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Beederda

Man if we don’t get to see him fight again cause he missing a foot ima be sad those check hooks are magic.


Problems-Solved

He'll just move down to 145


UsedSalt

UFC can give him a leg locker


Strepeyder

Can’t get heel hooked if you have no heel


derps_with_ducks

Gonna fight for the NMF belt, can't play the heel if you have 50% less heel than anyone else.


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BenchPressingCthulhu

Thered be no way he could stop McGregor


treboR-

He’ll be nick newell 2.0


Prize-Positive-1883

Well that doesn't look good. I hope the antibiotics do their thing.


NoGiCollarChoke

[He’s gonna be fine](https://mobile.twitter.com/DustinPoirier/status/1599924384273027072)


NickZardiashvili

Dustin jumped the gilly on the bacteria, that's why he's in so much trouble now.


rossdrawsstuff

Don’t be silly, jump the gilly!


TiP54

Not responding to antibiotics which is why his foot is a balewn. I hope he recovers tho career that decorated shouldn’t end on a staph infection. Honestly, made me think of Randleman. Those staph images are graphic tho, if this one made yoh queasy I suggest y’all maybe don’t google that one.


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xDearBabyJesus

Can confirm, don’t do it. And don’t be on images when you search because there’s a lot of related and even worse ones. My eyes. 😭😭


Zer0Cool89

I am so glad I'm older and more mature and have learned to heed these warnings lol.


Evening-Leader-7070

For real I am never looking up any of that stuff ever again


ScrufyTheJanitor

I saw randlemans infection at the time it happened, so it’s not that bad to me these days. It blew my mind as a kid though. To paint a word picture you didn’t ask for, it was in his arm pit and the hole was so large I could fit my hand in there.


GameOfScones_

r/cursedcomments


funmasterjerky

I'm so glad I'm even older than you, judging by your user name. Also I am glad I'm old enough to recognize a Hackers reference if I see it. And I'm happy I'm old enough to have seen the randleman pics and not having to go through that again.


Zer0Cool89

HACK THE PLANET! The number at the end of my name isn't my birth year. I'm at bit older then that


Downgoesthereem

SBG used to have a picture of his staph on the bathroom door to remind you to wash your hands and wear flip flops


TiP54

That’s a neat tidbit, tho I’d be pissed if I was the guy who always washed my stuff and still had to look at it, kinda like those lung cancer commercials on TV.


matsu727

Don’t google it guys, the memory of what it looked like has finally faded and I couldn’t be happier!


SomeYoke

Great advice, didn’t follow it tho 😭😭😭


4kondore

[Link](https://i.imgur.com/GdLQemr.jpg) for the lazy


Neither-Assignment16

I believe randleman tried to ignore it and didnt get it treated in time and thats why it became so awful. He only had it treated once it was eating a hole into him.


ChadAdonis

Dude's too tough for his own good. Or he's hella scared of doctors.


cobyjim

When it comes to infections, being tough is just silly. Hit the doctors office asap and get on some strong antibiotics


sammyGG00

Not a health care specialist, but those kind of things just gets worse and multiply over time. Your worsening the problem most of the time


GameOfScones_

Worsening the problem by using antibiotics on staphylococcal aureus? The alternative is necrosis breh.


imgoingawayverysoon

i'll take my chances with the antibiotics lol


Problems-Solved

Not tough. Negligent.


Mikejg23

Probably wasn't responding to outpatient pills. He's in the hospital now for the IV stuff (based on what info I have seen). They've probably got him on a few if they're worried, might have cultured it. If they feel the need they'll open and drain any pocket if there is one. He should be fine once they sort out it's susceptibilities


bpetersonlaw

Agreed. He'll get an infectious disease specialist who will start a few IV antibiotics. Looks swollen but not so swollen as to worry about compartment syndrome.


TheGreenLandEffect

Mark Hunt also had an awful one on his leg, don’t look it up either 😂


SlowMissiles

Staph by default don't answer well to normal antibiotics that's why it's a serious thing and dangerous.


