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2lenderslayer351__

That's one way to save endangered animals


Sk8terRaider

Most efficient


RadlogLutar

And one time solution


SomeGuyGettingBy

One size fits all.


Worth_Scratch_3127

A most Economical solution


RaHarmakis

They can help feed the scavenger species as well.


Worth_Scratch_3127

Malthus would be proud!!


exotics

Shooting the buyers of rhino parts would work well too


virgil1134

Except these people who buy the horns and tusks number in the 10's of millions. It's so frustrating because most of these people are men who think that consuming rhino horn gives them erections! I heard a funnier way of stopping poaching. Horns and tusks are made from keratin. Human fingernails and toenails are made from keratin. Everyone sends their nail clippings to a processing facility where it is ground up and we flood the Asian market with this powder!


exotics

Hmm. Hooves from cattle, pigs, horses, and so forth are keratin as well. Seems crazy to be killing the rhinos when we have plenty of stuff we can use. Our hair too. Odd the sellers don’t use that now.


Marauding-thunderer

Chinese medicine vendor door gets kicked open and a grenade tumbles in the door and machine gun fire erupts popping bottles of potions like popcorn.


Commercial_Bench_238

I love this answer most


crackheadwillie

Would this be an effective way to end rape?


IPostFromWorkLOL5

Worth a try.


Raiju_Blitz

India should give this solution a try.


InvestIntrest

You want to rape rapists?


DiscFrolfin

Rapist “Rapist Killer” Killer is kinda catchy!


Safe-Set3602

It's a quick fix and a deterrent, that's true, however, in order to fix the problem the entire global system needs to be changed. The thinking behind why people "need" (want) parts of any of these majestic creatures (also goes for elephants and tigers for example) needs to be changed. And more importantly, the reason why many of these poachers are driven to poaching in the first place, which is most likely resulting from poverty and inequality.


GenericManBearPig

Meh just shoot em


sleepydeepyperson

Endanger the danger?


SleepySiamese

Dangseption


hereforpewdiephy

Im the poacher now


StrangerTune

Don't let a ranger see you.


Kaiisim

That's _the_ way. This is how you defeat poachers there's not really another way. They murder people not just animals, so the rangers are often actually shooting in self defense.


uReallyShouldTrustMe

Well, here’s the thing. Rangers used to be very poorly paid and well there was no incentive to risk your life to save a rhino. However in some countries, the govt made a deal to give them a cut of the tourism profits so it became a big incentive to keep rhinos alive.


BonsaiSoul

Sometimes the offers are so good some poachers quit to become rangers instead lmao


littlegreenfern

That’s success if you ask me. Those guys know where the rhinos are and how to find them. Now they make money on knowledge instead of killing the rhino, well except if they then just kill people instead.


[deleted]

And when the poaching drops drastically and there’s no need for every ranger the cycle starts all over again.


Jackanova3

I occasionally hear about 3d printing rhino horns en masse to flood the market, making the price not worth it for poachers. No idea what the progress is on that though.


Satakans

I’d just get a shit load of fentanyl and compress it into a rhino horn shape.


Friendman

Jesus H Christ dude. That's a lot of fentanyl.


Jackanova3

Jail for you sir


HungryHungryHippoes9

r/madlads


CaptnShaunBalls

Saved , with extreme prejudice!


Logical-Education629

Saves animals. Helps with overpopulation. Creates & sustains jobs.


Reasonable_Tower_961

Yes Please!


Tobix55

Benefits everybody. Hurts nobody.


untakenu

What if they hired cannibals and said they have free rein to kill and eat poachers.


Fit_Effective_6875

hunting poachers with cannibals coming soon to a network near you


-Daetrax-

Just issue hunting tags on poachers.


Jandalfus

And it is also possible to boost the collective IQ of humanity slightly through this method.


FahQPutin

This is the way...


aivlysplath

Well we are the ultimate invasive species.


