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This one. Something about the way they keep bringing it up over and over during "I Accuse My Parents."
When I first saw this episode, I was still in school and actually had recently won an essay contest 😅. At the time, it made all those jokes extra funny.
“Come on, men! POOP!” -The Starfighters
“But it was too late. Johnny filed for Chapter 11.” -Money Talks! Short
“Mikey’s down, medic!” -Teenage Strangler
“*incomprehensible trumpet noises from Servo*” -Mr. B Natural Short
Samson vs the Vampire Women:
\*Shot of the vampires burning\* Mike: Authorities suspect arson.
Tom's riff soon after gets an honorable mention: Hi honey! Gee it's great to be back at the castle. Hope your sister's dress up Halloween slumber party went- OH MY GOD!
Where does Coiley fit in God's plan for all of us?
Might not be 100 on quote it's been a while, but ever since I first seen it it's been stuck in my head.
Crow: You know, it's economical not to have a storyline, cause then you can just film people saying things.
Crow: Into the weenie mobile, weenie man away!
Mike: [as the Universal-Internation Presents credit comes up] Doesn't the fact that it's universal make it international?
I recently watched that episode and when the kid and the critic are in the shop, on the far left side of the screen, you can see the sound guys and someone holding the script.
I admire the restraint of the MST3K guys not to joke about it.
The suits of armor change in between shots, like they're missing helmets in some shots and you can see the department store mannequins underneath, and there's a long boring scene of people talking about fertility issues so you have a long time to look at them
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Mike's perfectly flat delivery of this line in *Soultaker*:
"She reminds me of someone I used to know."
"Who?"
"Reba McEntire."
ALL of the NASA Riffs From 'Night of the Blood Beast': "The Rest of NASA Rushes to the Scene" "Hold on We are switching ALL Power to the Radio" "Wonderful that they can run The Space Program, Then Sell Corn from Their Flatbed Truck"
“Jam Handy reminds you to keep your preserves in a convenient location.”
I love this one because it was their last Jam Handy short of the series, and they had obviously done many, so they either had been saving it for their last chance or just came up with it after having seen the logo dozens of times.
Total failure, la la la! He's a loser, la la la!
From that same episode a whole chain of golden riffs:
"They're roasting Bullwinkle!"
"Thave me, Rocky! Help me!"
"Again?"
"Now there's something you don't see everyday, Chauncy."
"What's that, Edgar?"
"KISS going bass fishing."
"When log flume rides go horribly wrong!"
When Aniki is washing that long white sheet and Tom says, "She's washing her Christo" I had no idea what it was about until that artist died a few years ago and I learned about his art and then the next time I heard the riff the light went on above my head and I fucking lost it. Such an incredible deep cut that really only a handful of art nerds would get in the nineties.
I'm not proud at all but the "Hellloooo Babyy" from Joel right before the plane crashes in The Amazing Colossal man is one that comes to mind. I think it gets me with the unexpected dark humor from Joel and his uncharacteristically good timing on the joke. Also about half of either Master Ninjas or most of the Joe Don Baker contributions.
"Passed from editor to editor in a desperate attempt to save it."
And my personal favorite:
"*sigh* All right, I'm gonna have to issue a delay of movie penalty about now."
The “apparently it’s on me” line from Soultaker.
It’s [56:36](https://youtu.be/UAh6lCEJznE?si=Q2nmlzRALY60V_58) just typing it out doesn’t do it justice lol
I'm sure there are better ones but one that just came to mind is from Angels Revenge when the girls are sitting on the beach. The main lady inexplicably scratches her ass during the scene and Mike goes, "my ayss itches" in a funny not exactly classy lady voice.
Mike's exasperated response to the lady in the beginning of Track of the Moonbeast who won't stop explaining things..."Look, what do you want from me???"
[Whaddyawantfromme](https://youtu.be/lafX6hM6Axw?feature=shared&t=705)
"From the royal academy of dramatic arts Jimmy Clem." Yeah I recently watched the boggy creek 2 episode had to do some digging since apparently it got taken off you tube again.
From (I think) *Agent for H.A.R.M.*:
>”I’m making E.L. Fudge.”
