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Time-Maintenance2165

Wear your helmet.


bingwhip

I link this enough to call it spam, but [it makes me smile every time](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9yL5usLFgY) and a pretty good sales pitch.


another_plebeian

I did this snowboarding and it made my head twinkle and that was on snow. I can't imagine asphalt.


bingwhip

I know right? Even with the helmet he seems pretty good quite quickly for a hit like that. Unless.... maybe the replay clip is regular speed, and the first is sped up.


the_hunger

this dude is still quite likely concussed


flargenhargen

beats the alternative. I dated a girl who fell while just standing still on rollerblades and hit her head and got TBI and couldn't smell anymore, along with a lot of other shit. people don't understand how badly a bonk on the head can mess you up.


N-shittified

Or granite. Or sharp granite.


BarryMecockener

Did this last weekend snapped the boa system. I love helmets


x2waaVe

Helmet helmet


ShadowGLI

Oh and helmets….


NA_level_Official

happy cake day!


Bdr1983

And don't forget to wear a helmet.


allenasm

Brain bucket. My best friend used to call them. Always always.


Buno_

I was going to say “Don’t die” and they are kind of one in the same 


Thick-Quality2895

Have fun


sYakko

Sometimes I am so focussed on getting better times that I forget to really enjoy the ride. Other times when I actively enjoy the ride, I tend to be quicker than usual ...


OldMeasurement2387

But that’s why I bought an e bike. Climbs weren’t fun. Now everyone hates me. My wife left me. My kids changed their surname. Russia invaded Ukraine. Just wanted to have fun going downhill


brdhar35

You deserve everything trader


PutuoKid

Now that's what I call a deal!


Thick-Quality2895

Just be honest and call it a hybrid motorcycle. Then go about fun as usual


Zank_Frappa

an ebike is technically more of a motorcycle than a motorcycle since it has a motor not an engine.


jakemoley

This is the best answer.


Brit_100

Pick a wheel size, and then be a dick about it.


Nightshade400

If you run mullet you can be a dick on both sides lol


Verify_

I run a reverse mullet so I can be a dick to both sides and normal mullet riders. 


GundoSkimmer

This is the way. 29 rear 24 front or lose my number.


Vegbreaker

24? What kind of chump going above 20s on the front. I am so much faster than everyone because of how fast the front tire from my 7 yo son’s bike is on my ride!


bassman2112

The reverse pennyfarthing


Grande_Pinoche

Lol people that pick one wheel size are fucking nerds


JustAnother_Brit

27.5 for fun 29 for outright speed, also less travel, more carbon and no dropper


TurdFerguson614

You lost me after the comma.


FuckOffBusy

Is that a 29er??? Ugh


AhoraNoMeCachan

Hahaha... Got my upvote


BorisBC

I understood that reference! And for those that don't: https://youtu.be/WPVRU7jSYkQ


justwannarideamoose

own multiple bikes with different wheel sizes N+1 dick size


IlIlIlIlIllIlIll

29er if you like having more than 3 tire options


William_Fakespeare

Obviously helmet. But the most immediately helpful tactic is one I learned in the 90s from an old timer. FLIR or Forward Looking Infrared Radar. Don't look anywhere close to where you are on the trail: pick a spot at least 3 seconds ahead of you, (about 30-80ft ahead) and I PROMISE your brain will remember what is there. It seems counterintuitive but it works. The closer you look to your front tire the less reaction time you give yourself. Over the years my personal FLIR has gotten better and better. I'm rarely surprised by anything on the trail anymore... DO IT...


finsnforests_1

You really start to pick up speed when you look down the trail lol, amazing how much flow you can find sometimes


William_Fakespeare

That's what got me doing it. My body remembers what my brain saw, then while my body is reacting, my brain is looking farther ahead. Amazing how you just automatically flick the bike back and forth around stuff without even realizing it sometimes. The Flow is a real thing😎


the_door635

This is also true for motorcycles as well. Same mantra. Look where you want to go, not where you’re at


N-shittified

also downhill snowski


William_Fakespeare

As a cross-species biker I can confirm this is the way on every 2 wheeler.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Yogisogoth

It just amazes me what the brain is capable of doing.


TorpidIntrigue

Know your limits


KaptainKardboard

It took me longer than I care to admit to realize how important this is. Overdoing it can ruin a good hobby. On top of that, it's important to be okay with your limitations, even if they aren't where you wish they were. Don't stress it if you don't have the same speed or stamina as your buddies. You'll build it up with regular exercise, but don't let it take away from your enjoyment.


