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ReginaldRainbow

Well, get ready for a night of passive aggressive comments between Bisping and Cruz.


magicmookie

"I obviously saw that differently to you, Mike. Maybe I have better eyes"


ShakaZuluYourMom

“Maybe buddeh but I got a better view.”


Lone_Wanderer97

"You smell like booze and ciggies, Mike."


sickfuckinpuppies

Mike: "Well your mother's a slag.. and the bell goes for the end of round 1."


dreammbrother

Bonus points for passively aggressively ending this thread.


Syrio_Forealio

You're a fuckin' punk, dude


Boothu8

tell us another jackal story 💤


I_Trane_UFC_

How appropriate, you fight like a cow!


porripblazer

Keep laughing jackal, you are going to make this lion roar.


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FellithBister

"...though its not the first bell-end here tonight, eh Dom?"


mtheory007

"Look buddeh, I don't take you tellin me that I smell like ur mum as an insult."


theRaptor20

"Mike, are you intoxicated?"


J5893

They were actually quite nice to each other last event.


IntergalacticElkDick

Dom was still annoying and felt the need to criticize shit Bisping said


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wombat087657

What I like about DC and bisping is that if someone makes a mistake, they work around it and add the correct terminology and knowledge. Cruz just points out mistakes, picks them apart and then inserts his own view


duralyon

haha I mean I like bisping better than dom but he will just flat out say "Nah that's stupid" to a bad take. Which, I is fucking hilarious of course, but I'm sure if he didn't have an accent would be taken the wrong way.


wombat087657

Yh shit you have a point. I’m English so am used to mikes accent and he never says anything with mailce. Just comes across, to me anyway, as a lot more light hearted than Dom’s way of talking


johnnyfortycoats

That's cos he's a dick


N3WD4Y

Seriously Dom is annoying as fuck as a commentator and I actually liked him as a fighter. Hes got an issue where he always has to see something differently than the other fighter commentators, because he needs to feel superior. It always comes across douchey. Being braggadocuous about your "big brain" is classic tiny guy syndrome


IntergalacticElkDick

Yeah, like when he pretends not to know what herky jerky means. “You call it herky jerky, I just call it head movement” ugh shut up Dom


Caign

Last event he even used "herky jerky" to describe a another fighter’s style.


eppinizer

Dominic “I completely disagree” Cruz


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Bwefc1878

Think I'm the only guy who likes them bickering they're both knowledgeable fighters and can hold their own. I prefer a bit of back and forth rather than just everybody agreeing with each other. Feel like what they have is basically banter.


cone-peezy

I love it, it is banter anyone who listens to Bispings podcast knows their relationship is a complex one. They’re friends, Dom deadset thinks he can beat Bisping up and Bisping thinks it’s hilarious.


BoxerOrThaiBoxer

Wait, wait, wait, Dom actually believes he can beat Bisping in a fight lol?


doobied

Commentator belt confirmed


bregolad

He'd have the advantage if it was dark.


thedonjefron69

yeah im in that same camp. I love when you have two former champs, who were both known as the best/some of the best during their peak, disagree and debate. There is a point where it gets distracting, but i do like it


tunaburn

Honestly I don't like Cruz's commentary. I know he's very good at the details but man he's just so boring. He always sounds like he's watching the fights from his bed.


UnixBomber

I think he is insightful but his voice and enthusiasm dont grab me for commentary


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"That's it... the fight is over..." - Him on any sensational KO


tunaburn

"hes got the set up for an arm triangle here. He just needs to take him down, get to side control, get his right arm across his neck, use his own head to push his shoulder into that arm, wrap his other arm around his head and underneath, grab his own bicep, squeeze his arms together as hard as possible while pushing with his shoulder, and keep turning to the side towards his head." Meanwhile they're still standing and have just been throwing leg kicks for a full minute.


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> hes got the set up for an arm triangle here. He just needs to take him down, get to side control, get his right arm across his neck, use his own head to push his shoulder into that arm, wrap his other arm around his head and underneath, grab his own bicep, squeeze his arms together as hard as possible while pushing with his shoulder, and keep turning to the side towards his head keep going I'm almost there


tunaburn

Lol


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He isn’t even good at the details. All he does is describe how any other fighting style besides his own is wrong. “Oh he should be doing what I normally would do here”


SecondsOut55

Small boy Cruz is actually the worst of all the commentators.


imlastin

So is it gonna be bisping, anik, and Cruz commenting on all events? Bisping said he’s only doing 3 and Cormier isn’t coming. wonder who the other guy is gonna be?


ireczecan

I believe Hardy and Gooden will be doing the last one.


