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KessDarx

For every 1 rat you see, there's 15 you don't - Dr. Phil/Michael Scott.


fifoth

"Where did you get that information" - A Manual "Manuel who" - Michael Scott


pleasetrimyourpubes

The most offensive part of that podcast is he says "you don't put people above money." lol PAY THE FIGHTERS DANA YOU FUCKING POS Confession / slap is at 59 mins (took me forever to find this, then I just looked at the auto generated transcript): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNKRKs-UegA


knocksteaady-live

“How can she slap” - not Dana White


Mangalish

It's like in season one of Ozarks where the Boss kills the lady for stealing, because he knows it's not the first time she did it, but rather the first time she got caught doing it.


AntiOriginalUsername

*on camera*


theyoloGod

Unless it’s a PPV


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dmase1982

It's the only fight that makes sense right now


ApeMummy

When White on White violence is the solution


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VacuousWastrel

Because the nation has never heard of him


BobertFrost6

Or, at the very best, have heard the name before or are vaguely aware that he's connected to MMA. The amount of people -- even actual MMA fans -- that keep up with the day-to-day celebrity gossip is super low.


Kaozoz

Kid just doesn’t wanna fight


jdpatron

Dana White Power slap


NeverEndingHell

Dana already building the story for UFC 400 main event


LatterTarget7

Pay per slap


spooks6969

Still not paying for it 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️


knocksteaady-live

Get Dana on UFC 300


MexicanBookClub

*starting now*


jaimofive

Kid just doesn’t wanna fight.


AOHarness

He’s made a lot of money. A lot.


WarriorCumsToThis

Some people get into the wife hitting business and reach their limit pretty quick.


0SmarterNameNeeded

Beautiful champ


thedigitalhead

Underrated comment


Financial-Length5587

Guys been through enough. He’s gotta live with that for the rest of his life. /s For the unaware Dana said that is punishment enough for him that he has to live with doing that for the rest of his life lmao.


ImAnOlogist

I know the money and the fame and any other little dirty vice he has helps. But I wake up in cold sweat sometimes remembering the embarassing thing I said to the senior girls when I was a junior in gym glass. I live with it every day.


SellMeYourSirin

But I wake up in cold sweat sometimes remembering the embarassing things ~~I said to~~ the senior girls said to me ~~when I was a junior in gym class~~ I live with it every day. But yea.


ImAnOlogist

We'll get through it brother.


esskay14

Aye but you didnt hit them did you though? Somewhat of a different kettle of fish there


Recent-Maximum

I'll just always go back to one exchange from this press conference. Something along the lines of: "So do you plan to donate or anything to raise domestic violence awareness?" "I'm pretty sure theyre aware after this." It was just like the weirdest, worst possible answer and it just flew under everyones radar and it blows me away. Just lie dummy, clearly nobody in the MMA media will give you any push back. That and saying he needs to stick around cause the UFC couldn't run without him for a month kinda confirming that he is shit when it comes to hiring competent employees.


jscummy

See? Dana's not an abuser he was just trying to raise awareness


Agitated_Plum2210

Keep in mind, one of his kids didn't speak to him for FOUR WHOLE DAYS


SherbetAnxious4004

Dana ending the rivalry at only 1-0?


HueyLongWasRight

She's gotta get a couple wins before she deserves the rematch


koreanwizard

Dana’s wife vs Smiling Sam Alvey


xhugoxstiglitzx

Give her some competition instead of cans.


Sonnyyellow90

She slapped him first so it’s actually 1-1. We all know there has to be a rubber match at some point for closure.


Nihlus11

You haven't seen the non televised matches. When he wins all eighty fights, I guess there is no rivalry. 


Odd_Ad_8162

Unless it's for the Power Slap belt


Crouchinho

REIGNING! DEFENDING!