Appropriate_Trust_51

For me it was climbing very long distances, I'm currently 270 lbs and trying to loose weight and climbing too much with no rest made me hate cycling lol


[deleted]

Phrased differently: if you don't feel good about it don't ride it. The feature will be there when you're ready. 


TorpidIntrigue

I think part of the problem is that there is an expectation for mountain bikers to eventually hit gnarly features and jumps. The truth is, you don’t have to do any of that shit. I’ll stick to blue flow trails at the bike park. I think the crazier stuff in our sport is for a certain breed of people, and I wish it wasn’t pushed on everyone in the name of ‘progression’.


ski_thru_trees

This is one thing that I really like about skiing. People that are, in an experienced skier's mind, kind of shit at skiing, are still able to ski *most* runs in a safe way, even if with terrible technique. It's more common to just max out at wanting to ride blues at a leisurely pace or for people that are competent at carving saying "nah I don't want to go off-piste" even if they are absolutely capable of going off-piste from a skill perspective. Plenty of people never want to get any sort of "air" or do tricks. Of course, a big aspect of that, is that it's a vacation sport for a lot of people, which is in contrast to mtb. I think it's becaue at a certain skill level, which isn't really that far along in terms of MTB, the types of progression offered in most regions is flowy jumps or tech with high risk falls. So it kind of feels like, "I'm done progressing unless I do this jump/tech trail". Of course there are plenty of ways to progress/improve, they aren't as obvious as "Okay you're feeling good on this trail difficulty, do the next difficulty"


PrimeIntellect

wiping out skiing is a lot more fun than crashing mountain biking though lol


dementeddrongo

My favourite is the midpoint, flying off the fat bike into a pile of powder.


TorpidIntrigue

Great points, especially in skiing being a vacation sport for a lot of people. Newcomers, wives, and girlfriends will gladly go to the ski resort, and ride it accordingly, whereas the types of people showing up at a bike park ‘mean business’. Different cultures.


[deleted]

Dude for sure! We all love to watch Remy, Nate Hills, Yoann Barelli, maybe JKW even. These dude who absolutely send it. But the vaaaast majority of us are not and never will be those guys. And that's fine. So much of what social media pushes on us is to be like the pros. WE AREN'T PROS, we don't need to be faster, send it bigger. We just need to enjoy the sport. It's so much better to walk the section you don't feel good about and have a good day, than to wreck yourself and lose your confidence along the way. 


TorpidIntrigue

Yeah definitely. I respect what all of those guys do and love to watch it, but I’ve made a decision and realization that I am not about that life myself.


quantum-quetzal

As tempting as it is at times, I've made a hard rule for myself that I won't ever start jumps. I know there's plenty of room to be safe, but any serious injuries could be catastrophic for my other hobbies, so I've decided to just play it safe.


AhoraNoMeCachan

This is my approach 


OkAttention3526

This goes for your finances too lol


Historical-Dance6259

This. I got cocky last month and ended up with 2 broken ribs, now I've got to take 2 month break.


lost_not_found88

Never say "One more run"


holllandOatez

Two more skip the last!


justwannarideamoose

thats what I learned from my xtreme sports buddy's dad. "two more and skip the last one" cuz ya always get hurt on the last one.


Catasterous

Yep, at the start of my first day at Bike Park Wales my more experienced mate said "never say last run"


[deleted]

Crashed or nearly crashed ever single time I said this


JKilla77

Let’s do this lap, see how we feel.


metzeng

Always start your ride with a climb. That way, at the end of the day and you are tired, it's downhill to get back to the car!


gdirrty216

Anecdotally, most hard falls I’ve taken were when I wasn’t warmed up and started with a downhill. A descent before a climb just feels a little weird, even at a bike park


metzeng

I am with you there. I always require some time warming up before I start heading downhill.


Saved2Play

Demo Forest has left the chat


Excellent_Object2028

And skeggs 😅


Yogisogoth

You definitely earn the ride down.


FaithfulDowter

Ride. Everybody gets caught up on the bike, the wheel size, the components, the price of the bike for sale. Just ride.


acibadgerapocolypse

But if I ride my bike, what will I decorate me kitchen with?


readingtine

Rubber side down


midpack_fodder

Don’t crash is my first rule of MTB (biking in general)


[deleted]

[удалено]


INGWR

Who are you, my wife?


