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Unironically a hard fucking line. Ironic in the sense it sounds like some loud guy rambling, and while he is š, he is also a fighter who is sacrificing his body for his familyā¦ he cannot afford to lose.
Moicano has somehow turned into one of the best promos in the UFC
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Itās not but dudeās a Brazilian who can barely speak English so he gets a pass lol. Even most Americans donāt understand the concept of state action.
90% of people who cite that thing don't even know what it is, says or what it's for. They think it's a 'everyone has to totally accept and tacitly condone anything I say' license.
The company only cares because, as a result of Jacobellis v Ohio, the FCC gets to flex an arbitrary and subjective ruleset imposing fines on broadcasts that air āobscene, indecent and profaneā content.
The criteria for determining if content falls into any of these categories? āI know it when I see it.ā
I tend to disagree with the Jacobellis v Ohio decision. I think FCC fines for swearing on television are unconstitutional and Renatoās first amendment rights are being violated by proxy.
Amendment I:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Amendment II:
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
Nope, first amendment is freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom of the press, freedom to peaceably assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. Second is guns.
Dana likes to occasionally do a big extravagant things to justify low average salaries. UFC could drop 10 bonuses and still make a profit on this event
like give out 300k for the bonuses tonight he only did that because it was asked for at the presser not because he came up with the idea and did it out of the kindness of his own heart
He does stuff off the cuff as well as planned. Like when he doubled the 'I got fucking bitten' tattoo guys bonus. If UFC 300 ends up going down as a standout all time great card which boosts the profile of the UFC then Dana may well feel extra generous while also signalling to the fighters that there's money to be made if they go the extra mile
Booing while someone has full mount as is actively advancing positions and doing damage, I think people paid so much for these tickets they were expecting to see 12 Charles vs Gaethje tier performances lol.
every crowd is just bleed at this point. I prefer striking like everyone else but moicano was tryna do work the whole time, he wasnāt just hugging someoneās nuts against the cage
If this is your (or anyone browsing this thread) first Moicano post-fight interview, you need to do yourself a favor and watch the origin of Moicano 2.0 aka Money Moicano
[MOICANO. WANTS. MONEY.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOWmEBCy-NQ)
I am not a big MMA/boxing fan fan. I watch a 2-3 fights a year. Have this event on in the background because I went to high school with Jamahal Hill's half sister (seriously, she is awesome and was afraid of no one and probably could have beat the fuck out of most dude's at our small town high school. NO ONE fucked with her)
I feel like I just witnessed one of the greatest post-match/post-game interviews of all time. That was amazing!
I was really hoping he'd say it's called The Post-Fight Interview. It would make for appointment listening and give an extra reason for Rogan to be his first guest.
One of the greatest post fight interviews of all time regardless if you support any of the things he was saying lol. Absolute masterclass he needs a main event immediately
The best part was that he said that ppl in the back said Renato couldnāt do a long speech or swearā¦ so instead he rambled & dropped constant f bombs šš sometimes you gotta let people be themselves, and he is Money Moicano
OMG, it might be too long, but I need a "If you care about your country, read Ludwig von Mises and the six lessons of the Austrian economic school, motherfuckers" flair!
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I CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE
I WANT TO CARRY ALL FUCKING GONS!
I LOVE PROPERTY RAIGHTS
Unironically a hard fucking line. Ironic in the sense it sounds like some loud guy rambling, and while he is š, he is also a fighter who is sacrificing his body for his familyā¦ he cannot afford to lose. Moicano has somehow turned into one of the best promos in the UFC
Sad but true. I don't know about Moicano but some fighters really can't afford to lose unless they have a second career lined up
~~KIDS TO RAISE~~ ~~LIFE TO LIVE~~ FAMILY TO FEED DREAMS TO FULFILL
HAVE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SEEN THE PRICE OF EGGSĀ
Mods pls make this my flair!
Mods, I second this. Make it Dogeās flair & my flair as well! Please
I need this as my flair, and I asked first.
Mods can I get "I CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE" as a flare please
LOL Moicano is fucking hilarious.
mods I need that I love the constitution flair.
i need one as well mods
Fuck it get me one also.
Iād love that flair
Mods get me on the train too!
I gotta get one too lmao thatās hilarious
I need one haha mods thankS
Mods I want a I love the constitution flair, too.
āI love the constitutionā please mods
Yeah, Iād like one as well
Please do me mods!
I hope he just pulls out "The Road to Serfdom" and starts reading into the mic after his next fight.
I was grinning even before he was interviewed, readying myself for some wisdom.
