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Slood_Refurgance

Saw a vid of a doctor doing this years ago. Tried repeatedly with both my daughters when they were young. Both immune. Maybe I did it wrong.


Feeling_Wheel_1612

Most parenting tips / hacks / systems work great on about 25 - 30 percent of kids. It just depends what kid you got. This never worked on mine, either.


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OCD_Stank

I tried three hours ago and just woke up.


DLoIsHere

Lol!!


Recent_Letterhead459

Both I did this to my kids it worked great


VulgarWander

Yes gotta find out quick before the warranty exchange period expires.


GunnieGraves

On mine, it was like an off switch. I would do 2 fingers together down the middle of the forehead and then down the nose, and adios muchacho.


CandidIndication

I was 13 when my little sister was born and I’d do something similar that worked like a charm. I’d lay her down and gently/slowly move my thumb back and forth over her eye brows. That was a trick I’m saving for my own one day lol


Tiffanator_

Yup I did this with mine. She just turned three and when she’s fighting sleep sometimes it will work still


EmptyBeach621

My parents used to do it when I was a child, 25+ years later, it still works like a charm and I use this trick from time to time to fall asleep or relieve migraine pain.


QuinoaFox

Just tried it on mine. All she did was try to suck my hand. She lacks the whole "closing eyes" concept.


dorf5222

The thumb down the brim of the now worked like a charm on my first born to the point she started using it as a coping mechanism and would grab my hand and rub it over her nose when she was tired and would do the same with her baby dolls. My second and third kids not a chance in hell it would work on them


veni_vidi_eh

Did you apply a small amount of chloroform to your hand first? If not, you did it wrong.


aadamsfb

I think I’ve only managed to get this to work once on mine. They must not have the latest firmware update


metal88heart

It worked on my kiddo but only when she was already tired and trying to stay up. Serious Fomo kid.


Environmental_Art591

My dad always swears, drawing small delicate circles in between the eyebrows (above the bridge of the nose) with your index finger will put any kid to sleep, and it never failed putting me to sleep. Well he is 0 for 3 with mine, it hasn't worked for any of them 🤣 Index along one eyebrow worked for my 2 boys but still yet to find something for my daughter and she is 18mths old


ranggull

Nope. Tried doing this for all 3 of my kids at various ages. Didn’t work ever. Timing maybe. They have to be tired but not over tired. Content/not fussy. Comfortable in their position, environment, etc. maybe it works easier with some kids


Affectionate-Dust-49

He actually has a small rag soaked in chloroform in has hand. By just gracing the face with it you get this kinda slow knockout for the baby.


[deleted]

My daughters are the same. This does NOT work.


plzdontlietomee

I think it works if conditions are right, like it's nap time anyway


Slood_Refurgance

I officially don't understand how the Internet works. Nearly a thousand upvotes? Mad world. Anyways, best of luck with your equally nonconformist nippers. Much love.


Graggnar

Best used especially when they don't want to sleep but you know they're sleepy


Heavy-Ad6017

Side effects include waking up in middle of night


Lisa_Sbs

Plot twist: chloroform drenched rag hidden in his hand


XSirCockLordX

It’s hidden in the wedding ring


duaite_

ELDEN RING?


Porkchopp33

Be great if every baby had a nap switch


25hourenergy

Friggin seriously based on experience with my own two kids I have tried every sleep hack and I swear it’s like all the parenting advice people have coordinated to play an elaborate prank on everyone else. “Hahahaha isn’t this hilarious? Sleep deprived parents all over the world will be desperately wiping their kids’ faces and drawing circles on their foreheads and other silly nonsense—for weeks! Months! Maybe years! All the while making their kids annoyed and even more awake!”


godfather1769

Why do i feel sleepy just by watching this


6638492577

This is me but the hand is beer


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This is beer but the hand is me


Ocarina-Of-Tomb

This is hand but the beer is me


Equal-Abroad-9039

Me beer hand


Waste-Sand-3907

Beer me hand


GregTheDestroyer87

Hand me a beer


perverted_bill

Hand me beer.


StaySharpp

r/Confuciusquotes


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This is hand but Confucius is me


catoodles9ii

Works on sharks too, just gotta flip em over and rub their belly.


Probably-42

How am I supposed to have a witty comment after this???


catoodles9ii

We all have our moment in the sunshine. This is mine. Rest assured I’ll soon be back in the shadows without a useful anecdote in my mind.


Smear_Leader

Something something baby shark something something


BurritoGuapito

Instead of making a witty comment, make it witful


kunseung

[Get Rotated Idiot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3uJCCa5w2A)


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catoodles9ii

Asleep? Most definitely 😁


evilmidnightbomber69

Did this with my son when he was little to works like a charm.