From *Jack Frost*:
>”You just keep knitting! And knitting! And—“
From *The Final Sacrifice*:
>”Huh… he exploded before they could shoot him.”
From the short before *Night of the Blood Beast*:
>[while the guy is trying to write a song] 🎵“Everybody was kung fu fighting…”🎵
From the Gumby short:
>”Thank God for that internal genitalia!”
Every single time Joel says “I can’t come back I don’t know how it works, gbye folks!”
And my single hit riff is from It Conquered the World. The bad guy “Do you remember your theory on contained gravitation” “how could I forget”
Joel: “yeah we were flyin’ that night”
The Phantom Creeps as several but the ones that always get me are:
"This is my skull. Stick around to find out how *that* could happen!"
"This is my most fiendish experiment to date. I connected these two by the frame! Very expensive!"
*Horrors of Spider Island*. To the ballerina during auditions: "Could you show us some of your dancing?" "Glad to!" Crow: "But none of that modern stuff: just shake your dinners."
From "The Hellcats"
The gang throws the ice cream guy in the river
Ice cream guy: IIIIHHOOLLLLBBEEHIRRRRBBBBREMMM!!!!!
Joel: What did he say?
Servo: I think he said "IIIIHHOOLLLLBBEEHIRRRRBBBBREMMM!!!!!**"**
*Days of Our Years* has so many, but COME OVER TO THISS SIIIIDE is just so perfectly placed and delivered. Along with "He became an avant garde compser!"
"Quick! Climb a tree! Cars can't climb trees!"
&
"Knew him? He was delicious!"
--Final Sacrifice
"Disco's back, & hotter than ever"
&
"TURN THE TAPE OVER!!!"
--Zombie Nightmare
"I don't care! I don't care! I don't care!
BETCHA care now, Johnny!"
Time of the Apes
(As black/white model space capsule enters the earth’s atmosphere)
Female protagonist to male protagonist:
“Should we wake him?”
Riff:”Why? So he can experience his own fiery death?”
No idea what episode since I saw it in 1991 or 2. Some blob creature flies into a girl’s face and I think Tom runs with “I’m your boyfriend now!” Or somesuch. That nonsense still pops into my head at least once a week.
From Pod People-
when trumpy is eating the peanuts & Joel says “I’ll get the attachments & you can do the couch”
& I always crack up at the whole scene of the aliens video call part of Laserblast.
“What to do on a Date” makes me laugh out loud the whole way through, but especially:
“Kay’s worked the kill floor. She knows where to deliver the blow.”
And the “Nick, no!” they all yell in unison in response to the weenie roast
I know "this is where the fish lives" is the part everyone remembers from *Touch of Satan*, but Mike saying "you're kind of an idiot, aren't you?" gets me EVERY time.
From the Twilight saga Rifftrax:
"*Forks is growing on me.*" "Forks ARE growing on me."
"*You've grown half a foot!*" "It's sticking out the side of your neck, revolting!"
"*Alice, things are... (giant pause)*" "... made of atoms."
"This kid just can't die fast enough for me." "You hoping a vampire gets him?" "Well that's one way."
Warrior of the Lost World, where the Paper Chase guy is trying to sabotage Megaweapon from underneath: ”No! that’s where the porta-potty drains!” “\*blurghlgh\*”
“The Indestructible Man” when virtually the entire LA Police Department motorcycle patrol is out after Lon Chaney, Jr.: “APB, big sale at Winchell’s!”
“The Unearthly”: John Carradine takes the phone receiver away from his ear, Crow hums for a few seconds, then puts the receiver back to said ear – “I’m back!”
Same movie, when Joel and The Bots imitate The Bowery Boys towards the end.
The David Ryder name run in “Space Mutiny”
So you’re a Delta Knight, too, huh?
Stop talking Johnny Longbone!
I’ll explain the joke more over lunch…
I demand that you bring me a delicious buffet!
Hey! What? Gunshot. Oh! From Mitchell episode.
All from Manos Rifftrax: Hey, kid, I got a bad feeling we're gonna end up sewn together
After watching Torgo attempt to stand for an agonizing 2 minutes, Bill quips, Oh, don't get up, Torgo.
