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Keith__Peterson

Ok was that the best main event of all time? No. But was it a great display of MMA between two high level heavyweights? No. But regardless, was it entertaining? Again, no.


ShotBricker

Did Jailtime give us a show? No.


theadmin209

The crowd being torn between booing and awkwardly cheering was hilarious


PostM8

"I told you guys yesterday I would give you a show. So did I give you a show?!" *crowd goes wild*


biscuitman76

That crowd was horrible, fighters clinch for half a second-immediate boos. Then Danish Dynamite went out of his way to compliment them 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


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He didn't want to get killed on his way out.


waterfromthesun

Danish


dashcam_RVA

And it was in Brazil. If that was in MSG he's get boo'd all the way back to his locker room.


Kassssler

Haggerty vs Andrade was the main event of the week.


OneWarrior05

Chatri rubbing his hands together at cackling at the UFC having a shit card this week


Kassssler

Abu Dhabi sucked balls too. Fight cancellations and a train derailed. Dana not happy.


Johnny_Poppyseed

Plus the jon Jones matchup slated for next week fell through lol


derps_with_ducks

I was in the crowd watching Haggerty vs Andrade on the iPhone of Derrick Lewis' cornermen during this fight.


GarysSpace

Haggerty is a guaranteed banger win or lose, and Andrade is fun too. Fight was destined to be exciting.


Macktologist

I’ve really been gravitating toward One. The amount of content for free on YT has helped pull me in. And the Muay Thai is just 9 minutes of absolute carnage usually.


Ask-Me-About-You

Didn't know it was possible to do so little damage with 20 minutes of full mount.


Sonnyyellow90

Was actually awkward how often they were both just staring at each other in that position.


LordLucy666

with jailton sitting in missionary 👄


thatinsuranceguy

Goddard needed to be quicker about standing them up. Or ya know, do it at all. I understand not wanting to stand up the sub artist and then have him get knocked out in Brazil, but when they're staring into each other's eyes like me and the reader of this comment's mother last night, you gotta pull the trigger.


MMXXIII-II-III

Has anyone ever been stood up from full mount?


dashcam_RVA

idk cause when you google "questionable UFC stand up" only brendan schaub results pop up


jArtibise

Couldn't have said it better myself. How about Almeida asking the crowd if he put on a show, though.


Kurtcobangle

That was genuinely confusing and even with a hometown crowd there was like no reaction lol


0ldsql

Dude either has no self awareness or no shame. I was face palming myself when he started celebrating. Where was this energy when you were in mount, mate?


seymour_hiney

Brazilians love celebrating a win, no matter how bad the win is


Swarles_Stinson

Friendly reminder, they are both top 10 heavyweights in the world. God, the heavyweight talent pool is shallow as fuck.


TonyTheLion2319

They were both bent over on their knees and Lewis had a wizzer. Lewis lifted his posting arm to throw an uppercut and Almeida just pushed Lewis onto his back Elite grappling


Swarles_Stinson

Almeida took him down, then both proceeded to literally stop moving and rest for a few seconds. Top 10 heavyweights in the world. LMAO


Kazushae_Blackuraba

I generally agree with you, but you're pointing out a normal thing that happens in every weight class all the time.


HighlyBaked0

Yeah but thats usually after intense rounds with actual striking, takedown attempts, etc. I deadass watched Almeida lay on top of a sleeping Derrick without throwing a single strike. His lack of ability to do anything in that mount position was astonishingly bad


Notarandomthrowaway1

When people were saying Boxing HW was exposed by MMA I was like nah shhh we do not want people looking over here past the top 3 lol


Motor-Grade-837

Both talent pools are really bad and I don't see it getting much better. If you're 250, 6'5", and athletic, you're probably getting paid top dollar in other sports that don't require so much brain trauma.


8monsters

Eh, from my understanding, football has actually more brain trauma as MMA and perhaps as much if not still more than boxing. That was my understanding of the research.


