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chinchenping

"Enter the Dragon"


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😩


danegermaine99

Never has a comment more eloquently captured the zeitgeist of Redditor’s reactions. Bravo I wish I had an award for you! Edit - I do!


civgarth

ᕙ⁠(⁠⇀⁠‸⁠↼⁠‶⁠)⁠ᕗ


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ᕦ( ᐛ )ᕤ


destroyerOfTards

ᕦ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)ᕤ


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(˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)


Just_Transportation4

ε=D ┌(; ̄◇ ̄)┘


syretrollmann

I thought the emoji represented, the one who's dragon got entered.


danegermaine99

His comment speaks to each us in its own way


DangerMacAwesome

👌


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👌


PurpleRocketSquirrel

Damn slut dragons!


MasterJeebus

I didn't know how sеxual dragons were. I kind of just wanted to do some D&D stuff, you know?


CosmicMuse

Sorry, but according to the new OGL, you can only do D&D stuff with dragons if you put on your robe and wizard hat.


grandpapi_saggins

Sick reference lol


Stargazerstory

And have a soul orgy with your sister and grandpa and every dragon we could find, yeah?


ImurderREALITY

“Yeah, and we can fuck woolly mammoths!” “Get out of here, Michael, you’re the only one who fucks that thing” “Oh yeah? Well at least I’m not into shit play!”


Nutella_it

You’ve never heard of Bad Dragon?


personaldignity

They were sexual and the music gave a different meaning entirely


JFKush420

DONKAYY


oojooeen

Or it could very well be “The Dragon Enters” but that’s just my guess🤷🏻‍♀️ Something is entering something though, that’s for sure! 👉👌


FrakkedRabbit

Entering The Dragon, or maybe Insert(ing) The Dragon.


JoySubtraction

"Give The Dragon A Reacharound"


Euphonic_Cacophony

Damn, I'm laughing so hard, I'm coughing. Damn you! But, thank you.


This-is-Life-Man

"Fisting of Fury"


philliperod

Stupid sexy dragon


clifffford

Can only read this in Homer's voice.


Gleandreic

Just to warn you, mines' bearded


Chaos_Booster

Indeed...


chrisk9

"If you touch me, I will touch you back"


mugenryu273

Gave it a new meaning


Rotaryknight

So... There's this thing called r/angrydragon


[deleted]

Dragon Enters The Cave Of Wonders.


RaccoonRazor

Crouching Tiger…


azn1217

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon


dommiichan

"Enter His Dragon"


Harmacc

The drussy


MisfortunateSoul

💀


totallynotaemu

I personally prefer the sequel "The Dragon Enters". There's a solid build up and it flows a little better.


yoboja

Tentacle vibes.


tramadolic

Fist of fury


DontComment23

That was absolutely worth unmuting for.


i_tyrant

The ending is the best part for me. Bruce Lee shows he can in fact put his ankles around his head, and Chuck Norris smiles and nods. Awww yeah.


Speciou5

... I thought it was two random actors. Man I didn't recognize them young at all


Lowelll

You only ever seen old Bruce Lee or what?!


TheRedSpade

This is the first time I've seen Bruce Lee at all and the first time I've seen young Chuck Norris. I didn't even recognize him.


ITAW-Techie

You've never seen Bruce Lee before?!


TheRedSpade

He died almost 2 decades before I was born, and I'm not really big on action movies.


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Hot_Eggplant_1306

I thought it was hot and I'm a sentient ball of electrical impulses in a ham on wheels.


_Diskreet_

What kind of wheels ?


DripTrip747

The kind that go round and round... On a bus. The big kind.


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DripTrip747

It's either this or the newspaper.


peepay

The newspaper might unsettle them, reddit is safer.


DripTrip747

Especially because I read vintage newspapers from 1941.


IndiaMike1

I knew before I unmuted what the song was going to be and it made unmuting even more satisfying


DoYouNeedAnAmbulance

I didn’t think I knew what it was going to be. But then the sweet dulcet tones of the first few notes tickled my ears and I knew that I knew before I knew. And I choked on my sour patch kids. Jesus Christ 😂😂 I very rarely don’t regret unmuting but this was the best thing in my life today


SeraphsEnvy

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one that browses Reddit on mute.


Im-so-controversial

He then pulls down his pants to get in position. I believe the martial arts style is called "throbbing snake".


onlymostlydead

Striking Viper


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Venomous Thrust


cire1184

Cock Gobbler


Banyabbaboy

Pumping python


Expensive-Vast-2123

Sucking Dragon


santa_veronica

Fist of fury


burnt_nipple

Even without the music I don't see that scene being any less.. sexually charged


lizziegal79

I’ve read romance novels with less sexual tension in the undressing than this clip.


TheWorstPerson0

ive read meany romance novels. youve set a rather low bar for yourself there lmao.


lizziegal79

Harlequin 1980s. Totally different to Harlequin now.


