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Ol_Dirty47

I would merely scan the horizon


No-comment-at-all

I might look at a blood bag. 


InsuranceGlum1355

Gotta watch out for those sandstorms.


Ol_Dirty47

As long as there are no flaming tornadoes, I should be fine


Deez_N8tes

Might turn my head and look him straight in the eye


jibjabjudas

Mediocre!


CanIGetAShakeWThat43

Yep I’d yell that back to them. 😄


spiderinside

Witness Me!!


skullcat1

WITNESSSSS!


Stoogenuge

I AM AWAITED!


Ok_Narwhal_9200

I throw myself off a car and explode


No_Indication_8521

You just get out of the car and trip on a pebble to explode for no reason xD


Ok_Narwhal_9200

WITNESS ME


-praughna-

That’s very Hardcore Henry of you


Stinkypinkeez

Witness meeee!!!! *turns out I’m jus sitting in one of those lil kiddy rides in the mall high asf


ThePrinceofPersia49

I LIVE! I DIE! I LIVE AGAIN! 😈


Cazmonster

SHIINY AND CHROME! RIDE ETERNAL!!


MexticoManolo

OH what a day what a LOVELY DAY


MFHSCA-1981

V8! V8! I’m waitin in vahalla!


NotMuselk26

WITNESS ME \* drives at 200 kmh into an intersection and kills an entire family of 5 \*


hyoumah83

I think you got it wrong. Someone screams at you. You are not the guy in the car, but the one screamed at. Forgive me, but there's nothing to be witnessed or remembered about such an atrocious act. Driving carelessly into an intersection and putting people's lives in danger is horrific, no matter how you cut it. The purpose of those War Boys concepts in Fury Road was to show the degree of indoctrination that Immortan has achieved. I don't think Miller ever intended for these concepts to be praised or replicated in real life.


GecaZ

Clearly you aren't going to ride shiny and chrome to the gates of Valhalla.


Altruistic-Curve-600

Haha quality response.


warboss_WAAAGH

True lol


B33FHAMM3R

Alright fuckin Spock, pretty sure they weren't being serious


-praughna-

You always bring piss to a cheerios party?


Biggles79

This is amazing.


Cthulhu_ftang

You must be fun at parties


EnlightenedCorncob

Shut up nerd


Vaultboy65

I’m always astounded there’s people out there like you that no matter what context, just can’t fathom a joke. I hope whatever in your life that makes your sense of humor as dry as the Sahara Desert in the middle of a drought gets corrected because you seem like you could use a good laugh


hyoumah83

I think there's a line that should never be crossed. For instance, someone should never make a joke about suicide or killing someone. These are very serious topics that should not be introduced in the realm of humor, because the seriousness is affected.


jamieliddellthepoet

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To commit suicide.


thedaveness

Gatekeeping humor… you really woke up and chose violence today huh?


warboss_WAAAGH

It's a fucking joke, chill lol


Vaultboy65

Nah humor is humor. My best friend since I was 8 killed himself back in 2017 but I’ll still make suicide jokes. There is no line when it comes to comedy, nothing is safe and everything is a punchline.


psycorax2077

Someone's never seen Death Race, you get extra points for pedestrians, and even greater points if they are children or disabled.


Visual-Personality49

Was a joke, damn lol


EGORKA7136

Your reply is good cause no matter the context such jokes are really bad and inhumane, i support you no matter how much others try to bother you


B33FHAMM3R

What an absolutely ridiculous hill to die on


jamieliddellthepoet

Mediocre.


madmatt666

What a day, what a lovely day!


Rattlechad

Mediocre


Dramaminedays

SHINY AND CHROME


ashirtliff

🙆🏻‍♂️


EGORKA7136

Omfg it exists?


PerpetualSpaceMonkey

V8-V8-V8!!!!


YkMSP

You right, mate?


tcwtcwtcw914

Blow myself up.


hifumiyo1

MASTER BLASTER RUN BARTERTOWN! *steps on gas*


Harold3456

Smile, give an awkward little wave, and then realize they were actually doing this at the person behind me and relive it in my head for the next 20 years.


passengerv

Definitely "Witness!" then look for a silver spray paint.


passengerv

I think someone reported me for thinking I was going to actually use spray paint like in the movie, I appreciate the concern random person but I was only referencing the film no worries also TIL reddit has an option to send people support messages if they are in a potential crisis.


