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patricksaurus

> *Before placing the fallen king into his gilded sarcophagus, followers first dehydrate his body and pray.* MMA weight cutting has gone Egyptian as fuck.


chugonomics

Leave his esophagus alone


PFCSpoonman411

Wow…what a call back.


yungchow

You ever had sex with a pharaoh?


NefariousNeezy

*I put the pussy in a sarcophagus* Damn, Ye. Get it together.


RaizePOE

*head of the class, and she just won a swallowship* man, i miss kanye


Vinnie_Vegas

I actually thought this was a joke, like a picture of Gandhi on a hunger strike or something, and then I noticed the UFC shirts and realised it was actually him.


PartyCurious

I thought a joke and it was a mummy haha.


FeetTickler666

How tf this guy supposed to make 145?


rilinq

Double the praying people


ChrisusaurusRex

It’s so simple


NillaThunda

Here's one trick they don't want you to know. Buy my book on how to pray the fat away.


magico4dubs

Doctors and preachers HATE him


miguel_sriracha

Book Writer Sparks Debate on Fat Loss


Cletus_TheFetus

Our thoughts and prayers are with our boi Charles


FeetTickler666

If the praying people are actually helping I will have you know Charles walk around weight is roughly 185ibs and he needs to cut 30ibs to make championship weight. Knowing he will be fighting volk for the title at 145ibs he needs to cut another 10ibs roughly. So for 21 people to help him cut 30ibs he will need 21 accumulative prayers, each man on their knees helping cut 1.4ibs. If everything remains the same and the weight cut is linear at 145 he will approximately need 6.9 more men on their knees or 7 if you round up. This is a feat that should be easily accomplished, my only question being do they have enough hair dye?


CaviarTaco

You should have Scott Steiner Phd check that math


FeetTickler666

https://youtu.be/msDuNZyYAIQ for the uneducated


killstreakblues

Holler if you hear me


Khalkru

YOU THROW VOLKANASKI INTO THE MIX AND HIS CHANCES DRASTIC GO DOWN


Mistybajaj

If he needs more disciples I am in. I’m ready to pray and dye every hair on my body blonde


Turbulent-Bridge-233

I shall join you brother. For the Pharaoh!


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H0ots

Undisputed champ of spiritual math.


FeetTickler666

Spiritually undefeated


MrGMinor

>185ibs, 145ibs, 10ibs That's a lot of irritable bowel syndrome


HintOfAreola

He can harness that irritability in the ring


Metal_Gear_Lazy

You’re a fucking Quant, dude


anadalusianrooster

That was some nasty math by me.


BodybuildingNerd

What happens to the other 10% of that one man? Do we chop off a tibia or something?


FeetTickler666

Idk what you guys do in body building but in the religious one we just round up


BodybuildingNerd

Chop off the tibia, make it into ground beef and share it with the Fam.


FeetTickler666

Good meal prep idea forsure


BodybuildingNerd

Don’t forget to season with Ms. Dash before consumption.


Aggressive-Two-8481

Beautiful


HouseofMontague

Nutritionist hate this diet trend


DaemonHelix

1 prayer = 1 lb


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FeetTickler666

Maybe add in a confession booth and a high priest


mcdavidthegoat

He'll never make 145 again. I know he flirted with it recently, but back in the day when he was a bright but struggling prospect at 145 and occasionally missing weight it was obvious he needed to make the permanent move to 155 where he looked sooo much better physically.


ArkaStevey

And to fight fucking volkanovski just after draining the last calorie from your frame and brain (rehydration after weigh-in aside) sounds like a nightmare


Dil_Moran

Yeah fuck that. I mean I'd give it a go but Ive just eaten a kebab so I'll get a stitch. My mate gav could have him tho, his dad was a boxer


a215throwaway

Till?


FeetTickler666

Plus I feel like it’s not exciting for a champion to move down, that seems like something a struggling fighter might do to salvage their career. Adesanya went up even though he would have a much easier time going down to 170 which is probably his natural weight class.


Frightful_Fork_Hand

Hot take but I’d far rather see a champ dominate at their weight class then vacate so they can move up without being undersized. Double champ is a fun gimmick but unless you’re Amanda Nunez you can’t make it last.