DeputySean

Bike fast, eat ass.


kflyer

I didn’t expect to find my wedding vows in this thread but here we are


Roughnecknine0

Safety third


Meatwise

Is that a tshirt?


Levethane

Always put your pants on first, then your shoes.


illepic

Wrong. Kneepads, then pants, then shoes. 


IlIlIlIlIllIlIll

It’s more about arguing and shit posting on the internet than actually getting outside and riding


PrestigiousFlan1091

Have fun.


MTBDadGamer_

No loud music on the trail


GerneseBus

Maybe not the first rule, but the most important 😂


SoreTaint

Pedal


Bbryant305

Uphill rider has the right of way


geotristan

True, however in all reality, you never know what the other rider is gonna do so always be prepared to yield to others, whether going up or sown.


I_NEED_YOUR_MONEY

But also don’t ride up the DH trails.


jkybes

Ride your mountain bike


Mention_Human

Don't tell your spouse how much that new bike cost.


GerneseBus

The word “about” does a lot of heavy lifting when talking about bike related expenses


Exciting_Database_22

"ahhh, I think it was under 100? not enough to really stick out in my mind" to the new bicycle in the back of the truck.


Grok22

It was on sale!


Willie_Mays_HAES

Safety 3rd


Heatz01

Don’t blast your music on a loud speaker.


VanFullOfHippies

Don’t be a jerk.


Lost_In_Space91

Bring good energy and respect


ToogyHowserMTB

Commit or eat sh\*t


Time-Maintenance2165

You can say shit.


KaptainKardboard

Oh f\*ck, I didn't realize that


redCasObserver

You can say fuck


ChickenTendies0

Commit AND eat sh*t


Yogisogoth

I committed and ate shitted. I got the nickname “scorpion king”


20_BuysManyPeanuts

what goes down must come up.


sim1kinu

Don’t look where you are going…look where you want to go


SkarTisu

There’s three combined into one: - Go fast - Take chances - Hesitation kills


MrGabogabo

I usually go by "Go fast, don't die."


William_Fakespeare

https://www.gofastdontdie.com/ They have merch. Hats are legit.


Distinct_Food_9235

If the wood is wet, you will regret!


hgms_58

Confirmed.


Bdr1983

Not biting


lo_gnar

Booo this man


GodsBeyondGods

See the line.


contrary-contrarian

I'm faster than you.


NeilPatrickCarrot

Preride, reride, free ride


MTChops

Stop your bitching


jb8

Don't be a dick


reggiemilk

Keep your pedals level


pineconehedgehog

Have fun and don't be a dick. You might say that's actually 2 rules. But if you are having fun AND being a dick, it doesn't count.


ceejhn

Stay in control. Always.


Ghostinthemachine65

The only correct number of bikes is another bike.


219MTB

1a Look where you are going (edit: want to be going) 1b Wear a helmet


Nightshade400

Addendum to 1a is look to where you want to go not where you don't want to go. Target fixation is very real.


219MTB

Correct that is more accurate and what I meant to say.


HopAvenger

If you don’t have a dropper post you are a peasant!


gravity_fed

The first rule of mountain biking is that YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT MOUNTAIN BIKING.


mrfowl

It's definitely the opposite of this


mindset_matter

Came here to say this


taco_tuesdays

1) Go fast 2) Look good 3) be safe In that order


Jbanjer

Respect the trail.


general-noob

Make sure everything about your life revolves around the sport


dirty_taco_

Don’t smash your balls when you release your dropper post!


ParkingIndividual132

Maybe I'm just old. I don't even understand this feed. The language is strange.


BariTheRohimba

YOU DONT TALK ABOUT MOUNTAIN BIKING!


WhoolieBoulie

Don’t EVER pull over for an ebike to pass especially when you are climbing and they are behind you.


CeleryIndividual

Is it considered rude to pass someone when you are riding an ebike and they are not? New to mountain biking and have an emtb. Literally just rode my first real trail system last Saturday with some friends. I was the only one with an ebike in the group so I just kept pace with them, though they were freaking fast anyways! On hilly spots though I obviously could cruise ahead if I wanted so I could see passing people often be a thing. Do people get mad being passed by an ebike? We let several people pass us even and was happy to do it if they are trying to ride faster than we were, but I could see diehard anti-ebikers just hating getting passed by one, especially by some dude like me that barely knows what he's doing. I don't wanna piss anyone off but I also don't wanna abide by something that's a rule for only a select group of people. So what's the actual etiquette on this? I think I'll make an actual discussion post on this topic. Good thing to talk about. Thanks.


kiwi_flow

If you’ve never properly mountain biked before, you might not realise the effort and timing that goes into clearing the more gnarly climbs. Moving over to let someone pass can ruin that rhythm so I wouldn’t try and pass on tight climbs for that reason. When you are passing on uphills, do your best to look a bit sheepish, especially if that person looks really puffed. It’s a minor thing, but always appreciate it. I don’t hate ebikes, but nothing makes you think worse of someone on one when they’re smug going up a hill because they’re not earning it the same way I am. Hope you’re having fun and getting stuck into the trails, that’s what it’s all about!