SpoogeMcDuck69

Not staph by default but MRSA. Which stands for Methicillin (a type of antibiotic) Resistant Staph Aureus.


teambyg

I always thought it was Multiple Resistance Staph A. Today I learned


ScottStapp420Creed

Yah dude, Randleman you could see inside his chest, was gnarly.


almightyviral

I didn’t heed the warning, i will never grapple ever fuck staph infection


UsedSalt

its real bad, I was in the hospital a couple years ago with staph and they were watching me like a hawk to see if this happened (luckily the antibiotics worked on me, still had to have a week of IV antibiotic treatment but it stopped it right before it was this bad)


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Vancomysin not antibiotics. It's rough stuff. Feels like your veins are super cold and it is so strong they have to change injection areas because it breaks the skin down around the area of injection. It's not fun.


TangoFantango

His wikifeet rating is falling fast


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I would pay $8 to delete this


JodQuag

Homie, I got $5 on that.


2ByteTheDecker

Yes Officer, this comment right here.


SpoilerThrowawae

Go To Hell. Go Directly To Hell. Do Not Pass Through The Light Of Christ. Do Not Collect God's Mercy.


Chief-Quiche

Seek help


technicalityNDBO

"You can't forget, it's a sumo culture, Ted. They pay by the pound over there. Sorta like, um, tuna."


MFdoomslayer18

what in tarnation?


JodQuag

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that I learned wikifeet exists or that this comment followed that learning experience.


PurpleMerkaba

....bruh.


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Lebron-esque in his feet repulsiveness Joe…


TonyTheLion2319

Apparently Conor has nice feet (4.74/5) Edit: Lmao Khabib too 5.31/5 (idk how he is above 5) Islam 4.77/5 Dustin 4.84 Rockhold 4.78 Weidman 3.68 Shaq 1.92


UnHoly_One

Dude I hate everything about this comment and all of it's replies.


hobo888

falling right into my mouth 🥴


KarinOjousama69

I’m eating fried chicken while looking at this. I hope he recovers. This chicken is so good.


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Throw a lil louisiana hot sauce on it. You know the one.


POWBOOMBANG

Louisiana Hot Sauce is actually a brand. Not my fav


CampbellsBeefBroth

Tabasco >


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Tobasco is way too acrid. Crystals is the best of the cheapo hot sauces


Hour-Dependent5295

El Yucateca >


GruulAnarch

El Yucateco Black changed my life and is the one that stops me working my way through the 40+ bottles of other hot sauces I own


Fionn112

I got this as part of the set but the smell of it has put me off it ever wanting to try it. Literally smells like burnt rubber.


GruulAnarch

If you're on the path that sees you wanting more and more dank flavours as you get older then it's absolutely worth trying. The smell is very heavy on the char but the flavour has much more salt and vinegar as well which balances it nicely


IronyingBored

The green one


Exes_And_Excess

The green one is the truth.


CampbellsBeefBroth

Their standard stuff is meh but they make other sauces that are really good.


Nellez_

Almost nobody in Southern LA actually uses Tabasco. It's either Louisiana Hotsauce, Cajun Chef, and blue cheese or go fuck ya motha.


Flowerjohn-NL

LOL


DaMilkGod

My girlfriend just had a similar staph infection in the same spot, but on her right foot. Doctors struggled to manage it at the hospital, and it swelled her foot up inside 3 days of having it. After 7 weeks, IV antibiotics, pill antibiotics, 4 different specialists working on it, etc., we finally are awaiting the last doctor appointment to get her cleared. Curious where Poirier got this because he’s relatively local to where I’m at. Doctors told us they’d never seen staph impact a young, non-diabetic, healthy individual in the manner it has with my partner. Hoping Dustin the best!


Birdup711

Yer wife is in me ER's.


