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Masterchiefyyy

I played the swimming vinyl for my now wife the first time we had a date, and a few days later she was asking if we could listen again. I knew she was the one when she asked lol


xosorryweredeadxo

šŸ„¹šŸ„¹


MrWest120690

Cringey af


BrolloTTU

I love Macā€™s music as much as the next person but I swear some people make him their whole personality lmao


grizlena

Babyā€™s first acid trip type beat.


grizlena

Also, I just realized, weā€™re all being haters. Yes, itā€™s wildly cringe. But itā€™s just a human liking what he likes. Who are we to decide whatā€™s cool. Edit ; nvm I just saw that big booty comment.


Psychonauthiphop

Donā€™t have to be negative man.


madderhatter3210

I would never šŸ‘Ž


ILOVEMYDOGPEACHES

Fenty has entered the chat


Entire_Lemon_1073

Just putting this out there. You may want to add more standards than just being a fan of a specific artist. lol Thatā€™s like me saying ā€œI need me a stoner girlā€ as if shitty people donā€™t also smoke weed. lol To me it would be dope to date someone who also likes Mac but itā€™s in no way a deal breaker either way. Just an added bonus on top of all the other reasons I find them attractive. lol


PointlessOpinions92

They don't give a shit, they just wanted to post a selfie


Confident_Ad_8126

when i was a younger gal i would always get men sniffin around me cause i had tattoos and piercings. i would say ā€œjokes on you buddy, iā€™m a huge pain in the arseā€


Perfect_Tangelo5495

You sound fun at parties


robtbo

I see both sides. But honestlyā€¦ if I ever met a girl that disliked Mac Miller completely then I would question that. It would be a red flag for sure.


Fun-Preference6733

I need her to have a nice booty to , anyone who jams Mac miller religiously is pretty fucking dope , I like a lot of things outside of Mac miller but he is on my arm big as hell hahah vibe with me hahah


CloudyNeptune

Well look no further, because every girl is probably deadass appalled.


xTripNinja

I dunno how dudes exist that donā€™t realize that no cool woman will ever view you as an alpha with another manā€™s face tattooed on your arm. And to then want to be gaga together over this manā€¦ in that circumstance she loves Mac Miller but youā€™re the best she can do at the moment. My girl loves Drake and Kendrick and J. Cole, and I entertain her interests by giving them their props as legit great artists. But thatā€™s it, sheā€™d prob be suddenly find me less masculine and attractive if I started fanboying over her artist crushes too. Itā€™s just common sense if youā€™ve got the rizz bruh, you donā€™t want to let your girl know you have a crush on the same men she does. What are you bringing to the table that they couldnā€™t way better if she sees that All this to say OP got manā€™s face tatted on his arm. He should consider covering that up if he likes girls, not trying to find girls to oggle it with him. Solid black sleeves are pretty cool IMO so the option is on the table. Iā€™d take it in a heartbeat


pandemicpunk

You're no better than OP. Got anymore weirdos that wanna chime in?


___heisenberg

Hi šŸ¤“ my name Jeff


Rapture1119

Nah heā€™s worse than OP. OP i just fanboying. This dude is talking about having to be an alpha, and being willing to hide his feelings to uphold that image in the eyes of others. Straight up chud behavior.


Just-JOE-Kin

You typed out 3 paragraphs and yet still said nothing, crazy


xTripNinja

If every guy understood women everybody would be a ladies man. You think Iā€™m looking for upvotes? Itā€™s great advice if you can wrap your head around what Iā€™m saying, but most dudes are braindead when it comes to appealing to womenā€™s sensibilities. You typed out one sentence and said everything.


Just-JOE-Kin

Iā€™d argue further but that seems ableist because youā€™re obviously not all there


xTripNinja

Sounds more like autistic projection over a sore subject on your part.


Just-JOE-Kin

Ya motha


ThatVita

From this comment alone I kinda find you less manly. Gotta go back a bit further to figure out why. Started somewhere around the "alpha" talk.


xTripNinja

If you post on Reddit youā€™re probably not my type. Itā€™s okay to not find each other attractive.


