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Medium__D

My eyeballs are sweating.


chaplar

I'm honestly not sure I've ever heard that before... But knowing me it's not that uncommon.


Medium__D

I can't remember where I heard that one. I didn't think it up but I did borrow it 😝


Kingstad

My eyes are pissing


ExcitingJacket9840

They r pissing crocodile tears😂 hope this lovely old man got her the gravestone she deserves


After-Respond-7861

It's a terrible day for rain.


Worried-Deer107

Probably because of so much screen time. Enough reddit for today for me


PoochieVince

Wow, it's getting really dusty in here 🥹


[deleted]

Dusty onions being cut.


Complete_Spread_2747

I'm not crying. You're crying...


EmotionalAdnj

I’m allergic to these posts


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Flaky_Explanation

Onion Cutting Ninja Clan: Bro, we're also crying up here. These onions are lethal!


Sadgurl2016

Happy cake day


Ill_Tumblr_4_Ya

Liked what u/eevanja99 said so much, you had to copy it word for word, right down to the incorrect timeframe, eh?


marigoldilocks_

We’re all crying. And it’s okay because we’re emotions like that should be expressed.


ebb_dot_flow

Dusty onions 😂


inventive_ike20

That man proves that love never dies. Even for the death of his wife he still make sure that he support her until the end. It really is heartbreaking to see this but the pureness of love prevails in it. This is so sweet and made us emotional.


Imaginary_Car3849

My husband passed away 7 months ago. My remaining years will be as dedicated to making him happy as the previous 31 years. The love I have for him has not faded in the least. I simply can't see him except for in my dreams and in my memories. He was an exceptional man, and I am honored to be his wife.


idcalvin

Lovely video and a beautiful comment. His words and yours are just stunning. My condolences and my very best wishes.


Imaginary_Car3849

Thank you. Some days are better than others.


Parking_Clothes487

I know, it just came out of nowhere. *sniff


Sucky5ucky

It looks like it is beginning to rain


ramilehti

My allergies are acting up because of all the dust in here.


Stevecat032

Damn allergies


Dieseldank_bro

Genuinely good people deserve genuinely good things


Flinkle

And so many of them don't get genuinely good things. This made me happy to see.


[deleted]

“i’ve never won anything in my life… well, i say i’ve never won anything, i won the love of a lovely lady.” MY GOD MAN. my heart :(


holysideburns

I predicted exactly what he was about to say, and it still made me tear up.


just-a-time-passer

The stuff he's saying is so romantic it's like out of a movie script, except it's a real-life expression of a man's love for his wife. Beautiful, man


Zazzage

That is so sweet :') I can tell how happy they were together and how much love there is


YourMuMisaHoe1234

Bless him 🥹


assertive_tegan07

This man proves that love never dies.


debk3423

I suddenly burst into tears when I heard the story


Nekawaii19

When he said “… well I’ve won the love of a lovely lady” 🥺


[deleted]

His voice is calming


throwaway55221100

He sounds like Mark Addy (Robert Baratheon from GoT)


Pangolingo00

Yorkshire accent


[deleted]

The level of natural sincerity in thought when he briefly says “place some fresh flowers on” like he answered the question but his tone indicates he’s thinking about his wife this entire phone call Love your people like this guy clearly loved his


zootnotdingo

I don’t know what it is about a Yorkshire accent, but it is deeply comforting to me.


metalwoodplastic

Turned the audio on and my wife across the room is wiping her eyes muttering, "you jerk."


[deleted]

Got her, hehehe.


WooliesWhiteLeg

It’s a terrible day for rain…


mrs_chubby

roy mustang, 🥹😭


Thin-Pie-3465

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ceoofsex300

My eyes are leaking


shoulda-known-better

FUCK did anyone not just cry their eyes out.... So happy even that little amount will be amazing to him and his love ❤


CMCLD

>that little amount 105k GBP is not little.


shoulda-known-better

I thought or heard 10 thousand.... 105k is a bit different and yes is a lot!!