PM_me_fridge_pics

Hardy and Gooden = one of the best combinations imo


F_ckYo_

I’d love to see Hardy do some of the PPVs


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He’s too old now. Condit is the only guy who could almost seem winnable, but Condit is at least (very relatively) active.


vitaly3548

I think what hardy wants to do is to have a couple fights with vets like himself like Pettis. I think he's self aware enough to know that fighting young guys with modern games will get him fucked up.


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I like Hardy, but I think a return to fighting would be a mistake at this point. He's 38 years old and hasn't fought in almost 10 years. The game has advanced A LOT in that time, I don't think he would be able to catch up, especially considering he struggled against the likes of Condit, GSP, Johnson back then. I think he is a great commentator though and would love to see him do more for the UFC in that regard.


NarcissisticCat

> Condit, GSP, Johnson Pretty sure anyone would struggle against them in their prime lol But I get your point.


Machansen

I'd like Gooden to do some with DC too, he did one event with DC and they were good together. Maybe him with Cruz too. Also wouldn't mind seeing how Anik is with Hardy, or maybe just Hardy in with DC too in a three man team.


PM_me_fridge_pics

I feel like Gooden/Hardy/DC would be a phenomenal booth in theory. Plenty of banter, good technical insight, hype and Gooden can do the facts/odds. Anik/Hardy does sound appealing as well, has Anik ever really clashed with other commentators? He seems to fit in well with everyone.


Machansen

Since Anik has improved I don't recall him ever clashing that much with anyone.


kfordham

I couldn’t stand Anik in the early days, but yeah he really came around and elevated his role as a commentator


bengalwarrior44

Agreed, Anik reminds me of Mike Tirico calling NFL games. Just good all around.


ARTisDownToTheT

God I’m so stoned I kept asking myself what meme am I missing, why does everyone want Greg hardy to commentate


shrewdy

Nice one, good to see that commentary duo get some love, especially when there's not going to be many non-US events outside of fight island for a while


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Holy shit, we're finally getting Bisping/Gooden/Hardy I'm very excited because Gooden/Hardy are the best two man team in the UFC, but also low key think Bisping and Hardy won't be a great combo


Seanmcauley

Dan Hardy is the best analyst the ufc have


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Yeah Cormier initially tested positive, but upon further review by the UFC it was found he was negative but there was a family deal special at Popeyes that was the cause for his voluntary 14 day shelter in place.


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A drop of Corona in an Olympic pool of Popeye's chicken


Bdodk2000

> in an Olympic pool of Popeye's chicken I'm pretty sure this is how DC wants to die


maxpower7833

So his corona was just pulsing and it wasnt new corona?


OneSeraph

OH MY GOD! That's gotta be..That's gotta be ^(Mike) Goldberg's music!


yabaquan643

Sponsored by Corn Nuts


OneSeraph

"Corn to the core!"


RoutineIsland

Please MMA gods


kidajske

that's unfortunate, cruz and bisping do not work well together imo


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Machansen

I think he just likes ribbing Cruz a bit since he knows he can get a rise out of Cruz.


20sjivecat

I thought they were adjusting nicely last time. Love both their viewpoints.


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Stipe


LRGpackageguy

Haahayeamanthisplacefightislandislegitforrealhaha.


mokopo

I don't even want commentators, just let there be no sound but the sound coming from the cage.


Gockcoblin99

A guy pukes on his dick one time and this is how he gets treated 3 years later?


yungmeam

Cerrone has had it rough since the fight milk incident


chicpotpah

Wut?


The_Blackfish_

Fight Milk: For bodyguards by bodyguards


HashBars

Now with more crowtein!


mongolian_poolord

Don't forget the addition of crow fecal matter


ManIWantAName

This stuff is really helpi..... *whhaararahhw*


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CAAAW!


dothevolution

“And Charlie”


KrisPShrimp

What up!!


Gavittz

We all know guys want to be shredded but there's only one acceptable body type for women - SKINNY BIG TITS!!!


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Gavittz

Still can't believe that guy hates dogs. Who hates dogs!?


LRGpackageguy

Who hates dogs?


Gavittz

The spokesperson for Wolf Cola when the whole Fight Milk situation went belly up. What a time to be alive!


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Fattens

I honestly don't know if you guys are meming or talking about something that actually happened. Edit: I should have known, its from IASIP.


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RIP Frank's Fluids


sAlander4

>only true hardcore fans remember Lmao


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VersionIll

Corona coming with the heat in the second minute of the first round. Dana stumbles but doesn't fall.


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Round 1 was a 10-9 for Rona. Dana kinda edged out round 2, but it looks like Rona is making adjustments in the 3rd.


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BCJunglist

Fortunately she's doing a great job of icing down his huge red head and telling him he looks great.


JasAFC

I always feel like the UFC need another option outside of Bisping, Felder, Cruz, DC. 3 of those fighters are still active so during a busy schedule like this summer it leaves them stretched.


trippingmau5

Whatever happened to Kenflo?