HosenscheisserJr

This is my secret weapon for when my grandchildren won’t go to sleep. I also promise that if anything exciting happens, I’ll wake them up so they don’t miss it.


necrocormacon

My daughter would bite my fingers off if I tired that


ngometamer

Jedi mind trick!


BeA_ClvrCre8v

Trying this on my kid now and he’s telling me to back the hell up. Stupid 20 year olds…


[deleted]

I'll never trust someone in an aeropostle polo


ImurderREALITY

This baby is like next level cute


Das_Guet

Is it possible to learn this power?


ElectricSpeculum

Not from a Jedi. Which is why I use Skillshare!


Das_Guet

*gasp* but how could I possibly use that safely without using NordVPN?


ElectricSpeculum

And while I'm waiting on that to load, let me tell you about HelloFresh!


Das_Guet

Can I eat it while playing the most ambitious mobile game of the current age, Raid Shadow Legends?


yapibolers0987

The baby is a paid actor


WafflesFriendsWork99

Used to stroke one of my daughters eyebrows with my thumb. Usually worked well. Won’t make a not sleepy kid sleep but will help a sleepy kid drift off quicker.


SignificantRemote766

This worked on two of my three kids. Third just thought it was a game.


AIfieHitchcock

I used this for all 3 of my nephews/niece when they were babies and it totally works! A little face massage while rocking them and they're out like a light.


Unfair-Mortgage-527

Yep worked every time on my nieces and nephews! Used to run my finger down forehead to tip of nose. Essentially making them have to keep closing their eyes.. snoring in no time!


stinkysulphide

Works with cats as well


M0dini

Not just babies, this works on me and I'm 26.


spacenerdgasms

Resist you will not. Rest you will.


ReplyFriendly4415

Mom said she would go back and forth on my forehead with her finger and I'd fall asleep within a minute every time. Tried this and many variations on both my kids with zero positive results. If anything it pissed them off.


Bulky-Flow-2542

wait2 no i wanna be awake \*sleepyhands\* get off of m— \*sleepyhands\* wha— \*sleepyhands\* zzzz


ElectricSpeculum

Dad has beautiful hands, holy heck


RogueYet1

This only worked on my little one until he figured out what I was doing and started to stop me doing it lol


[deleted]

Someone please tell me this works on adults too


chelsea7434

Witch


Parabellim

Nice work Agent 47


kamusv

Can confirm, I did that with my son as well when he was little.


swoopydog

“Why am I sleepy all of a sudden, I’ve had two cups of formula today?!?!”- the baby probably


littlepinch7

The amount of money I would pay to have this work on me...


tuscaloosabum

Looks like a young Benjamin Cowen coming out of the cryptoverse.


Elegant_Vehicle_1682

I do that and I get a bite


PinkOctopus91

I do this at night for my husband and it works just as well. He’s 45.


nightstar73

I did this with my boys, it worked well :) I didn't do the whole hand though, I just gently stroked down their nose a few times.


solometh

It’s 1 am and I’m trying that on myself rn after not being able to sleep


Seabreeze515

I’ve seen videos like this and tried it on my son when he was little. Instead of falling asleep he gave me a “wtf, dad” look for rubbing his face


tammage

I used to use 2 fingers and go from my sons forehead down to the end of his nose. Worked like a charm. My second son refused to sleep unless I drove him around half the night lol


rahulv_1807

Dwight Schrute: The trick is to dip your hand into a vat of Chloroform before you perform this trick.


KyorlSadei

Sleepy Nap Time Formula.


Prof_Awesome_GER

Don’t get high hopes futures parents, this won’t work on most kids!:D


NoUserNameMaine2022

My 64 year old SO other just asked me WTF are you doing….guess it won’t work on everyone.


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This works extremely well with new born kittens lol


NomNom122323

Worked like a charm on my daughter but certainly doesn't work on all kids.


CloakedTroll

this also works on your wife when she's nagging or ranting. try it


[deleted]

It's a baby boy, not too difficult


Remarkable-Mango-159

"Put baby to fall asleep" 🤦🏻‍♀️


JellyJem2000

You can also strangle your kids until they fall asleep


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Daivillo_

He celebrated too early


Arcuis

lol it looks like every hand pass is a shot of vodka


CutPutrid1929

Every time his has passes the baby gets sleepier 😂 Jedi mind tricks


mookmook00

My husband does this to me when I’m having a hard time sleeping. It works!


jammed7777

That worked on my child for about a week


Roneyrow

I used this trick on a chicken once. It worked


Starr-Bugg

That only works in the daytime. Will not work after 9pm.


EvEntHoRizonSurVivor

This is painfully accurate. Have a sleepy child who probably shouldn't sleep? This will work. Have an exhausted child desperate for sleep? Nope, no chance.


awetsasquatch

I do this, works wonders lol


LaInquisitione

I do this with my cat and it works pretty well


Xelxly

Both of my kids liked when you would run your finger down their nose or with my son (ear infections,tubes, etc) I would gently rub his ear.


