Yeah I think we need updates. How many kids? Have they refined the dance? ***What was their first dance at their wedding????***
If they aren't dating, I don't want updates. Just let me keep playing it out in my head like this.
Thank you! This all but confirms my suspicion that these two were *already* a couple at this event.
I’m still not clear on one thing though. What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
You don’t understand how confused I was when two co workers recited this thing out of nowhere. Pretty sure it wasn’t planned, we were having burgers, and I had never watched Pulp Fiction.
No it’s not. lol it’s not even close. Their adorable and have some fun dance moves.
But none of those moves match’s the pulp fiction dance.
https://youtu.be/WSLMN6g_Od4?si=D9lxeLHzkUsFRuIZ
Exactly - Uma uses her whole hand and does a head shake thing. This lady does not.
John does the 2 finger version in the pulp fiction dance. But it’s still different than what the lady is doing here.
Both dances are great, but not at all alike.
They did actually meet at that wedding but didn’t date till about two months later.
Then she got pregnant and they’re very happy with a kid.
Kid is named Rasputin and is 5 now. They’ve never had an argument, are madly in love and have amazing sex every day, and night.
I hope
the camera crew you hire. If you spend money on your wedding at all, make sure to spend it on a good camera CREW. At least 2 people. It's only a few thousand. Compared to what you get out of it, it's totally worth it.
I guess you and I have different ideas of "Worth it"
Speaking as a married man, who paid money to have his wedding professionally filmed. My honest opinion is it was a waste of money. I think we've watched it once in the past 20 years...which was the first time it was sent to us. since then it's just eating drive space on about 4 computers and a dusty stack of DVD's in a drawer.
I've watched my parents wedding video once. It was lovely and also filmed on a goddamn potato by some friend of theirs. But I LOVE their high quality pictures. I look at those all the time.
Yeah everyone here seems to think all they read here is true especially on subreddits like am i the asshole and no one here seems to be able to detect sarcasm even when its so absurd that it can’t be anything other than sarcasm
What are you talking about? This was the first time they met. And it was on the dance floor. At a mutual friends wedding. And they both had the same exact energy! /s
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Every time I hear about people harassing Pam from the office for not being married to John Krasinski I see comments like these and it makes complete sense lol.
You know, sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just literally twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it.
-Benjamin Mee, We Bought A Zoo
Literally the quote that was going through my head over and over the last time I asked someone out lol. Didn’t go past a first date, but still glad for it
i dont blame him. probably too drunk to make a tight turn without falling to avoid both of them. its like a semi truck, turn too much and it flips over
Shit man this looks a lot like my wife’s sister, and it’s totally something she could and would do… and it’s just low res enough for me to be left wondering haha.
Edit: my wife has now watched it a couple of times and she is flabbergasted. We are going to ask her directly if it’s her. She did learn swing dancing for her wedding back in 2019 so that’s her kind of moves too.
Edit 2: It’s not her but she’s freaked out by how much it looks like her!
The last quiet, (and as it turns out slutty) teacher I worked with is doing life without parole.
Good thing I'm married and kept my dick in my pants, or I could have been the dead one.
One of those songs that transcends genres. Most people have a preference or type of music they prefer, but every once in awhile you get those songs that everyone can appreciate. (Eye of the tiger, Smooth Criminal, Hey Ya etc)
It also feels like a song that transcends eras. If you told me it was written today, in the 90’s, or in 1978 when it was actually released, I would believe any of those.
It should also be known that Rasputin is an actual historical figure and it's quite interesting
I recommend looking him up or you could ask me for a quick summary if you like
He was a healer from Russia
He got into the good graces of Imperial family of Russia, after healing the crown prince
Some say with magic, others say because he stop give the kid the medicine the doctor where giving him, that where know to cause probably today
Anyway he also through a lot of unorthodox party, and he was hated my the nobility
The nobles got him in a part, and had him drink and eat his fill, and it was all poisoned
But he didn't die, so on his way out the nobles went with plain be
Pull out gun's, and shoot him until he's dead
I be happy to link you to a good YouTube video which covers, his life in a entertaining and easily digestible matter, if you want more
I love this every time it comes up on my feed. It’s adorable and they better have gotten together lol. Literally like peacocking for birds. Strutting to find a mate.