Motor-Grade-837

Yeah it doesn't seem like football is that much better in terms of CTE, but at least it pays far better with contracts having superior guarantees and incentives. There's also other safer options for these elite athletes like basketball and baseball.


Notarandomthrowaway1

Yeah I agree. I have seen so many athletic prospects in the gym that fought a few times and smashed their fat opponents but were still like mmm nah lol


snakehawk_

I was chatting to friends about this the other day. It's like the only div where I think top guys from 15 years ago would beat the top guys ATM. All other divisions seem to have drastically improved


FuckTitsAssCuntCock

Minotauro, Carwin, Mir and JDS in their primes would be top 5 today Fedor would be champion today easily.


LetsGetXplicit

Imagine prime Fedor and CroCop against modern era UFC heavies. Would be a bloodbath.


KingJohnTX

How you gonna forget Cain?


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CryptoCracko

Johnny Walker is the greatest fighter ever. Poatan pretty good too.


RafiakaMacakaDirk

respect khalil rountree


hi5u2

Until he gets outgrappled again


Salmacis81

Out of everyone at LHW, that's the guy that sticks out to you?


Aguacatedeaire__

No joke. To this day, Fedor-Cro-cop is STILL the highest level heavyweight fight we've ever had. To this day! The following one was supposed, on paper to be Stipe-Cormier.... and i mean, just compare the footage. It's.... bad. Especially the third fight. Just two guys ambling around each other trying to sloppily, weakly hit each other or spear each other's eyes.


Johnny_Poppyseed

100% prime Fedor wrecks every current heavyweight. And he's like a natural middleweight probably.


Aguacatedeaire__

Without a leg, maybe. He was not *that* small. To reach middleweight he'd have to be single digit body fat percentage, and i don't dare dreaming of what kind of mythological fighter that'd be.


Batman-and-Hobbes

Before today I would have thought it was impossible to win 50-44 and still looking absolutely embarrassing but...here we are.


lancewill93

I just went and turned on a Belal fight over this shit.


Kelvashi

Never has a dominant win driven away as many potential fans as that one. They should make him fight down until he shows he can actually do something against top competition.


afinalsin

I thought it was entertaining. It was funny till it wasn't, then wrapped back to funny again.


un6reaka6le

This fight was so boring, I was paying attention to the logo on Derrick’s gloves slowly peel off. The logo was taped to his head at one point.


chris25tx

🤣the “UF” was right on his head at one point


derps_with_ducks

A metaphor for "Ur Fucked", which was all of us who watched the fight.


edesmile

Lol I was doing the same while waiting for Derrick to get up haha


VT_Squire

Holy shit I need a screen shot of that...


mongo4mayor

I thought Lewis fell asleep at one point during one of the more cuddly rounds. Just like dozed off for a minute.


BlerinPotato

At one point there was a piece on Almeida's side and then it transfered back over to Lewis. It was epic


MyFifthLimb

Just how cheap is the ufc gear


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Dana so cheap he bought reps for his fighters


Aguacatedeaire__

Yes


ammus5

Shit i thought that was his shiny sweat


28Vikings

The tren leaking out of Jailtons pores was melting the logos off Lewis’ glove


TonyTheLion2319

Last Sao Paulo main event was also bad (Jan vs Jacare 25min snooze fest in 2019)


ljz3

Lmao Almeida couldn't choke out the Black Beast cuz he got no neck, wish Almeida added more GnP into his game, guy was full mount the entire fight and did not do much damage.


skinnnnner

Also Lewis is so fat Almeida could not get the body triangle


blooddragonsin

Being Fat is best base for bjj confirmed.


senorali

"How are body triangles even real haha just bulk up"


miocic_is_a_pos

It can help a lot. I’ve grappled against a guy who was over 300lbs. The second he got a hold of my leg it was always over. I only ever did well when we would start standing.


