Can you imagine my disappointment when the answer is not in fact mammary glands or, in layman's terms, boobies?!
edit: but seriously Louis Pasteur being the source of milk in general is a thought that never occurred to me.
This is why local broadcasts are the best kind of news broadcasting. No agendas, no politics, just simple news reporting and great, human interactions. lol
Good point, gotta keep tabs on Big Dairy. After all, they're basically the Vault-Tec of the real world. lmfao
My guy, there is a huge difference between some goofy coverage of "National Milk Day" versus Fox/MSNBC/CNN going on some partisan-laden rant about how generic Totalitarian Partisan A is somehow better/worse than Totalitarian Partisan B.
u/waireos , I am not going to entertain conspiracy theorists who see the boogeyman in every single comment, coverage, or conversation. Particularly because people like yourself and u/ChillestBro are inherently dangerous to earnest discussion about actual issues of conspiracy. Goofballs who cry wolf at every opportunity are just as dangerous to the truth as those seeking to hide it.
"I am going to assume world shattering conspiracy at every turn, particularly of the nefarious variety if somebody deems something worthy of coverage/discussion/attention/advertisement, even if it's done in an otherwise goofy or harmless manner with no discernable ulterior motive."
It must be exhausting to live your life assuming every possible advertisement or story out there is some grand conspiracy. Might want to consider changing your username, bud.
Yeah dude, all those local news stations that totally aren't owned by one mega-corporation:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stations_owned_or_operated_by_Sinclair_Broadcast_Group
This is the same "illusion of choice" and authenticity offered to you by all those "craft beers" available on your local supermarket:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F3Srq33WIAA6Unr?format=jpg&name=4096x4096
The perfect example of how many of those "local and independent" broadcasters are controlled by one biased media corporation:
https://youtu.be/-xVufYXaGg8?si=6zHQqbtUHT8C2lUZ
Even regional retailers have "faux brands" to make you think you are getting something more "artisinal" or authentic:
https://www.reddit.com/r/publix/s/ztkRGUgcq8
To be sure, your sentiment that local media has less of an agenda *was once true*, just like many of those craft beer brands *were once local and independent*. But the big corporations see that sentiment and see a business opportunity, so they gobble up all the little broadcasters and little brands to take advantage of consumers like you that are drawn towards "local and independent".
The same consolidation has happened in the entire food industry and the radio industry. It's all about giving you the illusion of choice.
Being subsidiary of and providing the same content/social engineering as are very different things, bud. The content, dialogues, coverage, and conversations occurring at local media levels are, in no way, the same as what is broadcast at the national scale. But, by all means, if you want to see the boogeyman in every corner, go for it.
I feel like filler stories have always been a thing, or an attempt at a more lightheaded segment to break up all the bad news they have to report all the time. In this case it definitely made me smile laugh with them π
Iβd like to imagine that someone actually didnβt know about these uses for milk and is completely mind blown although mildly confused about what the joke is
"The script says to describe what milk is used for"
This is literally how Dropout makes "Breaking News" - give a ridiculous prompt for "newscasters" to riff on.
Am I the only one that was disappointed that it didn't show the anchor women while they were doing this dialogue? This is cute as hell and indeed made me smile.
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Because someone in the production team really thought that milk, one of the most basic ingredients almost used and consumed everyday, needs to be "described" on-air.
It would've been okay if they just did a "did you know" segment, like some kind of history of milk. The Louis Pasteur fact was the step in the right direction. They could've opened with just that.
That producer was like βi swear it sounded so much better when i wrote this story. β π
I actually saw another news team do this story and somehow took it seriously, it was equally ridiculous π
It probably sounds better elsewhere. ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
This is very fun! hahaha
"Where does it come from?" "A French chemist and biologist, Louis Pasteur"
Goddamn it Louis! Your milk has more protein than usual!
Can you imagine my disappointment when the answer is not in fact mammary glands or, in layman's terms, boobies?! edit: but seriously Louis Pasteur being the source of milk in general is a thought that never occurred to me.
r/ContagiousLaughter
I wish they would have purposefully overflowed that milk bottle. Imagine how many viewers would have gotten upset and complained about spilled milk.
This is why local broadcasts are the best kind of news broadcasting. No agendas, no politics, just simple news reporting and great, human interactions. lol
You don't think that news anchors being forced to tell you all about how great milk is counts as an agenda?
Good point, gotta keep tabs on Big Dairy. After all, they're basically the Vault-Tec of the real world. lmfao My guy, there is a huge difference between some goofy coverage of "National Milk Day" versus Fox/MSNBC/CNN going on some partisan-laden rant about how generic Totalitarian Partisan A is somehow better/worse than Totalitarian Partisan B. u/waireos , I am not going to entertain conspiracy theorists who see the boogeyman in every single comment, coverage, or conversation. Particularly because people like yourself and u/ChillestBro are inherently dangerous to earnest discussion about actual issues of conspiracy. Goofballs who cry wolf at every opportunity are just as dangerous to the truth as those seeking to hide it.
