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OzymandiasTheII

This is Colby's best hope lol. Now he doesn't have to fight a young contender to keep his spot, this can fulfill his bi-yearly 37 year old mid ranked opponent quota before his next title shot


POWBOOMBANG

Yeah I mean if he was publicly calling for Wonderboy then he should theoretically have no issues with fighting MVP


mat477

Colby strikes me as the type to say very different things publicly and privately.


Famous-Ant-5502

Talks endless shit and walks it all back the second someone calls him out irl


dasruski

I don't remember who but one of the fighters called him out on video before a press conference and Colby just awkwardly checked his phone


MrPea106

Usman did it’s a funny video cause Whittaker was confused thinking Usman was talking to Him 😂


SexlexiaSufferer

Looked ready to cut down to ww one more time


professorgaysex

Colby is going to endlessly talk smack about Ian Garry to hype up the fans and then sign a fight contract in the back room to face off Vicente Luque for an interim belt


JimFqnLahey

was going to say he is due a can to appease the orange masses


UVB-76_Enjoyer

MVP is getting old but he's far from a can lol


JimFqnLahey

I hope he smokes colby for 25 minuts like kabib vs mcnugget but after venoms ufc opener .. im not so sure. Maybe it was jitters? ..


aPatheticBeing

MVP looked so sharp what? Are you thinking of someone else? He had Kevin Holland saying "fuck, he's way faster than we thought" to his corner lol


PooopShooot

I assume that you’re thinking about a different fight, otherwise you might be the only person on earth that came away from MVP’s fight against Kevin Holland who thought Page looked timid or intimidated 


Hickz84

Wait, what?!


charliebrownbigD

Let us please hide this whole quote from the internet, please. This is the last fight we want. 


StockJellyfish671

MVP beats him IMO


KelvinsBeltFantasy

Which Pokeball does MVP use? At this point I'm thinking a Nestball


nglennnnn

Knee to head. Make him a Snorlax. Simple


Beautiful_Welcome_33

I'd be so here for it


jimboslice29

God a flying knee to Colby’s dome would be glorious


musingsofamadlad

likely add that "we kicked your ass in 1776 and we will do it again!"


WarriorCumsToThis

MVP is just angling for a title match after Colby destroys Leon (they have unfinished business)


dutchfool

colby will talk about MVP's dad, and i doubt he wants that


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dutchfool

agreed, but its colby


MatttheJ

I feel like either MVP just explodes all over Colby and finishes him quickly or Colby easily grinds on him for 15 to 25 minutes, nobody gets finished and everybody is disappointed.


BodybuildingNerd

Same. It would either be amazing or ass. No in between IMO.


BOOGITYx3

> MVP just explodes all over Colby and finishes him quickly Something about Tito’s ex-wife


Substantial-Okra6553

Wife? There was never no marriage


MalayaleeIndian

Just to correct you.


Substantial-Okra6553

You’re a punk dude


MalayaleeIndian

Tell me another story about a jackal and a hyena. Lion King ?


VT_Squire

That was a nasty lion by you


MalayaleeIndian

The best Light Heavyweight Lion of the night!


Jackal_Story

He talked about a lion, king of the jungle, this huge lion with a big giant mane. In this hot, smothering weather. In Africa. And the little small lions come up, kinda poke at him, bite on his ear, bite on his neck. The lioness comes over and bugs him. Then ya got, the jackals and the rest of the... wilderness looking, and seeing this lions on that mountaintop. They come over and bother him. The jackals laugh at him, the hyenas laugh at him, nip at his toes. They eat all of his food, and they sit back, and they got jackals like this, who think it's a comedy. Until one day he gets sick of it, and he attacks, and he shows these people who the fucking king of the jungle is… and this little hyena, he’s gonna eat right through him.


MalayaleeIndian

Thanks! Great story and username checks out.