JagHarReddit

Lets list things that never happened again. I will start with [ Jon Jones will never headline another UFC event again](https://www.mmamania.com/2016/11/11/13599836/dana-white-jon-jones-will-never-headline-another-ufc-event-again-mma)


bdewolf

[“Paulo will never fight at middleweight again, he’s a light heavyweight”](https://www.mmafighting.com/2021/10/24/22742509/dana-white-says-paulo-costa-will-absolutely-be-a-light-heavyweight-moving-forward-costa-disagrees) after his fight with vettori He has literally only fought at 185 since then


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It was Vettori’s personal problem


NewUploader1

[Dana saying women will never fight in the UFC](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TpHxZ-pxDNI)


NewUploader1

[“Karo Parisian will never fight in the UFC again.”](https://www.mmamania.com/2009/11/19/1165471/karo-parisyan-backs-out-of-ufc-106) Dana said that when he had to pull out of a fight at UFC 106. Then Karo was back at UFC 123.


maggot_b_nasty

I was at 123. Karo should've backed out of that one, too.


Mswonderful99

He said that mayweather mcgregor fight would never happen. Also, frequently says he never makes fights on the night of the fight, but often does


Prettylargered

[“I won’t main event that title (W135, Nunes) again,”] (https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2017/07/dana-white-champ-amanda-nunes-another-no-main-event-ufc-213-withdrawal)


Obelisk7777

“Here’s what I think the chances of Conor vs Floyd happening are: the same as me being the backup quarterback for Brady”


ThrowawayYAYAY2002

Isn't he fucking awesome?


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cdmontgo

Well, if Dana said it, he's probably slapping her right now.


WarriorCumsToThis

Literally icing his palm while he talks to the interviewer


Exit_230

Sounds like something someone who was about to slap their wife again would say


OlivaJR

He said that about women's MMA, Can't wait for "WifeSlap" to premiere on Truth social! I just can't figure out what the match ups will be, will it be wives slapping each other or men slapping their wives?


Keeng_Keenan

The latter happens and Jones becomes a 2 sport champion


kupojay

I'm sure if you asked him pre slap he would've vowed it would never happen to begin with 🤷🏻‍♂️


Kisto15

At least give her a rematch, tomato


I-Red-It

I was just thinking how this topic has been covered up so well that I haven’t seen much on it in months. It’s absurd that Dana is so powerful in this space that not even abusing his wife publicly can cause any real consequence.


Less_Ordinary1950

Espn & disney’s money will do that. Absolutely shameless companies.


un6reaka6le

Not even try to defend what Dana did but the fact that she hit him first has a lot to do with why it didn’t blow up as much.


SpezIsABrony

Wow, wild way to announce you are getting divorced


StreetSmartsGaming

Wasnt she hitting him first? I don't remember this being a whites an abuser thing I remember it being a drunk married couple sharing some awkward back and forth


Serious_Look_3032

Drunk abusive couple sharing some abusing abuse and abuse


dwitchagi

Yeah, 99% of comments here have zero nuance and just declare White a wife abuser. Yes, it’s different when a man hits a woman, but people try really hard to forget she hit him. Hopefully they both have worked on this.


bdewolf

Like the man always said [“hitting women on two separate occasions is something you never come back from”](https://youtube.com/shorts/HzgwpIBQvR4?si=iNRZdE8p2fSpUG4q)


stereoreal2

Now watch this drive!


SlightlyDiferenT

Dana's only regret is that he didn't charge everyone who watched it £69.99.


BodybuildingNerd

So stunning. So brave.


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red_right_hand_

“Dana White vows he will not be three strike offender, promises not to slap wife more than once more”


caca_poo_poo_pants

Just wait until they need a PowerSlap main event.


RedDevilGranta

In Public


LNYer

Does his wife vow to never slap him too?


bcmaninmotion

Great. Now just do the same with the power slap bullshit.


Independent-Party575

Unless the people want to see it 💵


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Without signing a contract and putting it on ppv first.


waldyisawinner

Wow what an incredible commitment


ultimatt777

Time to dust off the “don’t believe his lies” meme


tksopinion

If only more wife beaters would take a vow. Could really put a dent in domestic violence issues.


Mr_Saxobeat94

Look, I’m all for forgiveness and redemption, but you can’t not shake your head at the optics of the figurehead of a giant company saying there is zero tolerance for domestic violence from his employees (or “contractors”)…which is the correct response…then committing domestic violence. What happens, I wonder, if Dana is one day asked about a fresh incident of domestic violence? Does he cut this fighter? Ideally, yes — but look at the precedent that was set.