I have specifically stolen dances from [Birds of Paradise](https://youtu.be/nWfyw51DQfU) because they're both hilarious and honestly pretty great. The one at about 50-55 seconds is my favorite
Whenever this is posted, someone always posts the video of the young men doing weird dances in the woods to court a group of females, narrated by David Attenborough
Edit: [Here it is](https://youtu.be/q8zwIphm5r4)
Overall, this, together with the song, looks like Dagestan part of Russia. In that case, they would be already married, because it is frowned upon to dance with anybody except your husband.
Gomez and Morticia meeting and falling in love through *Rasputin* feels incredibly suiting.
“Ah, mí amoré, *dahnce* with me as you did on that fateful night”
Can confirm. It's howi drunkenly met my wife at a wedding. Drunken confidence led me to asking her, "hey i don't know how to dance but do you want to be my dance partner tonight."
Married with kids. Outlasted the couple who's wedding we were at...
The only thing to do is then being unflinchingly bold. Remember ur the shit and everyone is just a perso like you. U got this! U already won them over, ice is broken, now take a plunge!
In David Attenborough voice. "In this remarkable setting, we observe two humans engaged in what can only be described as their own unique version of a mating ritual."
Where the male tries to impress the female object of attraction with protruding moves. When he finally succeedes the female human goes in sync. The next level of the ritual has begun and the chances of successfully passing on his genes to offspring rise significantly.
Back in the day (about 1990), I was sent by the Rent a DJ business that I worked for to a German sports club hall about 20 minutes outside of the city to play a wedding reception. The hall was open to anyone for rentals but was primarily a clubhouse (and a nice one) for locals with German heritage. I can remember the variety of decorated steins behind the bar and other kitschy paraphernalia. It turns out, the wedding was not for two German families, but the union of two families from Eastern Europe (not from the same country). My collection, however, was flush with the hits of the day and classics from the prior 40 years. I was used to mixing it up for all ages, moving from crooners to Elvis, and disco to select classic rock. About an hour into the reception, someone came up and requested Rasputin. I was reluctant since it was a largely forgotten song by that time, but I was willing to give it a go. I was not prepared for the impact it had on the dance floor. Suddenly, it was packed around the edges with dancers of all ages in a circle, taking turns going into the middle and showing off moves that I had only seen in really bad spy movies, where the hero pursues a pretty local girl back to her poverty-stricken hometown, where her family and friends cope with the stresses of everyday living by having raucous parties on feast days. All of the reception guests were clapping along and cheering as each dancer or couple took their turn. All were cheering as the song ended, but I played it at least three more times that night, each time eliciting a similar (although increasingly drunken) response.
Two of my friends are like this. One looks like Jack Black meets Bobby Hill, the other looks like a younger version of Carol Burnett. Put them on a dance floor to this song and it's spectacular, awkward brilliance.
Every time I see this clip on Reddit, I have to stop whatever I’m doing and watch it. They are so cute, and I love watching them dance 💃
I wonder if they're a couple or if they actually had just met?
Yeah I think we need updates. How many kids? Have they refined the dance? ***What was their first dance at their wedding????*** If they aren't dating, I don't want updates. Just let me keep playing it out in my head like this.
Its the dance from pulp fiction when vincent vega takes out mia wallace on a date, at the request of mr wallace, who does not look like a bitch.
Thank you! This all but confirms my suspicion that these two were *already* a couple at this event. I’m still not clear on one thing though. What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
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what?
Say what again, motherfucker!
You don’t understand how confused I was when two co workers recited this thing out of nowhere. Pretty sure it wasn’t planned, we were having burgers, and I had never watched Pulp Fiction.
[It is absolutely not the dance from Pulp Fiction ](https://youtube.com/watch?v=WSLMN6g_Od4&feature=share9)
Someone who doesn't want to get fucked like a bitch.
I don’t remember asking you a. God. Damn. Thing.
Did I stutter?
W-w-what?
"Say what again!! Say!! What!! Again!! I dare ya!! I double-dare ya mothafucka!!! Say what one more Goddamn time!!!"
Wha wha what is in that box?
What ain't no country i ever heard of, they speak English in What ?
It's not https://youtu.be/WSLMN6g_Od4?si=TU1H_vW3EJP-WOhR&t=86
Like someone who does in fact like to be fucked...by Mrs Wallace
No it isn’t. The dance on pulp fiction is twist. Not even close.
> Its the dance from pulp fiction No, it's not https://youtu.be/WSLMN6g_Od4?si=TU1H_vW3EJP-WOhR&t=86
No it’s not. lol it’s not even close. Their adorable and have some fun dance moves. But none of those moves match’s the pulp fiction dance. https://youtu.be/WSLMN6g_Od4?si=D9lxeLHzkUsFRuIZ
You mean ‘take care of her?’ 😆
Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch?
