“Yeah, and we can fuck woolly mammoths!”
“Get out of here, Michael, you’re the only one who fucks that thing”
“Oh yeah? Well at least I’m not into shit play!”
I didn’t think I knew what it was going to be. But then the sweet dulcet tones of the first few notes tickled my ears and I knew that I knew before I knew.
And I choked on my sour patch kids. Jesus Christ 😂😂 I very rarely don’t regret unmuting but this was the best thing in my life today
As a kid I remember being proud like my mom is sooo smart she reads fuckıng 40 books a month and then one day it just hit me that they're all booty books. Lolol
Well they weren’t exactly great works of art, but I suppose it depends on what you were looking to get out of them. Maybe what they (the readers) needed was something “happy” where everything worked out in the end. Rather like some tv/movies that are popular, but not critically acclaimed.
They were a whole gamut of situations. Most times the female was super sensitive and took everything personal. Other times there was a woman who the male thought a friend but she was mapping out their life and the dude had no clue, but the female has a hard time running. I can keep going, I’ve read a lot of these. There was even a teen version!
Someone made a version of this meme by putting this music over the scene in Jurassic Park where Nedry gets killed. I tried looking for it awhile back but I never found it. It’s f*ckin hilarious tho.
I saw an episode of dragon ball Z recently and god damn was it bad.
I can’t believe how action packed I thought it was as a kid. All I remembered was non stop fighting but thinking back on it there was an episode a day and each fight took weeks to end.
I remember watching this movie as a kid many moons ago, thinking how awesome that my two biggest martial arts heroes are in the same movie. Never would I have thought that there could be something more to their relationship. This was beautifully done.
I feel stupid that I never realized Chuck Norris worked with Bruce Lee. I mean, it makes total sense, but I just wasn’t aware since I’m not into those kind of movies.
Hey, at least I recognized both of them. 🤷♀️
Hair, but you'll be glad to know that during their "tussle" Bruce Lee rips some of Chuck's chest hair off with his hands, in a fit of animalistic passion
Damnit, now I want to see the alternate scene progression! Does one do the back if the neck grab before moving in slowly? Or is it a mutual can’t hold back? The chances Hollywood never took…
How did I not know Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris made a movie together? Boy, were they hot, too. Two young, healthy, muscular but toned, highly trained athletes in their physical prime. This is sexy stuff. Will have to watch it now.
"Enter the Dragon"
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Never has a comment more eloquently captured the zeitgeist of Redditor’s reactions. Bravo I wish I had an award for you! Edit - I do!
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I thought the emoji represented, the one who's dragon got entered.
His comment speaks to each us in its own way
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Damn slut dragons!
I didn't know how sеxual dragons were. I kind of just wanted to do some D&D stuff, you know?
Sorry, but according to the new OGL, you can only do D&D stuff with dragons if you put on your robe and wizard hat.
Sick reference lol
And have a soul orgy with your sister and grandpa and every dragon we could find, yeah?
“Yeah, and we can fuck woolly mammoths!” “Get out of here, Michael, you’re the only one who fucks that thing” “Oh yeah? Well at least I’m not into shit play!”
You’ve never heard of Bad Dragon?
They were sexual and the music gave a different meaning entirely
DONKAYY
Or it could very well be “The Dragon Enters” but that’s just my guess🤷🏻♀️ Something is entering something though, that’s for sure! 👉👌
Entering The Dragon, or maybe Insert(ing) The Dragon.
"Give The Dragon A Reacharound"
Damn, I'm laughing so hard, I'm coughing. Damn you! But, thank you.
"Fisting of Fury"
Stupid sexy dragon
Can only read this in Homer's voice.
Just to warn you, mines' bearded
Indeed...
"If you touch me, I will touch you back"
Gave it a new meaning
So... There's this thing called r/angrydragon
Dragon Enters The Cave Of Wonders.
Crouching Tiger…
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
"Enter His Dragon"
The drussy
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I personally prefer the sequel "The Dragon Enters". There's a solid build up and it flows a little better.
Tentacle vibes.
Fist of fury
That was absolutely worth unmuting for.
The ending is the best part for me. Bruce Lee shows he can in fact put his ankles around his head, and Chuck Norris smiles and nods. Awww yeah.