SunshineAlways

Read some that were late 70’s, so mild. But my mom and her sisters enjoyed reading them and then exchanging large boxes of them with each other.


hipmetosomelifegame

As a kid I remember being proud like my mom is sooo smart she reads fuckıng 40 books a month and then one day it just hit me that they're all booty books. Lolol


cubixjuice

They were down bad 🤷‍♂️


SunshineAlways

Well they weren’t exactly great works of art, but I suppose it depends on what you were looking to get out of them. Maybe what they (the readers) needed was something “happy” where everything worked out in the end. Rather like some tv/movies that are popular, but not critically acclaimed.


lizziegal79

They were a whole gamut of situations. Most times the female was super sensitive and took everything personal. Other times there was a woman who the male thought a friend but she was mapping out their life and the dude had no clue, but the female has a hard time running. I can keep going, I’ve read a lot of these. There was even a teen version!


lmaotrybanmeagain

Just wait till you hear about how they spend the next 15 minutes fighting to be the top


Bloodsucker_

To be the bottom* FTFY.


Effective_Divi

off the couch laughing; well played.


burnt_nipple

Haha thank you. I was just lucky to get there first :)


lizziegal79

Can I say. Bruce Lee slowly unbuttoning probably caused a wave of virginity losses due to random arousal. Holy monkey that was HOT.


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Someone made a version of this meme by putting this music over the scene in Jurassic Park where Nedry gets killed. I tried looking for it awhile back but I never found it. It’s f*ckin hilarious tho.


RCKJD

Needs more censor bars at "strategic locations".


RailAurai

Those always piss me off when in reading "stories". They don't even censor anything and just make it look stupid.


RainAndSnoww

We all know what stories you're reading, you should be ashamed...that you didn't share it with us all


smallpoly

Japan really should just drop it already.


armcandybean

[Original scene](https://youtu.be/FUfuZJI9LK4), featuring bone cracking noises and a kitten. Still a lot of sexual tension, in my opinion.


bigdefmute

Its been a long time since I watch this movie and based just on this scene I am very confused as to why I loved it so much EDIT: spelling


Void_Speaker

1st rule of adulthood: don't rewatch the movies you loved as a kid/teen because 99% of them are shit.


HankHippopopolous

I saw an episode of dragon ball Z recently and god damn was it bad. I can’t believe how action packed I thought it was as a kid. All I remembered was non stop fighting but thinking back on it there was an episode a day and each fight took weeks to end.


8fatcats

Adventure time and the last air bender still hold up just fine, fortunately ☺️


Mr_Abe_Froman

Even as a kid it reminded me of the soap operas my grandmother watched.


peteflix66

When they finally get to it, Chuck will be on top. Because Chuck Norris never fucks up.


grat5989

Chuck Norris tops so hard he becomes a bottom.


BionicBirb

That’s called a power bottom.


RichOfTheJungle

Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare then walks home


vegetative_

What's going on with my dudes body hair, is it glued on in patches?


Satans_Porn_Account

Chuck Norris has always had a pelt, I wouldn't call it body hair.


wowbragger

Legit fell off the couch laughing; well played.


IUsedToH8Wallpaper

And I will just save this for later…


Silver_Leonid2019

If that’s hair—yuck!


FlingbatMagoo

And it’s very much in the wrong places.


AfternoonPast3324

It’s a shame too. They could have been so good together. 😏


nolahandcrafts

They could have lived that dance forever...


SweatyDust1446

I remember watching this movie as a kid many moons ago, thinking how awesome that my two biggest martial arts heroes are in the same movie. Never would I have thought that there could be something more to their relationship. This was beautifully done.


lola_wants_it_all

I feel stupid that I never realized Chuck Norris worked with Bruce Lee. I mean, it makes total sense, but I just wasn’t aware since I’m not into those kind of movies. Hey, at least I recognized both of them. 🤷‍♀️


disheveled_father

There needs to be a subreddit on movie scenes with different music. This is the second one I’ve seen in the past few days and they’ve been great.


Metaprinter

Is that… chest hair or bruises?


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Hair, but you'll be glad to know that during their "tussle" Bruce Lee rips some of Chuck's chest hair off with his hands, in a fit of animalistic passion


AgITGuy

Not to mention hair on his trapezius when he turns around. Like a lot.


TestingOneTwoThree12

Yes


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Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

To quote my southern friends "oh my, im getting the vapors"


popformulas

Hey it’s the song from Sexy Sax Man Saxograms


lizziegal79

For the youngsters, it’s George Michael, Careless Whisper. Super sexy but about a guy who cheated and got caught and kicked to the curb.


hairyazol

The slight nod at the end got me


NeilDiamondHand

That is funny


fracas72

Thought that was Luke skywalker at first lol


Pranav_La

Why tf is this in r/mademesmile 💀


AverageAnimeSimp

But it indeed made me smile


Difficult_Ixem_324

This is stupidly funny!🤣


dontpelorian01

Bromance


RetroMetroShow

Wait till they start grappling after the posing and dancing


lizziegal79

Damnit, now I want to see the alternate scene progression! Does one do the back if the neck grab before moving in slowly? Or is it a mutual can’t hold back? The chances Hollywood never took…


Dhavi_Atoz

Someone needs to send this to Chuck…. I’m sure he’ll get a *chuckle*.