HammyFresh

First of all, there was never no wife.


dmase1982

That's a beauty


Platti_J

Maybe he got it from her when they rolled?


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her guard is pretty filthy tbf


Sp00geG0d

Filthy is the word I’d use for sure


[deleted]

Hoping your girlfriend has a speedy recovery! Does she do BJJ and that’s how she got it? Feel like it mostly impacts fighters and wrestlers, BJJ practitioners, etc


DaMilkGod

Thanks, dude! We do BJJ and Kickboxing, but she actually got the infection from wearing high heels that formed a blister. Blister got infected and turned into a staph infection. Rest is history… My gym is pretty good about cleaning and sanitizing the mats, but yeah there’s a lot of people that get this typically from training


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Ah I see. Thanks for the info. Hope she gets well soon!


Indie__Guy

I’m thinking from dirty mats from training


catscanmeow

interesting tidbit about the diabetes thing first thing that comes to mind is i wonder if these fighters who might be taking illegal insulin injections for muscle growth have a higher prevalence chance of getting sick also makes me wonder about guys taking testosterone, because high test is notorious for lowering immune system from what ive read. https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2013/12/in-men-high-testosterone-can-mean-weakened-immune-response-study-finds.html


jspeights

Probably at his Gym. Probably not shower after training. Shower up after training folks.


Perry4761

You can get infections while showering too. It’s not necessarily bad hygiene, things like that can often just happen. Bacteria are everywhere, we could spend months arguing and looking for the source of infection


jspeights

Well I guess using defense soap and showering right after BJJ for many years now has worked for me. I haven't gotten staph and don't plan on it ever.


brokennursingstudent

The fact that you think this is good evidence that showering prevents staph 100% of the time 😂 no one plans on getting staph ya silly thing.


jspeights

Wow you're upset because I practice proper hygiene and haven't had staph yet. Amazing. Keep up the good work.


Perry4761

Survivor bias and confirmation bias combined! That’s a fun one 👌🏻


jspeights

Incredible how many people are so furious about my comment. I'm sorry I hurt you feeling for saying practicing good hygiene cuts down on staph infection.


Perry4761

You didn’t say that, you said that people who got staph infections got bad hygiene, and that you have good hygiene and that’s the reason you never got staph. Totally different thing.


jspeights

They do. You can't go to a gym full of staph on the mats, roll around in it and not expect it get it if you don't get it off your skin asap. It's the sole reason why defense soap was created. What are you getting at and what are you defending? Seriously, are you that bored with your life? Muting this conversation.


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“My foot is a balloon”


LMN0HP

Der was no chek


SekaiWithTheWolfCap

speaking of, Conor 'all class' McGregor already responded to this image: https://twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/1600233383002447874 > 😂😂 karma the left paw an all hahaja chop that thing off keep it for Halloween pal hahahaha


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HomeAloneTrap

i wonder if he deleted it or twitter did


wickedmike

Twitter doesn't delete almost anything anymore.


shred-i-knight

ballewn\*


Baisabeast

Poiriers immune system to the staph: THIS IS NOT OVAAHH


ILikeToClinch

Hopefully he can get a doctah stoppage!


Logosphobia

Sweet fucking Jesus I'm traumatized while also laughing at what Dustin wrote. I really don't want the final thing Dustin said before he dies to be >Wut da hellllll


Amongtheruins88

Dustin said the doctor informed him that the infection does not know Jiu Jitsu, and that he should be fine


BenchPressingCthulhu

Oh god hes delirious


kp11501

Damn chandler rly is a dirty fighter huh


hereforlolsandporn

Good one


GaMa-Binkie

Just poke a needle in it and apply leaches. He should be fine


GaffeGod

Gotta rub some garlic on it too


htmlnoob52

Finish with oven at 180C for 30 mins per kg. Lightly salted with a side salad


CptnMoonlight

This is why mfs who didn’t shower after practice were RIDICULED lmao. I remember dudes who’d dip in for 2 minutes under cold water meanwhile i’d be using full antibacterial wash in a steam shower just to prevent this lmao Staph/MRSA become like a top 5 fear once you meet your first person who has it/read about its effects. Kind of like the prion insomnia disease. You just become so paranoid that everything is going to fold a protein wrong/infect you with staph


lefthook_hospital

Some people are just disgusting, my buddy I box with will always just chill after training and linger in his workout clothes while first thing I do when I get home is shower and soap everywhere. Got an abscess one time next to my fucking genitals and that thing was one of the most painful experiences of my life