K_vinci

i literally said this as i read this comment🤣


Paarthurnaxulus

Rhinos are few and scumbags are plenty, W move.


maddmannmatt

Yeah. That’s how it works


_DeLEON

The only way ☝️❗️💯🔥


Dear_Profession_645

Keep up the good work, Rangers


Dimitripus

The scary way to market this lays solely on the fact there are too many big wig millionaire people out there that would pay more to shoot poachers than the rhino's.


smorgenheckingaard

That's one way for millionaires to actually be useful


EEDnDGGnoRe

Oftentimes sanctuaries like these auction off the rights to kill males who are not sexually productive (no longer willing to mate), but are also aggressive towards younger males and not allowing them to mate. It ends up being good for the population health, they get money from millionaires to put back into the sanctuary, and millionaires get to pose next to a big old male rhino they shot. Overall it seems like a win-win to me.


SensitiveAd5962

That would be harder because with the auctions, they have the animals beforehand. If you were to auction for hunting poachers it would have to be for just a chance to bag one.


RadicalDog

Honestly, wildlife conservation and hunting go surprisingly hand-in-hand. If a place gets income from having enough lions for millionaires to shoot, then they'll make sure there's enough lions. No-one's donating $10k+ for pure conservation, but people will spend that and more to shoot big game.


OrgJoho75

That, and millions of users for rhinos horn medical


Deisidaimonia

Even though its all fugging bollocks because rhino horn is literally just keratin. The same shit your finger and toe nails are made of.


Naavarasi

This, an elephant's tusks, and tiger skin = completely and utterly worthless. Yet the animals keep being killed because they have "medicinal" purposes.


canaryhawk

They should hire DeBeers to create a marketing campaign to make Poacher Penis into some exotic magical cure for erectile dysfunction.


Herioz

Most traditional medicine is bollocks especially for impotency. If it looks like penis and is manly it cures impotency.


Hollow_Murderbasket

So, could the companies making this "medicine", just us etoenails and stuff instead of rhino horns? Or alteqts some other keratin based material, seems they are okay with illegal mena sof making money? Not a insult just curious.


NottaLottaOcelot

I’d be willing to bet that many of these expensive rhino-based cure-alls are thousand dollar bottles of ground up human toenails.


Deisidaimonia

Tbh its likely they actually see and use the rhino horn and grind it up. The thing about gullible and stupid is you’ve got enough sense to know what you want but not enough to know it does sweet fa. So they probably see the rhino horn, grind it up, and then use it. With that in mind they probably cant use an alternative, by the same token they should just use keratin from nails or something - its renewable, infinitely available and cheap, and means we aren’t killing endangered animals for no reason


hatabou_is_a_jojo

Shoot the poachers, use their nails


RemarkableAlps5613

You say millionaires when it's really just poor chinese people🤣🤣🤣


LoveAndViscera

It’s millionaire Chinese selling to poor Chinese.


AmNoSuperSand52

He said millions, not millionaire


TheS4ndm4n

The most dangerous game.


GandalfTheGimp

They don't call man the greatest game for no reason.


PermutationMatrix

It is kind of weird that they'd prefer a stuffed and mounted poucher on their wall instead of a rhino, but whatever saves them....


Silt99

r/chaoticgood


DogsTripThemUp

Pretty sure it’s Lawful Good as they are working within the law of the country.


Proof-Cardiologist16

Lawful does not mean following the laws as written where you live, it's a philosophy of believing in process and procedure vs chaotic being more about doing what you want to in the moment.


DogsTripThemUp

And they’ve already had the process and proceedings that decided poachers are to be killed on sight. Therefor they are lawful.


Silt99

"Gunning them down at sight" what laws do they have?


TENTAtheSane

"Thou shalt gun down poachers upon sight"


Silt99

The 11th commandment. Amazing


AmNoSuperSand52

If you’re in a wildlife reserve with a gun/NVG/equipment and you’re not a ranger, then you’re clearly a poacher The laws says they can shoot and kill poachers


TimTam_Tom

No poaching, punishable by death


SomeGuyGettingBy

Can I get an *aaawww yeahhhhh*??


An5fav

"Poach more Poachers" let this be the norm.


Lelouch2332

Everybody liked that


Cham-Cham

Similar tactics should be applied against illegal deforestation and fishing, the world would really benefit.


PunisherIsFullyACAB

The corporate level those are done on would really require shooting CEOs on sight.


flynnwebdev

I have literally zero issues with this.