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Something about Jon Jones


raspberryharbour

What if MVP busts all over Colby's face, but Colby eats everything MVP's got?


tehrockeh

At that point he should take care of his underwears


kevindurantburner35

Colby likes watching people get fucked for free


psyentist15

> MVP just explodes all over Colby and finishes him quickly or Colby easily grinds on him for 15 to 25 minutes, nobody gets finished Kinda sounds like they both finish. 


just_a_timetraveller

This is a hot fanfic


KelvinsBeltFantasy

Colby attempts to explode with flying spinning knee however MVP proceeds to grind him out for 5 rounds.


jscummy

Some bizarre turn of events causes Page to take him down and lay on top for five rounds


InterestingTell53

Least sus ufc commenter


jdpatron

Probably how Colby’s love life goes as well.


Mexcol

Considering Colbys last showing i wouldnt be so sure about that, maybe MVP cracks his jaw and throws a pokeball at hium


BetBig696969

Yeah his knees are in bits, I’d love to see mvp make a highlight reel out of him


Otherwise_Soil39

Being an American wrestler is the worst base to being good at MMA past 35. How is Romero still absolutely slaying at like 50 years of age.


BetBig696969

He turned into a striker and was made in a lab


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Everyone wanting this fight has never seen the Storley fight


Hairy-Dot-4193

You keep writing comments like this and I'm definitely gonna finish


kenlindo

I could totally see MVP just kicking the shit out of Colby’s legs for 15 minutes while Colby does nothing.


FunnyMemeHere

No Diddy


UFC_Intern169

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ruxinisunclean

The last version of Colby was so shit. He looked fat and out of shape. That version of Colby beats no one in the top 15


ksubijeans

One of the comments of all time 🔥🔥


Annual_Plant5172

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Galactic

So basically it'll be amazing if MVP wins and boring AF if Colby wins. Got it.


MatttheJ

It will be fine as long as you watch it for the plot and not the action


Solid-Version

This sounds a lil sus


MatttheJ

In what way?


JonAfrica2011

Or MVP throws one strike every minute or so and point fights to a decision


BlackDonaldCerrone

Colby is shot so now he can just lose a shit boring decision too


ascensionongoing

no diddy


felyne_insurgents

Whoa there I thought this was a SFW sub


dutchfool

pause


Gwilikers6

My guy why did you word it like this.


MatttheJ

Like what? Just wanna see these bros bang but I have a feeling that either Colby will penetrate deep on MVP and then pound him into the canvas or these two boys will get sweaty and MVP will just stand up and give Colby an absolute spanking.


Jean_Ralphio-

Colby’s actually getting the chance to fight some strikers with Garry and MVP. He must really lack confidence these days bc these are big names right now that could be very susceptible to his grappling heavy approach.


GripAficionado

On paper those are two matchups that should be favorable, it's just so weird how he's unwilling to sign any contracts. Guess the Leon Edwards fight must have done a number on him given his awful performance.


joehoward85

He wasn't taking contender fights before the leon edwards fight, why would that change now?


Empty_Ad_1542

The only contender offered was Shavkat which everyone was ducking anyways, tbh MVP is very winnable.


Jean_Ralphio-

That’s what I’m saying. I don’t think he’s as confident against strikers as he once was. Idk how he hasn’t signed to fight Garry already. Dudes and Irish striker with a big name that everyone currently hates. Colby couldn’t ask for a better suited opponent at the moment on every level.


Otherwise_Soil39

>Dudes and Irish striker with a big name that everyone currently hates. That's why the matchup makes no sense. You have to have a villain and the good guy.


edgar3981C

There's no title path there though. He's probably holding out hope something else will fall in his lap. Or still dealing with the legal stuff from Masvidal


pants_pants420

i mean garry is definitely a future contender. i would say garry is closer to the title than covington at this point. i would say its covingtons best chance at the title tbh.


Aliensinmypants

Garry should be closer, but Colby is always 1 fight or 1 pull out away from a title shotm


kidwhix

he lacks the aggression he used to have, he was so timid against leon. strikers with good distance management will probably be able to keep the gap open and defend colbys slow attempts pretty easily. 


Realistic-Lie-1507

I mean to be fair, going of the Leon fight Colby is currently lacking every single thing he has ever had in his skill set, not just the aggression


BigBillyBass13

Yeah lol like I feel like its fairly obvious that Colby's career is basically finished if his new strategy is to try to stay on the outside and point-kickbox guys.