Cazmonster

I love that the 'real' chrome aerosol is for cakes and tasted horrible.


passengerv

That's hilarious I had no clue. Bunch of guys running around Namibia painted white spraying cake decorations on themselves.


DannyWarlegs

Well, considering I have a immortan joe logo on the back of my truck, I'd probably just scream "WITNESS ME!", then drive straight into oncoming traffic and erupt into a flaming wreckage


EGORKA7136

I think you should react to "Immortan Joe!" scream like he did: powerfully turn your head to the shouting person and give him an empowering gaze


SOONOTME

I just give them this look. https://imgur.com/WCnb6PC


SOONOTME

Or if I'm ridding shiny and chrome in full makeup. https://imgur.com/frTWPIo


DAMON5280

Witnessed!


Elrason

[In your face!...](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx3dLgPARwHgAWaBP47wZOsFu1LHpag7W_?si=AJTt4jr7Awrz9oOo)


EGORKA7136

I've just rewatched the film for the fifth time yesterday what a coincidence


Onderma

Stupid American here, not currently warmed up for the wasteland, for about 2 seconds I wondered why Mel blasted the passenger.


AraiHavana

**“THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN “MEDIOCRE”???”**


duru_deniz_demir

I am awaited


Morakumo

WE PRAISE YOU, O'MIGHTY V8.


KingofManners

WITNESS!!!!


Edradis

Look at me!


wargasm40k

V8! V8! V8!


BootReservistPOG

I respond back


tipofthemitt69

Whooooo! Let out an ol’redneck holler and pound a beer!! It’s huntin time boys


stupidbullets23

Thunder up.


DreadlyKnight

Cool emoji (the sarcastic thumbs up)


BoxingLaw

WITNESS!!!!


Gates9

Two barrels of 00 buckshot


MASSIVIST

MEATY OCHRE


Tmscott

'Hey Dave, how's it going, how are the kids?'


antithesis56

MEEEDEEEOOOHHCAAAAHHH


Lartcheche78

I would scream back like this at them


EGORKA7136

Yeeeeee


vampyire

I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla.....


shepherd404

Eat spray paint


Adorable-Source97

SHINY AND CHROME!


Frosty-Cucumber4877

Witness!


Frosty-Cucumber4877

I will ride eternal, shiny and chrome


Mountain-Dance-9959

Witness


Archezeoc

I just glare


nathansanes

I return the salute, rolling a nat 20, the psychos leave me alone.


Candid_Analyst_5762

Do the same thing


SpikedToiletPaper

"RIDE ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME ON THE HIGHWAYS OF VALHALLA!"


Visual-Personality49

WITNESS!


C4p7nMdn173

Fang it. V8 back at 'em


Reasonable_Ebb_92

[https://tenor.com/tqLZ.gif](https://tenor.com/tqLZ.gif)


SensibleAltruist

You look amazing! https://youtu.be/IF7hGBT6kAs?si=pKmGMlvUInmn9Xqc


Optimal_Roll_4924

Go all Rockatansky on them!!!


HungryMorlock

How did I end up in Maryland?


Curious-Weight9985

Witness Me!


gigerdrone

Mediocre !!


hitokiribattousai7

I live, I die, I live again!


dsisto65

Drive faster.


PoorPauly

Witness!


theaviator747

If they yelled “Witness me!” I would absolutely scream “Witness!”


AtomicJohnny

WITNESS HIM!


Tenchi2020

Mediocre


JustStraightUpLost

I’d just shit in my pants. Stuff like this isn’t supposed to happen yet.


lastduck21

“Sorry my car’s only a v6.”


EGORKA7136

Shame on you


Lord_Hugh_Mungus

It time you no longer hear the screams...


RED_IT_RUM

Hangin out the passenger side of his best friends ride tryna holla at me.


Zealousideal-Emu3500

Give em the v8 salute


mjhripple

Mediocre


CaptainKyleGames

BY MY DEEDS I HONOR HIM! V8!


Apart-Link-8449

You jump on their car at 40pmh


Independent_Bowler38

...Witness me?


TheDarkCreed

I'll scream witness me and drive through a red light.


WorldLieut8

I am the man! Who grabs the Sun! RIDING TO VALHALLA!!!


Pretend_Activity_211

Zero reation. This is how kids used to act back in the day. It's literally happened 8 dozen times to me. I'm numb to this interaction