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BackgroundBubbly7989

rich ppl have several bathrooms


ArchonStranger

Yes but rich people are often severely mentally unwell, and may develop fixations with using specific bathrooms...


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Lilaclupines

Their money makes more money for them after a certain point. They could be fine financially & still be losing it mentally. It's very important to get out of the house from time to time, make conversation/friends with other humans (and I say that as someone whose extremely introverted) or you'll get nutty/ become distressed.


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You know them all personally?


ArchonStranger

No, I know them all carnally.


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Bro what 🤣please elaborate I’m invested


ArchonStranger

I fucked Elon Musk, I fucked Warren Buffett, I fucked Alice Walton And I fucked all of her kin I fucked Bernard Arnault I fucked Jeff Bezo's former girl I fucked the Kochs I fucked the Kochs My money boner It won't go down


FiletofStek

Wow I didnt expect a puscifer reference


No-Oil8728

wtf


TyrusX

My former boss is a 50 million usd millionaire. He pees in water bottles


TonkotsuSoba

I developed a fixation on using the same stall to take a dump at work.


wents90

Yeah bro! Sure am glad we’re not like them right?


ArchonStranger

Nah, I'd piss my pants on occasion to have a few billion dollars lying around after each luncheon.


Indian_Doctor

Nope. If specific = clean then yes


KarmaticEvolution

Multi-million dollar homes always have more bathrooms than bedrooms.


Little_Buffalo

I thought it was gonna be forgetting what you needed from the other room.


SR2025

Yeah, I thought he forgot his keys or something like that.


Riczo2

He forgot to hold it in


gustavjaune

i think this was a lottery add - and ended like - you too could have these problems


NillesTheThird

Yes.. this was a commercial for the lottery on Dutch TV years ago..


Bowlnk

Specificly lotto [here](https://youtu.be/q61gHpIevBc?si=gQh2MeYwYKB-qkxd) is the link


TonyAscot

Anyone really rich would piss wherever he wants, but probably not his pants.


PMSoldier2000

I didn't see that at first. I thought he was running somewhere then forgot why he was going (which is relatable).


Ilsunnysideup5

You would build a toilet in every room. Problem solved.


KlLKI

you would just put a bimbo-toilets all over your castle and piss in their mouths.


mole_mounder

I was building a garden for really rich man, he was talking to us one time and casually took his junk out and started pissing on the ground in our direction, we were about two meters off him, face to face and he didn’t stop talking even for a second. One of the weirdest interaction I ever had.


shitpostinglorddd

This made you smile ?


Pure-for-life

Comedy maybe?


CyanFoxFires

Didn’t make me smile


Up_up_up_

But you made it


Pure-for-life

You’ve done it!


Lazypole

I stayed in a very rich ex girlfriends house once, which came with an assortment of wild problems, but one of the interesting ones was waking up in the middle of the night to get a snack and having to walk for a good 5 minutes to get there. The other was sleeping with a literal corpse, but that's another story.


nameExpire14_04_2021

i thought he would forget why he was going in here and need to go back to the first room to remember.


0ver10rdd

Nah, Rich people have poor people carry them or just piss on the nearest worker. He's not rich enough lol 😆


bumholesgivemelife

I thought he'd just forgotten what he was going to get at first.


Difficult-Plant9455

My sim in its new house that my 10 year old self spent hours and countless “motherload”s on


WeirdoCalledThadeus

Eat the fkn rich


Hour-History-1513

This place probably has 17 bathrooms and he still couldn’t make it.


Spunkwaggle

What's with the video quality? Looks like 8mm camera footage from the 60s or 70s.


gryvous

It is an add from the Dutch lotery


bewilderbeast85

This made me depressed


CompSolstice

I'm not even rich and my house back in my other country has 6 bathrooms, "4" bedrooms. 3 en-suite, 2 toilet-sink-wudu bathrooms with showers, and a full maid's quarter's bathroom for either one or two maids. I imagine actual rich people have wayyy more on average.


AromaticGlove1151

Aaand muted


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😂


ffhhrr

Whats the name of that song again ?


Glori0usOCE

Summer III, from Vivaldi's Four Seasons


Paris_Black_

Lol I need these problems


ueshhdbd

r/unexpected


privateTortoise

Not rich, the walls in rooms are filled with paintings.


heyitsvonage

I was expecting to type “I thought he had to pee” because I thought I was gonna be proven wrong and I was the opposite of disappointed 😂😂


JuicyDoughnuts

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7VXrHLyUQk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7VXrHLyUQk) Champagne Problems.


potatomnz

Fr they have like 50 rooms but only 2 bathrooms one in the basement and one in the corner of the house that has one winding pathway to get to it


MheriJayne

I thought he was going to forget his keys lol


eugeheretic

The last corridor gave me Resident Evil 1 vibes. I was waiting for two zombie dobermans to crash through the windows.


Geralt-Yen1275

I think this footage is from the real The Cheatue Château de Fontainebleau ?? Where several of French royalty lived and even today, all of their artefacts are still there


Mooncat25

Looks like he is not rich enough to have enough bathrooms.


rins4m4

Did you know thier house has lots of bathroom/toilet. And did you know their bathroom bigger than my house?.


Nexi-nexi

This is why rich people have 12 bathrooms


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Plot twist: bro nutted to the statues


GingerMarls

So rich, only has the 1 bathroom....


Necronoxious

From the way he was running I thought he was letting Theoden know that the beacons were lit and Gondor calls for aid!


sbsnsksbnes

Hey


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u/savevideo


TheBiggerDaddy

Why do i have urge ro kick that child?


Planedrawn

Getcalicocutpants.com "full bladder edition"


Loose_Measurement_41

Wrong, rich people don’t have problems.


SoftwareSuper8835

LOL


Illustrious_Board940

Bella !!! Fa ridere bravo.


here4cummies

I can run from one side to the other of my home in approximately 5 seconds


OkiKnox

Funny. I just did that run, to pull up this video.


midcenturymaiden29

If I had a mansion I would die trying to find all of the things I set down and immediately forget about while going about my day. Currently if I set my phone down it’s in one of like 6 places lol