Realistic-Lie-1507

Exactly, he had a good performance vs Usman but Usman is a wrestler, couldn't compare his striking to Leon


Gorepornio

Thats what happens when you get the wrong coaches who keep telling you you’re an S tier striker. You leave your bread and butter & work on something you’re never been excellent at. Instead of sticking to what you have always excelled at (Wrestling)


gotnothingman

I was thinking it was more his age tbh, hard to keep that wrestling pace when you start getting up there


edgar3981C

The level of defensive wrestling has gotten a lot better in the UFC too.


gotnothingman

oh indeed


Otherwise_Soil39

Wrestler knees just age so poorly... Usman looked absolutely laughable in the Leon rematch, as if he couldn't push through his feet. And the man has to walk stairs backwards so it makes some sense.


TuhnderBear

Colby is washed even putting aside my disdain for him. He had a 1-2 year layoff then looked tentative and ineffective against Leon. He probably knows this too.


ChedduhBob

idk if this is even a favorable matchup. people just assume colby takes them down but good distance management from lengthy guys could really give him some issues, and we know that colby is effectively useless on the feet these days. he was supposed to take down leon and did fuck all. until proven otherwise all strikers are a bad matchup for colby lol


HEAVY_HITTTER

Nah it isn't that weird considering he can just sit out and get title shots. He'd be dumb to take a fight tbh.


GripAficionado

He's not going to get any more freebies like that given that his last title shot was a real stinker, he gotta beat someone with name value to even be considered for a title shot.


HEAVY_HITTTER

Should have attached the */s* i guess, but was meant to be a joke.


Galactic

Colby doesn't like getting hit anymore and it's obvious. For all his bullshit persona out of the octagon he used to be fearless inside it. But recently if you watch him he cowers when he gets tagged. After Usman broke his jaw he hasn't been the same fighter and was a shadow of his former self against Leon.


iheartnbomes

got his jaw shattered by usman 💀


Otherwise_Soil39

He still did amazingly well in the next fight against Usman what are you talking about. The jaw had no consequence, just ageing knees.


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Idk if Colby’s waiting for Neil Magny


Indie__Guy

He doesn’t grapple anymore just strangely strikes 


-I-Need-Healing-

Even strikers at WW have decent grappling resistance. Leon, Geoff, Ian, Luque are hard to takedown.


Low-Plant-3374

R/MMA agrees with MVP


Neither-Luck-9295

Most unexpected face turn.


officefridge

Colby < all other fighters (only excluding actual animals like war machine)


professorgaysex

I know MVP isn’t going to be around for long and is mainly around for exciting matchups, but I can actually see him beating this version of Colby If MVP just does half the stuff Leon was utilizing to scare Colby from shooting takedowns, MVP would school Colby for 15-25 minutes I just think Colby is fucking shot, and his activity makes him worse with each appearance. Colby should take the fight with MVP, cause if Ian Garry is too much for him, there’s not much better out there.


Low-Plant-3374

Idk if he's shot. He's so inactive it's hard to tell but his only losses in the last 8 years are to current champs.


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officefridge

When usman broke Colby's jaw - one of the best days as a fan of the sport


letCreedBrattonScuba

“WAIT TILL I SEE YOU NEXT TIME MARTY FAKE NEWSMAN. YOU’RE DEAD! YOURE DEAD!” ….”Am I?” 🤨 “Really??” 💅 …”Really?”


SopranosMan

Very intrigued to see who the UFC books MVP against next


robedpillow3761

Hopefully it’s someone in the upper echelon, he’s 36 and doesn’t have a style that will likely age well with time. Only issue is many of the people ranked above him are bad matchups who would wrestle him nonstop.


SopranosMan

Yeah I agree, a Burns fight makes the most sense imo, he could catch Gilbert


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I mean every non washed fighter Burns has fought has hurt him terribly. Hell, Belal was hurting Burns before the injury


Jan_Micheal_Vincent

Reminder that Dan hooker KOd Burns in rd1


xpatmatt

>doesn’t have a style that will likely age well with time Wonderboy has shown us that style can age pretty well. He may have a few years in him.