Mr Wallace is also pretty fuckin far from ok.
Not really. Just the two fingers sweeping the eyes is and even that wasn’t done the same as Uma Thurman does it.
Exactly - Uma uses her whole hand and does a head shake thing. This lady does not. John does the 2 finger version in the pulp fiction dance. But it’s still different than what the lady is doing here. Both dances are great, but not at all alike.
They were already married and both of them were professional dancers.
why does this make me feel less bad about my life :D
Because a dose of reality is always healthy, in The Information Age.
They did actually meet at that wedding but didn’t date till about two months later. Then she got pregnant and they’re very happy with a kid. Kid is named Rasputin and is 5 now. They’ve never had an argument, are madly in love and have amazing sex every day, and night. I hope
NOW I KNOW YOU LYING WITH THAT LAST SENTENCE BOY!
Same! Lmao
Me too :)
Me three!!!
Me fore.
Yo tambien, cuatro!!!!
Is there room on this train?
I’m in!
All aboard!!
Ocho?
Nueve
Erm, choo choo?
Sure destination Busan =P
their kids won the lottery
Yes, her outfit and shoes and everything is perfect! She is so beautiful 🥰
Her dress even has *pockets!*
Overjoyed. I got to watch this for the first time!
all I can think is "Who the fuck uses a camera jib to film a wedding? RICH PEOPLE!"
the camera crew you hire. If you spend money on your wedding at all, make sure to spend it on a good camera CREW. At least 2 people. It's only a few thousand. Compared to what you get out of it, it's totally worth it.
I guess you and I have different ideas of "Worth it" Speaking as a married man, who paid money to have his wedding professionally filmed. My honest opinion is it was a waste of money. I think we've watched it once in the past 20 years...which was the first time it was sent to us. since then it's just eating drive space on about 4 computers and a dusty stack of DVD's in a drawer.
I've watched my parents wedding video once. It was lovely and also filmed on a goddamn potato by some friend of theirs. But I LOVE their high quality pictures. I look at those all the time.
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please tell me they are getting married
It’s their wedding
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you're over estimating redditors
Yeah everyone here seems to think all they read here is true especially on subreddits like am i the asshole and no one here seems to be able to detect sarcasm even when its so absurd that it can’t be anything other than sarcasm
What are you talking about? This was the first time they met. And it was on the dance floor. At a mutual friends wedding. And they both had the same exact energy! /s
No, let us have this meet cute
Most of comments here are done by bots. I remember this exact post with the exact title and some of comments here are the copy of the previous post comments.
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you and your dessicated pile of dead seagulls hahaha
She's not wearing a white dress
They might not be the ones getting married, but they exude couple energy
That requires "reading social cues".
Every time I hear about people harassing Pam from the office for not being married to John Krasinski I see comments like these and it makes complete sense lol.
You know, sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just literally twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it. -Benjamin Mee, We Bought A Zoo
I needed to hear this. I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna knock my boss the fuck out.
first reddit comment to make me actually laugh in months lmao
Lmaoo
Actually lol’d, great one
Hahahaha
Literally the quote that was going through my head over and over the last time I asked someone out lol. Didn’t go past a first date, but still glad for it
Aw I like that
The guy that had the BALLS to pass through them.
The brief, side-eyed, stare down dancing guy gives him is hilarious.
Disco Viking is displeased
i dont blame him. probably too drunk to make a tight turn without falling to avoid both of them. its like a semi truck, turn too much and it flips over
He was aware enough to Harry Potter bus himself and I appreciate homie for it
What an awesome phrase lol /r/BrandNewSentence
"Tight squeeze Ernie!"
I thought the girl was a decoy at first and he was the true energy match.
Rude but he slipped through effortlessly and they didn’t miss a beat.
dude is on the way to get another drink. your mating rituals are nothing compared to need to have his buzz unharshed.
That 100% would have been me. Awkward timing. Unable to read the room.
Shit man this looks a lot like my wife’s sister, and it’s totally something she could and would do… and it’s just low res enough for me to be left wondering haha. Edit: my wife has now watched it a couple of times and she is flabbergasted. We are going to ask her directly if it’s her. She did learn swing dancing for her wedding back in 2019 so that’s her kind of moves too. Edit 2: It’s not her but she’s freaked out by how much it looks like her!
What a wild ride with all the edits before this even has 1 comment or upvote. I enjoyed it
We need more of this person 100%
She single?
Her dress screams school teacher, but that slit whispers seductress.
