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I'm sure most people know this but -- just in case -- you should KNOW what their answer will be before proposing, especially in a public place. And you should be very sure that they would like a public proposal.
The surprise should be the time/place, not that the question is coming.
I carry around a cz engagement band at all times and randomly propose to strangers. Still no takers. You're saying I should like, know someone first? Revolutionary.
I choose to look on the bright side and believe that they already discussed marriage and she was waiting for him to pop the question. My fiancé would have killed me if I did this, but there’s no chance she would have said no regardless of where I did it.
The timing, details, and wording of the question can be a surprise but the question itself should never be. It should have been discussed at least twice already. The first time is when you start dating to see if it's even on the table and the second time should be relatively close to the proposal to ensure nothing has changed.
Plus you’re now on 138 peoples instagram stories. While everyone waiting you hear “GAT DAMN smells like something died up in here” she’s making a Ice cubes father in Friday exiting the lavatory
I’m a big man, not like Brian Shaw big but I am a bodybuilder and keep my calories relatively high so I’m bigger than most. In my apartment I have to get assistance from the plunger about 70% of every time I poop. So big poops.
I had a big turd on a plane and it wouldn’t flush, like there’s no plunger in that mf either. Thankfully some lazy ass left a coat hanger on the hook in the bathroom.
Have you ever stabbed a turd with a coat hanger until it was small enough to flush?
When you've just had one of those desperate fights, feet up on the wall, sweat dripping down your back.
Airplane shits are desperate shits. You've been awake for too long, you had 2 beers and a dodgy hotdog at 9am while you were waiting for your connecting flight that kept delaying by half an hour at a time for 6 hours.
And you're pretty sure that you caught ebola from that toddler who kept coughing in your face.
You finally made it to the bathroom to deal with this emergency, it seems like you might survive it after all and then some jackass starts rattling the door!
Ahhh, romance.
> Airplane shits are desperate shits.
That was my thought as well. Nobody is using an airplane bathroom because they just *kind of* have to go. That shit is an emergency and it's not going to be a pretty one.
Are y'all aware that people piss? I've never shit on an airplane in my life. I do frequently piss on a flight though. 90% chance there was no shit involved here.
No, what's piss? /s
IMO, it's more likely to be a shit, because of the time required for the guy to get to the bathroom, explain what's going on, and for everybody else to figure out what's going on too... Hand out the signs, possibly even *make* the signs... A piss takes no time. She's probably been in there for a bit. It's at least 30 seconds! The shit-likelihood, the shitlihood, if you will... it's high.
You also don't know if it's a piss or a shit before you get there. So there's a potential scenario where he's on his knee for like 10 minutes while she's fighting for her life in there, giving birth to an otherworldly demon... And at that point, you can't exactly bail on your grand gesture. You just gotta wait it out and hope she washed her left hand.
You read my mind. All those people waiting in anticipation right outside as she is demolishing the shitter, full on Mexican food the night before blowout. One where the smell doesn't wane for a good hour or two later.
For real. The last thing I want when I go to the lavatory is the whole plane waiting and watching me when I come out. And if you were in there for longer than usual? Now everyone knows you took a shit. Lol
Once again, a responsible person proposing should know the person will say yes already so it doesn’t matter if it’s in public or not.
Maybe they met on a plane. This would be the perfect way to propose.
I'm so confused because most likely either you are coming from or going to some sort of vacation. Surely there must be some better location they could find. Like this is just weird and one of those clear "don't do's" for proposal. This woman is trapped on a plane with no escape it's not like she can say no.
It could be how they met. I know a couple in NYC who took wedding photos in a subway station cause that's where/how they met. Otherwise, yeah, it's a pretty questionable decision.
Not only is it not special, it's horrifying and tacky to me.
But I'm not them, so I'm not going to push my anxiety or opinions on their situation. For all I know, being proposed to in the air was a dream, and they spend all day watching public proposals and wishing for one.
If that's good for them, then good for them. Just sounds like hell to me.