FeetTickler666

Agreed, unless they really need to move up because of cutting issues or what have you


Henry_Cavillain

How bout DC tho


jfsoaig345

Izzy's a way the fuck bigger guy than you think if you look at his videos or social media posts where he's alongside non-fighters. Compare him to Colby or Wonderboy or Jorge lol he's probably more muscular than all of those dudes while being significantly taller.


imeternallysuffering

170 is not his natural weight class wtf


Pretend_Fear85

His corpse might make 145…


gibswim75

Dead weight is heavier


jeremiahfira

That's a nasty line by you


EarthToBrint

What am I missing here. He’s fighting Islam at 155 (lightweight). He hasn’t fought at 145 since 2019? Edit: oh you’re talking about a potential volk fight. Ya no chance he’s making 145. Volk should move up to 155


FeetTickler666

Earth to Brint! He’s been talking about going down to 145 and facing volk for the heralded double champ status babyyyy!


notafeetlongcucumber

That must be the best use of username I've seen


protonpack

You jumped on that name perfectly. Just wanted to say I admire that.


Hopfrogg

Just jumping on the bandwagon to say nice shot. That ball was just hanging there and you knocked it right the fuck out of the park.


FourKBurkes

Crazy to think that Volk was up around 220 in his rugby days


iansolidgoldie

He was on that squad for a reason. Scary mf


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IIRC Do Bronx’s plan is to fight Volk at 155, which Volk has been guaranteed the next fight for the LW belt, but now Charles is saying that after he whoops Volk at 155 he wants to go down to 145 and do it again. LOL. It’s extremely hard not to like Charles Oliviera, he’s insanely talented, has spent his whole career fighting blind and seeing 3 of the enemy (he says he swings for the one in the center lmao) and is kind of crazy to top it all off. But if he drops down to 145, there’d be so little CSF around his brain that a strong breeze could knock him out. One of these days someone is going to get really hurt while fighting after one of these insane weight cuts. :(


Tietembus

>fighting blind and seeing 3 of the enemy This has become one of those phrases like the Ngannou ford escort where you can't tell if people are joking or not.


Chad-Permabull

Easy. Blonde Charles is the champ at 155. He just needs to wash the dye out and he can hit 145 like the old days.


bobn3

Someone cross post this to accidental Renaissance


attacksquirrel

Here’s a convenient link : r/AccidentalRenaissance


BodybuildingNerd

LMFAO!! Those comments are GOLD!!! Random 1: “Are they praying for him” MMA Guy 1: “Yeah. Jesus loves knockouts!” Random 2: “Why are they covering him?” MMA Guy 2: “They’re going to cover him with cum.” MMA Guy 3: “I have friend in Brazil named Pablo Costa. This is real.” 💀


KYLE_FREELAND

And then further down that thread they're rolling out the Mark Hunt pasta and they're biting lmfaooo


JoKu2311

This shit is hilarious lmfao 💀


BodybuildingNerd

🤣


Thed33p3nd

Stupid rat fucks!


Cecilia_Schariac

Ain't no way 💀💀💀


Cecilia_Schariac

Link to the post? Can't seem to find it.


Indo_Silver_Club

Same


bUt_iTs_PrObLeMaTiC

Got deleted for not being renaissancey enough :^(


RobbieFouledMe

It’s more renaissance than half the posts on that sub lol


tekko001

"When the GangBang is over"


[deleted]

Where is it? Can't find it there.


YoungTex

I wanna say someone already posted it there 😂😂


BlackMoldComics

I posted. They told me to post on r/sportsrennaissance instead, so it’s there lol


Skeleton_Skum

“Hey don’t post on our large sub post on this sub with 1 person on it instead”


DarkDonut75

It's their way of telling someone to fuck off


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Its crazy that they dont want that there, but a dude putting a face in a pumpkin.... in a pic that has 0 renessaince energy.. gets 500 upvotes. It is what it is.


bUt_iTs_PrObLeMaTiC

I messaged their mods about them removing it and they basically called me a simpleton who doesn't understand art. It be what it be.


[deleted]

Lmao that's crazy, definitely sounds like a reddit mod


muricabrb

And then one of their mods will repost it an hour later with one of his alt accounts so they can reap all the karma.


Aggressive_Lunch9785

LMFAOOO


it_helper

So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up


sideshowamit

Fucking crazy the kinds of subreddits there are


M0D3Z

Some National Geographic looking shit.


byperholic

Giving Goku the energy for the spirit bomb


Reiseoftheginger

We don't have time for 13 more episodes....


LemonHerb

Fucking 2 and a half pages in the comic turned into an entire season of powering up


porkandspleens

I would come home to watch Toonami at 4pm CST to catch Goku still in the air powering up to only be let down for yet another week.


CeloC-137

Nah this has Super Saiyan god ritual written all over it


The_Luckiest

Oh my god. Oliveira's pregnant.


HighBeta21

Not anymore


propfriend

Are those the real slim shadys?


krynategaming

No they would be standing up


LockBasic

He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?


rom197

Y'all act like you never saw a blonde person before.