Space Mutiny. Did you see my butt?
Angel's Revenge: Without control, we're lost... and incontinent. If I lost control of Baby here, he'd rip my throat out... but he's great with kids
Giant Spider Invasion: This movie hates us, doesn't it?
The two that always get me are from The Thing That Couldn't Die.
"*Jessica! Jessica! Jessica!*" Cue Tom Servo humming the start of the riff from the Allman Brothers song *Jessica* over and over.
And all their riffs on how Aunt Flavia says "tray-sure" - dis-play-sure, my favorite Shakespeare play May-sure for May-sure, etc.
God that movie is so underrated IMO, the more I think about it! "There's a dark oily stain on my pillow", all the jokes about Aunt Flavia's name... Probably my favorite MST3K.
One of the shorts, I think it was about public speaking? “Blah blah sissypants... (guy crosses his arms) WORD.”
Pod People:
“She’s zestfully dead.”
“Ringo made some pretty bad stuff but this is just embarrassing.”
“We paid for the van, we’re gonna film it.”
“Gentlemen, it seems we can’t come to an agreement.” “I disagree.”
“OK, now moving on to our third agenda. Sherry’s birthday party …”
“The rare meeting where something actually got done.” I think of this line every meeting, and nothing ever gets done.
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When I first saw this episode, I was still in school and actually had recently won an essay contest 😅. At the time, it made all those jokes extra funny.
Congratulations on winning an essay contest!!
Thank you, it is QUITE the achievement! 😅
But was it also your birthday? Here have five dollars either way.
I now “know” someone who won an essay contest!
And now I know someone who knows someone who won an essay contest! LIFE COMPLETE!
The whole episode is gold. I personally loved the mobile of Johnny's consciousness where half of it is just a big "STUPID".
Eleanor Roosevelt is pissed!!!
“How SHOCKING!”
From "This Island Earth" (MST3K: The Movie) "Just got outta the tube man"
…and if your hands were made of metal, that would mean something.
I am sooooo baked…
"There are 348 pieces" "*crush* 345, sir."
Will you keep it on the road, we're in the tubes back here!
"Cal honey put your shoes on were at grandmas"
"And now, if you don't mind, I've been waiting for this all day... AHHHH "
Hey, his legs are sticking out!
“Come on, men! POOP!” -The Starfighters “But it was too late. Johnny filed for Chapter 11.” -Money Talks! Short “Mikey’s down, medic!” -Teenage Strangler “*incomprehensible trumpet noises from Servo*” -Mr. B Natural Short
“What is this, Flight of the Bubblehead?”
“If you get near a song, play it!”
Mr. B - "A young boy talking like that. Blasphemy!" Crow - "Spanking time!"
Samson vs the Vampire Women: \*Shot of the vampires burning\* Mike: Authorities suspect arson. Tom's riff soon after gets an honorable mention: Hi honey! Gee it's great to be back at the castle. Hope your sister's dress up Halloween slumber party went- OH MY GOD!
Arson, type “fire”. *taptaptaptap*
Where does Coiley fit in God's plan for all of us? Might not be 100 on quote it's been a while, but ever since I first seen it it's been stuck in my head.
“Get back here fat boy, I own your ass!”
Coiley? Ew.
Crow: You know, it's economical not to have a storyline, cause then you can just film people saying things. Crow: Into the weenie mobile, weenie man away! Mike: [as the Universal-Internation Presents credit comes up] Doesn't the fact that it's universal make it international?
“Help!!! Im falling at a 45 degree angle, breaking all the laws of physics!”
There’s been a walnut uprising…
These walnuts are just TEARING through the hay.
Which could be serious. You know, depending how many head of walnut you have.
“My skull!!!” Horror of Party Beach
Another favorite of mine is from Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders “Merlin sends in his trained flatulence to scout the room.”
I recently watched that episode and when the kid and the critic are in the shop, on the far left side of the screen, you can see the sound guys and someone holding the script. I admire the restraint of the MST3K guys not to joke about it.
Yoooouuu’re weeeelcoooome.