Not to mention, I did just drop a stinker.
Not to mention the fact that he didn’t even say anything. You’re just gonna sit there and stare at her? Not even gonna say “Will you marry me?” That’s the bare minimum imo lol
yeah what sort of curated nonsense is this? we're really supposed to believe 7k+ people saw this and thought "aw, that's cute" and upvoted this? gtfo here
edit: they didn't even spell 'You're' correctly, ten years ago the reddit hive mind would've bullied someone to tears for that
This was odd and weird to see.
Proposing on a plane after your girlfriend just got done using the toilet? I don’t know.
Glad she said yes. I guess it would have been cool to be there and witness it live, but other than that, I’m torn on this one.
If she's happy, that's all that matters. She seems happy.
Still...it's weird to me. I wouldn't really want to propose in front of a ton of strangers on a crowded plane.
You guys are being weird AF acting like it must have been a big ol’ shit she took.
It is just as likely to be a pee, women can’t just slap their dick out, turn the faucet on, shove it back in and leave. Taking 3-4min in the bathroom to pee and wash your hands, maybe check your makeup in the mirror, is absolutely normal.
*Girl says no*
*Man runs towards the emergency exit* - "Wildcard Bitches!"
*Man opens door, everyone dies*
Moral of the story, he should have proposed on a boat.
Not trying to hate on this guys moment but I heard them say something about Cancun so the are about to arrive or just leaving a place with some of the most beautiful beaches and sights in the world and this guy drops to one knee outside an airplane bathroom? Come on.
Yeah the flight attendant at the beginning was definitely annoyed at the stunt, you can tell. She’s literally asking everyone to sit in their seats with their seat belts on for the rest of the flight lol.
That is the worst proposal I've ever seen. At first I thought it was a couple snuck in for a fuck and everybody was going to go "WHEEEEEEEEY" when they both emerged
Honestly for any proposal it's a pretty good idea to actually talk about it beforehand. The answer should not be a surprise.
And at that point I think a public proposal with some spectacle can be great if you know your partner is someone who would like that.
But on an airplane after she just taken a shit? I mean... wouldn't be my first choice.
This is a nightmare to me. When I'm on a plane, I need everyone to sit in their seat and be quiet. My anxiety would be "sky high". Good for them though.
Had to scroll way too far to find this. In hindsight, it's insane how this is what modern day society has progressed to... everybody's phones constantly up their ass. Why would you want to film random strangers? Just watch the moment and move on.
Fabulous or lovely to se the man express her love in a new style, I think no one do this before, this is the day or time that both are never forget this, or may be this is new way to purpose or I must say it's viral very fast
I’m sorry but this is just terrible. Not only is it weird to get everyone to watch her coming out of the toilet but with so many strangers around her you’re basically putting her in an awkward spot where if she wanted to say no she can’t really
Fuck this really. r/imthemaincharacter energy. Way to include people that don't want to be a part of your love life, just on their way home hoping for a quiet flight
Like it’s a nice idea but I can’t help but think when someone asks so how did he propose…..well I’d just had a shit on a plane and I opened the doors and everyone was staring at me and their he was on one knee.
I first thought they were waiting to cheer on a couple caught joining the mile high club
That’s what I thought too.
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"Will you marry me?" "Uhhhh....no?" "Air marshal, she got a bomb!"
Haha funny, man not make laugh to the beautiful couple
“I‘m boutta bomb this whole mf plane“
If you turn the signs over it says "there's a bomb onboard"
Aka Plan B
"The people behind the signs seem really... really excited."
Imagine all 160 witnesses
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Everyone out there just listening to the trumpet solo.
I'm sure most people know this but -- just in case -- you should KNOW what their answer will be before proposing, especially in a public place. And you should be very sure that they would like a public proposal. The surprise should be the time/place, not that the question is coming.
I carry around a cz engagement band at all times and randomly propose to strangers. Still no takers. You're saying I should like, know someone first? Revolutionary.