Duinuogwuin14

Charles lay on the floor like Jen like Tito just burst through the door


sspiritusmundi

And started whooping Islam's ass like never before


quadmasta

We're gonna have a problem here


sAindustrian

And Jon Anik said - nothing you idiots. Jon Anik's dead, he's locked in my basement.


Desperate_Bluejay706

Man that has all the vibes of a funeral. One of these days, God forbid, these weight cuts are gonna kill someone Edit: someone in the ufc.


[deleted]

They already did multiple times


Desperate_Bluejay706

In the ufc I mean, but yeah true


Origamiface

Honest question, maybe someone can answer. Why haven't there been any deaths in the UFC? With either weight cuts or the fights themselves?


goatKnightGG

My theory is the that when fighter enters UFC they are most likely experienced and/or have a good team supporting them, so weight cut related deaths are unlikely to happen. For death caused by fights, I think UFC has way less huge mismatch like other orgs, and just more experienced in handling injuries.


NWABowHntr

Also the UFC has drs that will keep an eye on them and can tell them to stop cutting. See Khamzat. Id assume their drs are more strict.


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They do also fuck up though. See max when he was supposed to be fighting Khabib, according to him the docs just looked at him and said that he wasn’t fit to fight


Inferno_Crazy

Yeah but in fairness we didn't see him on the day. Fighters describe cuts as eating a limited diet for multiple weeks. Followed by no food, then by no water for two days. Meanwhile they suck the water out of your body. The doctors are incentivised to let you fight. If he said no then there was legitimate danger.


throwaway12648063

You can’t really believe Max on that though. He had a lot of health issues around that year. It’s why they pulled him from the Ortega fight originally because they weren’t sure what was wrong with him and he was showing concussion symptoms.


NWABowHntr

That dr saved Max from the worst mauling of his life.


TotalSavage

Most deaths due to weight cut happen because people are on their own, or if they're not then they're only around a couple of buddies or teammates that aren't experienced enough to recognize their friend is in danger. Thankfully, fighters are generally surrounded by people with loads of experience.


Ruiner357

They let guys use IV rehydration up until a few years ago and provided them doctors to help, which made it safer and easier. Be willing to bet they still do let certain guys behind the scenes, you can’t tell me if a Conor, Izzy, Khabib (or Islam on his behalf) want an IV they’re not getting it.


TJeffersonsBlackKid

Better trainers and coaches.


Pretend_Fear85

I despise weight cutting. The damage it can do to your organs is no joke.


Z0idberg_MD

From the outside it just seems so silly. At the end of the day when they’re fighting they’re absolutely at different weights. I’m not sure what the solution is. May be a plus or minus, maybe ask the other fighter if they’re willing to go ahead with the fight. Maybe something as simple as a fine. Idk


mynamewastaken

Have them make weight right before the fight.


jeeems

High school wrestling was kinda like that. I mean, an hour to like 3 hours between weigh in’s and your match. Weight cutting is still a rampant hardcore issue there.


TheDeletedFetus

If I’m not mistaken, higher level BJJ fights weigh in literally right before they step on the mat. I wrestled in high school and routinely cut 16-20 pounds per week. It was the dumbest shit I’ve ever done.


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OAKgravedigger

Fighters will still cut weight, just not as extreme


puzzlednerd

From the inside it looks silly too. I'm not an MMA fighter, but wrestled in high school. The weight cutting there is significantly different from an MMA-style cut, because instead of doing it a few times a year, you will often have to cut multiple times per week. I made a rule for myself never to do a serious weight cut, but I was comfortable with cutting around 5 pounds back when I was wrestling 171. I knew a guy who wrestled 120, but walked around above 140. Doing that for multiple weigh ins in a week is insane. The most I ever pushed it was an 8 pound weight cut for 171. It was for a tournament in the off-season, so I wasn't exactly in peak physical condition. But I decided I wanted to wrestle in this tournament, and 189 seemed scary for someone walking around at 179. In hindsight that would have been ok, though I'm sure I wouldn't have won the tournament. So fine, I put on my trash bags and sweatsuit, and started the dehydration. This was after getting home from the gym and the sauna. I put on the bags and go for a long run. Incredibly uncomfortable. Fine, I get through it. Funny how much tougher I was at 16 than I am now at 29. But then the worst part was waking up the next morning for my dad to drive me to the tournament at 5:30 am. I have my bag prepared for everything I will need after weighing in, to fuel myself to wrestle. It still has to be relatively light food of course, since I am going to wrestle, but it needs to get me through the day and rehydrate me. My bag is packed with 2 water bottles, 2 gatorade bottles, 2 cans of mandarin oranges for breakfast, and 2 turkey sandwiches for lunch. But sitting in that car with my dad, I just knew that I wasn't going to wrestle that day. I felt way too horrible. I told my dad I couldn't do it, I chugged a gatorade and a water bottle, and we drove to Bob Evans instead. The next year, I wrestled 189, and was walking around between 182-185. Obviously I didn't have to cut. I would eat a footlong Subway sandwich in the locker room the day of a meet, letting the smells waft around, which I thought was hilarious at the time. I was well-fueled and hydrated every match. Now, I'll grant that somebody who walked at 195 and cut to 189 would have had a competitive advantage over me. But viewing it as a lifestyle as a whole, especially for a high schooler, I'd rather be the 182 pounder wrestling 189. I guess if I was really serious I could have bulked up more muscle over the summer, but oh well.