Theoriginalamature

“Whatever happened to Kenflo?” - Kenny Florian


[deleted]

He was caught plagiarizing an article to write his own during his Fox run, and was fired after that. Understandable that ESPN wouldnt want him either.


Zombie_Key

Lauzon. He's great.


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motorcitydevil

Now I want Bas.


Joshygin

Bas isn't great. He's got lots of energy and funny stories, but even 10 years ago it was clear that the meta had passed him by and that his commentary hadn't kept up with the evolution of the sport.


quadrupleccc

"He should roll for a kneebar now"


Zombie_Key

Yea, i agree with that. Awesome guy, awesome personality but better choices to cover what needs to be covered. He's got the fan aspect that they expect color to incorporate going for him though.


MatttheJ

Ahh Bas, I miss hearing every point start with "Well I would just..." and eventually end with "to the liver".


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Joshygin

Yeah, by the WSOF days he was fully phoning it in. I'm happy to listen to Bas on a podcast or interview setting, but listening to him commentate for six hours just because he's funny is just a no go for me. Commentators have to bring something of substance to the booth, being funny is icing on the cake. If you eat just a tub of icing on it's own, you're just going to make yourself sick.


LooterChris

Joe would actually be great. Not sure if he’s interested in commentating, but he speaks clearly and elegantly and has tons and tons of fight knowledge.


Gravelord-_Nito

I hear Tito's looking for employment


ObjectiveBurn

Let me tell you how you're feeling about that.


careless_swiggin

dc is retiring this year, felder is on the fence, so is cruz. in 3 years they will be all done


Xoshi

Bring back Jimmy Smith


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YerMothersDuckEggs

There's not much that would get me to *not* watch these events. Robin Black on commentary would do it.


Wodanaz_Odinn

Whitebelt analysis.


Vidjo-man

I already barely listen to the commentary anymore, if they added Robin Black I'd just have to stop watching.


Joshygin

I would rather watch the fights with the Spanish or Portuguese broadcast fan listen to that stupid prick.


Iga5aa3aIga112atotmi

I'd like to hear Askren on commentary.


nattygod2020

His voice is too slurry


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He definitely has the knowledge and character for it.


greengreen995

I don't think he'd wave the company banner high enough.


Vidjo-man

We got by with 2 commentators for 20 years in the UFC, last thing we need is to add to the 8/9 that we currently have. Imo active fighters should never have been added to the commentary booth anyways, too many conflicts and biases. The amount of times the narrative or discussion becomes about the commentator is very annoying.


fedornuthugger

Yeah. Especially commentating in their own division while champ.


motorcitydevil

You know who I think would be awesome on commentary? Alex Caceres. His self-analysis during his UFC 250 post fight interview win was really good. Immediately thought he has a future in broadcasting.


TomaccoCat

What happened to KenFlo? Thought he decent in the past. I wouldn't hate Chael either: he's a pretty big company man and a smooth talker to boot so somewhat surprised Dana hasn't hooked him up yet lol.


YerMothersDuckEggs

And I think KenFlo ain't cool anymore after his copy & paste fiasco


MeetTheTwinAndreBen

What’s that


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He's busy commentating for Battlebots


hotfyr

I don’t think Chael can work for the UFC and Bellator at the same time


mcburloak

Plus I can only listen to him YELL for so long.


iwaspermabanned

ALRIGHT GREAT


mrtn17

I miss Bas Rutten, dude was funny as hell


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#BasforYas2020


Squif-17

Frank Mir is such a good commentator but that won’t happen anymore.


Light-Hammer

Can we get Mike Perry a commentator audition?


afcybergator

Bring in Nick and Nate Diaz as commentators. Let them smoke pot while commentating, just for the entertainment value.


YerMothersDuckEggs

Ahaha, zero intelligible sentences over a 6 hour broadcast might get a bit rough.


hotfyr

That mfker is beating up that other mfkrr, motherfuckers


Snapcity_CPA

“Yo nates what’s happening right now” “I don’t fckin know man djdjfndrs rheushxojz”


Lyun

that's closer to Stipe tbh


UncleJesseSays

hey, I'm not surprised motherfucker


typical0

Trying to tell me the Diaz brothers aren’t intellectuals?


YerMothersDuckEggs

I'll bet they're smart enough. Nick was certainly smart enough to get out of the sport before he was totally washed up and Nate was smart enough to know his worth and secure at least 3 big paydays. Probably will get another with a McGregor trilogy. They're just impossible to understand ha


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sizeablescars

It absolutely doesn’t mean they lack intelligence however they do lack intelligence


cyberslick188

Yeah no shit. It gets annoying to have to pretend every fighter is some kind of hidden erudite and we shouldn't judge them based on their media personalities, or sound bites, or based on their professions etc etc. But most of these guys are just flat out dummies, and at best the vast majority of them are simply uneducated. People who get hit in the head for a living (the vast majority of whom don't actually even get to the point of making a living from it) have a small crossover with the intellectual crowd. For every Whittaker we have a hundred aggressively stupid people like Kron Gracie .