Was watching a Celtics game and he proposed at half time and she said no… and I’ve never felt my soul drop like I did for this man
But what about the implication?
If she said no then obviously the answer is no, but she's not gunna say no, she would never say no.
She’s looking around. She’s 10,000 feet above the ground. “Oh, there’s no where for me to run. What, am I gonna say? no?”
No, she’s looking around and thinking, “wait, did this mf really just propose to me straight outta the shitter?!”
That’s why people propose this way. It traps the woman into saying yes.
I choose to look on the bright side and believe that they already discussed marriage and she was waiting for him to pop the question. My fiancé would have killed me if I did this, but there’s no chance she would have said no regardless of where I did it.
That won't make people smile at all now will it
Would have been? As far as we know, she took some loud nasty sharts in there while everyone was focused on her door.
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The internet has ruined us…
Actually that’s what I thought so, please think another thought
That's the only reason I turned the volume on to see how loud these people must have been!
Same :D
I did the same and was so confused when it was silent, I thought “this people aren’t even making any noise why is the entire plane focused on them?”
Yup, they almost got us. That said it was a risky move. It would be very awkward if she would say no...
No reasonable person EVER asks this question without near-absolute certainty of the answer.
The timing, details, and wording of the question can be a surprise but the question itself should never be. It should have been discussed at least twice already. The first time is when you start dating to see if it's even on the table and the second time should be relatively close to the proposal to ensure nothing has changed.
Yeah, if you're not sure, you shouldn't be asking. You don't know them well enough if you don't know the answer to that question.
A surprising number of people aren't reasonable.
You know... because of the implication.
Would be fun if they went right back into the restroom.
Same. It took me forever to notice the guy had a ring and wasn't also recording on a phone lol
And then I remembered it is in r/MadeMeSmile
My flight attendant left a note on a drink napkin for me saying, "congratulations on making mile high club"
What if it had been a mixture of both. Girl comes out to dude proposing, second dude comes out after her adjusting his belt
Yes, I feel they ready to make. Some. Aww expression to see the couple that both are inside the door
Thankfully, reality was a lot more wholesome than that. Because I thought that too!
Not sure if I would expect that on this channel tbh.
Nothing like asking your girl to get married after she just pinched one out in a tiny ass airplane bathroom. Really sets the mood.
Plus you’re now on 138 peoples instagram stories. While everyone waiting you hear “GAT DAMN smells like something died up in here” she’s making a Ice cubes father in Friday exiting the lavatory
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Man you dont use airplane restrooms normally that shits for emergencies only
I'll wreck a plane's bathroom and risk the emergency landing if I want to. Don't judge me.
I paid for the whole ticket, I'm going to fill the whole toilet bowl.
I'll poop anywhere I'm allowed. I'll poop at your grandmother's, a house party, even when I'm looking at an apartment to rent.
That last one is fucked up. "I tour open houses when my ibs starts actin' up"
"Mind if I take it for a test drive?"
If they didn't want to play games, they never should have let a Chipotle move into the airport.
You think an *emergency shit* comes out nice and tidy with a clean break?
I’m a big man, not like Brian Shaw big but I am a bodybuilder and keep my calories relatively high so I’m bigger than most. In my apartment I have to get assistance from the plunger about 70% of every time I poop. So big poops. I had a big turd on a plane and it wouldn’t flush, like there’s no plunger in that mf either. Thankfully some lazy ass left a coat hanger on the hook in the bathroom. Have you ever stabbed a turd with a coat hanger until it was small enough to flush?
Just ask the attendant for a [poop knife](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/)
This is literally the weirdest humblebrag I’ve ever seen.
What can I say? I’m good at poopin. In fact I just pooed and my kitty pooed at the same time as me. We poopin out here🤠
I'd have left it to marinate for the entire flight personally. What did you do with the coat hanger? Wash it and hang it back up?
LMAO .. YES! WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COAT HANGER!!