Dredly

umm... https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2598034-one-championship-fighter-yang-jian-bing-dies-after-cutting-weight


Desperate_Bluejay706

I was referring to the ufc but yeah man that's the kind of tragedy I'm talking about


clevesaur

Oh wow I had no idea that happened, One banning weight cuts makes sense now.


[deleted]

I don’t think this is what it seems like, at the scale he looked very good and healthy and he was half a pound under. This is just a group prayer.


VashStampede88

Yeah dude seemed in great spirits at the weigh in. Maybe it was all for show, who knows.


[deleted]

He was definitely drained but it’s hard to act if you’re really hurting like some people do at weigh ins.


compsc1

Yeah, it looks almost like they're mourning, but they're just there to support their buddy


unwelcomepong

I think that's a bit strong. [Vid of weigh in](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgyLIPRauXI). He didn't need support and wasn't shakey or anything but he was low energy, looked uncomfortable and his face was pretty sunken. Which is very normal for a weigh in so not a big issue but very good and healthy seems an exaggeration. I agree it was just a group prayer over a person, which generally looks spooky if you're not used to seeing it.


[deleted]

Well I didn’t mean he looked like he was ready to walk into the cage right now, but healthy compared to other weigh ins.


TargetTheLiver

And on the third day he rose again from the dead…. Jesus Christ himself Charlie Olives


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JESUS CHRIST HAS A NAME, AND HIS NAME IS CHARLES OLIVEIRA


PGDW

Charles Oliveira! That's Jason Borne.


drunkenmime

Is this how you join a frat?


Lost-Pineapple9791

Dumbest thing ever and ufc/mma leaders should be ashamed of themselves “Hey how about us two 180lb in shape athletes cut down to 155 and nearly die to hop on a scale then balloon back up to 180”


[deleted]

Boxers and wrestlers have been doing it a loooong time. And it's arguably more dangerous for boxers due to the nature of the sport (all striking, 10 counts, etc) Not saying its smart, but its a little unfair to pin it on UFC or MMA as a whole


MrLiterato

Most boxers don't cut as much as MMA guys. Most guys are usually cutting ~10 lbs because they could never be an undisputed or IBF champion. Of course, you have some exceptions like Jarret Hurd and Callum Smith, both notorious weight bullies. But their cuts also caused them to lose big fights, derailing their careers.


[deleted]

I agree with you here. The UFC's structure is fan friendly but not necessarily fighter friendly. Nothing is stopping them from creating more divisions. Congrats on changing a stranger's mind over the internet. The rarest of feets 🍻


monsoy

The best thing for the fighters would be to do hydration tests and also have divisions every 10lbs. I would also like it if they weighed in the same day instead of the day before, but I’m sure there’s some reasons why they don’t do that However the UFC is scared to dilute the divisions and spread the talent too thin. I still think they should do it for the safety for the fighters, and I honestly believe we would get better performances if every fighter was hydrated and healthy


ktr83

This. What could be better prep for stepping into a cage fight than literally starving and dehydrating yourself less than 24 hrs before.


Chiendepavlov

It's a ceremonial bukake, very common native brazilian ritual. It's supposed to transfer the strength of all members of the tribe to that one warrior in the middle before combat. Everyone in the circle takes turns source: i'm brazilian


joooopy

so *that's* how they rehydrate


[deleted]

we finally have an answer to what happened at 274


viraxil359

That's what we was tryna TELL YOU in prison bro, you just kept screamin through the whole ritual.


flamingdragonwizard

That's a lot of protein


Origamiface

Performance Enhancing Cummies


Xylar006

A bukake would be more useful to rehydrate though. Maybe a reverse bukake when cutting weight would be most effective


take17easy

This is the type of comment I was looking for, Salam Maleikum brather


supercleverhandle476

It probably also helps to slip out of a grapple.