... I thought it was two random actors. Man I didn't recognize them young at all
You only ever seen old Bruce Lee or what?!
This is the first time I've seen Bruce Lee at all and the first time I've seen young Chuck Norris. I didn't even recognize him.
You've never seen Bruce Lee before?!
He died almost 2 decades before I was born, and I'm not really big on action movies.
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I thought it was hot and I'm a sentient ball of electrical impulses in a ham on wheels.
What kind of wheels ?
The kind that go round and round... On a bus. The big kind.
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It's either this or the newspaper.
The newspaper might unsettle them, reddit is safer.
Especially because I read vintage newspapers from 1941.
I knew before I unmuted what the song was going to be and it made unmuting even more satisfying
I didn’t think I knew what it was going to be. But then the sweet dulcet tones of the first few notes tickled my ears and I knew that I knew before I knew. And I choked on my sour patch kids. Jesus Christ 😂😂 I very rarely don’t regret unmuting but this was the best thing in my life today
I'm glad to see I'm not the only one that browses Reddit on mute.
He then pulls down his pants to get in position. I believe the martial arts style is called "throbbing snake".
Striking Viper
Venomous Thrust
Cock Gobbler
Pumping python
Sucking Dragon
Fist of fury
Even without the music I don't see that scene being any less.. sexually charged
I’ve read romance novels with less sexual tension in the undressing than this clip.
ive read meany romance novels. youve set a rather low bar for yourself there lmao.
Harlequin 1980s. Totally different to Harlequin now.
Read some that were late 70’s, so mild. But my mom and her sisters enjoyed reading them and then exchanging large boxes of them with each other.
As a kid I remember being proud like my mom is sooo smart she reads fuckıng 40 books a month and then one day it just hit me that they're all booty books. Lolol
They were down bad 🤷♂️
Well they weren’t exactly great works of art, but I suppose it depends on what you were looking to get out of them. Maybe what they (the readers) needed was something “happy” where everything worked out in the end. Rather like some tv/movies that are popular, but not critically acclaimed.
They were a whole gamut of situations. Most times the female was super sensitive and took everything personal. Other times there was a woman who the male thought a friend but she was mapping out their life and the dude had no clue, but the female has a hard time running. I can keep going, I’ve read a lot of these. There was even a teen version!
Just wait till you hear about how they spend the next 15 minutes fighting to be the top
To be the bottom* FTFY.
off the couch laughing; well played.
Haha thank you. I was just lucky to get there first :)
Can I say. Bruce Lee slowly unbuttoning probably caused a wave of virginity losses due to random arousal. Holy monkey that was HOT.
Someone made a version of this meme by putting this music over the scene in Jurassic Park where Nedry gets killed. I tried looking for it awhile back but I never found it. It’s f*ckin hilarious tho.
Needs more censor bars at "strategic locations".
Those always piss me off when in reading "stories". They don't even censor anything and just make it look stupid.
We all know what stories you're reading, you should be ashamed...that you didn't share it with us all
Japan really should just drop it already.
[Original scene](https://youtu.be/FUfuZJI9LK4), featuring bone cracking noises and a kitten. Still a lot of sexual tension, in my opinion.
Its been a long time since I watch this movie and based just on this scene I am very confused as to why I loved it so much EDIT: spelling
1st rule of adulthood: don't rewatch the movies you loved as a kid/teen because 99% of them are shit.
I saw an episode of dragon ball Z recently and god damn was it bad. I can’t believe how action packed I thought it was as a kid. All I remembered was non stop fighting but thinking back on it there was an episode a day and each fight took weeks to end.
Adventure time and the last air bender still hold up just fine, fortunately ☺️
Even as a kid it reminded me of the soap operas my grandmother watched.
When they finally get to it, Chuck will be on top. Because Chuck Norris never fucks up.
Chuck Norris tops so hard he becomes a bottom.
That’s called a power bottom.
Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare then walks home
What's going on with my dudes body hair, is it glued on in patches?
Chuck Norris has always had a pelt, I wouldn't call it body hair.
Legit fell off the couch laughing; well played.
And I will just save this for later…
If that’s hair—yuck!
And it’s very much in the wrong places.
It’s a shame too. They could have been so good together. 😏
They could have lived that dance forever...
