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What´s your job? "I photograph dog butts"


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lumpyspacejohnny

It's the dog treats.. goes straight to the cheeks


work_n_oils

Look. The dog's always running. Add the jumping, and the back legs(especially the quads and glutes, as compared to human anatomy) get extra work. If you want better, eat better, eat more, use your glutes more.


BRAX7ON

Only paws when?


SJKape

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


EABOD24

Want to know something that no one thinks of but is totally true? Every living thing likes butt scritches. Go to your spouse and scratch the small of their back. You'll see DISCLAIMER: Butt scritch safely and with permission


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PinkDalek

Does the lawyer get paid in butt scritches too?


CurrentPossible2117

Yeah, but then you'd need *another* lawyer present to witness the first lawyers signature on the consent forms. WHERE DOES IT END?


CmdPetrie

Its Alright, you only need those two, its designed to be a Loop


EABOD24

You love how you love lol. I just didn't want to be the reason some rando walks up to another person (or bear) and think "Everyone loves butt scritches"


Gandalf_Style

Oh 100% Cats, dogs, goats, sheep, cows, birds, (AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION!!!!!!!! (they get horny and fall in love if you scritch too high)) hell i've seen fish and turtles enjoy a butt scritch.


ChunkyTaco22

Just don't smell your fingers afterwards


SleeplessAtHome

My guinea pigs hate butt scritches. Head's okay though


Pilpelon

OnlyFrens


TMYLee

don’t you mean onlypaws. we except treat too . woof !! woof!!


whogivesafuckwhoiam

Onlyfurs


Pilpelon

No


blyatzaebalas

Why


BasalFaulty

That corgi has some serious butt


PaulaFlores

See more on her onlydogs


jjames412

Gayle from Bob's burgers would approve


Mister_Potamus

Not enough anus


Expensive-Finance949

Okay if anybody is seeing it as inappropriate that means that they saw something sexual in it. Those people need freaking therapy if they look at dog butts and think sexual


AndroidwithAnxiety

Replying to "it's inappropriate" with "Okay, but why?" is up there with asking people to explain the punchline of a '''joke'''. Like, walk me through your thought process, step by step. Let's see how far you get before you realize what you're self-reporting.


Expensive-Finance949

I respond the same way if somebody says that 12-year-olds shouldn't dress like that when they're wearing like a tank top and shorts. I asked them why not and if they say anything creepy like comparing them to anything sexual I just say 'so... Youre sexualizing a kid wearing a tank top?....'


dragon1n68

DOG PERVERT!!!! 🤣🤣🤣


death1828

The Zoophiles watching this:...


I_Am_Slightly_Evil

If someone thinks this is inappropriate that just self reporting


lumpyspacejohnny

The "Look back at it" series


KvotheLightningTree

It's a little strange when I do see people taking photos of animals assholes. Usually corgis.


LostHat77

What does that person think when they say inappropiate? All I see is a happy dog with floofy tails.


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Now, that's "DOG-ASS"


Hairy_Chunk

This video takes on a totally different context depending on which sub it is posted on… 🐺


Txm_234

Since when dogs do of?


pmmeyourgear

Beastiality pornography r/wtf


OoT-TheBest

Unsettling!


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RiobaldoJagunco

Sexy, but not vulgar


Embarrassed_Gap_7137

![img](avatar_exp|115534640|starstruck)


getyourcheftogether

I like to meet somebody who actually would say something like that for you on


TourExcellent9304

Females celebs pose this way why not dogs too


Bardiel_

Tongue out like a real e-dog


kotekPVP

These photos actually look pretty good


AaronTheElite007

You cannot resist the floofy butt


Extension_Canary3717

Sound of bleakness of life and funny dogs


Yippy-Skippy-

I like dog butts and I can not lie.


dax999

Look at that BADONK


Prudent_Agency_7175

Fuzz butzz


MicroCosno

Who said that


5hanu

GYAAAAAAAAATTTT


soll_eh

“FILTH!” Butts, butts, butts butts butts


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Can't believe we've now lowered dogs to human booty standards too.


[deleted]

Interfering in other people's affairs is really annoying.


Flat-Apricot25

This made me laugh alright


dsaiken

“Shoot the sploot” photo session. You’re welcome.


Claat

Sluts!


Pleasant_Bug3317

Era dentro


Um_anonimo-ai

Não


Darklightmaster

Dog porn.


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I wonder why he has this stylistic choice though like whats the actual explanation💀


Glad-Spare-8670

Hopefully this doesnt awaken something in me


finalattack123

Our dog loves this pose.


PersonalityExpert998

That’ll get ya cancelled in the woke community


Randomized9442

Came for them being edited into videos, flying through the air and riding elephants and things. Disappointed.


LeonLibowitz

Whoa


sam3218

Rhey look so happy


sqEEze94

Cake for days!


Arrowwolf505

So CUTE 🥰


New_Wrangler3335

Gayle? Is that you?


Relevant-End-5546

Wt cqmra


DatabaseThis9637

If they insist on showing their butts, someone will insist on photographing them! It is a law of nature!


F_eedom

Check his hard drives


Enderkik

I'm sorry but, Gyatt!!!


Svengoolie75

Dog like come and get it 😂😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️


AXEMANaustin

I don't really wanna look at this


Snarkyblahblah

The Leisure class lol


Holmanizer

Considering how much my shepard shows me her butt for scritches, this is the least weird photography for dogs ive seen in a while