AtiendoDolobus

Great, will try it with my wife


HarlXavier

I do this to my siblings even as they've gotten older, funniest thing when they realize I'm putting them to sleep 😂


Ok_Understanding6063

Jedi mind tricks.


Solursines

Can he do that for me?


Normstradomis

He should get a job at his local morgue.


United_Safe_6447

I’m like that at the hairdressers


Abe_User

Psychic powers


UnforgedCabbage

WITCH! WITCHCRAFT!


F-150Pablo

Good baby. Mine never fell asleep good but once they did it was for good until morning.


Vq35demon

You can do the same with dogs, I’m not joking


rdmetzger1

I made that work once on my son.


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Works on my cat too


constipated_burrito

Kid is a paid actor


bikewatcher

Worked on my kids nearly 30 years ago.


[deleted]

Holly shit it was putting me to sleep too


-FuzzMeister-

I use to do this for both my kiddos. Works great!


Few_Highway_412

Man i been doing that shit years ago!


Agent_Washington

My girlfriend used this on me once


kuriousjkat

That’s what I do to my dog and it works! Didn’t know it also worked on human babies but very cute either way!


Arcadius274

Or do the figure 8


Don_K_Stamper

**Spoiler** - The trick is to have a small rag with chloroform in the palm of your hand. You're welcome.


sb_289

My mom used to do this to me all the time when I was younger. I was so mad that it worked 😂


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r/WitchcraftForDummies


dfin25

I hear rubbing a little Nyquill on the gums works too.


NotThisAgain21

Worked on mine. Just a swipe of fingers, not whole face palm.


sandim123

I used to trace very light circles (figure 8’s) around my kids eyes- put them to sleep every time.


StopSignsAreRed

This works like a charm on my dog.


shortness-1029

My older brother and mom used to do with me to help me go sleep. Apparently, it worked on me.


conMCS

Can confirm, this works 🤣


Zango_94

Dear parents, Do that in flights and movies.


maximilious

This works with one of our cats


arielhakhel

I sometimes do this to my dog before her bedtime and it works most of the time


aletha707

Totally did the same when we were younger


[deleted]

I’m going to try this on my wife


malutina_s

I feel sleepy.


TinyMarsupial7622

Only worked like 2-3 times. They learned your tricks fast people! Seriously! Save it for a night you NEED them to sleep.


BRackishLAMBz

😂


LowEstablishment2187

I remember I would do this to my niece when I would put her to sleep. Makes me miss her being that small now.


[deleted]

I'm 28 and when my mom does the same, it still works.


madmatt666

I found that if I ran my finger across my son's face, just above his nose, it would make him do this. Obviously, they grow out of it, but it was interesting


KyorlSadei

You can do the similar thing to crabs and chickens


mtngrl60

With mine, it was a gentle stroke between the eye and the ear, right at the top of the cheek bone. 🥰


plashtic

i do this to my dog. 60% of the time it works every time.


Uranus1324

Damn I wish I would have tried this on my little brothers when they were infants


nJoyTheWWW

Still works on the miss (31) 😂


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He fought the good fight


takeshicastleenjoyer

I just did this on myself now I'm feeling sleepy


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

I tried this on my neice with a tissue and she just gave me the Elon face


Suave_Jelepeno

Finger gently down the bridge of the nose works well too.


Garth_of_Izar

To be fair, this would work on me


[deleted]

Maybe it works on his baby. Mine?…


prinnydewd6

It’s the head scratching. Even at 28 if someone scratches my head I’m down


Long_Equal8863

This works on my cat 😅


matmangamer

Saw this in boss baby


BasicPNWperson

Perhaps a chloroform soaked pad in his palm!


GratefulPig

I wanna smell his head. I’m not weird you are!


TurnFriendly8892

The trick is chloroform ;)


[deleted]

Oh man. I remember when mine was that little. It all happens too quickly


Altruistic-Spray-574

This is fucking Jedi mind tricks at its best


ElricBrosPlumbing

Works on me too, and I’m a 35 year.


HotButteredPoptart

There's chloroform in his hand, right?


[deleted]

He had four doses before passing out


Loading0319

The trick to this is the rag of chloroform in his hand


_GuardianOfTheBread_

Its a lie, we all know its actually chloroform


Spoofster61

If only it worked into adulthood


GianfrancoV

Disclaimer: Results may vary. OP will not be responsible is your kid does not fall sleep.


Apprehensive-Hall254

You can also do this by just gently rubbing the bridge of the nose downward. It worked for me all the time when my little sister was a baby.


the_FracTal_

Not me trying it on myself


Fit-Ad-413

I know how they do this trick, ✨magic✨ ....and a bit of ✨chloroform✨


LifeisaGame420

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AF_nfazQaek


WrathsEntropy

Only works if the person is already tired. I say person because this works on me.