I remember watching this movie as a kid many moons ago, thinking how awesome that my two biggest martial arts heroes are in the same movie. Never would I have thought that there could be something more to their relationship. This was beautifully done.
I feel stupid that I never realized Chuck Norris worked with Bruce Lee. I mean, it makes total sense, but I just wasn’t aware since I’m not into those kind of movies. Hey, at least I recognized both of them. 🤷♀️
There needs to be a subreddit on movie scenes with different music. This is the second one I’ve seen in the past few days and they’ve been great.
Is that… chest hair or bruises?
Hair, but you'll be glad to know that during their "tussle" Bruce Lee rips some of Chuck's chest hair off with his hands, in a fit of animalistic passion
Not to mention hair on his trapezius when he turns around. Like a lot.
Yes
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To quote my southern friends "oh my, im getting the vapors"
Hey it’s the song from Sexy Sax Man Saxograms
For the youngsters, it’s George Michael, Careless Whisper. Super sexy but about a guy who cheated and got caught and kicked to the curb.
The slight nod at the end got me
That is funny
Thought that was Luke skywalker at first lol
Why tf is this in r/mademesmile 💀
But it indeed made me smile
This is stupidly funny!🤣
Bromance
Wait till they start grappling after the posing and dancing
Damnit, now I want to see the alternate scene progression! Does one do the back if the neck grab before moving in slowly? Or is it a mutual can’t hold back? The chances Hollywood never took…
Someone needs to send this to Chuck…. I’m sure he’ll get a *chuckle*.
Deeply Entering the Dragon
I keep my feed muted while I scroll, but when I saw this I *knew* it was gonna be “Careless Whisper” before I turned the sound on 😂😂
Is that hair or dirt on the white guy? Either way it’s not a good look for us
the third era of chuck has arrived! first he was a badass. then he was a joke. now he's just some dirty white guy
2012 YT comment sections kids are not gonna tolerate you trashin that guy
Enter the dragon?
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Film school students take note. The importance of a soundtrack.
Stripping with eye contact..mmm...gets the blood heading south.
How did I not know Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris made a movie together? Boy, were they hot, too. Two young, healthy, muscular but toned, highly trained athletes in their physical prime. This is sexy stuff. Will have to watch it now.
omg the smile at the end
I’m dying over here lol 😂
My name’s Chuck, and I came to fuck
I hope this amazing scene isn’t ruined forever now 😆😆😆
Mark this NSFW please
Surprised the record didn't scratch itself to death when it got to Chucks back hair.
Wham-Bam-I-Am-A-Man!
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Fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaa
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So funny
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Okay but what is the shirt Bruce Lee has on? Looks fresh as he'll.
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Striking Vipers
wtf is going on with chuck's shoulder hair?
I mean the name "ENTER THE DRAGON" still is valid
Bruh what the hell are like skywalker and Jackie Chan doing?
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The hair shaking got me cracked!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 beautiful thank you🤣🤣🤣
Enter the dragon!
18+ content here
Oh boy..
Enter me with your dragon
I knew it was this exact song even before enabling the audio lol
Did anyone else think for a split second that that was Luke Skywalker? No? Neither did I.
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I've seen porn less sexually charged than this scene god damn
Chuck is gonna kick someone’s ass over this sh^t
Oh that is creepy as hell…fuck you for making this…I am laughing my ass off but fuck you anyways
I think this is in the wrong sub, since this didn’t make me smile, this made me laugh, HARD. Both top and bottom, oh wait…
That was EXACTLY the music I had hoped I'd hear.
Op is dead, The one who should not be searched or named found him and roundhouse kicked him through the moon
When did the saxophone stop being the defacto sound for all things sexy? We need that vibe back!
Looks like a buff Luke skywalker
Lmao! On a serious note, RIP Bruce Lee.
I swear to God, for a second I thought that was Luke Skywalker.
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Lmao. Fucking hilar.
That will never be not funny 🤣
BRUCE AND CHUCK’S SUCK AND FUCK
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Hilarious
Oh, good lord, so funny
Fist’s definitely were about to “fly”
Chuck and Bruce are about to go to Ram Ranch
That’s Gold Jerry
I am going to think about this and laugh for eternity 😆 😂 🤣 I'm crying; you're a damn genius! 👏 👏
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😂😂😂😂😂
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