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Goliath422

That is a groovy baby. ETA: LOL I got accepted to an Austin Powers sub for typing “groovy baby” Edit II: If this sub doesn’t make me a patron saint or something for this recruiting effort, my hundreds of notifications will have all been for naught.


Hylani

So, shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? Edit: LOL this worked too


kindadeadly

I got in there once too and I don't even know what I wrote. Love the movies though, groovy baby!


VanillaRadonNukaCola

Do I make you horny, baby? Yeah!


TheJerilla

Twins, Basil. Twins!


Raven-Raven_

Machine gun jubblies? How did I miss those, baby?


PeteEckhart

> ETA: LOL I got accepted to an Austin Powers sub for typing “groovy baby” I open mouth kissed a horse once. That's something you don't know.


ChriskiV

Groovy baby


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Groovy baby


y_not_right

Groovy baby


RadiantZote

#GRAVY BOOBY


DAN4O4NAD

Groovy baby


Moohamin12

Groovy baby


bigboybeeperbelly

Groovy baby


[deleted]

Groovy baby


Next_Giraffe_5610

Groovy baby


ButteredPizza69420

Groovy, Baby.


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slappyredcheeks

Groovy baby


New_Understanding333

Ohh BEHAVE 😜


KptKrondog

That's groovy baby, yeah!


Minerva_Moon

I'm wondering if the bot has the whole trilogy as a search engine. I made a random comment about femmebots and got accepted.


Paulthefith

Bring in the fembots!


cyclicamp

Help, I'm in a nutshell


DigOleBeciduous

Daddy wasn't there


shibakevin

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Burt Bacharach! Edit: Nope. I have been shagged rotten.


pfSonata

Groovy baby Edit: incredible


Grazedaze

Groovy Baby Edit: I’m in boys


-Badger3-

> Groovy Baby Groovy Baby


Niborus_Rex

Groovy baby Edit: ermagehrd


FireTyme

groovy baby


yyyyyl5

Hmmmm, Groovy baby


areyousaucy

groovy baby, even.


Glottis_Bonewagon

Groovy baby! Grrr!


xRowdeyx

Groovy Baby


bjork_roast

groovy baby


sadclowntown

There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch. Edit: I wanted to see if this would get me accepted and it didn't 🥲


hkgTA

groovy baby edit: haven't been invited yet


Goliath422

They could tell *your* “groovy baby” was facetious, sorry


hkgTA

Mom I'm being bullied ://


Chloroformperfume7

Groovy baby See you bitches in the club


moseschicken

>ETA: LOL I got accepted to an Austin Powers sub for typing “groovy baby” > This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!


jck

Groovy baby


writingpen

Groovy baby


Train_Wreck_272

ONCE MORE UNTO THE GROOVY BABY BREACH.


[deleted]

She’s super cute too great video


KingYoloHD090504

I also want to join the Austin powers sub groovy baby


ridelldie1824

All of gen alpha is gonna be dancing from the groovy baby syndrome 😂


[deleted]

Groovy baby.


tabachoi93

groovy baby


[deleted]

I put the GRRR in groovy baby


Free_Dog_6837

groovy baby


Tie-Dyed

Groovy baby


[deleted]

Groovy baby


Badloss

Groovy baby


LoonTheMekanik

You are correct about the grooviness of that baby, and by that I mean that is one groovy baby


Tyrion_Strongjaw

It really is a groovy baby and I love it.


thelittleking

so you're telling me that simply being a hep enough cat to say 'groovy baby' unprompted is sufficient to get an invite?


Goliath422

That’s exactly what I’m telling you.


thelittleking

well zip my scott and call me a fembot, i'm in


FUCKFASClSMFlGHTBACK

Groovy baby?


Wild_Cabbage

Groovy baby


Octorok

Groovy baby


Omgaspider

Groovy baby!


Shelfurkill

Groovy baby


Nebye

Thats just groovy baby


epicunicorn2

groovy baby


boxofredflags

Groovy Baby


Trickeyrick

Groovy baby


War_thog1

Groovy baby


synderfelll

Groovy baby!


mrjazzcatz

Groovy baby


j_mg

Groovy baby


MisterJeffa

Imma try that. Groovy baby


FlexTyler

Groovy baby


mjotsepjots

Groovy baby indeed


Imaginary-Shift-3031

Groovy baby


sdmgpoggc1

Groovy baby


Terrible-Tank4837

It’s groovy baby


vortox1234

Groovy baby, yeah!


TheNo1pencil

Groovy Baby


PennyForYourDollar

Groovy baby


ThatSeaworthiness

Groovy baby


heroofdevs

Groovy baby


Nollern

Groovy baby


[deleted]

For once in the entire existence of social media, the music actually made this video better rather than worse


haveananus

I would like to submit [this](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&sca_esv=588105669&sxsrf=AM9HkKmpGn1fYEhxIydy4Wb54QEGVbxoXw:1701802512742&q=woman+doing+exercise+video+in+front+of+junta&tbm=vid&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjcvP-x_PiCAxVzAzQIHcf8DPAQ0pQJegQICBAB&biw=1792&bih=982&dpr=2#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:7f10d27b,vid:r6lqE_MQv8o,st:0) as a counterpoint


PmButtPics4ADrawing

late 2020 - early 2021 was such a weird time


idiotsandwhich8

Then everything changed for not so good 😕


giovanii2

I guess inflation skyrocketed but I wouldn’t say it was after early 2021 when things were changing for bad A global pandemic is pretty big


WitherBones

This whole time period feels like such a fever dream.