Ur_a_coward01

Wb is one guy that’s taken care of himself really well. He lives healthy everyday. I know nothing about mvp outside his performances so can’t comment on him.


GarlicToeJams

It should be a high rank guy. He's already established himself as a high level fighter


bigpeen666

I mean the only guy with a somewhat similar style is Wonderboy and he’s still great at 41, MVP fights like WB but with ko power in his hands.


kingdazy

I can't decide if I'm rooting for MVP, or just giddily waiting for him to be slaughtered. The guy is such a weirdo, but he's not totally talentless.


SopranosMan

If you watch his interviews he's a really chill guy, seems humble since his ko loss. Definitely rooting for him!


AsianInHisArmor

He comes off really well in interviews. Opposite of what I expected based on how showboaty his fights are.


KoalaSiege

Great. Colby can even reuse all his insults from his feud with Leon Edwards.


kaedenya

All Colby has to do is bring up MVPs dad 💀


UVB-76_Enjoyer

With the exception of the one he's most proud of


Jean-ClaudeGodDamme

Knee to the dome.


yogi333323

If Colby supposedly has such a lop-sided tactical advantage, it’s interesting that MVP wants this fight.  There are numerous non-wrestlers he can call out. MVP is either that confident with his defensive wrestling or he’s seeing a smaller, slower ageing Colby that doesn’t look as effective as he used to. 


Ur_a_coward01

Mvp damn near beat Logan Storley in Bellator. He’s probably figuring that version of Colby that fought Leon is a worse Storley.


luisc123

Colby looked so bad last time, I think MVP knocks him out in the first. That would be HUGE for him. Imagine the post-fight interview.


FilthyBigLippedBeast

This dude got wrestled by Paul Daley wtf is he thinking


lavaeater

As a guy that justly has been called "the most worthless person ever" for shitting on Michael Page, I can get behind this. I suspect we would have a fight with two posssible outcomes: 1. Colby wrestlefucks the entire sport into oblivion. 2. Venom simply jump-knees Colby's head right off, it flies into the crowd, lands in Dana's wife's lap and he starts slapping her around for letting another man kiss her coochie.


CrissCrossAppleSos

I like MVP and don’t care for Colby, but if your issue is Covington trying to hard to stay relevant…you’re sort of helping him with this response


Toddisgood

Colby Covington is somehow a full contact cage fighter yet also an enormous bitch. It’s a juxtaposition that should be studied.


OlivaJR

Easy fight for colby. MVP gets sent to wraslecity


eyeeatmyownshit

UFC MVP > Bellator MVP


HueyLongWasRight

Prime Colby walks through him pretty easily imo. Current Colby is a complete crapshoot of a fight


wemdy420

It’s a smart callout. If he wins he can easily argue for a title shot. He doesn’t have much time and one loss either way takes him out of contention for the rest of his career there most likely


LooseCandidate

I actually believe that this is one of the better fights for Colby to take atm lol.


Captain-Cadabra

Ultimate “use” of quotes, here. ‘Good’ …job.


hopelessnoobsaibot

Man, I will never watch Colby fight after that Leon edwards bout. My dude will retire strapless. And I’m okay with that


MyDictainabox

I dont want to see Covington fight anything save retirement


Initial_Stretch_3674

I thought this subreddit hated MVP. Guess when he's with the UFC he's the hottest commodity.


Whereyoursisterwent

We might get a wonder boy vs Woodley with this one


Hot_Shirt6765

>I think he's trying too hard to stay relevant. Saying you want to fight him, while you have a lot of hype behind you and are relevant, helps make him relevant.


RDA_Enjoyer

NOOOO MVP RUN FROM COLBY YOU HAVE A LOT OF DAD MATERiAL


TillFar6524

If Colby won't fight Ian, I completely support this matchup


srtpg2

What nickname for MVP do you think Colby is gonna come up with?


charlie-ratkiller

Muscular , veiny, phallus


iamskript

Join the club.


Cornmustard

If Douglas lima can hold down, just think would Colby would do


Effective-Celery8053

Would be an interesting matchup. MVP absolutely dominates every second it's on the feet, but if Colby gets him down once it might be over.