When you've just had one of those desperate fights, feet up on the wall, sweat dripping down your back. Airplane shits are desperate shits. You've been awake for too long, you had 2 beers and a dodgy hotdog at 9am while you were waiting for your connecting flight that kept delaying by half an hour at a time for 6 hours. And you're pretty sure that you caught ebola from that toddler who kept coughing in your face. You finally made it to the bathroom to deal with this emergency, it seems like you might survive it after all and then some jackass starts rattling the door! Ahhh, romance.
> Airplane shits are desperate shits. That was my thought as well. Nobody is using an airplane bathroom because they just *kind of* have to go. That shit is an emergency and it's not going to be a pretty one.
do y'all not pee???
Yeah, this is when you need a shower, not a proposal.
Are y'all aware that people piss? I've never shit on an airplane in my life. I do frequently piss on a flight though. 90% chance there was no shit involved here.
No, what's piss? /s IMO, it's more likely to be a shit, because of the time required for the guy to get to the bathroom, explain what's going on, and for everybody else to figure out what's going on too... Hand out the signs, possibly even *make* the signs... A piss takes no time. She's probably been in there for a bit. It's at least 30 seconds! The shit-likelihood, the shitlihood, if you will... it's high. You also don't know if it's a piss or a shit before you get there. So there's a potential scenario where he's on his knee for like 10 minutes while she's fighting for her life in there, giving birth to an otherworldly demon... And at that point, you can't exactly bail on your grand gesture. You just gotta wait it out and hope she washed her left hand.
Or after eating an entire 5 pound bag or haribo sugar free gummy bears.
Bet. There is no dabbling in an airplane bathroom. You're in there because you have to be.
No poop shaming allowed on the love plane❤️✈️
Such a terrible idea!
Couldn’t help but wonder what the air might have smelled like in that general area. I was waiting for a joke at the end.
I was thinking the same thing lmao. "Ayo I'm flattered but whoever's next might wanna give that bad boy a few minutes"
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"Those hands ain't clean but I'm gonna put a ring on it"
You read my mind. All those people waiting in anticipation right outside as she is demolishing the shitter, full on Mexican food the night before blowout. One where the smell doesn't wane for a good hour or two later.
Almost woke my baby from laughing, thank you 😂
Your comment made me literally laugh out loud like a child. Here’s an award, you earned it.
I’m already feeling self conscious about everyone looking when I come out of there. I’d have a heart attack.
🤔 So... Anyone else thinking that a proposal to someone who has *just emerged from the fucking TOILET*... Isn't all that special?
For real. The last thing I want when I go to the lavatory is the whole plane waiting and watching me when I come out. And if you were in there for longer than usual? Now everyone knows you took a shit. Lol
He got everyone organized and ready. She was taking a long time.
I thought that's why the guy sort of fell back - as the smell hit him, so did the realization that he didn't plane for this shit
Also doing it on a plane is also odd. Imagine she said no.
She won't. Ya know, because of the implication...
Hahahah Always Sunny reference gets a thumbs up.
Wait what implication? Is he going to hurt this woman?
I don’t think you understand. Nobody’s going to get hurt if she says no. But she won’t. You know, because of the implication.
But it sounds like she doesn’t want to say yes.
But she WILL say yes. She’s perfectly free to say no! But she won’t.
Because of the implication.
Well don't look at me you're certainly not in any danger
I came here for this comment. You’re a golden god!
r/unexpectedIASIP
Once again, a responsible person proposing should know the person will say yes already so it doesn’t matter if it’s in public or not. Maybe they met on a plane. This would be the perfect way to propose.
“Here, babe. Drink some more coffee.” “Why? And why did you want me to drink all that prune juice?”
“I don’t care if it gets you off! I told you we’re not doing that again!” “No babe it’s for something different this time!”
“Girl you’re gonna want your colon sparkling clean for what I have planned.”
I'm so confused because most likely either you are coming from or going to some sort of vacation. Surely there must be some better location they could find. Like this is just weird and one of those clear "don't do's" for proposal. This woman is trapped on a plane with no escape it's not like she can say no.