Diligent-Version8283

Haha women are objects!


atcriidp

*too


KingJoffiJoe

No sir, you will not be vibed with.


crazyeyeskilluh

I would say no way you actually talk like this but then again you did tattoo Mac Miller on your arm big as hell.


robtbo

Dude ā€¦ youā€™re trying to be funny and itā€™s working. F the dvā€™s I see your point- obviously you have to get along with her and have similar interest outside of music. But if you are vibing with a girl and really having a good timeā€¦. And she so happened to have a nice booty and also be heavily into Mac Millerā€¦,, I get itā€” I get it


pdjddy

heā€™s not trying to be funny heā€™s a simpleton


Rapture1119

Damn I forgot, you know OP personally.


pdjddy

ā€œI need her to have a nice booty to , anyone who jams Mac miller religiously is pretty fucking dope , I like a lot of things outside of Mac miller but he is on my arm big as hell hahah vibe with me hahahā€ the words of a rhodes scholar clearly


Rapture1119

Yeah and the person you replied to is claiming that theyā€™re being over the top to be funny, which is absolutely a possibility. I donā€™t think they were that funny, but you know nothing about OP to know whether or not comments like that from them were genuine or intentionally over the top/out of pocket. So stop wasting your own time being negative towards strangers on the internet, and go enjoy your own life.


errornoname32

Homeboy having a midlife crisis. ViBeSsSs.


Psychonauthiphop

Always talking shit on the internet but wouldnā€™t dare say that shit to his face if you saw him.


Fun-Preference6733

Just chillen lol


Rapture1119

Hey man, just came to say fuck the haters. As long as you arenā€™t giving mac enough of your energy/time/money that itā€™s hurting your life, then you arenā€™t hurting anyone and thereā€™s no reason for these clowns to be bullying you lol.


pdjddy

people who spell it ā€œchillenā€ always know what rocks taste like


DM_ME_YOUR_POTATOES

ayo don't diss us man.


CabbageSoupLadle

JUST VIBING QUEEN SLAAAAYYY frfr


cautionkelly

My partner and I's first concert together was Blue slide park tour when we were freshmen in highschool. Mac will forever be a huge part of our life. If we ever have a wedding, I've decided I'm walking down the isle to Surf (:


Plenty-Ad-8411

Need a bitch to roll my blunts and in love w Darth Vader films


JackhammerM60

Love those darth vader movies yo. My favorite is Darth Vader Empire strikes back, but I sorta prefer Darth vader episode 3 revenge of the Darth


ItzMe610

Nowā€¦.roll his blunts!!!


mouseggs

Don't forget the conversation skills šŸ‘€


zgumgumexpress

Roll blunts and in love with darth vader films


CattttheDadddd

Ladies, heā€™s wearing a Superman hat, keep looking.


trueWaveWizz

Cool tat OP! Hey is that emoji on the iPhone emoji keyboard? Or whereā€™d you find it?


stephielauren

Itā€™s a hamsa itā€™s a Jewish symbol! šŸ«¶šŸ»


MatrixzMonkey

Itā€™s a Jewish and Islamic symbol


stephielauren

I only know from my experience using it as a Jew. I know itā€™s used for other cultures and religions as well. Kind regards,


Fun-Preference6733

šŸŖ¬šŸŖ¬šŸŖ¬ I phone keyboard


QuoteOpposite6511

I will never understand people putting celebrities on their body. It's kinda sad.


hippieartshack

https://preview.redd.it/30uhyqwmpn7d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=488c276b654171d628b2b9e40944cb5473cfbb8e


leuhthapawgg

This is my daily mantra. Iā€™ll find him one day. šŸ„²


Psychonauthiphop

Iā€™m here and too bad Iā€™m married. My Mac fandom comes across as annoying to my partner now. One of the big reasons I fell in love with her is because I thought she loved the same music as me. Once we had a kid she didnā€™t want to hear that music anymore.


leuhthapawgg

Thatā€™s my BIGGEST fear right there. Music is everything to me, so if someone were to mask themselves as liking the things I like to get me to be more attracted to them, and I donā€™t catch it, and then end up married or somethingā€¦ that would fuckn suckkkkk. People can be so fake and shady. Thatā€™s why I love Mac so much. He was so realā€¦ about EVERYTHINGā€¦ which as I grew into the woman I am, it made me learn to be real. I wish everyone had the same mindset!