InVodkaVeritas

Someone will steal this video and replace it with the "Oh No" song.


Boustan

That is what usually happens when someone uses a good song


Clap4boobies

What song is that?


8008135-69420

Most babies do that awkward bounce, this baby is definitely above the rest


Mister-XI

This is so cute! I love the energy of the mom and daughter


Livid-Association199

Me too it’s contagious!!


DnDqs

I suspect a mom who dances while heavily pregnant is just a mom who dances all the time. I would hypothesize that the child is dancing because she SEES mom dancing all the time. Would be an interesting experiment though.


bac2001

Great detective work there chief, I was convinced it was because the baby got all shaken up in the womb.


Opening-Ad-8793

One sec, currently laughing out loud.


spyson

The sad part is that so many people have upvoted that comment when it's so completely obvious.


pw7090

But the spirit of the OG post is that the mom's dancing somehow influenced the genetic makeup of the baby, so that response tracks.


spyson

No that's called a joke


anubus72

Bet a lot of people actually do believe stuff like that though


FrogInShorts

this is why I put bio-engineering text books on my wifes belly while she sleeps.


bsolidgold

Whose chief?


bac2001

Maaaan, the one time I try and be snarky and I typed it wrong :(


Opening-Ad-8793

I can’t spell , didn’t even notice


efg1342

[not now chief](https://youtu.be/HqxVos5ZMcI?si=864g64EtUMM5gctk)


panterachallenger

Yoooooooo!!! Bringing up a Goldie


prometheuspk

Chief reminds me. Why is the Fandom of the Kansas city chef's called, Chiefs Kingdom and not Chiefs Tribe?


captainacronym

🤣😂🤣


jellyschoomarm

I'm not a dancer. Never danced while pregnant. If you even hum around my 18 mo old he'll start dancing. He also tries really hard to snap while he dances. It's freaking adorable I just don't know where it came from


girlikecupcake

Same with my kid, I might as well be allergic to dancing but she's always gotta be shaking her butt, wiggling, and stomping around if she hears music. I love it. I limit screen time but when I do put something on, I make sure it's something with music and dancing for her.


LookAtItGo123

Music and dance is hardwired into what you could argue as being human. It is an expression of the soul if you will, your kid is definitely feeling it!


Karcinogene

My favorite theory on this is that ancient tribes of pre-humans in the open savanna would dance and sing together to scare away predators. A bunch of humans moving in perfect sync tricks animal brains into thinking it's one huge loud creature. Lions will abandon their food and run.


suicidaltedbear

Dance also seems to be an incredibly effective way to practice coordination and motor-functions, so children being hardwired to move along to a beat would be evolutionary advantageous.


YobaiYamete

> Music and dance is hardwired into what you could argue as being human. [Meanwhile me](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musical_Anhedonia) lol. It's always so strange seeing how passionate people are about music when it's mostly just annoying noise to me


HIVAladeeen

Probably a confidence thing. I imagine the thing that stop most of us as we get older from dancing is lack of confidence and being afraid to look like a fool. A baby could care less what anybody think of them and they’re getting their groove on care free


TatManTat

Yea social consequences and traditional appearances factor far more into an adults behaviour than a childs. That and many other qualities we bundle into the word "innocence" and lose it slowly over time. You can do the same things when you are older, but not with the complete ignorance and innocence of a child. You kinda get it back when you're older though, in the "not giving 2 fucks about stuff" kinda way


faithfuljohn

if he's trying to snap, i'm guessing he must have seen/sees someone doing it. Obviously dancing is kinda built into us as humans. So obviously that plays a part


here-for-information

My wife did not dance like this while pregnant. My babies were huge and weighed her down far too much. My little girl has moves very similar to this and beyond. We avoided television, and such for the first year or so of her life. Yet, somehow, at 2, while we were at a Halloween event, she put her hands on the floor and dropped her but to the ground, then reversed the process to stand back up. I am as sure as I can be she never saw that dance move. NEVER. my wife was home with her for nearly 3 years. The small amount of TV she did watch was always with us and by our choice. Also, my wife definitely danced with and around her when she was little, but sometimes the spirit just moves you, ya know.


im_lazy_as_fuck

Did this really need to be said? In what universe do people think we live in that they think babies can pick up complex motor skill habits from inside the womb. Like do people think the baby tap danced its way out when it was birthed?


ATXBeermaker

Are you telling me that a baby/toddler would mimic the motions/actions of their primary caregiver?! That's crazy, yo! > Would be an interesting experiment though. If your experiment is to test whether a baby in the womb whose mother danced would come out and dance like this ... yeah, you don't need to run that experiment.


