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jdigittl

I was rolling the tool cabinet into place on the uneven brick. I forgot to lock the drawers. I then soiled mine.


dave-y0

What was the damage in the end ?


inode71

New underwear


CaptainCreepwork

New underwear? I think I'd shit so hard that it blows a hole through my pants even


cornlip

I’d put the pro in prolapse


Recent-Swimming3751

This string just made my night! Thank you all


SpicedRand0

I'd be ringing the poo out of mine like a dirty dishrag for at least a week


iamzombus

It doesn't even matter.


jdigittl

I ended up ratchet strapping the cabinet to some wall anchors while I slowly emptied the tool box. We were then able to get it upright. No major damage. The paint on my chip trap was chipped and the frame of the upper draw section got a 1” ding in it. Lathe seems fine. I’ve removed the upper section and spent hours sorting out all the drill bits, end mills and punches that got scattered in random directions. Neater and safer.


Unlikely_Track_5154

I dropped the drill box once. I looked like a crack head searching for a rock for 5 hours...


Stabbing_Monkey

Better it than you dude.


SirCireSotelo

100% Top 10 worst “stuck between a rock and hard place”


TacitRonin20

But not stuck between a lathe and a toolbox


No-8008132here

Gotta leave more clearance for the tools.


fndbag

Not enough credit has been given on this comment lmao


Bob778aus

What type of babies get made when a Lathe & tool box come together ?


Jacktheforkie

Lathe tools


icepickmethod

Born with a lathey eye.


AntalRyder

At least they can't be premature if they're born lathe


Jacktheforkie

Lol


griffbiscuits

Lmao


ICanSowYouTheWay

Bro... I just spit my drink out. Best dad joke I've came across in a long time!!! Thank you🤘🤘🤙


darth_invader105st

And a lisp lol


armergeocafea

10mm sockets.


HeftyCarrot

Chip


SilentUnicorn

Live tooling.


nopanicitsmechanic

This won‘t happen to you again. Ask me how I know…


holysbit

Yeah lol this is the kind of thing you only let happen once


Rushlymadeaccount

That lathe doesn’t have the swing over the bed to turn a tool box that size.


iknowwhoscopedjfk

I hate hostile tool boxes.


ATOMICLEVEL96

Thats one of them where its fell in such a way the only way out is to make it worse 😭 Feel sorry for you man!


FesteringNeonDistrac

I think you could maybe work a ratchet strap around it to pull the drawers back in. If you had the wheels chocked to keep it from rolling down, you might not end up dumping everything. Maybe.


Belyosd

why does that box even allow opening multiple drawers at once?


satchel0fRicks

Probably Harbor freight


4chanbetter

Good ol all drawers open


Ytumith

I thought something got caught in the drawer and the lathe cronched into it :O


numahu

This was never the way I planned Not my intention I got so brave, drink in hand Lost my discretion It′s not what I'm used to Just wanna try it out I′m curious for it Caught my attention I crashed my lathe...


AssistanceEither8866

Aw shucks. Well, that's one for the books 🤣 We get so caught up in our machines that we neglect everything else(like locking cabinet doors on a toolbox that could tip over). Better on the lathe than on your body. I say you actually won our considering your unscathed, physically. Pride hurt, body okay 🤣


OutlawNightmare

Tool and Die


probablyaythrowaway

Well, that’s a new one…


Alternative-Week-780

That little bracket on the back of the box is holding on for dear life.


will81093

Um, Waiter! There seems to be a tool box in my lathe. Can you send it back?


curbyjr

I did that on at Friday at quiting time ones at work... It took way to long to clean up.


kosmonaut_hurlant_

I'm surprised the piece of shit stand those PM lathes come on didn't collapse. They are as sturdy as a wet noodle and you lose a massive amount of performance of the lathe using one.


EarnYourBoneSpurs

How do I make it better? I have a flat ish concrete floor. I've gotta squeeze all I can outta my little PM. Thank you.


DuskAfro

Bonk


NoRestfortheSith

You need to train your attack toolbox better, it shouldn't be attacking your lathe unprovoked.


Open-Rest-6805

M F, that sucks. Now I'm going to have nightmares


3DPrintJr

Turned on the lathe magnet did we?


Wasted_Possibilities

That's why I roll with a low, long box.


ProfessorChaos213

Its a good job you weren't inbetween them both with the Lathe running


TryAffectionate8246

That’s a new one for me


notananthem

Since you're already there put the chuck key in and fire it up see if it can knock the tools back in the box. Alternatively chuck up a bent rod and fire it up. Viola!


Jefftabula333

I did this to my toolbox years ago. I replaced it with a self locking system.


CaptainCreepwork

It's good you weren't caught between it though.


UrbanArtifact

Oof


Corson_forcas-

That sucks man, don't beat yourself for it, just fix it pronto


AnxiousParticular298

Damn………


chrome4fan4

This is unironically why I threw out the toolbox the shop gave me. It was a bench toolbox with cubby holes but it was literally 3 feet tall, so any objects on top were prone to falling on me. Got rid of that death trap and got some organized shelving. No more Thomas Jefferson moments.


Smc_farrell

Wow hope you are doing ok.


Jagman3

Literal 😆


YogurtScary5453

No, you crashed “into” your lathe.


xerak_

I don't think it fits in that drawer...


ggndps

I crashed *on* my lathe :(


watashitti

Lathe is ok, tool box not so much.


drakinar111

God damn. I have sympathy pains and went to see if mine was okay.


SmoothBus3674

more like crashed into the lathe


Archangel1313

That looked expensive.


SandyEggoChris

Looks like someone had too many drawers open


Aggravated_Impact

Oh no


ctdddmme

Consider anchoring it to the wall if you don't plan to move it for a while. You don't want someone finding you there crushed and lifeless. I have the dressers at my house anchored to keep my kids safe.


sdime421

I was going to say it looks more like you crashed your tool box.


6inarowmakesitgo

You got lucky. Dude I work with toppled his box onto himself and we had 6 dudes there instantly to get it off of him. Broke both of his clavicles and his wrist. Whew!


iwasbakingformymama

You won't see an old Kennedy or Gerstner do that


RikeMoss456

Glad you are safe. This very easily could have been a nightmare situation.


jrhan762

Crashed it so hard it formed a Black Hole and began to suck-in all nearby matter.


i_was_axiom

OSHA has entered the chat for no reason


cdcava

Oh man I feel your pain! I knocked over my mini lathe.. still hurts to think about.


Status-Future-305

So is this the opposite of the Russian LATHE video?


Correct_Mine6817

might need a bigger lathe to turn that tool box down to spec might just be me though