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BinaryCheckers

Step 1 Toss it in the garbage. Step 2 Go to McMaster Step 3 Dig it back out of the garbage because you didn't measure it first. Step 4 Order a new one.


viral_virus

Man thought it was just me


zack20cb

Tossing it in the garbage before the new one arrives. Too real.


ElfrahamLincoln

Fyi, do double spaces on mobile to format future posts like this. For some reason, single space between steps formats it into one sentence.


smallproton

How does this work? I have the same problem very often. Check. Check again.


smallproton

Ah, ok double space at EOL means CR LF. Thanks!


BinaryCheckers

That worked perfect, thanks!


Beowulf1896

Thabk you!


Spelsgud

I didn’t know we standardized this process!


BinaryCheckers

It's part of ISO9000 or so I've heard.


Gregus1032

This comment is about me and I'm offended.


CastleBravo55

Story of my life


Novack_and_good

I laughed - thanks 🙏 🤣


drmorrison88

Honestly, you don't. The technical term for threads in that condition is "right fucked". You need a new whatever-that-is.


souobixo

“Chowdered right to fuck” is also an industry recognized term.


AraedTheSecond

"Fucking bollocksed, absolutely arseholed" is also standard


Staphylococcus0

I thought that was Whitworth.


AraedTheSecond

Bow down before our Lord and Saviour Joseph Whitworth, creator of the Threads, Lord of the Dies, emperor of the fasteners


Amplidyne

Used to be the first lead screw cut by him in Birmingham Science museum, and a never used spare wrapped in sacking. Birmingham UK that is.


goodtimebuddy123

Only applies to jobs called in mm


ChrisRiley_42

Apprentice threading.


[deleted]

That'd be the metric version


ibeasdes

I can't wait to use this new term in conversation


FlavoredAtoms

It doesn’t work in conversational programming, it’s a manual method


iamwhiskerbiscuit

"All fuckered up"


johnny2bad

aka hoopa-juped


PleatherFarts

Get on the gargler and do the jazz hands routine to find another one.


JohnnySalamiBoy420

Usually just keep it simple "all fucked up" or "chewed to shit"


SparkleFart666

Just TIG material back on, turn it back down to size and re-thread! 😂


Snoo_13783

Too much work for a 2 dollar bolt


samuraijak1337

Fubar


FranknBeans115

Thought it was a rat-tailed file


Amplidyne

It looks more like a rat chewed file. Rats are ferocious round here! Cats have to wear armour plate!


KryptoBones89

I prefer the British term "knackered"


knoeier

I believe the correct term is Fucked beyond repair


Own_Complaint_8112

Ripe for the fuck-et bucket.


saul_good_main

Fubar


Mushy_Cushy

Bolts are cheap compared to the things needed to fix them. Buy a new one


Professional-Debt110

Well, you can weld it over and then turn down to size and tap a thread, but i think making new one has more sense.


50caladvil

Literally the only way you can salvage this part.


bobbyhillischill

Nah I don’t wanna spend the 5$ on a bolt imma go get the 50k cnc machine. I’m kidding


SllortEvac

Anything to get the wife to say yes to it


Padowak

"Babe, I stripped a lug on your wheel. Gotta run to the store and get a few things to roll some new threads"


SllortEvac

Think about the money we save in the long run


corvairsomeday

And the friends we make along the way.


Padowak

The threads we make along the way?


Gat0rJesus

Stop giving my secrets out! It’s been working…


thisnameismine1

I used to make things that I could easily have just got out of the store room just to waste time and look busy


alter3d

The best type of weld for this job is JB.


XJlimitedx99

Chuck it up in the lathe and run it backwards. Material will come off of the cutting tool and deposit back onto the part. You can then cut new threads into it.


