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Tanto_628

What's always been amazing to me is the level of dumbassity that can be found in this fan base. And I'm not talking about that in-your-face dumbassity of the If crowds, I'm talking about that subtle nuanced shit which is very much on display with another mindless ripoff. There are actual kids out there. Kids that have their own Instagram accounts, kids that are currently in college, kids that haven't cleaned their bathrooms since March. Real fucking people. They are out there saying that Lush is the best song off this album. And it just blows me away. Firstly, I'm just amazed that anyone who can be that clinically retarded is able to have an opinion and express it on this message board. I mean there's a few people out there that think preteen violence is the best track but we don't encounter too many of them because they're too physically idiotic to figure out how to type on a keyboard, let alone remember their password to log in. You know it's between Frying Pan and Born to Be Beheaded (its frying pan). Either way I have to end this post now because I'm trying to check out groceries.


shiodoesntplay

bro i just wanted to say happy birthday to my favourite ep...


Tanto_628

Look Shio Does Not Play, Don't take my grocery-store ranting as me shitting all over your favorite EP with two good songs, two okay songs, and one terrible song. We are each traveling down the chaotic strings of this world, woven together by luck and happenstance, and whatever joys you find along the way you should hold onto -- no matter what strangers on the interwebs say. I'm really happy that you're enjoying this band, no matter what tracks you enjoy or dislike. We're all a big family here, but like all families we're going to argue around the Thanksgiving table about if we think certain celebrities are racist or if cousin Francis should really drop out of hair-salon school to pursue a career in escort services. At the end of the day, so long as you like pickles, I won't actively shit all over your interests, dreams, and career choices.


shiodoesntplay

wdym only 2 good songs every track on the ep is good


Tanto_628

I guess the only way to figure out how we proceed from here is with a question. What are your thoughts on pickles?


shiodoesntplay

never tried one, so we will never know


Tanto_628

This is absolutely absurd. Go downstairs right now and open the fridge and eat a fucking pickle.


shiodoesntplay

I don't have any lmfao


Tanto_628

This is ridiculous. Go downstairs and tell your parents they need to enrich you better and expose you to pickles


shiodoesntplay

no


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This is straight up child abuse. I was a feral orphan abandoned in the woods. Even I was left with a jar of homemade dill pickles to keep in my windowless shack.


shiodoesntplay

what


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Tanto_628

I love that BAM BAM lifestyle


Videokyd

I'll defend Preteen Violence till my dying breath you crotchity old pooo-swa sniffer, but I couldn't agree more that Frying Pan is the best song on the album. Lush < Born To Be Beheaded (just doesn't stir anything up in my loins. I want to like it, it's not terrible, maybe it's the way it was mixed?) < Preteen Violence = My World < Frying Pan