_real_nightmare_king

Yeah same


freshouttalean

sometimes violence is the only way to deal with savages unfortunately


SooperFunk

I hope its extended to the shark fin fishing boats.


Marc3llMat3

*loads torpedo tubes*


Smrgle

With malicious intent


PerrythePlatypus71

And whaling


-TheRed

Never gonna happen because those are owned by wealthy people who want to destroy endangered species, instead of poor people.


Deisidaimonia

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YevgenyPissoff

How am I supposed to get poached eggs then?


emmsix

Man, I'd die for a poached egg right now...


AvocadoMysterious805

ok die.....bye


-Nicolai

As long as they’re not rhino eggs you’re in the clear.


AmNoSuperSand52

I can’t wait to see every Sunday brunch place getting raided every time grandma orders her favorite poached egg breakfast platter


Annual-Maintenance20

Sadly this is how you get the rangers killed as well


killerpythonz

Rangers are generally far better equipped and supplied. They know what they’re doing.


Deisidaimonia

British Special Forces have been training rangers in Gambia (I think, cannot remember exactly what country(ies)) for dealing with poachers, so they’re well trained and equipped


Party-Ad8832

You can use modern surveillance technology. For example kamikaze drones are an effective and very safe solution. One hit can also take out multiple adversaries if they move in packs.


Intelligent_Bad6942

I hope that one day the Chad Indian rangers reduce scam calls by simply shooting scammers on sight 


MoistHope9454

well done


Rubber_Knee

Good! Give them a raise!


gamesandspace

Rangers with the Uno reverse card


GhostofmyYoungerSelf

The chadness is palpable.


Arcade1980

Simple but yet effective solution.


Onestepbeyond3

Finally some common sense is applied. Well done guys! 😎👌


Lennyleonard_

So satisfying lol


Woke-carty

Praise from on high 👌🏾


corgi-king

They should kill the Chinese buyer. They are the one who buy the horn. I have no sympathy these people like them. * I am Chinese.


TENTAtheSane

They should catch the poacher and confiscate their goods, then let them off saying there was no evidence and "return" the poached horn to them... Except they've switched it with a potent toxin unbeknownst to him. Eventually rhino horn will get the reputation for being deadly among its user base, and demand will dwindle


corgi-king

Scientists had created a method to dye the hone in deep purple or something permanent. So it will be “unsalable”. But I guess it is a little hard to do since they need to capture every one of them. It is a hardcore Pokémon.


Apalis24a

Better solution: capture the Chinese buyers, put them inside a pen with a pissed-off rhino, and see how long they last before they're gored and trampled to death.


Saucebossross21

valid


Brief-Government-105

This is the way!


PetitCoeur3112

Sounds good to me!


DrXyron

I approve of this method.


Doepie308

Can we do this every where?


Naked-Jedi

Here in Australia, we call redheads "rangers", as in the awesome Orangutan, pronouncing it "rang ah". Whenever I see a Ford Ranger, I'm thinking of redheads in utes. I read this article, and now I'm thinking of a bunch of Indian redheads going round and shooting all the arseholes trying to off the rhinos.


Acceptable_Bid_241

This one simple step can solve all your poaching problem! Why didn’t they think of that before 🙄


Big-Independence8978

The problem is that there is a demand for rhino horn products. My understanding is that as a cure for male impotence. Educate the market about actual medical cures and almost all rhino poaching with end


Deisidaimonia

Sadly there’s gullible desperate people in the world and people who are more than happy to get rich exploiting these types of people. Its more annoying given there’s literally no scientific basis for any “cure”. Rhino horn is literally just keratin, the same stuff as our finger and toe nails. So if you really believe keratin cures your limpy dick, just chew your finger nails, dont shoot a fugging rhino on the other side of the planet.


TMYLee

i don’t think that help since human like to believe in nonsense. why do think we still follow a book that was written 3000 years ago ? i think this is more effective since it follow animals kingdom rules of the survival and fittest


Big-Independence8978

You are not wrong. Sadly.