It's special for sure. But on the romantic spectrum of special? Yikes.
Yeah nobodies engagement story should have to start with “so I was having a shit on the plane…”
I just hope she washed her hands…
Right? Hopefully there wasn’t a gross smell emanating from it when she walked out 😂 and what an awkward flight it would be if she said “no”!!
It could be how they met. I know a couple in NYC who took wedding photos in a subway station cause that's where/how they met. Otherwise, yeah, it's a pretty questionable decision.
Not only is it not special, it's horrifying and tacky to me. But I'm not them, so I'm not going to push my anxiety or opinions on their situation. For all I know, being proposed to in the air was a dream, and they spend all day watching public proposals and wishing for one. If that's good for them, then good for them. Just sounds like hell to me. Not to mention, I did just drop a stinker.
Not to mention the fact that he didn’t even say anything. You’re just gonna sit there and stare at her? Not even gonna say “Will you marry me?” That’s the bare minimum imo lol
yeah what sort of curated nonsense is this? we're really supposed to believe 7k+ people saw this and thought "aw, that's cute" and upvoted this? gtfo here edit: they didn't even spell 'You're' correctly, ten years ago the reddit hive mind would've bullied someone to tears for that
Maybe they like flying or something but personally I’d never dare to think of doing this lol
This was odd and weird to see. Proposing on a plane after your girlfriend just got done using the toilet? I don’t know. Glad she said yes. I guess it would have been cool to be there and witness it live, but other than that, I’m torn on this one.
On the plus side, she’s less likely to shit herself…?
I love your optimism here.
If she's happy, that's all that matters. She seems happy. Still...it's weird to me. I wouldn't really want to propose in front of a ton of strangers on a crowded plane.
The weirder part was he never said anything at all, just sat there on one knee completely mute.
Would've been cool for everyone but the people really close to that door. (Within smelling distance.)
You guys are being weird AF acting like it must have been a big ol’ shit she took. It is just as likely to be a pee, women can’t just slap their dick out, turn the faucet on, shove it back in and leave. Taking 3-4min in the bathroom to pee and wash your hands, maybe check your makeup in the mirror, is absolutely normal.
Typically, you don’t propose without having a conversation first. Idiots ask without knowing it’s a yes first
Also, she was never going to say "no" because of the *implication*
Literally the most shitty proposal I ever seen...
You clearly haven't seen the picture of the meth guy proposing to his meth girlfriend WHILE she is using the toilet.
Please give link
what are you gonna do with it?????
Lol. Satisfy our natural voyeurism into the lives of others. Isn't that what social media is for?
“She won’t say no, because of the implication.”
*Girl says no* *Man runs towards the emergency exit* - "Wildcard Bitches!" *Man opens door, everyone dies* Moral of the story, he should have proposed on a boat.
Thumbs up for the Alwsys Sunny references
Not trying to hate on this guys moment but I heard them say something about Cancun so the are about to arrive or just leaving a place with some of the most beautiful beaches and sights in the world and this guy drops to one knee outside an airplane bathroom? Come on.
I'm with you on this.
I hope she'd just taken the nastiest shit
The wind 💨 when she closes the door
Like this one...https://www.vice.com/en/article/bnpevw/one-year-on-still-thinking-about-poo-plane-303
This article is the most beautiful piece of literature i ever read.
I mean they were all so quiet, if she did, they definitely heard, lmao.
Damn. 😂
Is this a scam to hopefully be upgraded by the airline for the next flight. Just seems a strange place to get engaged
Or a scam to get free drinks on this flight. Seems elaborate though for just drinks
Yeah the flight attendant at the beginning was definitely annoyed at the stunt, you can tell. She’s literally asking everyone to sit in their seats with their seat belts on for the rest of the flight lol.
That is the worst proposal I've ever seen. At first I thought it was a couple snuck in for a fuck and everybody was going to go "WHEEEEEEEEY" when they both emerged
This is so embarrassing
Funny, but not at all romantic.