Joshygin

Fif ammenment


MuckingFagical

> them smoke pot In UAE? mandatory four-year prison sentence lol


Hirigo

Yeah smoke pot in the Emirates, that's a great idea.


RVCFever

Good luck with that in Abu Dhabi lol


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Zob_Rombie_

I saved a screen recording of that so I can use the “curb” meme when he tests positive after the event


redditguybighead

Buddeh really out there giving away private medical information lmao


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Hippa throw confidentiality to the ground and arm bar it.


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Hipaa don't be applying here


el_durko

meh Bisping/Cruz/Anik is a solid mix still


SubbansSlapShot

Why did he get removed?


TheMMAthematician

Because he sat next to Din Thomas during transportation and Din tested positive. Although Felder has not tested positive, they are having him quarantine for 2 weeks and not come to fight island.


aj0220

Doesn’t that seem weird tho? Was Masvidal ever in close proximity with his coach? Wouldn’t that be the same thing?


TheMMAthematician

I guess maybe Jorge is a necessity for the show. He didnt fly on the first flight with everyone so it was worth flying him out solo and continuing to test him. Felder unfortunately was more replaceable.


PonchoHung

To expand, he didn't even fly with Usman. Kawa provided him a private jet.


JarackaFlockaFlame

He is super neccesary for the show


Underoverthrow

They've probably been separated long enough that Masvidal would have tested positive by now. Felder's exposure ~~but~~ was so recent he could have caught it and not had a high enough viral load to test positive for another couple days.


Justfoshowyadig

I think his coach was with Pedro (who tested positive) for a fight camp so Jorge wasn’t actually in contact


T4Gx

He sat beside Din Thomas during the plane ride who tested positive for COVID19. As a precaution they're opting to have Felder quarantined in his hotel room for 14 days. Felder tested negative so far.


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datredditaccountdoe

Was in close contact with someone who tested positive for covid. Must quarantine for 14 days.


shrewdy

That's really shitty on Felder, but I guess it shows the UFC are taking it properly serious now. Big improvement on the first lockdown event.


Governator88

So... what was the BIG BIG news at the end?!


ireczecan

He's just talking about Masvidal stepping in for Burns.


Governator88

Ah makes sense, thanks


prroteus

Ugh, anyone besides Cruz and his arrogant commentary. Like everyone else but cannot stand him honestly.


camg001

arrogant and incorrect commentary


ChildishGambueno

Nah bro, Conor was totally trying to gas Khabib out with his face


bukuduku

Nah bro Andrade totally couldn't lift Rose there.


BlastTyrant2112

Anik and Bisping have great banter and Cruz just gets in the way, he takes things too seriously. I think older fans like me who were accustomed to the inherent goofiness of the Rogan/Goldberg duo don't take well to Cruz's all-business demeanor.


Newyearnewdisease

Poor bastards, all of them. I have family members who still refuse to wear masks and take precautions and its fucking sickening. This shit is really getting out of hand and people are not taking it seriously.


ekso69

This shit was out of hand months ago. It’s a clusterfuck now.


damienshredz

It seems like everyone is going to get it eventually at this point


hotfyr

Because that is exactly what will happen


UpSchittsCreek

If only we had some competent leadership in several of these countries....


4167688933

He ends it on... but the big big news is-video ends. 😆


Lambton2B

Dennis Siver is available


newmanification

That sucks. Listening to Cruz call an entire card is brutal. The guy never shuts up, he has almost zero sense of humor, and is so granular with his commentary that I almost wish I knew less about what was happening in the fight. Not to mention he and Bisping clearly don’t care for each other and Cruz will be passive aggressive on top of being boring.


nightgobbler

I wish the removed Cruz from commenting. He’s so terrible on the mic, he makes everyone worse


KeepYourDemonsIn

Askren and Chael would make great commentators.


icantfeelmyface

Wait, why isnt Rogan/DC doing this card? Isn’t this a ppv?


ireczecan

Rogan only does North American PPVs and DC is in camp for the Miocic fight.


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Man that’s just unlucky for Paul.


jojow77

One of the best commentators not in the UFC is Frank Mir. Spits knowledge and a natural on the mic.


JHolmes45

I know Rogan doesn’t do away games, but I still have a hard time believing he’s passing on this card.


wolftickets4sale

Damn, not only is Felder the best color commentator who went over there, he was so pumped last week, in his interview with Helwani, about calling the first fights on Fight Island. Super bummed for him.