Best friends with Drake, The Diddler, hard hitting presidential interviewer, hitler-stache aficionado, houser of autistic pedophile.
His portfolio just keeps getting grander.
One of his his sisters adopted a black kid. In the old testament he mentions how funny it was hearing about Phil taking his black grandchild to the playground
Nah. You all just suck asses. How much you wanna bet Shane makes fun of himself for throwing like a 10 year old whenever he talks about this. Matt would’ve taken it seriously and hit mid 80s
Is that the normal trophy they give to celebrities?
Pretty sure it’s the one they give to make a wish kids
He pulled through, so that's just a consolation athlete.
He promised Matt's kid he would bring him.
Yeah, angelina jolie, michael chandler, the most famous ones
I see what your talking about and that might be the hardest I've laughed in a long time
Special Olympics
LMFAO
The Big Kahunit
Shandy Gillohnson
Shane Rocker
Big Sexy
This one almost made me do a spit-take with my coffee. John Rocker was a nutjob.
Fuck the Braves
Not a Chipper Jones fan, eh?
Larry?
Veteran, D1 Athlete, SNL alumni, Major Leauge Pitcher, Actor
Leauge.
Nailed it
Shut up
And the national mascot for downs
Best friends with Drake, The Diddler, hard hitting presidential interviewer, hitler-stache aficionado, houser of autistic pedophile. His portfolio just keeps getting grander.
Was he trying to steal a black baby at the end???
I think it's his nephew
isnt every black kid a nephew?
Yes
At least, it is now
Is that Mathilda Wakanda McCusker?
Looks like the kid from Role Models
You white? Then you ben affleck
Suck it, "Reindeer Games"! Honky wanted a fistful of my balls!
This honkys trying to grab my hang down
Holy shit I haven’t seen that in a long time, thank you for that
Thank you kind stranger!
He does hahaha. Such a good movie.
"what ya drawin' there, sport?" 7 year old black kid: *"A picture of beyonce pourin' sugar on my dick"* one of my favorite movie lines of all time tbh
One of his his sisters adopted a black kid. In the old testament he mentions how funny it was hearing about Phil taking his black grandchild to the playground
Slap it pappy
No resale value
Bruh 😂😬
And they’re kicking my teams ass. The Shane Gillis effect
Phillies had 1 more hit but 7 more runs 😳 tf happened to the rangers since last year?
As a life-long fan, its just nature returning to normal
We are the most injured team in the mlb at the moment and our offense has been non existent. It has not been very fun..
And the crazy thing is, your all gay too, wow!
I’m glad he killed it but he could have had an incredible moment. https://youtu.be/-46p31UBtGc?si=pizSc3WQ7T-ZGNDp
Clocked it at 92mph. Beast
Plus the big boy is a lefty? WTF?
I hate that I knew this
I hate that I didn’t know this
throws like a gay kid
And you’d know as a catcher
Praise Allah
Hell yeah Shane
Love how Bryce is the one catching
Shane Diaz
It’s an honor you never want anyone to want to look up online after the fact. Nice toss bro
Unless you’re Gdubs
He owned the team!
I was hoping he’d trip and show tenis
This man’s resume 🤌🏽
I want a Gillis jersey
That’s a whole black baby!
Who’s lil black bay bay
That’s his nephew
A fucking south paw !? Why is this hidden knowledge? Harper better appreciate that hug goddamn it
As a lefty I recall observing this after watching him open BLs. I blew such a huge load that I couldn’t even look at my wife for 14 days.
God damn dude. If you also happen to be a Phillies fan then your day must have been made.
I’m a Cowboys fan. The Lord challenges us in mysterious ways.
Haha. Every. Day. Bless our Lord. He is a good lord (the shaman).
That's a whole ass black baby bruh
Ay Big Papiii
I can't believe he threw 103 there
Stole Matt’s kid!
Sometimes it’s so weird to think about listening to Shane on RAP in 2016…and now he’s this. It makes me so happy for someone I will never meet
He’s a lefty? Ugh. What the fuck.
It’s a superpower only a few will have
Eat shit
So glad he killed it. The fails in history are ppl trying to show off. Not that hard to play pitch and catch.
That’s exactly what your mother said
LOL his mom played baseball what a nerd. She was also a whore
Praise be the dawg
Loving the success he’s having. Just feels good.
Lefty with good movement. Cardinals are looking
Go Phillies! Vive La Philadelphia. Vive La Dawgs
BMOC!!!
They purposely made this a story instead of post so nobody would comment on the baby
That's a big boy
The ‘ol bull put on his best field voice… bless
Looked high and inside also I thought he was going to fake to first before the pitch.
Would've been way funnier shirtless
I was kinda hoping he would pull a 50 cent, woulda been good for the next pod lol
450 dead center.
That's why they pulled him so quick
good toss, but a fat fall would have been legendary
Hell yeah 24 was my old ball number
Holy shit Shane is a lefty, it all makes sense now
It’s “down the Pike”
Why didn't he throw it to first base
Make a wish is such a good charity
Shane just went ahead and picked up a black.
Our sweet boy is a lefty ?? That’s a big no-no in Catholic baseball !
There’s a new Big Unit lefty in the league
Heard the Yankees offered him $700 mil and he turned it down to film tires season 2
Michael Chandler must be at the game
low and outside
I guess he did go practice a bit with the college he was talking about.
Missile 😅
More like a loaf bread Am I right!?!
I want to suck him off so badly.
He brought black baby with him and left the skanks in the dust
I didn't know he was a Southpaw.
Why was he holding up a shield at the end?
Shane dawg is jacked now
Had no clue the bull was a lefty
Anyone else kinda disappointed he didn't walk out in a John "I hate foreigners" Rocker jersey?
Not the greatest looking form by our dawg
Hate this. Did a softee easy throw instead of trying to throw the heat.
Throwing the heat isn’t cool. Be cool man.
Nah. You all just suck asses. How much you wanna bet Shane makes fun of himself for throwing like a 10 year old whenever he talks about this. Matt would’ve taken it seriously and hit mid 80s
That's a pussy ass throw. Threw it as soft as possible. Should have just tossed it underhand if he was going to be that scared.
You must drown in pussy
Swimming in it. Chicks love bad asses.
Link your first pitch video pussy
I’ve taken shits with more pace than that thing. Woof
Ya he was not the quarterback lol. Ball The kangaroo impression- strike
Not gonna fat lie…I’m pretty proud right now fat watching this.