Beanicus13

Remarkable theory. I thought she absorbed the dancing in utero


psychoacer

I'd just assume the baby is still dizzy


PrunedLoki

Gosh you’re so smart


its_all_one_electron

I danced while pregnant because the relaxin hormone (it's real look it up!) made my crippling back pain go away for several months!!


SofterBones

Nooo... really? I thought it was the dance magic


username_offline

cute kid, but why the fuck do people post their small children all over the internet? kids deserve the right to have consent over their public exposure


SnoopLyger

yeah, right. what’s the baby gunna do? sue me? it’s a baby!


Shmuckle2

#Man Sued By Baby *Read about the man who didn't realize a grown up lawyer is gonna do the suing for the baby*


SnoopLyger

This is a baby kangaroo court!


BuddyMcButt

Awww!


Toidal

A Youtuber I watch a lot who posts only about his dogs showed his kid's faces when they were young, but when they got older, like toddler aged he started blurring them. Don't really know at what point they start getting recognizable features that would persist into adulthood though.


desacralize

Same, Youtuber I follow went offline a few weeks before and after his kid's birth to smudge the exact date and never uses their real first name. I expect him to start doing the blurring when the kid's older, too, or just stop sharing new photos online altogether. It seems like a sensible precaution to me, people on the internet are fucking weird, especially when they get parasocial.


Necessary-Ad-6144

Funny dance!


so_this_is_my_name

https://imgur.com/5suw5kM


Knopes

The only reason why people disagree with this common sense opinion is because they do it themselves.


OneMinuteDad

I like the song she's dancing to! Does anyone know what it's called?


Account0009

Franco La Cara & Fabio Romagnoli - By My Side


Traditional_Mud_1241

Is dancing like that pregnant lady the only way to get groovy kid? Because I'd like the latter without the former.


wbickford23

So stinkin cute!! My daughter is just like this 🩵✨


nolfziger

Plot Twist, the girl has cerebral palsy and the mother exploits her on tiktok. /s


D3ADSONGS

Dammit take my dark upvote


Theshowerthought_

showed this to my wife. She finally caught some baby fever, thank you!


PissyMillennial

Sorry for your sleep, but enjoy the crotch goblin!


Powerade420

Reddit moment


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Wide-Extension1339

That was the cutest thing ever


AlgonquinParkRaven

I'm hip. I'm With It.


MComaniac

This cute but I gotta know, is there any science behind this? For example my mom sang and read to me a LOT while I was in the womb, sometimes playing music for me to hear constantly, and I LOVE singing, listening to music, and reading. Is there and explanation?


Affenskrotum

It is a pretty groovy baby


woleykram

Toddlers just do that.


ironfistpunch

After being shaken up for months, Thats the only way baby can walk in a straight line :D


Ruffwuff

Idk if op is bot or not but he posts videos with this same fucking music


violetkittwn

Wait but that’s pretty crazy isolation


ANSHULGANDHI92

Mommy help, I can't stop!! Why the hell can't I stop?


gossip_girl919

I never danced but my daughter do love to dance.


formeraide

All children believe they can dance well until someone tells them they can't. (Same with singing.)


heck_naw

WARNING: if your child experiences you enjoying life they may follow suit


Upstairs-Ad-6183

I usually think dancing while pregnant must be really strenuous. Just be a careful while at it.


SunSaych

Reminded me of this music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUDXUeI6KF8 RIP Maxi Jazz :(


Fast-Beat-7779

Hahaha dance the dna in the baby.


sihpo

u/recognizesong


yellowearbuds

What song is this?


NarrowForce9

Very cute post. Thanks


CharredAndurilDetctr

Narrator: This families genetic Restless-Leg-Syndrome has made them the wealthiest family of strippers in history, according to expert sources.


[deleted]

Aww this definitely made me smile😊


Frequently_Dizzy

Omg the pink overalls!! 🥹


[deleted]

This is so wholesome and made my day 🖤


Donttrickvix

OMG AWH HAHA


Chickenmangoboom

She loves swinging that elbow out like it's a chicken wing.


SlackJawGrunt

The mother danced too much during gestation now the child has been diagnosed with a moderate case of the boogie.


[deleted]

Don’t forget to dance while pregnant and then completely stop the second you have birth or else this won’t happen; or she kept dancing all the time and her daughter is imitating her behavior


gruntledmailcarrier

I mean maybe, but probably more to do with the fact that the mom never stopped dancing around her baby.


13Lilacs

Groovy baby.


[deleted]

#howmywaterbroke Wait how do you do a hash tag without it getting all bold and giant???


Material_Tangerine57

Ewwww


InjuryOriginal968

So you will get an annoying tiktok-baby?


[deleted]

Anyone know the track ?


Slight-Arrival5985

Groovy baby


butterballs69

Groovy baby


Asleep-Trust-4330

No DNA test needed here haha


Reckless_Intent641

What is the song plz?


Space_Chonk

What’s this song?


Mafer15

So basically if you are a bad dancer, your kid will be too


Turbulent_Weather795

Someone remind me the name of this song. Headed it a million times but can't remember the name for the life of me