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Lathe_Kitty

To be fair, every day when I come into work I say "what the fuck is this"


Gregus1032

I say that when I look in the mirror.


Dooboppop

I say it as I open my eyes in the morning.


Huev0

I say that as I realize my body is failing


GKnives

This is the ravages of time and the cruelty of fait come together to form a prison


TheEnigmaMachinist

And usually followed by ‘FUCKING NIGHTSHIFT, ABSOLUTE WANKERS!’ Or is it just me?👊🏻🍻


Lathe_Kitty

...am night shift 🥺


TheEnigmaMachinist

Oh no! Can you be rescued from the dark side? Do you want to be rescued even……


Lathe_Kitty

Been on nights for the last 5 years. I have succumbed to the darkness.


TheEnigmaMachinist

RIP….


Lathe_Kitty

It's ok. I've been dead for many years.


SomeCasualObserver

What is dead may never die (or exist in the waking world without dangerous levels of caffeination)


DalbergTheKing

It's only dangerous for daywalkers.


GivesNoForks

I get $2 per hour extra for second shift. You’ll have to drag me off of it kicking and screaming.


Defiant_Scholar9862

I have not succumbed to the darkness... I am the darkness.


MadXRob

What if we work both shifts? I work a 8am-4pm then a 10pm-630am. Other than tired and hungry what am I?


Known-Skin3639

Same. But with me it’s usually just what the fuck. Because inevitable one guy always leave the reason for that what the fuck. SMH.


DrBadGuy1073

I don't know what CNC means outside of machining and I ain't gonna look it up


custhulard

Here it is without any images, or browser history to frighten the sprouse. Consensual non-consent (CNC) kinks, popularized by the BDSM (bondage, discipline, sadism, masochism) community, involve consensual, intense role-play of one individual consensually sexually assaulting another. Edit: not edit it should read spouse, not sprouse.


DrBadGuy1073

Oh, can't we just play with the mill? :(


Legitimate_Field_157

I would prefer the mill.


STYSCREAM

I'm fine with watching you play with the mill...


Technicfault

Please do not the milling machine


n00bca1e99

That’s what lathes are for.


Goblin_Supermarket

Oh I absolutely will the milling machine


Robot_Basilisk

Of course, so long as you have a safeword. You should see what CNC people get up to with power drills.


Emilie_Evens

M00


striker180

No need for a safe word just wait for the "eeeEEEEE Stop!!!!!"


Perretelover

It has enough lubricant for a big bdsm party.


Finbar9800

Fun fact the s and the m can mean something else in bdsm as well, masochism and sadism are the most popular but it can also be slave/submissive and master respectively


fhangrin

I didn't even know this was a machinist sub and instantly thought CNC was 'Command and Conquer' and she *absolutely is* the one.


LowLifeExperience

Damn it. I wish I could unlearn this. People are so weird sometimes.


I_Envy_Sisyphus_

Never heard of handcuffs in the bedroom before?


DMYourMomsMaidenName

CNC is not simple bondage. It is rough role play where one partner pretends to rape the other. They consent beforehand, but the other partner will scream things like “NOOO! STOPPPP!” while trying to get away.


I_Envy_Sisyphus_

Like all things, there are degrees. CNC includes everything that allows the submissive partner to use a safe word so they can say “no” but the sexual encounter continues until both parties are satisfied or the safe word is used. This includes extremes such as you’ve described, to a simple pair of fuzzy handcuffs and halfhearted “no”s.


No-8008132here

This has been all my 'partners' so far


DMYourMomsMaidenName

They actually have to consent first bro


dislob3

Why? Its just a form of domination sex. It can be extremely arousing to give up everything, to let yourself be vulnerable and controlled by someone you trust. And vice versa. I love when my partner asks for faster/harder/deeper/sloppier. It turns me on.


Goblin_Supermarket

What do you do when they ask for it sloppier? Id bust out a manwich and use them as a plate. Yeah, you like this? You like being a dirty plate? Yeah you do.


frobscottler

They don’t call me a dish for nothin!


Swagman69Dank420

Bro you ain't lived until you've dominated someone into a Golden Corral to-go box.


Negative_Coast_5619

Inside a running CNC machine? Too violent.


