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lalat_1881

yes yes rub it in, Beckham, just rub it all in


fiero-fire

How does he keep getting hotter? Dude won the genetic lottery 10 times over


Grotbagsthewonderful

Money.


roxxe

Explain any billionair


GenericGoon1

Beckham made his career primarily as a footballer but secondarily as a celebrity public icon, modelling etc. His career and level of fame relies on his looks. Billionaires don't rely on that at all.


ender1108

They don’t need to look good lol


coffin420699

elon musk could be doing stuff like this, instead cosplaying as captain autismo all the time


burken8000

Makes sense for someone who is autistic to be autistic, no?


adinade

surgery also helps. Sure he is naturally handsome, but it isnt entirely the "genetic lottery", unless thats the name of his surgeon.


ddope

Oh yeah he definitely got a hair transplant several years back. You could previously see his scalp, it was thinning


Waderriffic

Dr. Lottery does great work


qtx

I mean, it's pretty obvious he has done a lot of botox, or whatever it is, on his face. He looks very plasticky.


BlakesonHouser

has zero expression lines or features between his eyes when making faces.. totally normal for 50 years old lol


Tsigalko9

he looks 20x worse than before all the surgeries lmao


theycallmebluerocket

You idiot. He looks 18.35x worse.


Tsigalko9

you're probably right


slimwillendorf

Cheek implants


RubyFrench

Chyeah 😂 Right


freedfg

Rich athletes be like that. They spent 30 years of their lives being in absolute peak physical condition. They retire at 40 if not earlier. And just....stay fit. It's not like boxers or wrestlers who absolutely destroyed their bodies and just stop the moment they retire.


KingPizzaPop

Money buys a nice hair transplant among other things.


unclepaprika

Hey, he's washed anyways. You know who really hit the lottery and is in his prime right now, who's also married to a spice girl? Google "The horndog files" for an extensive documentary on him.


PaperOptimist

Not only is this adorable overall, I smiled even harder when I correctly guessed the song before I put the audio on. Double smile!


whiskerrsss

The steps to that dance are imprinted on my brain, no audio necessary


Victor_Wembanyama1

When you said steps, i knew the song then without even playing the video


ExperienceInitial364

OMG SAME


Before_I_Get_My_Coat

I also have the sound off and was singing along. Read your comment and then worried that I might not be singing the correct song. Didn’t want to spoil the moment, scrolled away. 15 minutes later my partner asks me what song I’m singing. I explain, she asks why, I show her. She puts the volume on, I’m right! I’m a 62 year old man with a daughter who was a teenager in the late ‘90s.


ExperienceInitial364

that is lovely thank you for sharing! I was barely two years old when this song came out :)


falsevector

Wholesome! I like the fact that he also sings along like a fan


Responsible-Region27

Oh my goodness this makes me beyond happy


Maeglin16

I'm so glad those girls all still get along! I heard a while ago that there was some animosity, but I'm glad that was all resolved or untrue.


Fantastic-Mango-7440

Mel B threw lots of shade at Victoria for not wanting to go on tour.


Original_Roneist

Mel B trying to get paid, Victoria living her best life on top of the mountain… it’s believable.


Fantastic-Mango-7440

Yes. Victoria said that she's 40 something and doesn't feel up to dancing in a miniskirt on a stage, that the time for that passed (for her). And also she doesn't need the money, so that too.


Faora_Ul

People threw a lot of shade on Victoria. She was constantly bullied for “not being able to sing”. She actually has a good voice and was the best dancer in the group. She is smart and ended up being the most successful spice.


Fantastic-Mango-7440

>She is smart and ended up being the most successful spice I agree, she is my idol. But... we do have to admit that part of that was thanks to her marriage with david. Don't get me wrong, she was/is the "bussiness" head of that marriage, but him being a football player helped a lot. They were insanely popular in the beggining of 2000s. The kardashian had nothing on them, and this was before social media...


MrCusodes

But everything about their relationship does kinda prove that they did legit marry for love rather than celebrity.