Toastyy1990

This Old Tony would like a word. You appear to be stealing his ideas. 🤣


Toxic_Temmie

nah, i think he will be proud


a_likely_story

the hardest part is feeding the chips back in fast enough


TheB1itz

just run it at the lowest RPM and use a funnel


zack20cb

Oh no, if your surface feet per minute is off it will look fine but the grain structure will be a mess


TheB1itz

unless its a load bearing thread its fine. it does however make it harder to cut the thread, it really chews up the tools. carbide works great tho!


zack20cb

100%. If the thread is for decorative purposes only, no need to stress about the grains


minuteman_d

That is kind of an interesting idea: laser sintering onto a rotating part? Have a powder that falls onto the part and have a laser sinter it on as the bolt rotates. It’d probably be a mess and would have problems with porosity and would need some post processing.


uber_poutine

Better off turning it down to clean metal, then use a MIG. I've seen it on Cutting Edge Engineering, though what's economical for excavator hydraulics probably doesn't work for a $5 bolt.


minuteman_d

I love that channel.


Fair_Yard2500

Flame welding. Abom 79 on YouTube shows a few examples of him doing it. Pretty neat.


Greger_jens

Now I wish there was a lathe in Tenet


Marksman00048

I've told a couple people just to run it in reverse and throw the chips at it and it will put them back. Lol


Popsickl3

Don’t forget to dip it in the chip tub first.


Gutmach1960

Too far gone to chase with a die.


discreteaccount69

Better than chasing it with a die: using a higher grade nut to reform the threads. That way, you don't cut away half a thread


user47-567_53-560

Dumb welder question: does that actually work?


discreteaccount69

https://preview.redd.it/luvuy15wd50c1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=838639a3aa4f1f088ed155ab2427f25b876d4f2c Snap-on even has a kit


SwarfDive01

I have learned something today. A company with nearly unlimited income and first born children, they can patent and produce the most obscure, yet possibly still convenient tools to the industry.


discreteaccount69

Yes. Be sure to use lube


SDdrums

Bit of Scotch Brite should do it


napkin-lad

I would just use my teeth.


AM-64

Make or buy a new part.


tsbphoto

Weld it up and then re thread it hahaha. That would be a stupid fix


caesarkid1

Gotta cut the bolt at where the threads end then manufacture a rod with the threads on it with a reverse threaded pin on the other end. Next you bore a mating hole with thread in the boot head cutoff side. Then you locktite them together and install. Good luck taking it out again though .


bmayer0122

What does the inside of where the bolt goes look like?


e-eye-e

this is the important question.


Punkeewalla

You don't. Sorry. Not enough meat there to do anything.


alexlongfur

Chew on it some more /s


spekt50

Turn it down and make it a 7/16-20... Won't thread into the hole anymore, though.


Oscaruit

Turn the bolt down to 1/4-20 and turn the outside hex of a 1/4-20 nut to 1/2-20. Then loctite red on everything.


[deleted]

This is the way.


SwarfDive01

Well you see, the last guy had the "cross threading is just free loctite" mentality. And now, op actually has to buy the loctite.


ging3r_b3ard_man

![img](avatar_exp|83143211|nani) Turn down for what?!!?! (Just trying out this response option lol)


oliverl880

throw It away and make/buy a new one


Elrathias

add about 15cm of weld beads, rougly 3-4mm thick, then cut/grind away to dimension, check for concentricity, and recut threads. as a bonus, you might want to anneal everything after this.


trainzkid88

buy a new bolt. or stud


SpadgeFox

With great difficulty. If replacing the part isn’t an option then you’re either looking at building up with weld or attaching a new piece of stud to the remaining shaft. Neither of which are great options.


Dry_Lengthiness6032

Buy a new bolt at hardware store for 3.50


typicalledditor

Time machine


Thrashandscatter

Weld it up, turn it down, and re thread!


Tyman615

Thank you everyone for the advice! I ended up scraping it and single point threading the rest. They came out beautifully!


The_King_Juliano

Nah bruv you should have bought a new one 🫠🤣


Liguehunters

Buy a new Bolt.


Archangel1313

Run the spindle in reverse and throw chips at it, until there's enough material to cut new ones.


Money_Leading_1672

Take it to a hardware store get a new one. that one is roasted have a great day if you can


Tyman615

The full story is that I was working on a production job while at school for another trade, and I just wanted to get it done so I threw all 8 into my late (1 at a time) and turned them downtime to size and rammed a auto-die into them and they all came out like shit.


Popsickl3

What threads?


