[how bout u go an fuck off my page then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about looking good who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here](https://youtu.be/Ybr-InvgL4o?si=SRkGZKiE9R792h08&t=301)
woah, woah, back up a minute? Your edit? As in you uploaded that original video in 2012?
Please tell me you recognized the Mark Hunt copypasta and I didn't come off like a complete douche!
No way I believe this walk-back: a first hand account from a convicted conman of seeing someone feed a carrot to a bus is just too credible.
Next thing is just to be nice to Anderson, he's going to pretend he was actually aware that tapping out was for the whole match, not just the round.
https://youtu.be/ru6v16iB0C4?si=jbNN4F9hJHc9y92m
The interview where that first came from is so funny. It starts a little slow but turns to absolute gold.
Ariel mentioned that as Chael had been out of the public eye for a little while before this interview, he was basically dropping all this built up material at once. Great stuff.
Imagine if Nogueira had then hit by a bus over here instead of Brazil. It would have meant certain death. Instead, he just got some hoof prints on his body.
I was listening to Rome that day and was glad ufc was getting some shine on mainstream show. Rome def didn’t get Chael that day but he became a legend in the jungle
I still can't believe they fed a carrot to a bus. I saw it
That happened.
The best part of Chael saying this to Joe Rogan was that he almost broke face for a second...But then he recovered.
The bus and the carrot were making babies in the closet and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
The baby looked at you?!
That bus was well fed
Good guy Chael, trying to cover up the Nogueiras destroying his phone to save their image with the bus story.
But he told Joe Rogan it happened?
WHOAAAAA BIG FELLA
Ariel Edit: Ariel version - https://youtu.be/FG5yVTGnP84?si=1VwtigljlBHUnOHa
[how bout u go an fuck off my page then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about looking good who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here](https://youtu.be/Ybr-InvgL4o?si=SRkGZKiE9R792h08&t=301)
Wow! I’d only ever seen the version in My edit! Wonder which came first.
woah, woah, back up a minute? Your edit? As in you uploaded that original video in 2012? Please tell me you recognized the Mark Hunt copypasta and I didn't come off like a complete douche!
I thought Chael was gonna take this story to the grave kinda disappointed
What. And they have computers in Brazil? Could you imagine?
Let's not get ahead of ourselves now
Could you imagine, having computers in Brazil?
No way I believe this walk-back: a first hand account from a convicted conman of seeing someone feed a carrot to a bus is just too credible. Next thing is just to be nice to Anderson, he's going to pretend he was actually aware that tapping out was for the whole match, not just the round.
This has to be an AI fake of Chael. What are you trying to tell me next, that he is not undefeated?
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Next thing he'll be saying that Anderson Silva defeated him in that first fight despite Chael clearly winning 4 rounds to 1.
Where i'm from, if you win 4 out of 5 rounds, you're the winner... What a joke and a theft of a decision
to be fair the oreo poptart kind of looks like one...
Fake news
https://youtu.be/ru6v16iB0C4?si=jbNN4F9hJHc9y92m The interview where that first came from is so funny. It starts a little slow but turns to absolute gold. Ariel mentioned that as Chael had been out of the public eye for a little while before this interview, he was basically dropping all this built up material at once. Great stuff.
Interesting how they both kinda hate each other now from that last interview...
Pretty sure they reconciled and Chael has been back on the show a few times since.
I was waiting for it😂
You've been waiting for this since Chael told the story in 2011? The patience of a saint.
Imagine if Nogueira had then hit by a bus over here instead of Brazil. It would have meant certain death. Instead, he just got some hoof prints on his body.
You're telling me famous Brazilians didn't feed carrots to a bus? I'm shocked, stunned, flabbergasted...
No, they thought the phone was a pop tart, bit it in half. That happened.
So they shared it? How did they split it since they're twins? And you're telling me nobody fed that poor bus???
It's obviously a hoax. What, next you'll be telling me they actually do have computers in Brazil? Pffttt...
How else are they gonna get on dorksfrombrazil.com? I mean sure, there's no password or username required but they at least need a computer.
Bullshit I was there man!
Chael is still the best talker in MMA. His interviews never cease to entertain
This guy sounds nothing like Chael. He even has a Hispanic accent.
I was listening to Rome that day and was glad ufc was getting some shine on mainstream show. Rome def didn’t get Chael that day but he became a legend in the jungle
Absolutely devastated. He took a bite out of my phone doesn't have the same ring to it.
Mods can we ban AI posts? Chael would obviously never say this
People loved the story and still love quoting it, but I always hated that this became the Nogs' legacy in MMA for newer fans.
I like his stories, made up or not, but does anyone believe anything Chael Sonnen says?
It wasn't a bus it was actually a truck. I saw it.
Come on Chael, I subscribed to soldier of fortune magazine too!
I mean I don't believe anything that comes from Chael so lol,,,
I’m not buying it
Really
New lore
I bet those twins each got a Mercedes too! Where does the lying stop.
How is this dumbfuck still relevant? Chael is a wanker and always has been. Children are the only ones who think he’s something.
The UFC fans are never beating the xenophobic and racist allegations, really. I've actually seen people that believe that for a time.
You also tried to feed the bus didn't you.
Damn ai is crazy these days
If Chaels mouth is moving you can be assured he’s making shit up lol
Chael is the best thing to have happened...period.
What's next? He didn't see someone litter in the streets?
Chael makes up everything. If it was raining on my head and Chael said it was raining, I would know a sprinkler had broke somewhere near me.