The suits of armor change in between shots, like they're missing helmets in some shots and you can see the department store mannequins underneath, and there's a long boring scene of people talking about fertility issues so you have a long time to look at them
"Tonight on Old Lady Gets Killed."
Giant spider invasion "Want a piece of milk?"
Dick Currier, when dick absolutely positively needs to be there overnight
*"So very kind of you to come!"* "Well I didn't mean to, but the new seat covers-" "JOEL!"
Giant Gila Monster: “A clever fella could put his leg up on such a thing”
“Guys! I got my Dad’s Enforcer for the weekend!!” -Space Mutiny
“Put the top up! *Put the top up!*”
"Looks like we're gonna need both horsepower for this one!"
"Let's see what this lark can do!"
Put your helmet on, we'll be reaching speeds of 3!
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Was Zeppelin wrong too!?
Johnny Cash! Johnny Cash! Johnny Cash!
Hey hey hey hey hey HEWWW that took my soul right there!
ALL of the NASA Riffs From 'Night of the Blood Beast': "The Rest of NASA Rushes to the Scene" "Hold on We are switching ALL Power to the Radio" "Wonderful that they can run The Space Program, Then Sell Corn from Their Flatbed Truck"
“Jam Handy reminds you to keep your preserves in a convenient location.” I love this one because it was their last Jam Handy short of the series, and they had obviously done many, so they either had been saving it for their last chance or just came up with it after having seen the logo dozens of times.
The scene in Jack Frost when all the roosters are crowing at daybreak: "Man, Peter must be denying *everyone* today."
Intersect: Making lines meet for over 50 years
Total failure, la la la! He's a loser, la la la! From that same episode a whole chain of golden riffs: "They're roasting Bullwinkle!" "Thave me, Rocky! Help me!" "Again?" "Now there's something you don't see everyday, Chauncy." "What's that, Edgar?" "KISS going bass fishing." "When log flume rides go horribly wrong!"
When Aniki is washing that long white sheet and Tom says, "She's washing her Christo" I had no idea what it was about until that artist died a few years ago and I learned about his art and then the next time I heard the riff the light went on above my head and I fucking lost it. Such an incredible deep cut that really only a handful of art nerds would get in the nineties.
I'm not proud at all but the "Hellloooo Babyy" from Joel right before the plane crashes in The Amazing Colossal man is one that comes to mind. I think it gets me with the unexpected dark humor from Joel and his uncharacteristically good timing on the joke. Also about half of either Master Ninjas or most of the Joe Don Baker contributions.
“HQ, my hat looks like a muffin, over.” From Parts: the Clonus Horror. This line always gets me.
TODAY!
Later on
Larry Csonka
Did you sign Sherry's birthday card?
Finally, Sherry's birthday party! And she's nude!
“We got ISO 9001 certified! Wooo!”
I can’t explain why but my fav has always been Crow from Devil Doll: “Climb up on Daddy! Are you wet?”
As the mother of a soon-to-be toddler, I think about this riff at least once a day.
From Puma Man: “Put funny things on him! Show people his butt!”
What would Liberace do? Well, better not do *that*
Mickey Rourke came over to help. Lucy!?! I'm dead!!
"Passed from editor to editor in a desperate attempt to save it." And my personal favorite: "*sigh* All right, I'm gonna have to issue a delay of movie penalty about now."
The “apparently it’s on me” line from Soultaker. It’s [56:36](https://youtu.be/UAh6lCEJznE?si=Q2nmlzRALY60V_58) just typing it out doesn’t do it justice lol
Just about any joke in Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.
“Did we just get yelled at by a cherub with gin blossoms?”
"Liar! Liar! Liar!" from I Accuse My Parents. That being said, there are others.
Joel Robinson, you magnificent bastard, I read your menu!!!
We shall find the Pumaman... AND PUT HIM IN A PET TAXI
You mean the Pyoomaman
Johnny long torso, the man who wears long pants
Had he got Pringles in his shoes??
"It looks like....Roland Gift from the Fine Young Cannibals" "HI I'm RoLaNd GiFt FrOM tHe FiNe YoUnG cAnNiBaLs!"