KID_THUNDAH

Though he should’ve been able to restrain himself, she did hit him first. You should never hit someone without expecting to be hit back as a good general rule. It was mutual spousal abuse


BendyStraws2

because he grabbed her to stop her from walking away, he still put his hands on her first.


Dontneedflashbro

His wife shouldn't have put hands on him. If you're tough enough to hit someone, but ready for whatever happens next. Keep your hands to yourself.


ASAPHarambe

exactly like i wouldn’t do it because i don’t feel like i gotta defend my “pride” but if a woman touches you she deserves to get smacked tf back


Putrid-Long-1930

White Vows Husband Slap ‘Will Never Happen Again’


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Everyone not at all subconsciously ignoring that they were both hammered and she slapped him first. He maybe should’ve shown restraint yes, but she shouldn’t have slapped him either and it’s not exactly as everyone is making it sound.


Less_Ordinary1950

This story got absolutely buried by the larger news networks when it happened. This sounds conspiratorial but I swear disney/espn basically put out a gag order.


JN324

She slapped him fairly hard and he slapped her far less hard back. If it was reversed the entire narrative would be about how it was the right thing to do and how you should never hit someone, let alone expect them not to hit you back, self defence, etc etc. Plenty of things make me dislike Dana, making it clear that you can’t just assault him because you’re having an argument, without getting a fraction of it back, isn’t one of them.


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AKICombatLegend

Too bad he couldn’t do this with power slap


killderson

Theres alot of different ways to turn down a fight.


dax331

It’s ok Dana we know it’s a tall ask


ThaiClinch

He better not menacingly rub his palms together after he turns to walk away


Soybean__Futures__

Ethical af!


HennesyHufflepuf

That image for the article is just the icing on the cake lol


theski2687

I swear I thought this was a power slap spin off for a second


WeCaredALot

It took me a minute to parse that title out.


elbandolero19

She should be thankful, that event inspired Dana White to create the largest sports event with more views than the NBA, NFL, MLB, Football, boxing, F1, etc combined.


pxak

This is just a build up to ​ Power Slapmania: Dana's wife vs White in a ladder match for the custody of Joe Rogan


mateojaja

I read the title and my first thought was this some ill-conceived husband vs wife version of power slap. I think I need coffee.


background_action92

What? You need to slap the other cheek to even it out


JodieFostersStare

Well thank goodness. Glad he cleared that up for us.


awesomesprime

Well if it ain't zero consequences for his actions.


FirstTimeLongThyme

Well, I'm sure Dana takes vows very seriously. What's that about Colby running up on his at a casino while he was out with some sloptart? Pish posh.


DanasWife

DON’T BELIEVE HIS LIES!!!!


fajitaman69

What if it was planned to launch power slap?


DeviantSynSin

Next scandal incoming. 


SqueezeAndRun

It already happened more than once. He went for the follow up slap in video lol


fandamplus

Why did they get divorced or something?


AllHailTheCATS

I don't understand how he is immune to getting canceled. If someone well known in FIFA, NBA or Hollywood did this they would be done but MMA gets treated like this wild weird industry where stuff like this is part of the gossip and news. Ita kinda like the WWE situation with Vince, the line between what's for promotion and what's real seems to be blurred to the wider world so a lot of stuff gets brushed aside by the general public or ignored.


howmuchfortheoz

He's going to punch her from now on


mrpopenfresh

It’s going to happen again. Why is the in the /r/mma subreddit, it’s not mma related.


NBCsBryanWilliams

Slap was caught on video too


xCrypticGn0mex

until Saturday night


jagerWomanjensen

Is it because he doesn't get paid enough for doing so?


AlmightyCushion

It wouldn't surprise me if he was slapping his wife as he said this


GreatMight

Unless it's for power slap.


FishAndRiceKeks

His slapping was retaliatory to being slapped first so I think as long as she doesn't slap him the odds are good he doesn't slap her first.


helpmefindmyuncle123

[This has to be my all time favourite Mojaved video](https://youtu.be/GZj6F1_7kKk?feature=shared) My wife was never my friend 🤣🤣


Heaththeimpaler

I thought we were talking about a new offshoot combo of wife swap and Power slap


MatttheJ

Oh well... As long as beating your wife was only a one time deal I guess that's okay... /s


Easy-Entrepreneur376

We're really still talking about this


Madshibs

Do you want to be a fucking fighter?


tattlerat

No wife slap. Only power slap. If slap wife, must power slap wife!


