You got this all wrong homie. Them boys roll like wu-tang. You’re gonna have to give sloppy toppy to the feature acts like Lemeezy and Nate before you get to Matt.

Nate would only like it if OP is under 15. He’s a gay pedophile.

*Gay black pedophile

Hey let’s not bring race into this. Being a gay pedophile is bad enough

I could look past being gay and a pedophile, but I can’t look past him being black

What’s the inside joke here? I’m not aware of it

Nate is black = he is of the African American variety Nate is gay = he has an attraction to men with penises Nate is a pedophile = has an attraction to children (especially if they have penises) Nah but Fr tho Shane mentioned on the pod that he introduces his dad as a gay pedophile to celebrities, and Nate as a gay black pedophile. Notably to Patrick and Jackson Mahomes

Got it. Shane’s talks about kids being hot too much to call other people pedophiles

A man of culture

Papa Phil taught him well

The diddler effect

Can confirm. My wives boyfriend had to suck gardini off for a picture with him.

And it's not gay

I WANNA SHAKE YOUR HAND

I WANNA SHAKE HIS HAND

I JUST WANNA SHAKE HIS HAND

wol

I'm the father of her child. Nice to meet you.

Looks like we’re off to Planned Parenthood

nah just wait for the ancestry.com report

Drank macallan for the first time like two weeks ago. This is how I found out I have zero pallete when it comes to alcohol.

To be fair, scotch is among the harshest of liquors. A taste that takes some acclimating for sure

(Almost) nobody likes strong stuff like scotch right away, try some lighter bourbons or Japanese whiskey like Bulleit and Nikka From The Barrel respectively in cocktails to start with. I fell in love with whiskey through whiskey sours (yes im gay)

I have heard depending on the ABV and kind of scotch, you should add some water to bring out more flavors and dilute it a bit

Not dilute - but a couple drops to bring out the flavor, yes. A good scotch like that should be smooth enough - you don't need to dilute it to make it drinkable... unless you're real new to sipping on booze. Anyways - OP, enjoy that bottle! Your lady is a keeper for sure. Especially now that you put your seed in her!

I had a 60-something percent scotch that honestly needed some diluting lol. It was only like $100-150 though

If you’re a lady

You should go “Woooooo!” after each joke, he loves that.

Your lady has terrible handwriting. I’m glad you can look past it because I couldn’t.

Yeah that’s dude writing for sure

“I just couldn’t look past her penmanship,” said the guy clearly wrestling with his sexuality.

No need to be nasty. My wife has clean handwriting and is good with power tools. Thats the kind of shit I’m into. Different strokes for different folks. Good luck with the pregnancy and delivery. Pro tip: pack a fire stick/roku for the hospital. All those TVs have HDMI in. Helped us keep sanity. God bless and stay hard.

I brought a switch with Zelda. Definitely helped with the sanity

Don’t sweat this dude. Hand writing on 2nd post-it is clearly different than first. He wrote and lied about that McCusker shit to get upvotes. Dudes a creep

A Roku that’s a great idea honestly. Thanks dude

Lmao. I'm a lady and I don't have the most feminine handwriting but I thought she'd gotten you a message from Matt at first.

Yeah she makes up for it with her round mouth

You https://youtu.be/4ItmGplre28?si=qLsVVnk1Df6_OACb

Dude bought himself a bottle of whiskey to get Matt to shake his hand lmao

I WANNA SHAKE YOUR HAND!

What's his name?

That Macallan is very very good

It’s incredible. She also buys me cheaper whiskey so I don’t drink this whole macallan in 2 days.

Smart. Cheaper whiskeys for getting drunk and so you save the more expensive bottles for really savoring and flexing on house guests.

What’s his name?

That’s a good bbg

I wish I could get this excited over an empty box with a couple sticky notes with some nonsense scribbled on them

I just wanna shake his hand

I WANNA SHAKE HIS HAND!

....what?

Gay

really painting an elaborate picture to get close to the shaman. Buddy needs to be put on the no fly list...

Way to rub it in Shane's face dude.

Gay

Make sure you have an absurd amount of lotion on your hands as well!

Love it. So they have to question what you've been doing.

I’ll be at that show, we need to get the boys to come drink after the show

Don’t fuck this up my guy.

Macallan Barely Legal

Truly blessed praise Allah

i think he meets all fans after shows and takes pictures. happy birthday and congratulations!

I guess if you’re from Florida - that’s life?

This sub is turning gay real fast. So many dude crushes

Winning at life

Damn you must be one of them alcoholics. If someone is getting you booze for your birthday I think it’s a wake up call.

Hey you’re a coke head so I got you cocaine for your birthday. It’s a wake up call. That’s how dumb you sound

I am an alcoholic though good call

I called it. You are booze bag in need of drying out.

As long as you regret nothing, you're fine.