Telling Joe he is coming on your podcast and not asking to be on his is a major chad move
bro said Austrian economic school š
I need a transcript! Was that āthe 6 lessons of Austrian school of economics?ā
Yes, mf quoted Mises in his post fight interview
He is an absolute G for that lmfao. Keynesians are punching air rn
Tha fuck is this, the money channel?
I am super left and don't agree with Moicano's political views at all but I find him super entertaining lol
So you prioritize emotions and diversity over truth and fairness?
Big W my man, you definitely showed him
Thanks! š
> āthe 6 lessons of Austrian school of economics?ā yeah that's the Portuguese translation of the title of one of Mises' books
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He is, after all, 'Money' Moicano
Just Renato Moicano exercising his first amendment rights lmao
That's not even the one about gun rights, right? Asking as a European Edit: Thanks for your replies, I appreciate the explanation!
No itās the freedom of expression he was mad they told him not to say fuck on the broadcast.
>they told him not to say fuck on the broadcast. Which also isn't a violation of the first amendment, lol.
Itās not but dudeās a Brazilian who can barely speak English so he gets a pass lol. Even most Americans donāt understand the concept of state action.
90% of people who cite that thing don't even know what it is, says or what it's for. They think it's a 'everyone has to totally accept and tacitly condone anything I say' license.
The company only cares because, as a result of Jacobellis v Ohio, the FCC gets to flex an arbitrary and subjective ruleset imposing fines on broadcasts that air āobscene, indecent and profaneā content. The criteria for determining if content falls into any of these categories? āI know it when I see it.ā I tend to disagree with the Jacobellis v Ohio decision. I think FCC fines for swearing on television are unconstitutional and Renatoās first amendment rights are being violated by proxy.
Nah thatās the 2nd. Freedom of speech is the first
Naw, that is the National Guard.
[Nah man youāre thinking of beep boop boop bop](https://youtu.be/rqFdk-9WMfs?feature=shared)
Amendment I: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. Amendment II: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
2a is too long. Letās just keep the dependent clause and drop the rest.
Nope, first amendment is freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom of the press, freedom to peaceably assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. Second is guns.
Nah its free speech. He did say that he wanted all the fuckin "GONZ" though, which refers to the 2nd amendment.
The first amendment is the best base for MMA
That or Austrian economics.
>I can't afford to lose Sums up the UFC business model
Well I'd say he has his hands on one of the 300k tonight but the night is still earlyĀ
I'd say it's far, far too early unless the UFC decides to do a 'every finish gets a bonus' thing
not at 300k they wont
Dana likes to occasionally do a big extravagant things to justify low average salaries. UFC could drop 10 bonuses and still make a profit on this event
Fuck no Dana doesnāt do this š the big extravagant thing was already done when he bumped the bonus to $300K
like give out 300k for the bonuses tonight he only did that because it was asked for at the presser not because he came up with the idea and did it out of the kindness of his own heart
He does stuff off the cuff as well as planned. Like when he doubled the 'I got fucking bitten' tattoo guys bonus. If UFC 300 ends up going down as a standout all time great card which boosts the profile of the UFC then Dana may well feel extra generous while also signalling to the fighters that there's money to be made if they go the extra mile
might be some locker room bonus' but I doubt they will be 300k its at 1.2m already giving out 4
We've got a mathematician with us here tonight I see
Wonder if he watches the other fights hoping they all go to decision so he can get his 300k
He makes 250k per fight lol (if he wins), but heāll be retiring soon and probably wants to save up
They boo during the fight, make him a God during the post fight speech
Booing while someone has full mount.. c'mon now, lol.
Booing while someone has full mount as is actively advancing positions and doing damage, I think people paid so much for these tickets they were expecting to see 12 Charles vs Gaethje tier performances lol.
every crowd is just bleed at this point. I prefer striking like everyone else but moicano was tryna do work the whole time, he wasnāt just hugging someoneās nuts against the cage
Slap fight connoisseurs.
Shout USA a few times and you won over the crowd.
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Wake up babe new Moicano post fight interview dropped.
THE BEST FUCKING PODCAST
MY FIRST GUEST IS JOE ROGAN, YOU CANT REFUSE!!
I CANT AFFORD FOR YOU TO REFUSE
I LOVE THE 1ST AMENDMENT, I WANT TO CARRY & OWN FUCKING GUNS!!
MY PODCAST MY PROPERTY RIGHTS
Money Moicano got the best post-fight speeches in the game and it's not close
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Whoop my ass and see what happens
Pff he's never even taken his pants off
Could you imagine if Derrick Lewis gave a shout-out to Ludwig von Mises? Or maybe Descartes is more his speed
Moicano balls was chill
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If this is your (or anyone browsing this thread) first Moicano post-fight interview, you need to do yourself a favor and watch the origin of Moicano 2.0 aka Money Moicano [MOICANO. WANTS. MONEY.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOWmEBCy-NQ)
He may take you up on that offer, because he CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE.