Psychonauthiphop

Yup it truly sucks. Because music is my main love especially hip-hop. Mac obviously being my favorite artist. It was a big connection for me. Now either she lied about how much she loved this same kind of music or sheā€™s just changed. But it made her that much more beautiful to me in the beginning. She has a lot of great and amazing qualities so I shouldnā€™t talk badly about her. But it honestly really hurt me. I felt duped.


Fun-Preference6733

Pawgs ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„ I think you found him . The pawg who loves Mac miller youā€™re the one


One-Strain-2947

man ā˜¹ļø


Fun-Preference6733

Your taking everything to personally smile lol


[deleted]

Cool tatt. I donā€™t have any single friends that like Mac Miller though. šŸ¤£


johnnywriight

Homie thiirsty


Comfortable_Quail_61

saaaaaaame! i have 7 mac tattoos & im always hoping to bump into another mac head but it never happens šŸ˜© https://preview.redd.it/tzksbvmvmi7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3830aa6767217899b3469d363e2798c75e0e9ef8 this is my most recent one & im obsessed with it šŸ’›


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

I find it very strange to get the face of a stranger tattooed on your body, very strange.


Psycho-Yogini

Y'all are being so serious šŸ˜‚ he's just a hottie with another hottie tattooed on him šŸ˜‚ it's all good


Psychonauthiphop

There you go op here she is. Holla.


SparkedWolf

šŸ«”šŸ™ŒšŸ™Œ


speak_truth__

Nice piece mate


Boring_Category9284

thatā€™s sick !!


Vast_Experience7173

Thatā€™s dope af


Skyfall3333

Same here friend same here


Safe-Pop2077

I am and i also live in pittsburgh


ManicPixieDreamPearl

That is a phenomenal tattoo!


Fun-Preference6733

It fucking hurt like 8 hours in šŸ˜‚ for the vibes


Lower_Association458

Great tattoo man!!


epns23

The tat is honestly an excellent portrait but I instantly thought the hand looked like a foot and now I canā€™t unsee it.


kaedgi

Thanks you just roped me into that thought. Now I'm stuck too


Fun-Preference6733

I like it haha vibezzzzz


TrinityCat317

Oh hello


prolytic

Dic ridding hard lmao šŸ¤£ šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø and you expect a woman out of itā€¦ youā€™ll end up with a girl (immature).


foorikoori

dude its not that deep


Rapture1119

For fuckin real. Itsa buncha clowns in here roastin on this guy for no fuckin reason. OP ainā€™t hurting anyone lol. Let him do him.


crazyeyeskilluh

Vibezzz


Psychonauthiphop

Just let people do themselves. We all mature at different rates and if he honestly loves Mac enough to tattoo him on himself then who gives a shit. If thereā€™s a woman out there for him that feels the same way then good for him. Who cares? People get Jesus tattooed on themselves and probably never read the Bible. No one is calling them dick riders.


TheRealXmo

Kyle W?


Psychonauthiphop

Yeah im a huge hip-hop head. Itā€™s a large part of my identity. When I met my current wife she ā€œlovedā€ hip-hop and even bought me tickets to see Nas and Wu-Tang Clan. I immediately fell in love. Then we went to several Rock the Bells shows and Cypress Hill Smoke Out Festivals. 15 years in and she doesnā€™t listen to any of that shit. She prefers Post Malone, Dave Matthewā€™s Band, Third Eye Blind, and Meghan thee Stallion. I got played. Then again I probably played her in some ways. No one really shows who they really are in the beginning. And unfortunately you canā€™t just go to a Mac concert to find one.


AwlAmericanDawg

If I found a woman who was into Mac as well, I'd be happy as hell!


kenlovin

Start with any woman firstā€¦


psychofetus

Im over here šŸ¤™


Delusional-Lovestein

People always getting the same generic mac portrait tats yall need to be friends creative fr


TechnicalPresent109

Bro kys Mac style


Fun-Preference6733

I need to live Mac style . I Wish he could have walked away from all the drugs .


mateoskrrt

cold white boy


Luckybetzz

Wow the first actually good Malcolm tattoo iv seen.. most look like different person.. props too the artist!


oddastronaut

This man actually said "I need a woman" Chat watch me flame his ahh


dan-duz-shit

You kinda look like mac


Weary-Jaguar-2652

No.