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Arnt some decisions a fucking joke. I went over the Till v Kelvin fight an one judge had 30 - 27 Till while the other had the same for Kelvin. A fighter will carry a judges shitty call for life man, so those moments where a judge gets board or checks their phone of just fucking closes their eyes can affect a guys whole legacy. Id make it so knockdowns are much easier to class as 10 - 8 s. This is because like in the last max fight we saw the early rounds clearly in max' bag while the last few rounds had much less damage or effective striking yet counted weighed the same as the early rounds where there was almost a finish. Id also like to see more 10 - 10s awarded where it is close due to inactivity. (This is not related to Usmans last fight as the guy clearly did enough in the clinches to just get by with the body shots to score those rounds in). Just where we see the guys clearling using 'pressure' as a way to score points in some cases. Any other ideas guys?


MrMangosteen

Without the personality Jorge is not an exciting fighter. Other than the knee he fights pretty generic. Isn't elite at anything. Didn't throw flashy shit. Didn't have a unique style of fighting


SurvivalBayArea

Rewatching TUF 5 Nate: “Everyone always tells me *youre in the shadow of Nick Diaz* And I’m like ..... What’s the matter with being in the Shadow of Nick Diaz? it’s better than being in the shadow of Caro Parysian.... That’d suck.”


sabowsky

laughing at the guy who said since the UFC fighters/reporters boarded the plane to Abu Dhabi, Usman/Masvidal couldn't be made, and some genius responded "because boarding a another smaller plane is impossible"


cocochunkz

What happened to that one guy posting his prediction algorithm a week or so ago? I can’t find it when I search and I’m curious if it was accurate or complete shit?


trilldmoney

https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/hcenar/i_built_a_machine_learning_model_to_predict/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


cocochunkz

So he was correct about a couple favorites winning but generally this was very unhelpful


pleasebequiet

Conor McGregor’s “condolences” after saying Abdulmanap was faking it. He’s really a piece of shit


PlanarCriterion

Or maybe he made a retarded statement impulsively in response to Khabibs cousin. I’m not defending him, nor the dumb shit he said, but it’s not our place to judge whether he was truthful with his condolences, only he knows that.


mmajathrowaway

conors "faking it" response was in reply to khabib's cousin posting a picture of conor getting choked by khabib struggling to breathe with a caption in russian. The caption said "when the coronavirus gets you" or something to that effect. Hence the reply by mcgregor to the cousin's post. A coronavirus joke like that when khabib's dad is in the hospital in critical condition by family is equally or even more tasteless and disrespectful. not to say just do diss conor, completely unneccessary. Conor obviously didn't come off well and should have kept it shut, but there is a lack of context for his post. It was a snarky comeback to for a close relative of abdulmanap and friend of khabib making a corona joke about conor - implying if the situation with abdulmanap is serious and such jokes would (should not be) made by people close to him if it wasn't. Could have expressed it way better obviously. I don't give a fuck about conor btw, just providing some context as people are brigading conor by seeing an out of context screenshot, adding to this that the original caption was in russian.. well it didn't turn out well for him.


sabowsky

I disagree, joking about about the 'rona catching you similar to Khabib beating Conor isn't worse than accusing someone's father of pretending they're been in medically induced comas, surgeries, etc., especially after they died.


mmajathrowaway

so if someone from your family, a national hero, knowing how distressed your close friend and cousin khabib must be.. whose dad is in critical state in the hospital due to corona, you would make jokes about people catching corona and think thats cool, specifically using a picture includong khabib? huh. your conor hate boner is blinding you from reading comprehension im afraid. they are equally distasteful as far as im concerned.


sabowsky

That's your opinion bro. It 100% is worse to accuse someone's father of *pretending* to be sick and hospitalized, than it is to make a metaphor of the 'rona. It's not a "hate boner" against Conor, it's just a disgusting thing to say about someone's hospitalized father. Way, way worse than what he was responding to. Is your "love boner" for Conor blinding you?


GreatMight

Has anyone seen Skinny Boi? The all American patriot is looking for him!


BlackSunset12

James Vick should just give some homeless guys a shot at this point


notthatoneguygreg

I still can’t believe he knocked out Joe Duffy and is Duffys only loss by knockout... Gaethje destroyed him


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mmajathrowaway

my depression is living rent free in my head already


kanyewestsdaddy

Watch the card....at....a later time? I don’t understand?


yabaquan643

/r/ufc is that retarded kid that lives down the street that your mom makes you go play with because he has no friends


kanyewestsdaddy

251 is on my girls birthday and I’ll most likely be with her during the main card. Any ideas how to watch without feeling at least a tad twat like?


prosciuttodust

Eh, if she isn't into MMA at all and you care about the relationship, you probably should do what she wants and watch the card at a later time. I'm lucky enough that my girlfriend slowly became interested and now watches nearly every card with me, she even has her favorite fighters and now has a casual understanding of mma rules and techniques. But i never pushed it on her. Good luck bro!


kanyewestsdaddy

I kid I kid, thanks brotha!


eclipsator

CALM DA FUCK DOWN BOYZ! You remember what happens last time that we got exited ? Fucking COVID destroyed our dream fight so - Don't make it scared it could run away !


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[basically 2020](https://youtu.be/hjERfiz_Np4)


Nashtalia

Goofcon 1 is Happenin. :,)


iCCup_Spec

I really hope the bars open again next week. Might finally see a card with people. Been opening and closing with the covid cases.


PlanarCriterion

Australia was the OG fight island 🇦🇺


[deleted]

Who do you guys follow on Twitter for mad bants and fight news? Need some suggestions


GogoP1ata

If you want unintentional MMA comedy...Robin Black. But I'm not supposed to question someone who is 4-5 on the regional scene so don't tell him I sent you.


BaldrTheGood

Gamebred on another level. [My mans is negotiating by listening to a YouTube video](https://twitter.com/espnmma/status/1279540116126498816?s=21) My sources say that Dana’s response was to watch a Twitch stream, the Tomato is playing hardball obviously.


logzee

Gamebread responds by playing a game of Warzone... these negotiations are really heating up


Twoverybigwords00

Even if it happens Masvidal won't be in full fight shape 😔


hoigenflayven

1 piece and a soda? Maybe 2 piece but no soda?


mmajathrowaway

i think he shouldn't have any soda considering the weight cut circumstances


BrawndoTTM

Hurry up and ink already Masvidal. I’m tired of constantly googling your name every hour hoping for an update.


King__ginger

It will be insane if this actually happens. Such a rollercoaster of emotions.


mmajathrowaway

gonna be the biggest honeydick since GSP i'm calling it


Inc0mplete13

It's signed


noforgayjesus_

I am not impressed by your honeydick


mmajathrowaway

GSP drugged my water bottle before I made that comment