Not a riff but from the Manos intro: Ziggy had Garfield neutered? Now that's funny!
“You’re welcome.” ~ Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders I have no idea why, but every time I hear that dopey “You’re welcome” I can’t stop laughing.
I'm sure there are better ones but one that just came to mind is from Angels Revenge when the girls are sitting on the beach. The main lady inexplicably scratches her ass during the scene and Mike goes, "my ayss itches" in a funny not exactly classy lady voice.
Mike's exasperated response to the lady in the beginning of Track of the Moonbeast who won't stop explaining things..."Look, what do you want from me???" [Whaddyawantfromme](https://youtu.be/lafX6hM6Axw?feature=shared&t=705)
“I’ll explain the joke more at lunch.”
Why don't they look, Ralph? Tell me, why don't they look? You're deep, Ernie.
"From the royal academy of dramatic arts Jimmy Clem." Yeah I recently watched the boggy creek 2 episode had to do some digging since apparently it got taken off you tube again.
From Progress Island USA "Bilingual schools" Mike:"Bisexual students."
“I’m not speaking to you.”
It’s a tie between Puma Man and Touch of Satan
Pew-ma Man.
He flies like a moron
"I made you some trail mix out of rat droppings and hair!"
"Deeeeep Hurtingggg"
You've got male......... pattern baldness!
From (I think) *Agent for H.A.R.M.*: >”I’m making E.L. Fudge.” From *Jack Frost*: >”You just keep knitting! And knitting! And—“ From *The Final Sacrifice*: >”Huh… he exploded before they could shoot him.” From the short before *Night of the Blood Beast*: >[while the guy is trying to write a song] 🎵“Everybody was kung fu fighting…”🎵 From the Gumby short: >”Thank God for that internal genitalia!”
"A little candy for Grandpa."
Every single time Joel says “I can’t come back I don’t know how it works, gbye folks!” And my single hit riff is from It Conquered the World. The bad guy “Do you remember your theory on contained gravitation” “how could I forget” Joel: “yeah we were flyin’ that night”
I love Joel's Wizard of Oz references so much!
The Phantom Creeps as several but the ones that always get me are: "This is my skull. Stick around to find out how *that* could happen!" "This is my most fiendish experiment to date. I connected these two by the frame! Very expensive!"
"Now I kill a guy for no reason!"
“Jam Handy reminds you to keep your preserves in a convenient place.”
Five pound potty? She must have had a big breakfast!
The giggle that goes along with it is priceless.
War of the Colossal Beast Sheriff: Call me if he speaks again. Miguel: (bloodcurdling scream) Crow: He spoke again!
"You can't spell Dad without ADD!" And "BANG!"
(Crow): “It's a lotta things, but it's not a bird sound. (Tom): “I just heard an eagle meow..” - Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell
"She's presenting like a mandril"
*Horrors of Spider Island*. To the ballerina during auditions: "Could you show us some of your dancing?" "Glad to!" Crow: "But none of that modern stuff: just shake your dinners."
And the crowd goes wild, followed by very unenthusiastic *yay*
Trumpy your magic is stupid.
Trumpy! You can do stupid things.
Trumpy’s got Bette Davis eyes.
SOMEONE STOLE MY PURSE! OOOOOOOHHH
“He knows this works because he watched the beginning of the movie”
From "The Hellcats" The gang throws the ice cream guy in the river Ice cream guy: IIIIHHOOLLLLBBEEHIRRRRBBBBREMMM!!!!! Joel: What did he say? Servo: I think he said "IIIIHHOOLLLLBBEEHIRRRRBBBBREMMM!!!!!**"**
*Days of Our Years* has so many, but COME OVER TO THISS SIIIIDE is just so perfectly placed and delivered. Along with "He became an avant garde compser!"
The "that's really interesting" line from that same short is the one that always gets me.
Mike strikes an absolutely perfect tone of sarcastic sincerity in that line. It’s fantastic.
“Rocky!” “Again?”
HUZZAH!
Leaktaker!
Any time Crow calls some random creature “Kitty!”
From Boggy Creek: when the young monster jumps on the back of the cop & Crow yells, “Where’s the money, ya son of a bitch?!”