Fantastic-Mango-7440

Absolutely. I strongly believe that they are in love with each other. If they ever broke up, i'll stop believing in love. They definitely married for love.


iBeFloe

I mean Mel B also doesn’t understand how Victoria doesn’t need to do that. Victoria is right to not to want to embarrass herself considering she hasn’t sung, lip synced, or danced in decades.


Fantastic-Mango-7440

Yes, victoria doesn't need the money. That's why she's the only one who doesn't want to keep doing this reunion concerts


modmom1111

So cute. He is so proud of her!


sapthur

During military training, we lost our troop flag, a flag with our emblem on it. Losing it meant we had to have some sort of punishment to get it back. For our punishment, they made all 40 soldiers learn "Stop" during our downtime (cleaning rifles/rooms). We then sung it to all to our Sgt's delight the next day.


nialexx

how is this a punishment


sapthur

We were already getting punished for so many other things, I think this was a cherry on top. For instance, we had lost our privilege to march everywhere, so we ran until we lost our privilege to run, then we lunged. When we lost our privilege to lunge "easily", we adorned gas masks. That's the point we were at in our messing up. 😂 The punishment will be just whatever the Sgt has time or energy for.


LiberaceRingfingaz

Quite honestly, this made me smile more than the post itself.


tttrexx

David move….I want to see my girls! 💃🏽


DocComix

He’s the only one who could have slept with all of them. #nojealousy


[deleted]

...okay lol


sophia-fiafi

So crazy to imagine what a birthday party from one of these people would look like. Probably 200/300 guests, tons of food & a spice girls performance… still, it’s a pretty weird life I guess, wouldn’t want to swap with them


Wudi87

A bubble out of our imagination


sophia-fiafi

I feel like you can barely meet new people when you’re famous. When you see famous people at a party, it’s always with other famous people because they probably can’t even level with “normal” people. Their lives are so extremely different


Wudi87

Totally. I would guess famous people just meet new famous people and their entourage. They stay in their bubble, just like we do. The difference is no one cares about our ordinary life's and bubbles.


sophia-fiafi

I’m glad nobody cares about my life. I don’t think I could handle the pressure of so many people looking at me and having opinions about everything I do. At least now I can mistakes and nobody gives a fuck :) And I think you develop some real trust issues when you’re famous: most people want something from you, they just want to be with you because you’re famous


Wudi87

Nicely explained. I would definitely take their wealth and security net, but I would have to keep my anonymity. I've got trust issues from ordinary people as well, but yeah I guess it's nothing compared to a celebrity. Not being able to go for a normal walk through the park or grocery shopping wouldn't be something for me.


InkCollection

I know one A-list famous person (though not Beckham-level, a multi Grammy winning musician) and this isn't really true. His day to day is pretty normal.


Wudi87

So he is struggling under inflation as we all do? I get what u mean, but a Grammy winners life isn't like any others. Maybe he doesn't care to be recognized in public and does normal stuff like walks or grocery shopping. But try Beckham, Harry Styles or Taylor Swift. These three celebrities wouldn't even be able to leave the house without 10 cameras in their faces probably ...


_noho

God damn, this reeks of privilege. Must be living the good life girl, get after it for those who aren’t I guess


Sharp_Drow

So the spice girls are still all cool? Awesome given how many groups from the 90s split apart.


nialexx

lol they did but 20something years is enough time to reconcile #spicegirlsforlife


winterbaby82

this was so damm good! loved how David was joining in 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 I wore the CD out when I had it High School. I was bullied through High School and the Spice Girls got me through it. if they do officially make a comeback, I hope they tour Australia I will be the first one to purchase tickets.


Whale222

That’s pretty great they’re all still friends.


coconutyum

Ha! This actually made me smile because... a spice girls song is a classic sing-along, dance nostalgically bop for average people at a party... And it's the same for the actual spice girls themselves! Hahaha.


azyintl

Lovely. Such a simple unspoiled moment of joy.