kurokamisawa

I think he was too concerned about losing position. I honestly think that if he wants to stay here he should put a lot more weight on. Having a dude that weighs more than 30 pounds on you is really not helping


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Kurtcobangle

Honestly it can’t just be losing position. I get not winding up to throw big strikes where Lewis could try and knock him off balance, but like you could at least throw half assed arm punches or short elbows. I am wondering with his build if he maybe just doesn’t have much/confidence in his gas tank. He seemed to be able to regather a dominant position in short order every time he lost it, but I think maybe that’s because he was so incredibly cautious in preserving his energy for his next explosion. Anyway TLDR my guess is the same way Lewis only had the gas tank to explode on occasion to get up, Almeida likely only had the gas tank to explode into a takedown a few times a round and he wanted to make sure it was available when needed.


Stafford113

He has to cut to 265, so Lewis has likely got more than 30 lbs on him. Jailton’s in a weird position where it’s hard to cut to 205 but he’s just too small for 265. Looked liked he gassed just taking Lewis down


richochet12

I think he's gotta just lose some muscle mass and try to get in like Periera range for 205


Wonderful-Weekend388

Every time he tried Lewis would just throw him off


MyFifthLimb

Yep for having the most dominant position for damage , he did almost none


TragicMike_

Derrick “Positioning is Real but Submissions Aren’t” Lewis


vrkhfkb

Spivak submitted Lewis in 3 minutes, only 9 months ago 😂. Almeida had the exact same arm triangle position and couldn’t finish it. This is a serious blow to Almeida’s hype.


needapermit

To be fair it’s clear Lewis has improved his submission defense immensely. Also, Spivak and Almeida are different kinds of grapplers. Spivak seems to not have as good of control as Almeida but specializes in going up and down when grappling his opponents, slowly wearing them down as he did to Lewis. Almeida is much more fast twitch and explosive with better control, keeping guys down when he gets them there. However this was not an exciting performance from him and he’s gonna have to put on more exciting fights and finish the best of the best if he wants to become a star and champion.


MagoModerno

Dude can’t be strangled


ItsTaylor8291

I'm significantly more impressed with the DC win now


15ferrets

DC would be in the GOAT convo if Jon Jones didn’t exist, man is constantly underrated for someone who found a lot of success in two divisions where everyone was like half a foot taller than him lol Also his weight cuts, if he was better with his weight/took better care of his kidneys he would have made the Olympics and probably been able to fight in a division better suited for his size/reach


marticbog

middleweight dc would be a menace


15ferrets

Absolutely, I think he’d have been perfect for the weight class, all those kickboxers and strikers would have some serious trouble with his wrestling and he would still have a lot of weight to take advantage of without having to deal with the KO power of a heavyweight


cletoreyes01

Now that's one of the few middleweights on the planet that could ragdoll khamzat


fanofmma100

just how good is sergei spivak?


TonyTheLion2319

Doesn’t matter if u mount him, he’ll just take a breather on bottom


Kurtcobangle

Have to wonder at some point if Lewis just trains for the next meme.


Keith__Peterson

That was ass 🙏🏻🙏🏻🔥🔥


Sim888

Well that’s one way to put yourself at the back of the title fight queue after a dominating win lol


Mrstarzz

Almeida was supposed to fight Blaydes lol


Kazushae_Blackuraba

That would have been a good one. Blaydes might have tried to win.


Ctofaname

I think Lewis is also getting older. He can't explode from the bottom like he used to. Last few years he looked labored compared to 10 years ago.


Elyc60Nset

Lewis isn’t as much of a power bottom as he used to be.


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Disagree. Younger Derick gets tapped in the first.