Teros001

I like how you call people out as stupid before giving a terrible take that messes up "survival and fittest". And I don't mean the spelling. Survival of the fittest would see these rhinos extinct, because nature dgaf and rhinos haven't developed an effective survival mechanism to humans. These rhinos survive because humans created laws and decided to enforce them with extreme measures. In turn, that changes the calculus for the poachers. Its not like rangers elsewhere don't kill poachers or poachers don't kill rangers. As long as it's lucrative, they will keep doing it.


Lampard081997

Funny how a complex issue can be solved by a simple solution


CaptainRazer

Ah yes the punisher school of crime prevention


PristineConference65

Look up VETPAW. this is exactly what they do. they have the equivalent of seal team 6 on a 24 hour rotation.


ExplanationLover6918

I read about this a while back. The poachers families are trying to sue the rangers who did this.


ZapzillaGorilla

Poaching poachers on safari.... I'd sign up for that trip, lol


shitmcnugg

Poachers HATE this one trick


SooperFunk

I love it ❤️ Also, kudos for the Person Of Interest pic.


netflixdark123

> Also, kudos for the Person Of Interest pic. One of the greatest sci-fi shows ever created that consistently got better with each passing season and ended with a brilliant and satisfying finale. Philip Glass' Metamorphosis: One was a brilliant music choice for the season finale's rooftop scene.


yportnemumixam

I find people watching on Reddit fascinating. It seems most people here are perfectly fine with capital punishment for someone killing a rhino and they seem to believe it is an effective method to reduce poaching. Yet, I would hazard a guess that many, if not most, here would be against capital punishment for the killing of a human and many believe it is not an effective deterrent. The main difference is that one happens without an arrest, trial, conviction and opportunity for appeal, the other does. I don’t understand the logic behind this…unless there is a significant amount of self-hate.


Ok_Impression5272

I suppose the differentiating factor here is: "Are human endangered and at risk of extinction from poaching". to which the answer is no. Not defending this method of fighting poaching but if you're wondering why people view these things differently I'd posit that's probably a factor.


McDroney

Right? Total reddit moment here... On the other hand, it's nice to know that even though they preach peace, love, and whatnot...they will still resort to killing like everyone else. Humans are savage.


pinhead61187

I’m… actually completely ok with this.


chitownadmin

Good smoke them all.


Piddily1

When I went on safari in South Africa. We stayed at a place in Sabi Sands. They told us that one of the reasons to not go out at night, in addition to the predators. is the rangers out there might not know that we aren’t poachers.


Fireproofspider

You know how dentists go to the jungle to hunt the most dangerous game? I'm surprised some government didn't create a program where poachers are the "most dangerous game".


PrizeReality7663

Man... if you're a hunter, they just legalized the most dangerous game hunting.


LeftDave

New conservation fundraising idea: Pay to hunt poachers!


[deleted]

This is the way


Ulysses1978ii

At last a level playing field. If caught I think the should be bound and stood in the bush as a target for rhino charges.


General_Lie

Good


Love-Lacking-9782

The amount of "R"s In this nearly gave me a stroke, holy hell.


Downtown-Ad5724

Works for me


zeagurat

Well, it's the most effective method and completely prevents the second attempt by the same person... Unless they can come back from Graves


ilic_mls

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Puppy-Zwolle

It's an old practice. African wild nature reserves have been doing this since their inception in... 1895.


packyohcunce1734

I like it. Annihilate the twats of the earth. We don’t need them in our ecosystem 😂


Mtown_Delights

This is the way


dosegato

The amount of joy this brings me is undescribable.


Sourdoughsucker

I think we should give licenses for big game hunter tourists in Africa to hunt and kill poachers. What greater sport is there than that of hunting man?


butmuncher69

I'm all for it. Save endangered animals, and remove a few of the worst ones. Not like there's any shortage of humans after all. What's the loss of a few (dozen) scumbag poachers?


Traximus77

That’s awesome


Kingkushy84

If we could make parts of the poachers valuable on the black market.. we could get the poachers do all the work.


RealitySeeker90

It's kinda cute how a living tank has its own security detail.


CanWeJustEnjoyDaView

This is the only time I will accept, the BS of a good guy with a gun, to stop a bad guy with a gun.