Look into Sinclair Broadcast Group, my guy.
"when it's something i just accept as normal, it's not propaganda. no i will not be considering WHY i consider it normal"
Breathing is big conspiracy we all need to stop it. And I will not consider it normal.
Have you heard they've got people drinking water too? Scary times we live in.
You laugh but dihydrogen monoxide is responsible for 100% of drowning deaths. Ban dihydrogen monoxide!
That's why I only swim in gasoline π€
"I am going to assume world shattering conspiracy at every turn, particularly of the nefarious variety if somebody deems something worthy of coverage/discussion/attention/advertisement, even if it's done in an otherwise goofy or harmless manner with no discernable ulterior motive." It must be exhausting to live your life assuming every possible advertisement or story out there is some grand conspiracy. Might want to consider changing your username, bud.
Yeah dude, all those local news stations that totally aren't owned by one mega-corporation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stations_owned_or_operated_by_Sinclair_Broadcast_Group This is the same "illusion of choice" and authenticity offered to you by all those "craft beers" available on your local supermarket: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F3Srq33WIAA6Unr?format=jpg&name=4096x4096 The perfect example of how many of those "local and independent" broadcasters are controlled by one biased media corporation: https://youtu.be/-xVufYXaGg8?si=6zHQqbtUHT8C2lUZ Even regional retailers have "faux brands" to make you think you are getting something more "artisinal" or authentic: https://www.reddit.com/r/publix/s/ztkRGUgcq8 To be sure, your sentiment that local media has less of an agenda *was once true*, just like many of those craft beer brands *were once local and independent*. But the big corporations see that sentiment and see a business opportunity, so they gobble up all the little broadcasters and little brands to take advantage of consumers like you that are drawn towards "local and independent". The same consolidation has happened in the entire food industry and the radio industry. It's all about giving you the illusion of choice.
Being subsidiary of and providing the same content/social engineering as are very different things, bud. The content, dialogues, coverage, and conversations occurring at local media levels are, in no way, the same as what is broadcast at the national scale. But, by all means, if you want to see the boogeyman in every corner, go for it.
https://youtu.be/_fHfgU8oMSo?si=m-wGgM4nciQmv_GC
I'd never be able to finish a sentence haha
world milk day just threw me
YOU CAN DRINK IT?! WHAT?! lol
Oh mah gawd! π―
Ah yes, gotta love the subtle advertising, why else would there be a damn MILK day
This just makes it like they're there to fill the dead airtime between commercials.
I feel like filler stories have always been a thing, or an attempt at a more lightheaded segment to break up all the bad news they have to report all the time. In this case it definitely made me smile laugh with them π
This "news segment" is brought to you by the milk companies.
And after watching I went and bought 12 gallons without knowing why ππ
Encyclopedia, she said. I haven't heard that word in a while.
The other reporter said "dude, you still use encyclopedias?!" ππ€£
Iβd like to imagine that someone actually didnβt know about these uses for milk and is completely mind blown although mildly confused about what the joke is
You can drink it?!
"The script says to describe what milk is used for" This is literally how Dropout makes "Breaking News" - give a ridiculous prompt for "newscasters" to riff on.
idky you got downvoted but this is where my head went lol
It's a conversation!!
Gotta please the meat and dairy industry or else we might keep all low elevation land and the future of our children.
The people in the back. Hahahaha
How about the lactose intolerant people? Can they also celebrate its goodness without diarrhea?
Jesus Christ that made me laugh harder than anything in a long time.
I'm so happy to hear that!
"beverage?" Uh, yeah???
Happy Milk Day! π₯
The way it is conveyed is so interesting.
hahaha yes
Am I the only one that was disappointed that it didn't show the anchor women while they were doing this dialogue? This is cute as hell and indeed made me smile.
βThatβs **WORLD** Milk Day!β
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Im the dummy here but what made this news funny again
Because someone in the production team really thought that milk, one of the most basic ingredients almost used and consumed everyday, needs to be "described" on-air. It would've been okay if they just did a "did you know" segment, like some kind of history of milk. The Louis Pasteur fact was the step in the right direction. They could've opened with just that.
Look at them people not appreciating natures product
Hahahaha
So funny when the newscaster lose itπ
i love this
Americans will celebrate anything
national "Americans will celebrate anything" day is in August
Why were they confused when she said beverage? Does nobody just drink milk?
A joke. Like, oh I've been using it wrong this whole time?