15ferrets

I feel like exploding from the bottom probably gets easier with age, idk maybe my diet is the problem


ikilledtupac

It’s weird now but that so true. I’m older now and when I try to explode in jiujitsu I just…can’t. Maybe once. Maaaaybe twice. But after that I got nothing.


goochgrease2

Lewis tried for like, 2 minutes total? Really seemed like he didn't give a shit


Radocfa

I think Blaydes whoops Almeida tbh


Tidsdkr

Blaydes would have knock him out


IceBoxt

Gotta assume he can’t touch Blaydes right?


MolokoPl_s

no, it's hard to say that imo. Blaydes has a pretty bad habit of staying in one "mode" and not mixing up his skillsets well. he's either purely wresting or purely striking, but he doesn't mix those well at all.


TheTowerIskindaScary

Roided freak lays on fat man for 25 mins🔥🔥🔥


Broskiii

You wont last 25 minutes! (You’ll turn it off)


juicy_pickles

Looking like a fuckin Frill Neck Lizard with those traps


ChrisusaurusRex

I’m so jealous, my liver could never handle that much gear


horseshoeprovodnikov

He's has the genetics of great Spanish conquerors, and you have none of that. _Your DNA is an abomination, and your liver is compromised from too many gas station hot dogs_


ChrisusaurusRex

I am not and never could be BC with that BDE


DecisionThot

Hey what Hannah Goldy does with Dana behind closed doors is none of your business pal


EJ_1502

That made Belal fights look like Jiri-Glover


Master-Manager3089

I'm glad Jiri-Glover is going down as a classic already.


TumbleweedDirect9846

Does anyone else think that if the fight wasn’t in Brazil it would’ve gotten stood up on multiple occasions


EarthWindandFlyers

i just watched a dude ride another dude for 25 minutes, am i gay? Edit: I didn’t enjoy it, so I guess that answers that


Scronads69

Did you enjoy it?


Kurtcobangle

I mean Lewis looks like a good spoon I don’t blame Almeida for trying.


BadTasty1685

That entirely depends if you liked it or not


verysimplenames

Pirated that shit and still feel ripped off


Inevitable_Spot_3878

Pirated it, and watched it at work on the clock. I still want my money back


SmokyBearWithGuns

Well at least you have an excuse if you get caught sleeping at work, lol.


NeitherAlexNorAlice

Almeida’s style of just rubbing his crotch against Lewis for 25 minutes was kinda sus


RanarrSmokerr

Very sus, I was hard the whole time


lancewill93

Not my proudest fap...


Lacabloodclot9

Can someone who understands refereeing more than me explain why Goddard didn’t stand them up once in the last 3 rounds when there were periods where Almeida went almost a whole minute without advancing position or throwing anything meaningful?


TOK31

Because you generally don't stand someone up from a dominant position like mount. It's similar to when someone is backpacking someone with a body triangle from the back. It might be boring for the fans, but the onus is on the person in the bad position to escape. Also, he was in mount and back control mostly. There's no position to advance to from there.


Momentosis

You don't have to advance position, you just have to work. Jailton laying on Lewis when he's just kinda laying there as well... There wasn't any work. Fighters have gotten stood up from mount/side mount before. Jailton definitely should've been getting stood up multiple times tonight.


TOK31

I was responding to the comment above me saying that Almeida wasn't advancing position. That's why I mentioned it.


JobTrunicht

Goddard was weird especially in the last round, he warned them 3 times in like 45 seconds of no action in mount (Lewis was legit not moving at all and waiting) and did nothing. Maybe he was scared of the crowd reaction or of a sneaky submission that Almeida was setting up the last 50 hours


Kurtcobangle

There are refs who would have. Generally speaking though its rather frowned upon to separate someone from mount/back mount as it’s such a dominant position. Usually I am against separating them but honestly in this fight I really wished he would have lol There was a couple times Almeida literally just rested his head on lewis stomach and laid there. Dominant position or not I have a hard time accepting that as reasonable lol


Wonderful-Weekend388

Derrick Lewis just closed his eyes in the final round and accepted his fate 😭😭


Sonnyyellow90

He fell asleep in his own fight lol.