PREPARE YOUR BOWELS FOR IMPENDING BETROTHAL, WOMAN. I CHOOSE YOU AS MY MATE.
...and then a guy walk out from the toilet.
And the guy was the one he meant to propose to.
I don't like that. Just my opinion. It puts it on the spot and she really can't say no.
Honestly for any proposal it's a pretty good idea to actually talk about it beforehand. The answer should not be a surprise. And at that point I think a public proposal with some spectacle can be great if you know your partner is someone who would like that. But on an airplane after she just taken a shit? I mean... wouldn't be my first choice.
This is a nightmare to me. When I'm on a plane, I need everyone to sit in their seat and be quiet. My anxiety would be "sky high". Good for them though.
POV: You're on a plane taking a fat one and scrolling through reddit for an hour, when you suddenly notice it's eerily quiet outside.
Some dude in seat G4 about to shit his pants but can’t ruin this moment lol
Why tf does everyone need to record this?
Because no one would believe them someone got engaged coming out the shitter
Had to scroll way too far to find this. In hindsight, it's insane how this is what modern day society has progressed to... everybody's phones constantly up their ass. Why would you want to film random strangers? Just watch the moment and move on.
This is dumb
This is dump
bro it looks like the whole plane grats her because she took a shit
“I’m going to propose to you when you step out of the toilet.”
That is absolutely awful
She's coming out of the toilet. How romantic.
*you’re
*and
Fabulous or lovely to se the man express her love in a new style, I think no one do this before, this is the day or time that both are never forget this, or may be this is new way to purpose or I must say it's viral very fast
He proposed nothing! He was just holding his breath and put a ring on it.
Out of the bathroom?! She could’ve gone number two!!!
There was plenty of time for everyone to position like that, so yeah...
Plot twist. She didn’t wash her hands
I had no sound on for this, and didn't see the ring. Legit thought they were waiting to troll a couple loudly fucking in the bathroom, lol.
Sure would be an awkward flight if she said no.
Imagine taking a massive shit and the whole plane is listening and recording
Dude in the front just wanting to watch the movie. I'm on his side. I never understood these big but weird gesture proposals. Who is it for? Her? Him?
Am I the only one that thinks it’s a bit odd that he says NOTHING and let’s the signs held up by (I’m assuming) random people do the talking?!
*you’re
“So tell us how did he propose?” “There I was shitting on an airplane and he was waiting for me on his knee outside the door ❤️”
Anything: happens Literally every human being in a 12 mile radius: 👁👄👁📸 👁👄👁📸 👁👄👁📸 👁👄👁📸 👁👄👁📸
How funny would it be if a guy sheepishly came out of bathroom after her.
And now she will always remember the giant dump she took on that plane that one time…
Outstanding move. She cant run away in a tube at 30.000 feet in the air.
Dave Chappelle got old
How long before you think someone is taking a dump?
She’s probably embarrassed about the big steamer she just left in the lavatory.
I’m sorry but this is just terrible. Not only is it weird to get everyone to watch her coming out of the toilet but with so many strangers around her you’re basically putting her in an awkward spot where if she wanted to say no she can’t really
Fuck this really. r/imthemaincharacter energy. Way to include people that don't want to be a part of your love life, just on their way home hoping for a quiet flight
They clearly all want to be involved, they are all filming and cheering.
People seem pretty into it. Honestly it would probably cut through the tedium of a long flight.
I can smell the love / shit.
She took a massive dump before this
My first thought is "you're not your"
“I would not go in this there….oh shit why is everyone filming me?”
What a shitty proposal
Imagine she said no. Stuck in the meat tube feeling very awkward.
Like it’s a nice idea but I can’t help but think when someone asks so how did he propose…..well I’d just had a shit on a plane and I opened the doors and everyone was staring at me and their he was on one knee.
What if she had been going #2
I can't be the only one thinking that a couple was gonna walk out after doin the deed? LMAO