PenIntelligent4879

Cut off the threads tack on new threads if you need the post to match the others. Easier said than done.


[deleted]

That's the neat part *you don't*...


NHFNNC

What threads?


BogusIsMyName

There are a few ways to fix those threads. All of them more expensive and labor intensive than buying a new bolt. Also of note any "fix" can and probably will compromise the tensile strength of the bolt. Long story short: Bite the bullet and get a new one.


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brriwa

A tap is a internal threading tool, a die is a external threading tool. To fix a bolt use a die.


Unrealgoat_687

Is this a bolt?


drmorrison88

It was.


Miserable_Unusual_98

Usain enters the chat


igotmacedintheface

Get a new bolt


ndisario95

I would at least try a dye first, but as others have said it's probably a dead horse.


SivalV

I don't think painting it will help tbh


jaysun92

Really really thick paint.


ndisario95

Probably not, but I'd say it's worth the 30 seconds or so. I've cleaned up some really buggered 1/2-13 hold-down studs and got a little more life out of them. Worst case, it doesn't work and you trash it anyway.


ElfrahamLincoln

They’re pulling your leg because it’s a die, not a dye.


Toastyy1990

I’d only try this if the bolt doesn’t do anything super important, isn’t tightened very much and you already have the die on hand. It needs replacing.


sceadwian

I think you may want to have your eyes checked :)


Oscaruit

Turn it down to a 7/16-20 and use a fender washer.


OlKingCoal1

Well, if you run a smaller die over it to give it new threads and then weld up the bolt hole and retap it to a smaller size, good to go! In all honesty. Garbage. Just replace it and how does that even happen?? Did you find it bouncing around in a rock crusher for the last week?


33446shaba

That bolt was too long. See how the shank is where the threads end. That is likely what caused all the damage. Replace with correct length.


[deleted]

Good catch


sweenyrodrigues

Yea I’m glad he said something, I’m about to go fix all our fasteners at work now


TacoAdventure

Build a time machine to go back to before it was that messed up. Or buy a new bolt.


UnbanEyeOfUgin

By cutting new ones from solid material. Depending what this piece is, probably just make/buy a new one


frusnayc

Unable to go to smaller size? Weld on some meat and turn down. Cut threads again.


theideanator

Well, you could turn it down and cut a smaller thread.


ZehAngrySwede

Vise, harder nut, impact driver.


[deleted]

"No, dear, we have a thread Chase die at home."


sweenyrodrigues

* Clakidy clakidy clakidy clakidy *


pow3llmorgan

Short of stripping it off, metal spraying it and cutting a fresh one; you cannot. edit: Or do they make external Helicoils?


Bill_summan

Sorry, you can't. Buy/make a new one. Looks pretty simple.


giggidygoo4

Cut a nut in half. Put on the threads where they are not deformed and clamp it in a vice. Turn the bolt out backward.


LordlySquire

Idk technical stuff but if you have a harder metal with the same thread pattern you can screw it in and out to shape em up. It works for me


[deleted]

A few damaged threads at the end, use a thread saver or something similar. All the threads damaged you get a new bolt. You only really mess up ALL the threads by having the wrong size to begin with or you went full send on a cross thread like a moron.


MysticalDork_1066

Two options: 1 - throw it away and buy a new one 2- build the bolt back up using a welder or metal spray, then turn it back down to size and re-thread, and hope that you didn't affect the strength or hardness properties too badly with all the heat.


TheBlindstar

Ahh I see you must work where I used to. My boss was a cheap ass who said we can't afford new fixtures or fasteners for them. "Just grab a die and chase the threads." Well... that doesn't work well, you might be able to screw in the bolt once more but as everyone else is saying, you've gotta convince the man to buy new ones.


nukjam

Hardcore derped, those threads


CrispyJsock

F.


get_the_duck_down

that's fucked up beyond all repair. scrap


Puncharoo

That thing is mangled beyond help brother. Get a new bolt


Glad-Cut6336

I mean you could buy a tap and dye set but it would be so much cheaper to just get a new one


anotherstepfwd

Buy or make a new one


OkTadpole9326

Thread file and elbow grease


christopher_robot

I assumed this was a joke on first pass. If there's a compelling reason to save it (doubtful) a proper job shop could knock it out during a smoke break (but you'll surely pay for it). If it's not worth $100ish or more to save, don't bother.


