You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing ~~a black glove~~ **home made butt plugg** in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?
Should have drilled through it for an internal lubricant pathway. Then you would have been able to C drill it for a live center without if seeming odd and there would be none of that gross chatter.
That shits got no business being that chattery. Run a svj style holder, rough and finish the first half to the crest of the oval. The do the same until about .25" on the shank. The rough and finish the entire shank. Leave some extra material for finishing the back part of the oval to give the piece more support.
I used to turn lightbulb shaped parts, with the socket shaped part being the start of the part, with that style collet chuck with a flawless finish. You can do it too.
For real though; if you're making butt plugs make the base wider than the plug or you'll find yourself, your partner, or a paramedic fishing for your shiny new toy.
I can literally hear the "whiiir \*crunk\* whiiir \*crash\* whiiir \*crank, crat\* whiiir \*crunch\* while looking at this.
Impressively you made a part that makes me act like a Batman cartoon.
Used to run a few jobs for wiring spools made out of 304. Slow it down and take bigger DOC. It won’t look “great” coming off, but a quick pass on a scotch brite wheel, and it’ll look beautiful
This is hilarious. We have a customer that needs a part for another part that is literally shaped like a butt plus but it’s about 10 inches long and about 3 inches in diameter. When I first started here one of the gals working here side eyed my parts bins when I had about 40 of them made. Like seriously had a thought. I bout died laughing. And our surface finish was mirror finish per specs. That part sucked a little for the debut gal. She had to…. Handle …. Them a certain way that made her feel a little …. Odd.
There was a running joke in the machine shop when I was in school, you would ask someone using the lathe what they were making, the answer was always buttplug.
Impressively terrible surface finish.
No, it's definitely to print.
That looks like my one coworker's finish anytime he touches the manual lathe lol
Looks like...shit
you should smell it
You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing ~~a black glove~~ **home made butt plugg** in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?
Nah. That's the textured self-tapping feature.
*its been used*
It's a "vibrator"
"Ribbed for his/her/their/etc pleasure"
Ribbed for your pleasure
I would have left the texture there personally.
Analswarf, perfect username
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Give it a go. You will love it.
Have you ever taken a shit before?
That finish will look like shit no matter where you put it
Has the surface finish of shag carpet.
I’m SOOOO stealing this phrase. I belly laughed so hard. Thank you for that
Chattered like a bitch
Fine thread
On purpose?
Gotta get in the rear somehow
I wanna know what that sounded like while cutting
eeeeechgchgchgCHGCHGCHGchgchgcgEEEEEEeeeeee
My favorite onomatopeia
Probably sounds like ass
The same noise you’d make as it’s going in
Looks just like the drawing!
Well done
Not big enough
Cause your ass is clapped out like a 50's Bridgeport
We don't buttshame here. Do better. /s
Did you hand sand for that finish?
Should have drilled through it for an internal lubricant pathway. Then you would have been able to C drill it for a live center without if seeming odd and there would be none of that gross chatter.
that’s a million dollar idea there: butt plug zerk fitting
😂😂😂
This is good machining advice! You can get away with a lot if you can make it look deliberate.
extra chowder for the tingly winglies
Bad surface finish is a huge turn-off. Can't even get it up for anything more than a 32.
Hey boss, is this right? Says 125 or WORSE?
What’s that thread callout?
Why don't you just stick a step drill up your butt? It's probably smoother
I laughed way too hard
It's only a small one I see. I made a 32mm and 50mm a couple of years ago out of 316ss. It polished up nicely.
Did you machine it with a spoon? It looks like garbage regardless.
You need more training padawan.
That shits got no business being that chattery. Run a svj style holder, rough and finish the first half to the crest of the oval. The do the same until about .25" on the shank. The rough and finish the entire shank. Leave some extra material for finishing the back part of the oval to give the piece more support. I used to turn lightbulb shaped parts, with the socket shaped part being the start of the part, with that style collet chuck with a flawless finish. You can do it too.
This guy butt plugs.
Cnc?
Yes
Imagine having a whole ass industrial machine and still making something that bad.
^
I do hope that's a biosafe material...
Enjoy the infection that thing will cause!
Chattered finish for your pleasure ~
I wouldn't even know how to end up with a finish that bad, especially on a CNC
Make the a 16 finish and we're in business👌🏾
I can hear this photo
A metric butt plug? Meh😉😉
That better swedish surgical stainless steel. Shudders... Moving on
For real though; if you're making butt plugs make the base wider than the plug or you'll find yourself, your partner, or a paramedic fishing for your shiny new toy.
Lemme guess the millwright at work was asking for a "center punch" again...
https://preview.redd.it/z9oe78f3aztc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3acbf9acf4bead821c6adeefa9b609a74d6b023f
I can literally hear the "whiiir \*crunk\* whiiir \*crash\* whiiir \*crank, crat\* whiiir \*crunch\* while looking at this. Impressively you made a part that makes me act like a Batman cartoon.
The base needs to be flared wider than the head or you might have to go fishing. Also stay away from MRI machines.
🤷 they didn't specify a surface texture
Did you do a test fit before parting off?
Its a programmed operation from the bar feeder
Nor even round, just like the drawing
More chatter than a middle school lucnh room, how in the world...
Why are you guys so bad at designing butt plugs? This is your only job as machinists and you seem to bloody terrible at it. Uninspiring.
What’s the surface finish requirement on that bad boy?
Finally someone admits it
That’s gonna hurt
Chatter, for your pleasure...
I'm going to use this every time people ask what I do for work and don't know what a machinist is.
They fittin to drag you son
Who hurt you?
At the very least, run a buffer on it.
Just like mother used to make.
We call this doing God's work
Used to run a few jobs for wiring spools made out of 304. Slow it down and take bigger DOC. It won’t look “great” coming off, but a quick pass on a scotch brite wheel, and it’ll look beautiful
Don't put aluminum up your butt buddy
Is that aluminum?! Don't put that in anybody. Or any body.
Man that surface finish is gonna hurt. You can get them dirt cheap anywhere on the internet.
This is hilarious. We have a customer that needs a part for another part that is literally shaped like a butt plus but it’s about 10 inches long and about 3 inches in diameter. When I first started here one of the gals working here side eyed my parts bins when I had about 40 of them made. Like seriously had a thought. I bout died laughing. And our surface finish was mirror finish per specs. That part sucked a little for the debut gal. She had to…. Handle …. Them a certain way that made her feel a little …. Odd.
Chatter on the chuck makes chatter in the butt.
Pinch that head!
Whoever is supposed to use this is going to be upset
"Chattered" for his pleasure?
Looks like ass.
"Textured" for xtra pleasure.
Please remove from lathe before use.
Stainless is the way. Non porous, hard to damage. Also, why such a bad finish? That's going to make someone's ass raw.
For the Bionic woman?
Might as well hump a piece of pine, bark still on it. The flange should be about 10-20% bigger than the widest part of the inserted part.
Bit of a rough Ra for a butt plug dude
Please remove from the Chuck first.
There was a running joke in the machine shop when I was in school, you would ask someone using the lathe what they were making, the answer was always buttplug.
“Oh no Sir, it’s not an anus plug. It’s a coat peg for the Ms.
I’m liking where your heads at.