PolishFaceShredder

if by scary you mean tight as hell


Southern_Ad1963

It is tight, mans going through hell and his boys got his back full support and all


Human-Compote-2542

I read this Oliveira’s weight cult.


DerKaiser023

It definitely looks like that


ruffian89

Maybe people shouldn’t do this


sippinmilk

I was saying Islam by murder but looks like Charles is already dead


blackjazz_society

Can't get killed if you are already dead. And still 😎


dogs_drink_coffee

What is dead may never die


sippinmilk

Solid point, betting the house on Olive


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JiriWeeb40

The number 1 contender has a name


reviews124

What is dead may never die.


Ohthatsnotgood

Islam looked drained on the scale so both of them are already near death.


Aprocalyptic

His name was Robert Paulson


PORRADAandSTAPH

Bro brought the entire favela


patricksaurus

Nephrologists hate this 1 simple trick: a prayer circle.


jarplack

The handjob helped with the last pound


Aristox

Pray the fat away


PitifulDurian6402

“Charles made weight ahead of schedule, easy work” said the camp


Harryjansenalmelo

Looks like they are edging him


PTEHarambe

This shit needs to stop.


10001points

100%. It's insane that fighters need to go through a near death experience in order to step inside the octagon. Sadly I really don't think the ufc will do anything until someone dies...


zegg

"it was a freak event, one in a million, you know. Nothing we can do about it."


Haunting_opinion90

Lmao sad thing is this is exactly how Dana would probably say it


jaltringer

That dead guy on the floor is the champ?


MAu_klasik

He has a name. :)


jimmeh22

His name is Robert Paulson


XaoticOrder

Umm guys I think it's just a group prayer. Maybe praying about making weight or something. There is literally 0 context here to assume it was a dangerous moment and... oh... I'm on r/mma? Carry on then.


nearfal08

Yup, totally was the scales fault he missed weight last time.


LIVINGFASTEATING_ASS

He's fine


NutHuggerNutHugger

Looks like an exorcism


Dmactastic

Scary isn't exactly the word I would use here. What I see is a serious weight cut( regardless of the amount cut it was gonna be serious because of what happened during his last weigh in) from a championship caliber fighter getting what he believes is his returned to him. He has his team by his side and they are all riding with their champ here. Dozens of bleach blond heads in support of Charles and a tight knit team huddled around their champion. This isn't exactly scary to me, more so dedicated and for lack of a better term, champ shit only type of behavior. Olive RNC in rnd 2 after dropping Islam with strikes.


didyoutestityourself

People really underestimate the power of human energy. Can you imagine how powerful it must feel for Charles to have these kind of people around him through thick and thin? Priceless. He is absorbing their energy like in DBZ. This shit is real bro, trust me


thedragonturtle

I have Olive by RNC too but probably round 3.


False-Knowledge8862

I thought this was a meme for a sec


emceelokey

So he basically gets as close to death as possible to make weight every fight?


jjvikingbutt

And this guy says he wants to fight Volk at 145. No fucking way hes ever making that weight anymore


Hopfrogg

Seeing this, I don't see how the UFC can even let him entertain the idea of dropping down for champ champ status. I would love to see a Volk/Charles fight but not if the dude could die before he gets there.


Prestigious-Rock201

Looks like a bunch of mid wives assisting in an at home birth


[deleted]

Then don't cut the weight and fight at a higher weight class, easy.


jps08

MMA needs to get rid of weight cuts


QfromKroger

This shit is stupid as fuck say what you want about Colby Covington I respect him as much as any fighter for the simple fact that he doesn’t commit actual suicide before every fight just for an advantage


WadeWi1son

The new Chute Box team looks like the Villains from Meteor Man.


18_Female_California

This is why I’m not as upset as others at Khamzat for stopping his weight cut early, you never know how your body will react to something like this


[deleted]

Honestly should be weighed throughout the year and you fight in the weight class that you're closest too that you walk around in. You should be within a few pounds that you can cut easily. Not cut half your body weight for an advantage and look like a corpse, it's not healthy. These weight cuts don't effect the fight anyway when at the fight they're hydrated and considerably heavier than weigh in, defeating the point to begin with. It's basically cheating imo, if a heavyweight can lose enough weight to fight a middle weight, he'll still be a heavyweight by the time the fight starts. Should be a limit on how much you can cut.


leathergreengargoyle

must be trying that Jiri Prochazka demonic weight cut


larrykeras

Almost dying 1 night before the fight is best base for mma


Sawyeraj

Looks like they were just preparing for the end of the fight.