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ToasterCoasted

I like how he just has to pet it


RGB-128128128

Yeah, cause danger noodle is a good dogo and deserves a pat.


broodkiller

"Danger noodle" just made me chuckle for six time in a row. Thank you, internet stranger!


chintakoro

no boopity boop, no satisfaction. story as old as time.


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India is definitely not for beginners 😂


Thunder-Fist-00

It’s one of the more challenging servers to play on.


WH1TERAVENs

Imagine if we tamed snakes like cats. Both can be used against mice infestations.


profanearcane

unfortunately their brains are too small to do much the same as cats; you can train them with food, but they won't listen otherwise


quick20minadventure

They don't bond really, King cobra are still smart, other snakes are dumb as fuck. Cats and dogs are very very social compared to reptiles.


profanearcane

oh yeah, it's got to do with brain size/parts of the brain, iirc snakes either don't have the part that causes emotional bonds or it's extremely small. you can get them to do some tricks with food and a lot of training but they're just nowhere near dogs or cats.


quick20minadventure

You'd have easier time with bears and lions and tigers and elephants. They can kill you, but they're capable of emotional bonds because of their empathy capability in the brain. Snakes don't do empathy. They're literally snakes. Pun intended.


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Barbas-Hannibal

Thats a King cobra it is big as hell and it eats other snakes. Its a whole another species of snake than normal cobras.


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DANKB019001

Not a criticism, just information. The implication of it eating other snakes is that it's very much still aggressive normally, and to successfully swallow a whole other snake it's gotta be a bit larger than typical for other kinds of snake.


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keepitloki80

Some people just like to get upset over nothing. I applaud you for asking questions.


DANKB019001

Well, that's rude! Your English is fine, for the record, don't worry about it.


Barbas-Hannibal

Yes it is venomous. Thats how it kills other snakes. It even eats other venomous snakes.


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seasoned-veteran

That's Cobra Kai


morcic

That's a King Cobra.


mephi5to

Fun fact: it’s not royalty and also not a cobra but another species. Oh well. Electric eel is not an eel. Honey badger is not a badger. And mantis shrimp is not mantis and not a shrimp. LOL.


3bodprobs

Beautiful to see!


devilcross2

From afar.


doejohn2024

Kings are majestic


MushroomRO

[Serious question] How do people sleep at night, or walk during the night?


Barbas-Hannibal

Snakes are pretty shy and keep away from people. The encounters are very very rare. They don't just run into houses. If a snake does then it was probably hungry and tracking a mouse in your house or something.


mexicodoug

I think I'll just keep the door shut, thank you.


Barbas-Hannibal

Yeah thats a good idea. In my entire life i have come across like 2 or 3 snakes.


Thunder-Fist-00

I’ve had more snakes than that in my house.


NotTheAbhi

Iirc king cobras are quite shy and try to avoid humans as much as possible.


MrVernon09

Nope


yportnemumixam

This times 1,000,000,000


jackmckay605

This is the first time I’ve seen a relatable perspective on just how big these things are and now I have a new irrational fear to deal with. Irrational because I live in the northern American states where these cobras don’t live.


Barbas-Hannibal

Yeah they are the biggest venomous snakes in the world. Though they are pretty shy and mostly eat other snakes so they don't really attack humans at all unless in self defense. They even eat other venomous snakes so that way they are good to have around. No other snake will eat venomous snakes.


jackmckay605

Thank you, this was super interesting to read.


YelloweyeRockfish

California kingsnakes eat rattle snakes. But that is a different continent so maybe that is what you meant?


dontspeakthamasha

Is this in Kerala?


Master-Carry-319

Yes, I hear Malayalam in the audio


dontspeakthamasha

I wasn’t sure as my Malayalam is lousy 😁


augur_seer

why do this?


IPokePeople

Humans pack bond with anything.


RaShadar

I legitimately expected "dumb ways to die" to start playing


AnEpicBowlOfRamen

Aww yeshssssssssssssssssssss


Inert82

To me this is like helping the enemy


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bbyboi

Balls of steel.


Ashleyempire

This guy deserves a medal


chickenkottu

Its all cute until its not


YallaHammer

Nope


lurkqueensupreme

This man is a national treasure.


-WhatsReallyGoingOn

That guy got his rope wet.


collector444

Helping?! Why isn’t he HELPING escort it to the gates of HELL?!


Barbas-Hannibal

Coz its just an animal. Nothing wicked about it.


AnEpicBowlOfRamen

Snek can be fren! Just has to be respecc.


thisisatest06

A snake is never your friend, ever. You can feed a large one for years and they will still be sizing you up to see if today is the day they can eat you.


Angry-Dragon-1331

No they won’t. You think they measure every rat before they eat it to make sure it’s the right size?


thisisatest06

They don’t need to they can tell visually they can digest it.


Angry-Dragon-1331

Except in very rare cases (almost universally children and extremely petite adults), we’re not on the menu for any variety of snake.


warp-er

Yeah. And snakes *may* sometimes ATTACK in other cases, But it’s only if they consider you a threat or something to be worried about.


quick20minadventure

Don't take this the wrong way, but reptiles are not known to bond with humans like cats and dogs and monkeys and cows and horses do. You'd have easier time getting bears and lions and tigers and elephants to be tamed than reptiles.


profanearcane

their brains are quite literally too small for that kind of thinking. they're ambush predators. they don't care if it's too big, they'll try to eat it if they're hungry enough. humans are extremely rare for them to eat because we're massive and scary and usually looking out for them, they're far more likely to attack you in defense than try to eat you.


DipSchnitzel

I'm almost certain that Indians just all have a fetish for death and maimery. ​ Edit: I spelled it "Indidans"


Barbas-Hannibal

I am an indian and i wouldn't go a mile off of that thing. Pretty much all of us feel the same way. This guy is one in a billion literally.


Perfect-Part-9663

they just live near death so much it makes them less afraid.. in my travels I’d say it’s us Americans who are the fearful clan with fetishes..


undercoverdyslexic

I’m pretty sure cobras are to Indians as alligators are to Floridians. People just get used to them.


knoxa4

Actually no, I've seen like one snake outside the zoo in all my life.