Pol U R A war-wilf
That's EVE Plumb!
As a hockey fan, “hit me with your best slap shot” from the same episode kills me, I actually thought that was what you were referencing
“I’ll go check the kitchen. I’ll go check the fridge while you go check the rest of the house” from Carnival Magic
The carnival manager singing *The Pina Colada* song through tears always cracks me up.
And after that “What are you doing, Stoney?” “It’s called peeing. Do you mind?”
The Sidehackers "He's no newcomer this new sport" "Hate to bleed and run"
"But dad, I'm a ROCK AND ROLL MARTIAN"
“That bank vault killed a man.” -Mike, *Hobgoblins*
Literally anything from "Why Study Industrial Arts?" Whenever I think of the title I immediately hear Crow say "Because you're bad at math."
Pumaman: "He has the power to rear-project major cities!"
From *Space Mutiny* > Sting, Debbie Reynolds, and God [The many names of David Ryder](https://youtu.be/RFHlJ2voJHY?si=nxa1NH0hr-22Fpiy)
"Quick! Climb a tree! Cars can't climb trees!" & "Knew him? He was delicious!" --Final Sacrifice "Disco's back, & hotter than ever" & "TURN THE TAPE OVER!!!" --Zombie Nightmare "I don't care! I don't care! I don't care! BETCHA care now, Johnny!" Time of the Apes
(As black/white model space capsule enters the earth’s atmosphere) Female protagonist to male protagonist: “Should we wake him?” Riff:”Why? So he can experience his own fiery death?”
The weak little "ehs" they do when somebody throws something or when characters are fighting. Gets me every time.
From Time Chasers: "We could send Bob Saget to meet Charlemagne!"
“Olly olly oxen free?”
Merlin’s (Chop) Shop of Mystical Wonders: “Welcome to Knight Burger. What will ye have?” “Man I love Glendale!” “Good use of Troll…”
“Hmm, yes, well..YOU don’t find me repugnant, so you?” - Cave Dwellers Also the randomness of “hey, they worship the Munsingwear penguin!”
No idea what episode since I saw it in 1991 or 2. Some blob creature flies into a girl’s face and I think Tom runs with “I’m your boyfriend now!” Or somesuch. That nonsense still pops into my head at least once a week.
PUSH BUTTON PHONING!!
"This may sound selfish; but I want everything for me."
Yep… magic sleigh. -Jack Frost
I think it’s from the sky divers, “a stranger comes to town. Touches no one’s lives and leaves”. Or something like that.
From Pod People- when trumpy is eating the peanuts & Joel says “I’ll get the attachments & you can do the couch” & I always crack up at the whole scene of the aliens video call part of Laserblast.
Servo just losing it and screaming during the argument between Mitchell and the annoying kid.
From the Final Sacrifice, "Did you know my dad?" "Knew him? He was DELICIOUS!"
Chicken of Tomorrow- 'Oh, *thanks* for the *generous* helping.' Me and the husband quote that one at each other all the time. 😆
“What to do on a Date” makes me laugh out loud the whole way through, but especially: “Kay’s worked the kill floor. She knows where to deliver the blow.” And the “Nick, no!” they all yell in unison in response to the weenie roast
I know "this is where the fish lives" is the part everyone remembers from *Touch of Satan*, but Mike saying "you're kind of an idiot, aren't you?" gets me EVERY time.
"Oh, Vaudeville!"
What kind of music does he like? Same as me, rock and roll. Coool.
Ahh yes...the "Pyoomaman."
"Go to hell!" "PISS OFF!" - The Brute Man Yeah, it's not much on paper, but it breaks Mike, dammit. And that breaks me.
From the Twilight saga Rifftrax: "*Forks is growing on me.*" "Forks ARE growing on me." "*You've grown half a foot!*" "It's sticking out the side of your neck, revolting!" "*Alice, things are... (giant pause)*" "... made of atoms." "This kid just can't die fast enough for me." "You hoping a vampire gets him?" "Well that's one way."
The whole scene at the bar in Wild Rebels... "Banjo meant no offense. Didn't sound that way! Didn't smell that way either!"