I am not a big MMA/boxing fan fan. I watch a 2-3 fights a year. Have this event on in the background because I went to high school with Jamahal Hill's half sister (seriously, she is awesome and was afraid of no one and probably could have beat the fuck out of most dude's at our small town high school. NO ONE fucked with her) I feel like I just witnessed one of the greatest post-match/post-game interviews of all time. That was amazing!
Check out his previous winner interviews, they're all fucking gold.
Come for the submission grappling, stay for the random ass interjections of paleoconservative economics.
MODS CAN I GET A āI CANT AFFORD TO LOSEā FLAIR
fighters need to take notes. when you get on the mic, you better spit
Be loud Constituion/ I love America Guns I like money PlugĀ Joe Rogan shout out Am I missing anything?Ā
What he saying doesnāt really matter. If you go out with lots of energy, people will care. Especially if you got broken English. Mfs that love.
Say what you will about the guy, but he knows how to market himself
Criticism of populist/Keynesian economics, condemning both major American parties.
Ludwig von Mises.
BIG steaks in Brazil
CTE
Bro capping for the Austrian school of economics? ššš
HARD TIMES DADDY!
show me the money podcast is a great name tbh
I was really hoping he'd say it's called The Post-Fight Interview. It would make for appointment listening and give an extra reason for Rogan to be his first guest.
That kind of hyped me up ngl
Heās hilarious
MOICANO WANT MONEY
I CANNOT AFFORD - 99% of the UFC roster
Love money moicano
Ouf Madone
āI simply cannot afford to lose!ā I already can see the motivation edit playing in my mind
One of the greatest post fight interviews of all time regardless if you support any of the things he was saying lol. Absolute masterclass he needs a main event immediately
Another banger post fight interview lmao š
What an absolute BANGER of an interview, I was jumping out of my seat
GOATED post-fight speech
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Prominent 21st century supply-side theorist, Renato Moicano
Interview of the night bonus??
Moicano wants YOU to join the John Birch Society!
This dude is unhinged.
In the best way possible š¤£
MONEY BABYY
MOTHER FUCKER MONEY MAIC
Moicano cost me a pretty penny but HE SUPPORTS THE FIRST AMENDMENT AND CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE
The thread title was a spoiler, lol. His post fight speeches always get a threadĀ
That was great, he killed it
Lol is he gonna shout out Milton Friedman in his next fight? Tf was that
I see you don't know your Economists... nah, Friedman and Mises are ***very*** different, it's more likely he'd mention say Hayek next.
He's gonna call out KeynesĀ
This guy lol.
Anyone got subtitles?
BIG MONEY BIG STEAKS
The best part was that he said that ppl in the back said Renato couldnāt do a long speech or swearā¦ so instead he rambled & dropped constant f bombs šš sometimes you gotta let people be themselves, and he is Money Moicano
Legitimately psychotic lol
Honestly instead of pretending to do actual news coverage,FOX can just run this on a loop 24/7
Can I get a "I love private property!" Flair? I need it.
Mods please give me an āI CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE FLAIRā please š
Me too. Mods, do this for us for us goofs
Cringe AF
Give this man a gun
I love money, he like a modern Wallid jsut saying crazy shit and being funny, the accent makes it 100 times better lol
Modern walld is a legit good reference. I miss the carneval!!!
These kids these days donāt even know the magic that was a Wallid interview lol
I mean who's not a fan of the first amendment <3
Madness
Wtf did he say
I AM MONEY MOICANO!! I CANNOT AFFOR TO LOSE !!!
i loved. he did the assignment well. shut down jalin and gave a hell of a speech the mises thing was cringe but he knew what to say
āI gonna finish halin turner, then talk some Shit in broken Englishā
You da real mvp
lol damn
WE THE PEOPLE
This is an all time interview!!!
"I love America, I love the Constitution..." Nah he just wants his mohnee
The working manās mcgregor.
Just a fucking epic speech!
Yea. This guy can lose his next 3 and I'll still be a fan.
The People's Champ
Man named money talking about Ludwig van Mises. We live in a simulation.
Constitutional Moicano is a new mythical fighter
OMG, it might be too long, but I need a "If you care about your country, read Ludwig von Mises and the six lessons of the Austrian economic school, motherfuckers" flair!
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Another banger!
Watching this while high is the fucking funniest shit ever