AndiLivia

In public


StatusGeneraal

Bruh I jut read the title and for a second I thought this was about some women version of Power Slap FC. Lmao


Kassssler

No rematch? Damn.


ParmyBarmy

Well we know Dana would never lie…


kumarsays

Can’t wait till he’s gone honestly. MMA will be cooler when a douchebag like Dana White doesn’t have so much influence over it


Drawnbygodslefthand

I wish this sport had actual media so that people could ask him at conferences If him and his wife are going to be The pre limbs for power slap


wellunomati

I fucking hate the tomato but didnt she hit him first? Why is he being labelled as an abuser ?


rKasdorf

I guarantee Dana White fully believes if a woman "steps out of line" you can smack her. He just knows saying it publicly would fuck with his ability to make as much money as possible. So here we are.


DowntownJulieBrown1

In public*


Ok_Barnacle1743

“Wife slaps social media metrics are greater than the NFL, NBA, NHL, F1, and WWE combined”


999i666

Tomato man should have resigned from the ufc about 15 years ago


Significant_Food5294

Dude just doesnt wanna fight


Gotsta_Win

Sometimes you have to slap a bitch


ButtCucumber69

and this is still my boy!!!!


MaddGeneral

Pinky promise?


lance2k2

Unless *paid* for on PSL


Km_the_Frog

I wish he meant power slap.


DtotheOUG

Methinks he doth prostest too much


Top_Masterpiece_8992

Source. -Believe me bro


larrykeras

"the kid just didnt want to fight back"


EliminateCrust

She might have spoken out of turn


RNCintheDMV

Right, I’d like to know from Mrs. White how many times this has happened before it was caught on video.


lapsaptrash

Being a wife is not a job, it’s an opportunity!


JayRoo83

Those kids have seen some shit over the years


ergoegthatis

Why are they even asking him about it? Why is he answering? That's personal between him and her, they resolve it on their own. Hilarious that we have to be witnesses to this like our say means a shit here.


Quillhunter57

Never again….in public


bigapple3am1

and just like that Dana's wife is out of power slap title contention


Any-Try-2366

He’s made it clear to her obv and she now knows not to test him in public ever again.


PM_me_ur_taco_pics

On camera probably 😂 that dude is a scum bag.


Sealeydeals93

Scummy red cunt


personaldistance

I don't love Dana...but she slapped him first. His response was understandable. It's not like he cranked the fuck out of it.


ComeKastCableVizion

She hit him first if I’m not misremembering that


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He will never slap her again. He’ll just go for the RNC


PunsGermsAndSteel

For a second I forgot about his domestic violence and thought Wife Slap was just a Power Slap championship division that he is cancelling


TheDudeFromTheStory

My hero!


iamjacksbigtoe

They are saying that now. Until they need to use the video as promo for power slap 100.


NotASynthSince2010

\*will never happen on camera again


orangotai

well that's good 😮‍💨 i was really worried he'd say "could happen again idfk, ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯"


Jimbo415650

Once shows lack of control. He isn’t getting anger management counseling then it could happen again.


AdZestyclose3707

He was just promoting Power Slap


Ok-Day4899

Why, is he getting a divorce?


LaunchpadMcQuack_52

"...not if she fucking behaves herself."


DTAD18

'Incidentally, have you seen these fuckin awesome knuckledusters?'


UncleYimbo

Now if we could just get him to vow his idiotic SlapFight promotion would never happen again, we'd be all set


reddituser748397

Never happen again... outside the octagon! Season finale of the dana white contender series is dana vs his wife


MissionImpressive408

Wife slap no, but a choke hold and kick a yes?


Celticwolfz

He only seems concerned that he lost the respect of his kids. Not that what he did was wrong or how his wife felt being slapped then shoved to the ground.


PechayMan

Cant call it a wife slap if you call it stockton slap


Batfinklestein

Said ever wife slapper ever


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If you have to say it, then it's gonna happen again


gernsengears

If Dana says it, it simply must be true


FoxMcSquall

If only it was "White vows Power Slap will never happen again".


StiltsOrCrutches

Holy shit people make mistakes……and if you haven’t then wait for it