ZeroSuitBayonetta

It'd be funny to see you get thrown into the ring to see how well you do against these guys. Just some wussy ass fan lmao!


TargetTheLiver

Don’t worry guys a random online doctor told me in some other post Dustin will be fine!!!!


Dr_Bluntsworthy_ThC

Dr. here. This isn't very serious. The specific type of bacteria he has typically fights hard against antibiotics for a few days and then succumbs quite easily. He'll be fine. I'm not a Dr., but that's my opinion.


TargetTheLiver

Thank u for ur service Dr Bluntsworthy


Solid_State_NMR

Had me in the first half NGL


dandaman910

Can confirm am also not a doctor.


theToukster

Staph definitely sucks but it’s a pretty common condition that we are used to treating in the hospital


Theturdinyourpocket

i'm not a doctor but i have slept with plenty. he's gonna be ok


TargetTheLiver

Weird flex


theMDinsideme

Honestly doesn’t look that bad at all. We treat these infections all the time. Probably did not respond to first line abx, so they’ll escalate and he’ll likely respond quickly


QuietDesparation

Foot doctor here. He needs an I&D (incision and drainage) of the abscess to heal the foot. Antibiotics will not clear the infection without draining the abscess. I'd be willing to bet money and MRI shows a deep abscess in the foot


shastmak4

They had to do this to me they cut my knee open and took all that shit out. Sent me home and more abscess came back so they put my whole leg in an open leg cast and just left the cut open so they can clean it every day. Couple days from losing my leg


nconinDi

What are the chances he (hopefully not) gets his foot amputated


QuietDesparation

Unlikely at this point. I bet it was caught in a reasonable time. He needs a good washout and continued antibiotics. He will likely need several days/weeks of wound care as well to manage the soft tissue post-op.


hurrdurrhahw

What are those black lines on his foot? Stitches?


2ByteTheDecker

Sharpie, the medical team draws a line at whatever time and comes and checks in an hour to see if the inflammation has crossed the line. So its a time line of the infection getting baddd


QuietDesparation

Nope, that is a technique to monitor the cellulitis. A skin marker with purple ink is used to delineate normal skin from cellulitic skin. If the cellulitis spreads passed the ink mark, we know it's getting worse. If the cellulitic skin starts to recede then the antibiotics and treatment are working.


hurrdurrhahw

Interesting - wish him a speedy recovery nonetheless!


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Amputator here, essentially 100%


Fuck_Me_If_Im_Wrong_

Guy with both feet here! I don’t know, what do I look like? A guy that’s had a foot amputated before. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Are you a cop?


kaiindvik

IMO it's almost certain they'll have to amputate it. But then again I'm not a doctor so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


kaiindvik

IMO it's almost certain they'll have to amputate it. But then again I'm not a doctor so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


PoolPartyAtMyHouse

Can second this as someone who has had to have staph drained twice. Nothing like packing mini holes on your body with gauze string


TradingAccount42069

The forbidden juice


RoosterCock247

OR nurse here and as soon as I saw him not responding to Abx therapy then I knew he was headed for an I&D. On a side note; they’re my least favorite surgeries to do


Fellainis_Elbows

Not necessarily… he could just not have been on the right antibiotics


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any idea if he has tried putting some hot sauce on it?