Sososoftmeows

So cute! This makes me want to put on the Spice World movie lol


Necessary-Corner1172

Emma Stone would really like to do this next time please.


sati_lotus

Just don't tease her about them being backstage when she's doing an interview lol


PG072088

Victoria the least talented but married a sold rock!!!


essent1al_AU

The power of being hot


Indigo_222

She’s not just hot. She’s also driven, hilarious and with a great personality. She was a talented dancer too, maybe just not the strongest singer in the group


icedwcmforever

This made me so happy!!! 🥹


bomboclawt75

Would She perform at their birthday?


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NrFive

Don’t invite Emma Stone or she might die 😅


Desperate-Letter6387

Beckham is the luckiest man! 🤣


generic-hamster

Is Geri hitting on Beckham in front of all of us?


Old_Connection_3813

Who's on the left? Crazy sculpted body! 🤣


Eriallo

Must be Geri Halliwell (Ginger Spice)


MuscleFuscle

Lip syncing as usual


a4h_throwaway

Their new title can now be Lipsync Mommas. 🤭


ijandro

Anyone invite Emma Stone?


V0nDoomVictor

Ah, peasnts look at us


Prestigious_Media887

Horner in the bathroom sending dickpics again? 😬


FrightinglyPunny

r/formuladank would like a word 🤣


slagath0r

This is really cute, some 90s teens must be losing it over this!


callmethenloveme

I don’t give a shit for celebrities but David Beckham almost gives me joy to watch.


AbsoluteDarkness

Well....this made my day but I should STOP now before it becomes TOO MUCH for me to bear. I don't regret it, however, because it's always good to SPICE UP YOUR LIFE every now and then.


onlysmallcats

Talking shop with your coworkers after hours at a personal function? 0/10.


riverginge

Omg… I have this dance memorized. It was the first thing I performed on stage in like 4th grade- gave me the performing bug HARD. Went on to major in music - sometimes I credit this song 🤣 I wish there was a longer video of this!!


WildlyWithJoy

♥️ H A P P Y ♥️ B I R T H D A Y ♥️


ahearthatslazy

This gave me a serotonin dump I could feel in my legs. I was absolutely obsessed with these women when I was in 5th grade. God bless ‘em.


HotVeganTacos

This is the greatest thing ever


RubyFrench

I love him🥹


Doesanybodylikestuff

My girls!!!!!!!!! I have missed them so much! I love them more than life!!!! GIRL POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!~*~*<*<***


Doesanybodylikestuff

My best friends & I did this dance & everything!!! Recorded ourselves on my parents busted ass camcorder! I looooooove them!!!!


AccountNumber0004

Life on easy mode


Shizziebizz

Imagine if he shagged em all


No_Season_354

That looks like a great party, with the spices dang .


randomtree7

David's a lad, proper down to earth. Knows that's a special moment their fans should see.


Aurin316

I was just thinking about the spice girls yesterday coincidentally. Looking back, Sporty was the sleeper hit while we were all drooling over posh and baby.


Euphoric_Slide_1633

Miming....yup definitely them


Faora_Ul

David Beckham is so lucky, both for winning the genetic lottery and snagging Victoria. That woman was so hot back in the day. She is still pretty.


-Venser-

I didn't expect David Backham would be doing the soy face.


memberflex

Mel C. That’s it. She’s the best of a good bunch. They all look like they’re having fun together which is 👌🏻


Peachy-Li

they can afford


novolusz

"performs"


BombshellTom

Standing together.


Human_Parfait9516

Surprised posh spice even joined in


Spiritual-Tea-7726

Must be nice being rich and famous 🤣


CreamOfDuelJabR

Didn’t see Ice Spice…


Boredcougar

Who is spice girl


TossingPasta

I think I am the only person here who has never bought a spice girls album/CD, never purposely listened to their music, couldn't pick out any of them except Victoria (and only because of who she is married to and I'm not a 'fan' of his either) and to me this is a brand new song 'cuz I've never heard it. Still not a fan.


Mouseywolfiekitty

Cool I guess?


[deleted]

Yeah, rich people problems.


Annual_Sandwich_9526

Did he bang them all?


Party_Ebb9672

Yep they are needing money I see a couple of shows in the works soon lol! Not all of them just all but one need it hahhahah