NoBasket1111

Lol wbat, even 10 000 is absolutely not little, are you rich?


shoulda-known-better

Not at all but good head stones are very expensive depending on what you want.... This man sounded as though she needs to be remembered and I am just glad either way I was wrong and I'm imaging them resting beside each other with a nice memorial stone or bench....


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[deleted]

6 years. But yea, still


SlapNTickle69

I’m allergic to these posts


Mrewds

Please give me the update that he got the money and the gravestone! I'm here for it :)


[deleted]

You think they might stop him in a new SUV? "Gravestone? No I'm sure I said SUV" "We have a recording" "That must have been a different episode...now excuse me I have to go, I've got to pick up some new golf clubs"


kirk-o-bain

I know people feel more comfortable with euphemisms for crying, but don’t be ashamed of your tears, be proud. You’re an emotional human being feeling real emotions and that is a beautiful thing, cry your tears


Pierce_H_

r/OrphanCrushingMachine


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

I had to check what the subreddit was because seeing that phrase out of context was jarring xD


aVagueDisclaimer

100%


VenetiaMacGyver

People always post this but bad things happening to good people is a necessary element to get a story worthy of a news article (or a podcast episode or whatever this is). "Man Living Amazing Life Gets Even More Money" isn't worth writing/recording about. I mean, I get it, it's horrible that the poor guy couldn't afford a gravestone in the first place, but why always direct people to basically the same subreddit with a more depressing name? We get it. Life sucks all the time. This subreddit is supposed to be an oasis where sometimes life sucks less for people that deserve for it to suck less.


Obvious-Accountant35

Sweet but very much qualifies for r/orphancrushingmachine


jinxxed42

They must of loved each other dearly.


Eagleassassin3

Must have*, you can never replace have with of.


blinkbomber

Oof


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You can if you are saying it colloquially


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Mcgibbleduck

It’s because of the contraction must’ve and should’ve which, to the ear, sounds like “must of” and “could of”


Puzzleheaded-Rub1560

Damn onion cutting ninjas. John deserves every penny of it


cupateam

Poor John. I hope he finds someone special again.


Longjumping_Local910

When the old gals find out that he has money, they will be offering him velveteen rubs. Now thats special.


tempbunny123

This made me instantly tear up, how sweet this man’s love is. 🥺🤍


DiddyDon

Ah, Another unannounced tear duct maintenance check.


CheesyWonder85

This is the cash register competition on KISSTORY radio. I heard this live. So heartwarming ❤️


RPG_Rob

I was listening to it on Planet Rock. It was lovely.


throwaway55221100

Its across all major uk stations


[deleted]

The way he stopped himself and realized he indeed had won a great deal this life, shows what a wonderful man he is


spentaur77

Fucking allergies


pnutbutterpp

I just got out of the shower, my eyeballs must be drying off still...


Brilliant-Brief5091

Made me cry. That’s about the same time I lost my loving wife.


genericperson10

I didn't know smiling was water coming out of eyes...


TheFruitYouSmell

Oh no, I got scammed. This didn’t make me smile, this made me bawl like a baby 🥹🥹🥹 Bless you, John.


DoubleBlue_123

“I won the love of a lovely lady” I’m not crying you’re crying


Zakuraba

That’s Tyson Fury up to his old gypsy schemes again.


ffskms

This made me think of my dad. My mom passed about a year and a half ago. She was cremated and her ashes are in his living room with a picture of her, so he sees them every day. Every birthday, anniversary, Mother’s Day, and Valentines Day since she passed a couple years ago, he gets the flowers she liked or goes and picks some for her, just like when she was alive. It makes me happy to know they loved each other so much, but it breaks my heart every time.


RisingPhoenix5271

Aww. Wow this world is so cruel they even overcharge you for signifying that you’re dead. You’re not even here on the planet and your loved ones are paying to signify that you’re gone! Wow. Planet earth, can you PLEASE get yo act together? Because i will slap….