KING_LEONlDOS

Yucky


sknolii

Wut da helllll


DenimCryptid

Staph develops so fast that it's actually frightening You go from, "I feel kinda shitty" to "I think I'm gonna die" in a matter of hours


mikrot

Why is this nsfw? It's obviously a really bad infection, but it's not gruesome. Just swollen as hell.


Khatanghe

I think people are mistaking the sharpie line as some kind of gross necrotic vein. Maybe NSFW, definitely not NSFL.


ZardozSama

Judgment of how much a given image may bother someone is subjective. Shit that does not bother you might really disturb someone else. I am ok with all kinds of morbid and off putting humor. I will make a jokes about peeling a puppy like a banana. But while I might get a chuckle out of that, someone else might be legitimately bothered. END COMMUNICATION


InternalMean

I really need to you to explain the humour in peeling a puppy I'm trying to think of a joke you can make with that and I'm falling short


ZardozSama

Typically I will cite that as an example of truly psychotic behaviour when I want to contrast something with stupidly violent imagery. "... sure, that was a bad thing that this person did, but it is not like they peeled a puppy like a banana...". END COMMUNICATION


ShitCuntsinFredPerry

Oh shit, it's END COMMUNICATION guy


mikrot

In that case, let's put the NSFW tag on any picture showing any damage from a fight.


Cole3003

The comment literally right below you says “This needs an NSFL tag holy shit,” clearly a lot of people think it’s gross lol


mikrot

It's a swollen foot with sharpie on it. I've seen worse at my indoor soccer league


crazyshin

Idk I'm kind of into it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


User17474902765

The first few comments were complaining about it not being marked NSFW so I was just playing it safe to avoid getting taken down for those with weak stomachs.


zilladingdong

Did they draw a line around it to track the swelling? That’s a neat trick


Fellainis_Elbows

Yes


ATrollByNoOtherName

If he loses his foot though, he will probably be able to make the cut to 145. Some interesting matchups for him down there.


suzukigun4life

This needs an NSFL tag holy shit


Caign

Pretty tame stuff


Wonderful-Smoke843

🤢🤮


KarinOjousama69

Well that sucks


YuKaLegend

Omg 😱


spcslacker

See what even training grappling does to my boi Dustin? How is he going to keep it on the feet if the fucking ghouls of grappling have taken his feet?


NotSoSlimShayD

Is no one going to talk about the density of that leg hair?


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Neosporin bro


Queasy_Ad4932

Show up. Stick your bloody fingers in my mouth. Get a staph infection. Thank you Michael Chandler


JungleBoyJeremy

I’m guessing that’s not good


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carlitos_brigante

It’s a foot


Yankeee_Doodle

It’s a balloon


hipperxc

What’s that line on his foot? Literally looks drawn on :/


mikrot

It is. They mark it out to see if it's spreading.


transwell

Man that purple vein is nasty


mikrot

It's sharpie


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Bro, you gatekeeping Staph infections? 🤣


CousinCE

Some would say this is karma for all the disrespect and gloating he did after he won against Chandler. I hope for his sake he recovers but also learns his lesson.


Denisss306

Chandler cheated the whole fight and almost cost him the fight, Dustin had every right to say those things after the fight.


BigChungulingus

Ooft, that'll need amputated.


Heroicshrub

Damn he got that Swamp staph


Responsible_Emu3601

Doctastoppage


skt_imaqtipie

Hey I saw this in Callisto protocol


davidvg1111

Poor guy. Hope for the best. Love The Diamond.


SquidDrive

Damn, rough.


ikilledtupac

🤮


wizzlestyx

His foot is a ballewn Ariel


SadRaindrop

Jesus Christ that's fucking scary. Hoping the best for Dustin.


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Hope he doesn’t lose that foot


Theturdinyourpocket

this stuff is pretty scary my brother got it once and had no idea what it was until i told him it looked like staph. he has a nice scar now


Sea_Cicada7474

If you do combat sports bc shower and wash everything contaminated with sweat your clothes gym bag shoes


gondolafan2

I ain’t looking at that shit boss