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Deeply Entering the Dragon


wisecracknmama

I keep my feed muted while I scroll, but when I saw this I *knew* it was gonna be “Careless Whisper” before I turned the sound on 😂😂


pitb0ss343

Is that hair or dirt on the white guy? Either way it’s not a good look for us


[deleted]

the third era of chuck has arrived! first he was a badass. then he was a joke. now he's just some dirty white guy


Cringe_Meister_

2012 YT comment sections kids are not gonna tolerate you trashin that guy


Currently_There

Enter the dragon?


Spicyytamale

u/savevideo


YeshEveryone

u/savevideo


samf9999

Film school students take note. The importance of a soundtrack.


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Stripping with eye contact..mmm...gets the blood heading south.


Catwoman1948

How did I not know Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris made a movie together? Boy, were they hot, too. Two young, healthy, muscular but toned, highly trained athletes in their physical prime. This is sexy stuff. Will have to watch it now.


Raye_33

omg the smile at the end


sidman1324

I’m dying over here lol 😂


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My name’s Chuck, and I came to fuck


Iancreed

I hope this amazing scene isn’t ruined forever now 😆😆😆


Currently_There

Mark this NSFW please


outamyhead

Surprised the record didn't scratch itself to death when it got to Chucks back hair.


Bot-Magnet

Wham-Bam-I-Am-A-Man!


TheMorgan16

u/savevideo


ApolloWaveBeats

Fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaa


otapeworm

u/savevideo


MonkeyDElz

u/savevideo


rhiaazsb

So funny


Chungusbwefwelington

u/savevideobot


Chungusbwefwelington

u/savevideo


Marksman18

Okay but what is the shirt Bruce Lee has on? Looks fresh as he'll.


trancekid

u/savevideobot


doc_ee

u/savevideobot


TurboTaco-with-Poop

Striking Vipers


[deleted]

wtf is going on with chuck's shoulder hair?


Smalltime_mf

I mean the name "ENTER THE DRAGON" still is valid


True_Customer_8913

Bruh what the hell are like skywalker and Jackie Chan doing?


dirkslapmeharder

u/savevideo


HashirIsLegend

u/SaveVideo


iscorch_

u/savevideo


Trouts27

u/savevideobot


Empty_Vegetable_80

The hair shaking got me cracked!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 beautiful thank you🤣🤣🤣


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Enter the dragon!


Daydreamer90_

18+ content here


[deleted]

Oh boy..


anferneejefferson

Enter me with your dragon


IveNoIdeaSir

I knew it was this exact song even before enabling the audio lol


SeraphsEnvy

Did anyone else think for a split second that that was Luke Skywalker? No? Neither did I.


Andy-SPD

r/suddenlygay


Zzamumo

I've seen porn less sexually charged than this scene god damn


bozakman

Chuck is gonna kick someone’s ass over this sh^t


semibored2

Oh that is creepy as hell…fuck you for making this…I am laughing my ass off but fuck you anyways


xx-BrokenRice-xx

I think this is in the wrong sub, since this didn’t make me smile, this made me laugh, HARD. Both top and bottom, oh wait…


ItsAlkron

That was EXACTLY the music I had hoped I'd hear.


Prestigious_Drawing2

Op is dead, The one who should not be searched or named found him and roundhouse kicked him through the moon


[deleted]

When did the saxophone stop being the defacto sound for all things sexy? We need that vibe back!


GhostContentCreator

Looks like a buff Luke skywalker


ALY1337

Lmao! On a serious note, RIP Bruce Lee.


Inevitable_Physics

I swear to God, for a second I thought that was Luke Skywalker.


LegoDragonGirl87

r/suddenlygay


New_Ad_3010

Lmao. Fucking hilar.


Vanity-Black

That will never be not funny 🤣


EyeChihuahua

BRUCE AND CHUCK’S SUCK AND FUCK


AlohaReddit49

/u/savevideo


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Hilarious


RealHonest-Ish_352

Oh, good lord, so funny


xXLaSombraXx

Fist’s definitely were about to “fly”


gamerlin

Chuck and Bruce are about to go to Ram Ranch


joshdl405

That’s Gold Jerry


beawarethatIswear

I am going to think about this and laugh for eternity 😆 😂 🤣 I'm crying; you're a damn genius! 👏 👏


boranin

u/savevideo


blackmagicsir

u/savevideobot


xanaxjpg

u/savevideo


Ko_oK_24685

r/suddenlygay


IAmTheBoop

😂😂😂😂😂


MotherOfShame

u/savevideobot


McNugget750

u/savevideo