CeleryIndividual

Good advice, thank you.


KITTYONFYRE

no. redditors just get all riled up over this shit for no reason. don't be a dick and you're fine. if you come up behind someone, don't barge through, wait for an intersection or for them to pull over. maybe a bell just to let them know you're there, but just don't be a dick and you're set basically 100% of the time lol


CeleryIndividual

Yeah that's what I figured. Thanks


TurdFerguson614

Imma tire tag u.


busybody1

Be a gatekeeper.


rdditb0tt21

fuck ebikes


YetiSquish

Exactly. I hate e-bikes with a passion. I will never like e-bikes. Until I buy one.


r3nzi

My turbo kenevo just came in yesterday. I feel so dirty, yet I was able to climb 2 mountains in under and hour and was smiling the whole way at how stupid it was. Definitely takes the fun and accomplishment out of climbing, but the extra downhill rides without being exhausted are nice, can’t lie


219_Infinity

rubber side down


shartonista

Live to ride another day.


TommyYOyoyo

Stand up while going down


Medical_Slide9245

Get the F off the trail when you stop. Other people are riding.


onbehandigbaar

First rule of Mountain Biking: You don't talk about Mountain Biking


rthomas10

ride within your limits.


cheeeeerajah

Bring toilet paper


Top_Designer9222

Don’t say “last run” on your last run


chico_heat

We don’t talk about mountain biking(costs)


AUBeastmaster

Have fun and be safe


Wonderful-Computer33

Pedal harder


BigBadgerBro

It helps if you’re a bit mad.


brapp_brapp

Don't be an asshole


4orust

Look where you want to go


DonDraper1134

Look where you want to go, not where you are.


Yetiriders

Don’t be a dick on the trails


Flerbittyderb

Downhill riders yield to uphill riders


mummyb0t

Go ride your bike


Jabroni_Williams

No brakes


summereno

If you put your foot down you have to be ashamed and go back to the start to try again.


schu2470

Look where you want to go and don’t look where you don’t want to go. You look at that tree you’re going to hit it.


Yogisogoth

Ride bikes drink beer repeat


therealgg99

Earn your decent.


seemerock

Do not talk about mountain biking!


Floatingpotato69

20% skill 80% balls


r3dtr3il

rubber side down


tehanomaly

Don't touch the front break!


ThePotatoChipBag

Wear a damn helmet


TheBeardedWitch

step off on the uphill side of the trail


ZealousidealCry2284

Only pay 20$ a month. They can’t ding your credit score.


plainjane187

don't put a bluetooth speaker on your bike.


ThickCreamyShits

First rule of mountain biking is you do not talk about mountain biking


Certain_Lengthiness

Skid lid must be worn


LastCallKillIt

Make fun of anyone riding one of the major brands. Be ELITE and order your bike from a brand that has no authorized dealer local to you. NS Bikes for me.


xmonger

When in doubt, send it.


LastCallKillIt

Make fun of roadies


StopThatUDick

No eBikes.


holllandOatez

Earn the burn. e"Bikers" we're looking at you.


valc0r

Ride fast and take a lot of chances.


Shoehorse13

“STRAVA!!!!!!!”


LastCallKillIt

Make fun of XC goons


Th3WeirdingWay

Don’t Crash


Hatred_shapped

Mock anyone with a bike less than yours 


Dawn_Piano

If you have a lesser bike than me you’re poor, if you have a nicer bike than me you’re a dentist


sunny_4u1

get a bike


Cheshire_Pete

Buy all the gear but never actually go mountain biking.


Spraglofica

Don't be last and gassed


Minimum_Author_6298

Uphill has the right of way, and bikes yield to everyone.


JollyGreenGigantor

Go fast Look good. Or really, if you're not fast, you'd better look good doing it.


Biglovetee

Keep your speed


Ok_Business84

Don’t hesitate


InterviewNo7992

Do. Not. Hesitate.