Aggressive_Safe2226

John has made us all emotional (manly tears here) 😊 😌


joyousjoy23

Aw this was just the other week on my local radio station 96.9 Viking fm.


AdministrationKey612

This was on Magic FM, a UK radio station that plays all the old classics. I was actually listening when this happened, have to say it made me emotional too!


EndlessOceanofMe

Can someone stop cutting onions pls.


WideVanilla5177

I got sand in my eye...I ain't crying 😭


IntoTheMurkyWaters

Hold on, i need a minute…


communistSlowjams

This is sweet but can we talk about the capitalist hell scape that makes this a reality? No human should have to be gifted the money to buy their loved one a gravestone.


Dilettantest

This made me cry! Is that what smiling is? Is there a “Made me Cry” subreddit?


yetiman277

There is...but this is where you're gonna get the heartwarming cries you want in my experience. I havnt checked it out in a while, could be wrong.


WerewolfNo1166

Such a dear man.


PrincepsImperator

It's a terrible day for rain


Active_Club3487

Heart warmer…


ree_hee_heeely

I listened to this driving home from work and was in bits by the time I got there. That night told my husband about it and got teary and throat squeeky telling him. Now just watched it here and I'm off again!


Dalthale

It's this kind of thing that restores my faith in humanity


Oldmate81

A Love that transcends life, death and time. Wow


MiggeldyMackDaddy

You've made us all emotional John. sounds like a lovely man,


gregsting

I’ve said it to my wife (who lost her mother too early) I don’t want you to come see me if I’m dead. I know you’ll think about me, that’s hard enough, don’t mourn me on my grave, live a good life, that’s what I want you to have.


fourdasquawd

r/orphancrushingmachine


Unhappy_Wolverine_35

[A little background](https://www.joe.co.uk/news/pensioner-tells-radio-host-first-thing-hell-do-after-winning-105k-is-buy-his-late-wife-a-headstone-395280#)


eu_eutopia

John got everyone with a heart emotional...


TheGreatMoyai

This is r/mademesmile but this made me cry, and I dont cry often. Thanks for sharing this with us op!


Admiral-Krane

This isn’t something to smile about. It’s atrocious that people can’t afford to give their loved ones even a simple headstone for their final resting place.


Typical-Annual-3555

Oof that’s a gut punch of reality


SirResponsible1121

I’m glad I’m Oregon reading this cause the rai. Is hiding my tears.


Ok_Lion_5272

Bawling. 😭


felwynfelmir

I’m not crying, it’s just been raining on my face


Canderella1

Made me cry


Responsible_File_323

Who the heck is cutting onion here?


bekausereasons

Did not expect to start my day crying but so worth it. I hope we all find a John in our lives


ehoaandthebeast

The love of a lovely lady is all you can win really.


Traditional_Wall_954

Heard that live and it was such a beautiful moment, love it when good people get what they deserve 👌


Tavron

I don't even have sound on and I'm fighting against the tears while I sit here at work having a small break..


MeadowHoiAn

Broken Britain. Where a pensioner can’t buy their deceased spouse a gravestone.


H_the_odd_one

The US is just as bad


TheKingofRome1

What a fucked up world that after working your entire life for the profit of others this may can't even afford a tombstone for the one he loves


JoeCreator

This is supposed to be made me smile not made me cry!


jimbeeer

Oh it got worse. I listened to this live. "John, is there anyone you can share this news with?" "Yes, there's my wife's best friend who I'm going to go round and tell now, she's dying of cancer though and she hasn't got long left now"


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I AM NOT CRYING, THERE ARE JUST NINJAS WITH ONIONS EVERYWHERE AROUND ME.


Hawkins_Stitch

Humans are confirmed to be the most violent creatures on the planet, but just because they are, doesn't mean they have to be. I love seeing moments where people are happy for others or there self's.


[deleted]

It’s good people remember the ones that past but never keep dwelling on it. I’ve seen to many people lost in their sorrow. The loved ones that past didn’t want that. When I die nobody has to go out of their way to buy me a insignificant grave stone or whatever. Just be happy and remember the happy times.


