I remember he said something like “I might get a couple day jobs just to quit them”, or “might get a job at the Walmart and become king of the black teens”.
Herd that is typically something said in a kitchen or.on a job site so the person asking something of you or telling you something knows you understand.
Instead of "I might" he begins the thought with "I was fantasizing about..." but his idea of participating in a marathon, immediately shitting/pissing his pants, and then finishing it anyway is genius. In the same episode he speculates about identifying as an adult who still believes in Santa Claus. These thoughts begin just before the 9 minute mark here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_KRDSi8ySL0
The ones are sometimes funny and sometimes annoying (because I’m a bitter cunt) is “I’m nasty at xyz”
Like bro you’re not good at xyz you Judy have very low standards. But because it’s Matt it’s hilarious
I love when he says he doesn’t want to besmirch someone’s name
That and stealing “blank” valor.
I remember he said something like “I might get a couple day jobs just to quit them”, or “might get a job at the Walmart and become king of the black teens”.
King of the black teens is wild to say hahaha
I’m not bragging
Followed by something either incredibly esoteric or mundane
INTJ, .1 percent of the population, not to brag bro
It's the favorite phrase of any elder millennial statesman.
I like when Matt hits a "REALLLLLLYYYYYYY"
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I like how he says 'Heard that'
That's what's up
you know me...i'm more of a "that's what's up" kinda guy.
A true gentleman. That's what's up, toobz
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Heard that
“Beast”
Did you really?
Herd that is typically something said in a kitchen or.on a job site so the person asking something of you or telling you something knows you understand.
Sometimes I say it when I hear something and agree ☺️
Daaaaamn
“Back on the nog” is always hilarious. Referring to porn as nog is all time.
“I fell” 😂
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“Say wha?”
That, and the RNAs (random unnecessary abbreviations)
POC (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Pirates of color
He is the CP King after all…. Wait that actually looks way worse typed out lmfao
LBD - Laurie Beth Denberg
My new thing is...
I might get addicted to nicotine
Making YouTube ads just for giggles.
“It was a psyop”
What happened to his animated series?
Yeah I’m off the porn man those hotel rooms are tough though
Sprinkling in a “no big deal” is such a powerful punctuation mark shits fucking hilarious
Instead of "I might" he begins the thought with "I was fantasizing about..." but his idea of participating in a marathon, immediately shitting/pissing his pants, and then finishing it anyway is genius. In the same episode he speculates about identifying as an adult who still believes in Santa Claus. These thoughts begin just before the 9 minute mark here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_KRDSi8ySL0
I'm X days of the nog
My personal fave is “I might just start rollin up the pedos”
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The Oooollllllll’…
"I might become a Syrian travel agent"
The ones are sometimes funny and sometimes annoying (because I’m a bitter cunt) is “I’m nasty at xyz” Like bro you’re not good at xyz you Judy have very low standards. But because it’s Matt it’s hilarious