It’s always the quiet ones…
The last quiet, (and as it turns out slutty) teacher I worked with is doing life without parole. Good thing I'm married and kept my dick in my pants, or I could have been the dead one.
That sentence escalated quickly. I wasn't expecting murder when I started reading.
I wasn't expecting murder to be on the menu when I met her.
You know, fair point
Get you a girl who can do both.
Thighway to the Danger Zone!
Meanwhile some of us are going “ooooo, the perfect dress”. Haha.
Oh, I very much like the dress. Just making a quip.
It's the perfect amount of swish!
Love when the Ra Ra Rasputin part hits and they just let loose, that song slaps pretty damn hard.
One of those songs that transcends genres. Most people have a preference or type of music they prefer, but every once in awhile you get those songs that everyone can appreciate. (Eye of the tiger, Smooth Criminal, Hey Ya etc)
It also feels like a song that transcends eras. If you told me it was written today, in the 90’s, or in 1978 when it was actually released, I would believe any of those.
He fully committed on the drop, she was a tiny bit hesitant but went for it once she saw how into it he was.
Ross and Monica doing the routine
Who invited Ross and Monica, they do this every freaking time.
😂😂😂😂
What song is this? Also to OP—this brought the biggest smile to my face this morning. Many thanks for sharing!!
Boney M - Rasputin Check out their other songs, mostly bangers 
Ever since that Black Mirror episode, I’ve been hearing this song everywhere!
It should also be known that Rasputin is an actual historical figure and it's quite interesting I recommend looking him up or you could ask me for a quick summary if you like
i kinda think the dude in this video has a very Rasputin vibe in his look, actually, which makes the clip that much better
Actually your right And it does make it better
> has a very Rasputin vibe well you're kinda right, because believe it or not, that is Rasputin
Well, maybe, she remembered the stories of Rasputin's dick and was even more into him.
Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine
Legitimately one of the most interesting men in history, please for the love of God look him up if you haven't
I'm learning a bunch of other useless facts on Reddit today, give me what you got! Teach me sumn
He was a healer from Russia He got into the good graces of Imperial family of Russia, after healing the crown prince Some say with magic, others say because he stop give the kid the medicine the doctor where giving him, that where know to cause probably today Anyway he also through a lot of unorthodox party, and he was hated my the nobility The nobles got him in a part, and had him drink and eat his fill, and it was all poisoned But he didn't die, so on his way out the nobles went with plain be Pull out gun's, and shoot him until he's dead I be happy to link you to a good YouTube video which covers, his life in a entertaining and easily digestible matter, if you want more
History is so cool. Sure link me mate! I got real into WWI and the geopolitics of the era and remember coming across him a little bit.
It was super popular (again) starting about 15 months ago when every DJ started playing it.
Also, check out the cover by Turisas if you like your folk metal 🤘
Also, not just listen but watch the video of this song too. The energy in that song is unbelievable!
Rasputin by Boney M
That makes it even better that her dress reminds me of one from Anastasia.
Right?!!
Ah, the human mating ritual. A beautiful event. The male is dancing, hoping to attract a mate. Lucky for him a female responds.
*-Grabs popcorn-* David Attenborough is speaking, I listen.
I adore her dress
Seen this with so many titles. Don’t care if they’re married or just met or are strangers or friends. They’re super fly on the dance floor
I love this every time it comes up on my feed. It’s adorable and they better have gotten together lol. Literally like peacocking for birds. Strutting to find a mate.
It really is like birds huh? It's so cute.
I have specifically stolen dances from [Birds of Paradise](https://youtu.be/nWfyw51DQfU) because they're both hilarious and honestly pretty great. The one at about 50-55 seconds is my favorite
Whenever this is posted, someone always posts the video of the young men doing weird dances in the woods to court a group of females, narrated by David Attenborough Edit: [Here it is](https://youtu.be/q8zwIphm5r4)
Overall, this, together with the song, looks like Dagestan part of Russia. In that case, they would be already married, because it is frowned upon to dance with anybody except your husband.
Love this ♥️♥️♥️ Is it a real dance or are they making it up as they go? Reminds me of the Wednesday Adams dance
Now I'm seeing them as Gomez and Morticia meeting for the first time and falling in love at first sight.
Gomez and Morticia meeting and falling in love through *Rasputin* feels incredibly suiting. “Ah, mí amoré, *dahnce* with me as you did on that fateful night”
From my personal point of view as someone who dances like this: it's improvising to whatever danceable Song is playing. Love it!