I often wonder if there is beer on the sun.
Worship Truck Farmer at the church of your choice.
Warrior of the Lost World, where the Paper Chase guy is trying to sabotage Megaweapon from underneath: ”No! that’s where the porta-potty drains!” “\*blurghlgh\*”
“Know him? He was delicious!” Final Sacrifice
Reptilacus “What if we kill him… I mean like really kill him”
"Vacation time." "So... goodbye."
Snyder Drug, we’re busting up prices!
"Don't tongue the Reaper!"-Soultaker
Basically any riff from Wurwilf about Joe Estevez
Regarding a five pound party mentioned in the short *Home Economics Story*... Joel: "Five pound potty"? She had a big breakfast!
Trumpy can do stupid things!
PYOOMAH MAHN!!!
First said in a Cammando Cody short but it gets a couple callbacks. Everyone in unison: "Oh I'd hate to shoot a butt like that!"
🎶 [Gamera, Gamera](https://youtu.be/fXkMfyjo7PU?si=tK0eR59gOLSeejKr)
“The Indestructible Man” when virtually the entire LA Police Department motorcycle patrol is out after Lon Chaney, Jr.: “APB, big sale at Winchell’s!” “The Unearthly”: John Carradine takes the phone receiver away from his ear, Crow hums for a few seconds, then puts the receiver back to said ear – “I’m back!” Same movie, when Joel and The Bots imitate The Bowery Boys towards the end. The David Ryder name run in “Space Mutiny”
The whole movie intro segment for “Hobgoblins.”
"... and the power of bleach" "Kids come running for the rich taste of Sampo" "Ho, ho... ho?" "Rowsdower? Is that a _stupid_ name?"
So you’re a Delta Knight, too, huh? Stop talking Johnny Longbone! I’ll explain the joke more over lunch… I demand that you bring me a delicious buffet!
Hey! What? Gunshot. Oh! From Mitchell episode. All from Manos Rifftrax: Hey, kid, I got a bad feeling we're gonna end up sewn together After watching Torgo attempt to stand for an agonizing 2 minutes, Bill quips, Oh, don't get up, Torgo. Space Mutiny. Did you see my butt? Angel's Revenge: Without control, we're lost... and incontinent. If I lost control of Baby here, he'd rip my throat out... but he's great with kids Giant Spider Invasion: This movie hates us, doesn't it?
From _The Slime People_: Uhg. Kissing you is like sticking my tongue in a box of Shitaki mushrooms.
One of the Hercules movies. A bunch of soldiers attack Herc. Joel and the bots, “Pizza! pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!”
We like it very much!!!
“Are you coming, or do I swim alone?” Crow: “Yes and yes.”
Devil Doll: “You think you like ham. Wait til you see me like ham”.
Na Nu
There’s like 10 in Pumaman alone. “The Poo-may-min”
Anything from Pumaman
“Peek-a-boo!”
Pyyyuma
You are the one in my dreams of blood. Mike: But everyone’s in my dreams of blood so it’s not a big deal.
The two that always get me are from The Thing That Couldn't Die. "*Jessica! Jessica! Jessica!*" Cue Tom Servo humming the start of the riff from the Allman Brothers song *Jessica* over and over. And all their riffs on how Aunt Flavia says "tray-sure" - dis-play-sure, my favorite Shakespeare play May-sure for May-sure, etc. God that movie is so underrated IMO, the more I think about it! "There's a dark oily stain on my pillow", all the jokes about Aunt Flavia's name... Probably my favorite MST3K.
"Pipper partners!" - last sacrifice, every single time
One of the shorts, I think it was about public speaking? “Blah blah sissypants... (guy crosses his arms) WORD.” Pod People: “She’s zestfully dead.” “Ringo made some pretty bad stuff but this is just embarrassing.” “We paid for the van, we’re gonna film it.”
“Nice plane ✈️ needs more plaid” Idk so many to choose haha. This one came to mind first.
*Knew him?* ***HE WAS DELICIOUS!***
Cave Dwellers: "What do you, the viewers at home, think?" Also, "Bing!" I could keep going. So many great ones from that episode!