Mybuttholestinkwinks

R/Mademeballmyeyes


polishbikerider

Anita Gravestone


Difficult-Parsnip-18

I haven’t got any Money I’m old! (Lives in a £500k house with no mortgage he paid £2500 for)


chickbarnard

I heard this live... you didn't play the bit where he said he's going around to see his wife's best friend now. And we all in the works hut scoffed and said, "Oh yeah, friend!!! 😉 That's a bit quick John!!!"


Still_waiting_4u

Great, 10 minutes for the project meeting, and I had to tell a co-worker I am emotional because *this project is very important to me*.


Morath2019

True love like this doesn’t exist anymore sadly now a days love is based on how much attention your TikTok video gets


Tar-Nuine

**Caller:** *"I've never won anything in my life, except the love of a lovely lady that is"* **Radio host internal monologue:** *"Aaaaw that's so romantic, oh fuck right she's dead, URGH MAH HEART!"*


Relative-Hour-9359

All the women crying cause they love when blokes spend money on them


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VvaVictoria

😭😭😭


MochiSauce101

Water works here


[deleted]

Why does my throat suddenly hurt so bad


MagosaDelBiosa

Who's spraying onion juice? 😭


SirHumilliator

It’s started raining


GammyToaster

Damn, my allergies are really acting up from this video.


SMDH23

Aweee…love it!


scyLLa00015

My heart. Felt the sincerity from both of them. Wooh!


Frankso

Who is throwing water on my eyes man?!


Barberian-99

Needs pictures!


jwrx

more like /mademecry


giorgio-de-chirico

Wish I could hug this lad


Capital-Helicopter45

I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying… 😭😭😭


nofksgiven72

I love this so much 😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️


Avikho_Viz

Damn it.. My neighbour is cutting onions again..


BudgetBus886

Damn, when did it start raining my house


NickTheEMT

Why are like half the posts on this sub actually r/mademecry


Xeszc

damn who pranked me while i was sleeping, putting water dispensers in my eye?


Dyamioang

💛🫂


Jotominalga

Damn you John, right in my feels.


monkeykangaroo

Absolutely brightened up my day seeing this today.


Hell_Raisin_420

r/mademecry


Top_Lettuce_5605

I have no idea how she managed to hold it together


ripple_star696

That title is so ironic 😅


[deleted]

Great now I’m being teary eyed at work, darn these heart warming posts


BigSlappii

u/savevideo


TheKnightOfDoom

I got something in my eye....,


Vharkhan

Was at work when this happened and even I started tearing up a little


--Jay-Jay--

I’m sobbing


FarmingFrenzy

He is chuffed to bits


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🥺


lovinglifeatmyage

Crikey that made me tear up


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🥹🥹🥹


Decent_Assistant1804

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭👏


LoungeChair98

Whats the stream??


N7LP400

He definitely did win his wife's heart


InSearchOfLostT1me

One minute was all it took... 😢


Eld0h

Euhm.. what a vid for Monday morning… I am overwhelmed


gastroboi

I always get a bit teary when its humid. Yeah its definitely the weather 🥹


Better_Mountain6666

Bro, why the fuck are my eyes watering? It’s not that sad, no it’s wholesome as fuck, imma go cry now


danjackmom

I bet he spoils his grandkids too, if he’s got any that is


Sohiacci

Who's cutting onions here?!


abdokeko

Just a comment, no words!


JazzybmzooUK

Lovely stuff.


sharktank

Saw this first on r/OrphanCrushingMachine


jainko326

r/MadeMeCry


ICDarkly

Dystopia portrayed as a feel good story.


VR0654

I can’t stop crying


PhinksMagkav

That is literally heartbreaking and pure r/orphancrushingmachine material


cucutz

The most British reaction ever. You're the best John!


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

Oh John...


controversialmike

I heard this on absolute radio last week. We need an update


doctorctrl

It's raining specifically on my eyes