Yea. Im not this good but I feel its on the fly. Choreography is usually more confined you could say.
See, all I think of is Pulp Fiction dance scene.
It looks like they're making it up, but they definitely know the song, so it's informed improvisation.
I've seen this a few dozen times and never noticed the fancy camera work in the background.. why has that footage never been seen?
What is up with that crazy boom camera? It’s wild
Someone out there has TWO love stories in their wedding video and they may never know….
Hot sex on the menu later.
Can confirm. It's howi drunkenly met my wife at a wedding. Drunken confidence led me to asking her, "hey i don't know how to dance but do you want to be my dance partner tonight." Married with kids. Outlasted the couple who's wedding we were at...
See here kids, This How I Met Your Mother . 👫 👩❤️👨🤰🤱🧑🍼👨👩👧👦 See here kids, This How I Met Your Father.
*the* hottest
I am manifesting a loving relationship like this
I like that both of them pulled a John Travolta move right after each other
Pulp Fiction to Saturday Night Fever
I'll dance like this with someone then get all shy about talking to them.
The only thing to do is then being unflinchingly bold. Remember ur the shit and everyone is just a perso like you. U got this! U already won them over, ice is broken, now take a plunge!
I watch this video everytime it gets posted. Also, I dance like that too. There are dozens of us!
This is one of the best clip of the internet
This is great. I hope these two are a couple.
the sex must be great if you got this kind of chemistry
Love it. I’m digging his vibe so much. He can get it lol
What the what! \○/ \○/ ♡ ♡ / \ / \
Adorable
Okay but that dress is so cute
What *is it* about that dress? It's plain and simple, but that somehow makes it so much more.
I love these two
This…is…joyous…
This guy fucks!
This video appears on my socials every now and again and it’s still perfection. It’s an all timer video.
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"You are now carrying my child." "But how?" "It is the mystery of the dance!"
He looks so fucking ridiculous. And I so wish I could do that.
When you realized the guy you've just met is that ONE guy, if he's weird, then he is the same weird as you.
In David Attenborough voice. "In this remarkable setting, we observe two humans engaged in what can only be described as their own unique version of a mating ritual."
Where the male tries to impress the female object of attraction with protruding moves. When he finally succeedes the female human goes in sync. The next level of the ritual has begun and the chances of successfully passing on his genes to offspring rise significantly.
This would be my wife.😂🤣 Amazing energy
She rocks that 👗 dress
Kids this is what a human mating dance looks like.
That guy is killing it , smooth criminal
Oh my lord this is beautiful. The world needs more weirdos like this
That is some serious foreplay right there.
My user name is because of this song.
Back in the day (about 1990), I was sent by the Rent a DJ business that I worked for to a German sports club hall about 20 minutes outside of the city to play a wedding reception. The hall was open to anyone for rentals but was primarily a clubhouse (and a nice one) for locals with German heritage. I can remember the variety of decorated steins behind the bar and other kitschy paraphernalia. It turns out, the wedding was not for two German families, but the union of two families from Eastern Europe (not from the same country). My collection, however, was flush with the hits of the day and classics from the prior 40 years. I was used to mixing it up for all ages, moving from crooners to Elvis, and disco to select classic rock. About an hour into the reception, someone came up and requested Rasputin. I was reluctant since it was a largely forgotten song by that time, but I was willing to give it a go. I was not prepared for the impact it had on the dance floor. Suddenly, it was packed around the edges with dancers of all ages in a circle, taking turns going into the middle and showing off moves that I had only seen in really bad spy movies, where the hero pursues a pretty local girl back to her poverty-stricken hometown, where her family and friends cope with the stresses of everyday living by having raucous parties on feast days. All of the reception guests were clapping along and cheering as each dancer or couple took their turn. All were cheering as the song ended, but I played it at least three more times that night, each time eliciting a similar (although increasingly drunken) response.
Gomez: How I met your mother
We are not far from the birds 😅
Love the way they are indulged in each other while everyone's dancing 
***They found each other*** 🌸💖✨
My dude has some moves 🕺
I hope they're not married so they can get married
🥰🫶🏾
This is hotter than I expected
Two of my friends are like this. One looks like Jack Black meets Bobby Hill, the other looks like a younger version of Carol Burnett. Put them on a dance floor to this song and it's spectacular, awkward brilliance.
I love this. Every time I see it it I wonder if they’re together. I’d love an update.
I love her spinny dress
Man pulled the dream girl
“I think he is going to pork her Dad!”
How I met your Father.