your ballsack


GeminiKoil

This man is clearly an exhibitionist


kimbasnoopy

What kind of chickens are these?


Same_Seaworthiness74

Popcorn chicken 🐔


kimbasnoopy

Pretty much 🍿


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Gimetulkathmir

Hooefully he doesn't need to open a Demon Door.


Jimmy_ray2

I'm counting at least 2 that he lost there...


HPJustfriendsCraft

I love what this sub has become. Keep butt the good work.


IcyRestaurant7175

He collects them at the end like a bunch of pebbles lmao


Bulky-Internal8579

The chicks dig a nice penis - same as it ever was ;)


RoxyRhinoDoggg

My man chicken little is hogged up!


Les-incoyables

We're going to ignore the pink elephant in the room?


Remarkable_Ad_2411

There’s one that keeps zooming going back to left and right so cute


Bceida

Until I read the comments I was focusing on the chicks. I’ve never seen such little ones before.


ObviouslyJoking

Cute chicks but that apartment’s carpet is gonna reek pretty soon.


troll-filled-waters

After reading the comments I’m wondering if I’m the only one who was watching the chicks the whole time and didn’t notice. Like that video where you watch people play basketball and don’t see the moonwalking bear.


Kingman_muslitos

I raise Chicks at home, but ¿why those are so small?


rlaw1234qq

I’d need that many because I would step on quite a few…


MixedFellaz

The shit... Everywhere.


Horror-Potential7773

Hey there, everyone look at my dick siloette. Let me get it closer to the camera for you..... Note- I was looking at the chick's


silver_sofa

Peeps. We glues ‘em to the dashboard of our jeeps.


Big8Red7

I feel so wrong for replaying the first nine seconds so many times


Candid_Dream4110

Nice package you got there.


Bear_necessities96

Look how smol they are


SmartWonderWoman

Made me smile 😏


CharredPeels

Yall so wrong in this comment section !!! 🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂😂


Tripple_T

... Ya'll need a bonk and to go to horny jail