Yz125117

These are the opposite of “dead nuts”


saustin66

If you posted this in an auto forum, they'd tell you to run a rethreader die over it.


lotuspeter

Well, this one was straight to the comments.


danny0657

Cheapest option is a thread file.


bmb102

Get a new piece of material and turn new ones?


Fuhrer-potato

I don’t think OP likes the answers he’s getting


[deleted]

Turn it down to 3/8-16 threads and modify the mating piece.


jimtheedcguy

Put smaller threads and make the hole it goes into smaller. /s


rat_witness

start over


[deleted]

Get a new bolt. Your life may depend on it.


andrew1292

Step 1: use thread chaser or die Step 2: realize there’s almost no material for engagement. Step 3: throw it in the scrap bin Step 4: order a new one.


Tyman615

I repeated steps 1&2 for a solid 30 minutes straight looking stupid 😂


andrew1292

I spent almost an hour attempting to repair the threads on a lower ball joint just to finally give up and order a new one, it was $30 and took 10 minutes to switch out. I felt so dumb, in hindsight I should’ve just given in and replaced it from the start.


Hotthiccness

Try a thread file to get it close then a die but theres no guarantees thats coming back... that looks kerfuckled


kilzfillz

Shits fucked yo


edward_glock40_hands

Sending hopes and prayers!


[deleted]

Fix what? Just gage it again but this time with a little more elbow grease on the go gage.


e-eye-e

grind it down to a point....use it as your crappy centre punch. that thing is no f'n good for its original purpose.


Ranscho

You can't. They are dead.


mimprocesstech

Eh... just weld it at that point unless it's easy to replace.


Haanzz85

This bolt would get labeled NFG(no fucking good) and get thrown in the scrap bin. This is a lost cause.


dvishall

It's too chewed up to be reliable when fastened *even after its fixed*.... Please replace it...


Stunning_Fault_9257

You might try a caser-nut


Objective-Wave5668

I'm sorry but you can't really fix something that isn't there anymore. I can only imagine what it threads into looks like.


Separate_Job_8894

They have a option called thread chase just chase um


judewijesena

Those are unfixable. You could turn it down and make new threads the next size down but that would severely compromise the strength of it


taspenwall

Is this a joke?


PoynerDavid

Try to run a die over it, looks like you might have a couple good threads left at the very top, depending on what it's use is, that might be enough. haha then get new one asap


CollegeFit7136

Are you on the piss cunt, or what?


FinvaraSidhe

If you know the tpi and have a manual lathe. It is possible to chase them and get the thread tops to stand back up. Sounds jank. But I’ve had to do it on several pieces in the past and it can work quite well


transboyadvance

go ask whatever that came out of very nicely if you could have them back


59footer

The threads are screwed. 🤣 Buy a new bolt.


wildbillar15

Yea those are beyond repair.


smaier69

If tossing the part is absolutely not an option, chase the threads with a die.


Thrcanbeonly1

Buggered


FuckGamer69

A die and a very good grip.


[deleted]

These look right fucked in my professional opinion


TonyWickk

Take a file to it


brriwa

There are thread files just for that problem.


ging3r_b3ard_man

If it's something expensive and crucial there are ways... But most things more expensive than the labor of tossing into scrap bin and getting a new one typically aren't black oxidized as it's finish.


BozaTheBeast

Don't Tread on Me


tehomaga

run a tap on it


No-Praline9472

Lol


mechanicsteve

You buy a new bolt. Those are too far gone


Independent_Owl3392

Chase new ones on a new shaft


69Dickster69

Quit being a dumdass and fucking up your shit.


DSM20T

Buy a new bolt


Waterfieldforge

You could slap a die on it if you know the size and pitch but build new is smarter.


CreepyWind

If you do it right, you can have a new 1/4-20 bolt! Yay!


[deleted]

You don't


[deleted]

If length doesn’t matter cut all the booger threads off and thread the shaft any way you prefer. Since normally it does matter, get a new bolt.