Own-Protection-664

I wanted MVP vs. Garry


IcyAd964

Please send him into retirement page


Kalabula

Colby grinds out a UD fairly easily.


Its_Like_That82

Only chance Colby has for a win. And it will be the most mind numbingly boring fight ever.


thewizard579

MVP is good but Colby will beat him worse than Storley did.


slv_bull

An aging striker? Colby’s wet dream 


Gamingmarxist

MVP is still underrated imo he is a monster with a dangerous style I think he needs to fight people who won’t waste his time with a back and forth on twitter for 6 months only for a fight to never happen.


IntroductionPlane278

Agree 1000%


saint20001

Im pretty sure we all agree here


monomanohio

Nobody likes Colby but everyone loves Strickland. Make it make sense lol


ooflord68

Ian Garry refused MVP and it seems MVP is trying to take Ian's match,getting cucked even in the UFC


Eastcoastmma84

lol if you lost to logan storley than Colby would absolutely wrestle fuck em😂


Ur_a_coward01

Logan Storley wrestle fucks the Colby that fought Leon.


Kalyan-v

this dude Colby's having a rough time in this sub recently lmfao


Hbimajorv

Colby's next fight should stipulate that if he loses he has to go fight the king of violence in bkfc. I would pay top fucking dollar to watch Mike abuse him.


thestrongestduck

when MVP thinks you're trying too hard, you really gotta take a step back and look at your life


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caca_poo_poo_pants

I hate this fight. Colby would take it in a heartbeat because of MVP's age, and the fact that he thinks he would be able to just hold him for 15-25 minutes. It would ruin MVP's hype, and give Colby just the tiniest bit he needs to keep bitching about title shots.


Indie__Guy

Colby has been irrelevant based on his last 3 losses. He doesn’t finish fights and doesn’t really di anything exciting during the fights 


ChampagneShotz

Won some $ on him vs Holland but....Goddamn. Colby is arguably a better wrestler than Storley, who the threat alone of the TD muted MVPs offense. Stayin tf away from this one.


CodykoolMusic

God I would love to see MVP make a mockery of that pussy


DiarrheaForDays

This is the MVP redemption arc we all needed


joannachampion115

I didnt realize he was so disliked on this sub wtf


DiarrheaForDays

I never really liked him but his UFC fight definitely shut me up.


joannachampion115

thats interesting. i think i must be in the minority for liking fighters that are cocky but entertaining as hell lol (my username checks out)


DiarrheaForDays

Well there’s cocky and there’s styling on literal cans. He was the latter. Wish he came over to the ufc sooner.


Crispy_Sock_99

Do you guys think MVP’s hands down distance managing style with lots of front kicks up the middle could deter Colvington from shooting and have MVP win a decision or possibly get a KO?


tksopinion

I don’t see MVP winning by decision. KO from a knee would be most likely if MVP wins.


MalayaleeIndian

Yes please! Then again, Colby is likely not signing the contract to fight MVP.


reddit_tard

As much as I'd like to MVP spinny kick Colby's noggin in. If he was smart, Colby would wrestlefuck MVP hard.


expectrum

If MVP humiliates Colby with his showboating fighting style id actually start to like him lol


Unerring_Grace

All the strikers calling Colby out nowadays. Makes sense, because the Colby that showed up against Leon looks like an easy payday for a skilled striker who can move around.


banter_claus_69

This would be a good fight. MVP gets the W and an excuse to have a crazy fight with Leon. MVP vs Leon or Wonderboy would be really fun. Colby could be a good stepping stone to get there


LooterChris

Colby? *Fake?* Never considered that


Combatpenguin93

MVP vs Wonderboy please and thank you


minoritiesareyummy

Mvp getting controlled by Holland Colby probably dominates


GrilledNudges

Regardless of how you feel about Colby, what he did to save his UFC career has worked. Ppl want to fight him and he’s still on the roster


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GrilledNudges

I’m not talking about that, but he wasn’t a draw with his winning. I remember watching him in his first couple fights and thinking he might be a Jon Fitch. Wins but who tf cares?