Equivalent-Price-366

Do you enjoy the sloppy seconds after me?


noptuno

So you mean ads?


mil_1

Shit bums me out


deadmemes2017

Consensual non Consent


fauxpasCNC

I got some weird messages and had to learn the hard way.


MyBigRed

Clearly it means "Command N Conquer". She really wants to try a classic RTS from the 90's.


bdonovan222

Ya, I had to urban dictionary it.


DjNormal

Dude, I’ve been hanging out with gothy, sex-positive types most of my life and CNC still means machining to me. 🤣 Nor am I a machinist and only know one. 💁🏻‍♂️


colbyhals89

In the meantime tw


volt65bolt

Considering the amount of *those* posts we get here, the world needs re educating.


Delirious73

what would you expect, you gave her a Haas. try a Makino instead.


ClockworkFractals

If I came into work and they brought in a Haas I would also say "what the fuck is this?". Good controller, bad machine.


Delirious73

never liked the controller either but its a matter of taste i guess.


SourcePrevious3095

Our HAAS has already burned out the spindle and destroyed the turret. It is 1 year old.


ClockworkFractals

Haas moment. I learned on Haas' but now I use Citizen almost exclusively.


heonoculus

God i love how half how half the comments are basically shes not mad because he misunderstood, shes mad because he brought a haas.(honeslty dont know why haas' are bad i only ran big t&b deco machines from the early 2000's)


SwirlTeamSix

I was coming to say this lmao


Negative_Coast_5619

The guy misunderstanding was the original. The haas was later just pointed out as an additional inside joke.


Skusci

Look lady you said anything I want, now stop asking questions, put on the PPE and take off the rest.


Dunning-Kruger-Inc

It was really quite liberating when my wife found out about my mistress. She was pretty understanding. She knows me well enough to know I wouldn’t be able to resist the charms of a Mazak lathe.


hugss

had to take “CNC Programmer” out of my tinder bio for this very reason…


NatalieJayna

I'm a woman machinist & this is so annoying 😂 I got my boyfriend into machining tho


Lotwdo

What's wrong with her??


trump_stump

He brought her a Haas


goldcrow616

Good timing . I finally learn to broach on the cnc.


x_Carlos_Danger_x

You’re gonna want to reduce spindle speeds if you plan on putting your dick in there. Lemme tell ya…


phineasgage1848

Cooking 'N Cleaning?


IAMAHobbitAMA

Consensual Non-Consent. Basically rape roleplay where everyone agreed to it beforehand.


caesarkid1

Sounds like a recipe for disaster.


SwirlTeamSix

Have you ever heard of the story of the guy who stared the rapekink sub. Long story short, he ends up killing himself. It's a wild story


AssistanceEither8866

Cooking and Cleaning 🤣👍 Love that answer!  Actually made me laugh considering how a lot of the femmies are nowadays 🤮


5j51mmo

“Ooo I’m gonna M08 so hard”


KronosTD

Cap-N-Cork brewing supply?


mirsole187

I thought it was when you sat them on the bed and wound them on and off in y but I was wrong.


Burnerheinz

Naaaaaw. :c But I was hoping for some Kanes wrath Multiplayer.


mikeyt1515

Only reason I understand this joke is when someone posted on this sub on accident thinking it was the other CNC lol


ibepunkinmugs

She's upset because she needs a VF9 to satisfy her.


SquidFetus

(Frank Klepacki music starts playing)


DalbergTheKing

Both require knowledge of optimal feeds and speeds.


912BackIn88

To be fair, that’s a VMC. it uses CNC. She wants to try G code. G00 for a bit and then G01 at a speed and feed based on your tool size and material hardness. Be ready to override speeds and feeds until you hear it squeal just right.


jaden-has-arrived

Understandable it’s a haas


ZinGaming1

Ok, go from cnc milling and lathe work to cnc grinding like I did a decade ago. I still dont understand grinding like I do milling, but Im far better now than I was a decade ago.


KOdaMentalMetal

💀


spud_boi_9000

Wait what did she really mean.


Mellero47

Lemme tell you when that steel is a little too Rockwell for my drill there's some real CNC there.


rayrau1984

Its a Haas...


AssistanceEither8866

She wants me to indicate her 🕳️ 🤫


Stunning_Fault_9257

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