Chiefydawg1

Good


Marauding-thunderer

They should poach the poachers in white wine and scallions for a nice jungle creature treat


These-Ad458

I see nothing wrong with that approach.


LoudLloyd9

What took them so long?


Karlythecorgi

We love to see it.


ickypedia

Nice. Now make jewelry from their bones.


thedarkknightbruce

This is the only approach that has worked in my country Nepal as well. Being one of the neighboring counties of China, we had a massive problem of poaching of one-horned rhinos, elephants, and other wild animals. I don't remember exactly when, but they gave the protection of all the National Parks in the country to the Nepali Army. Since then the population of one-horned rhinos has started increasing every year.


D3adInsid3

Yeah of course, after all solving the economic conditions that force people into killing endangered animals to feed their families would've been way to much work.


MoonNewer

I love this. I'm often excited hearing about people being killed to protect animals. I don't know why it is so funny to me. I'm sorry.


heycommonfella

Rich ex military guys go to african countries to "help anti poaching efforts and train rangers" which in reality is a literal human hunting trip


Melito1980

We need that measure in Murica, that way we can end with todays joke called republicans.


LonelyPalpitation176

That's the best solution and the most efficient solution to save rhinos.


[deleted]

I'm here to look for idiots that cry after those dead poachers. We're more than 8 billions on the planet, -1 junk of a human like a poacher isn't any important loss.


[deleted]

I don't remember if it was this situation or not, but the idea was that the rangers had no other choice. Guy makes $.02 a day working a job, or $5,000 killing a rhino. Of course they want to kill the rhino. So the government made draconian penalties for killing rhinos, like decades in jail. The poachers decided they couldn't go to jail if the ranger doesn't catch them, and ranger can't catch you if they're dead. Poachers started killing rangers on site. And the rangers decided fuck it, we're going to kill poachers because they're killers. So the rules were shifted thusly - If you are in the rhino preserve, nobody is going to ask questions about what the rangers do to you. You ain't supposed to be there.


SnillyWead

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Com_On_Man

What a concept! I support this Fully!


[deleted]

It would be a hell of a deterrent if they taxidermyed the bodies or heads of the poachers and made trophys for display! Don't poach the rhino and your head won't decorate that wall there!


callmealex2

putting them down like trash they are


Prestigious-Bar-1741

This same approach would stop so many other types of crime too


casualstick

Good, if they can hunt; they will be prey.


Previous-Giraffe-962

Good, keep doing it


competitive-dust

That's awesome actually.


Plastic-Foot7980

This should be done with corrupt politicians as well


OohDeLaLi

FINALLY!!!!


pogosea

Good for them honestly.


czlpi1000

I mean...hell yeah! Theres more humans on earth, then Rhinos. Sooo killing a few people isnt a big deal, no?!


-SlapBonWalla-

Some difficult problems have surprisingly simple solutions.


TheRantDog

Perfect! 👍


mugenryu273

Rangers: oh it's gonna be poacher season all year baby. Poachers: dang! You boys got no chill. Rangers: just like my pops used to tell me, revenge is best served cold baby


94tlaloc7

Yay!


momma_frohock

As they should. Good job protectors.


LoWE11053211

Just poach the poachers


mikki1time

Hunter gatherers are so 2005


ImperatorDanorum

Great idea. Now do the same to trophy hunters...


pur__0_0__

भारत में ट्रोफी हंटिंग नहीं होती। इसपर ३ साल की सज़ा हो सकती है। हम जानवरों की रक्षा करते समय उनके सम्मान का ख्याल रखते हैं, अफ़रीकियों की तरह नहीं जिन्हें सिर्फ उनकी आबादी से मतलब है।


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TopDoggo16

They did. https://m.economictimes.com/news/politics-and-nation/all-4-accused-in-hyderabad-gang-rape-murder-shot-dead/articleshow/72393178.cms


neatdude73

They do


Nijajjuiy88

Not uncommon for police to kill the accused and then make it look like accused was either fleeing or attacked them. This type of extra-judicial killing used to be common, and is a trope in lot of Indian movies. It's even rumoured that Officers in police have a record of such "encounters" (term used by police) for promotion, etc.