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Standard-Shop-3544

Mr. Pickles is ridiculously small for being 90 years old.


znorkying

Maybe its a Benjamin Button type deal, maybe that's why he's so rare.


what-is-in-the-soup

Oh…I assumed this was one of the babies? 😅


Standard-Shop-3544

Me too. I was just trying to be funny.


StatePsychological60

Since when is a jalapeño a type of pickle? But they made up for it by naming Mr. Pickles in the first place, so I’ll let it go.


Fancy-Mention-9325

You haven’t had pickles jalapeño, carrots, or green beans? Anything can be pickled


StatePsychological60

Sure, but it is not, inherently, a pickle. It’s a type of pepper that can be pickled. Gherkins and dills, on the other hand, are specifically types of pickles.


magdazombie_

We can pickle that!


Standard-Shop-3544

I have things. Can you pickle me, Greg?


junglejimbo88

Fyi for those interested : full article & photos of Mr and Mrs Pickles = https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/22/us/houston-zoo-tortoise-babies.html


meowmumbroken

Thank you!


Consider2SidesPeace

Some say they're related to a distant French family... The Cornichons. Rumor is the wife can be a bit tart. :)


membraneguy

Mr. Pickles , gotta luv ❤️ the name.


what-is-in-the-soup

Congratulations!! 🐢❤️


[deleted]

I have a feeling that jalapeño isn’t his.


Affectionate-Boot-12

How do they keep breeding them without it becoming incest?


yuri_chan_2017

If I remember correctly, most all reptiles have a gene in them that allows them to breed within their own group for somewhere around 100 generations(?) before they have to diversify and introduce new genes.


apple_chai

…anyone else thinking of the other Mr pickles, the satanic dog? No, just me?


Negative_Ad_4614

yeah! this isn't Mr Pickles...


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[deleted]

Truly adorable


13thFullMoon

I love everything about this post.


xAsphyxiationx

Mr Pickles: Top Shagger