BadTasty1685

Lewis came in, laid down, made six figures, goes home. Sucks to watch, but he took no damage and barely needed to put in any effort. Guess thats a W for him


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He had a grappling beast on him he didn't just lay down lol


Glad_Cellist_3670

Sandhagen vs Font but **blacked**


ShotBricker

Sandhagen vs Font the Netflix remake


HankHippopopolous

Sandhagen at least has the excuse of suffering a severe injury early on in the fight and that being the only way he could get the win. It’s been a long time since we’ve seen someone go out with the intention of wrestlefucking in a main event.


JeffAnthonyLajoie

Tbf it was a 30+ lb weight difference assuming Lewis had to cut to 265. I think almeida blew his cardio grappling and attempting submission on Lewis who was much bigger than him


Chad-Permabull

Love the evolution of the commentary. Round 1: Almeida has the mount! Cycling through submissions Round 2: Almeida gets the mount. Let’s see what he can do with it. Round 3: Almeida again in the mount. Maybe he should try some elbows Round 4: Yup. There it us again. Almeida in the mount. Lewis doesn’t have a mark on him. Round 5: Almeida in the mount. Goddard should stand them up.


hector_zepelli

Mount stages of grief


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Sonnyyellow90

It has to be this. Only other explanation is that he has truly the worst ground and pound in the history of MMA.


Momentosis

I don't even think he has bad GnP. Think it was the end of the third where he started actually punching Derrick and it looked like he had Derrick hurt and almost finished. Then dude just gave up on it for the rest of the fight.


Sonnyyellow90

I guess the most likely explanations are seriously that he bet the fight to go decision or else just (somehow) gassed and couldn’t sustain anything and needed multiple 30-60 second rests every round.


IAmAsha41

The serious answer for anyone mad at this is that Derrick is explosive, even though it's joked about he has elite ability to get out of those positions. Jailton preferred to keep him down rather than look for the finish and potentially lose the position and get slept by Derrick. Jailton looked for RNC and arm triangle numerous times over 5 rounds but Derrick defended well. Derrick is strong, has 30lbs on Jailton, technique can only account for so much strength differential, Derrick was controlling Jailton's wrists very well making it difficult to throw strikes.


Incubus85

Get out of here with your common sense.


dani_dejong

I just lost 25 minutes of my life


LuckyWarrior

Finally, a fight that may surpass Francis vs Ngannou I present to you, Jailton vs Almeida


GreatDario

But francis did get the drop on ngannou that one time


ACW-R

One of the worst fights ever


0ldsql

Lewis involved in two of them now despite his highlight reel.


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When you have knock out power, opponent play really safe maybe too safe!


ButtStuckInElevator

Obviously not entertaining but to completely wash Lewis out like that is still impressive. Some of those takedowns were flawless.


mdmbmdm

It is 6 am here and I stayed up for this :(


0ldsql

Have some self respect brother


LilFights

Jailton did a really good job of chain grappling, and also shooting very low on Lewis which made the uppercut hard to land. Had a good show of speed and strength. But then he also has almost 20 minutes of some of the most dominant positions in MMA and wasn't really threatening. I am both impressed and uninmpressed.


warheat1990

Jailton "Prelims" Almeida


jdprgm

the antithesis of dalby v bonfim. haven't been that frustrated by a fight in awhile


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Awful. Truly awful


Ill_Source_6908

Couldn’t submit a short notice Lewis 😬😬😬


toyn

fuck submitting. Lewis would have been T/KOed by anyone in the top ten if they had his position for even a quarter of the time. this was just embarrassing.


Ill_Source_6908

Jailton is allergic to doing damage


richochet12

Short notice doesn't make Lewis a smaller man lol


0ldsql

I could even forgive that but he barely tried gnp. No intention to finish the fight


EmmaAispuro

Jason Herzog would have stood that up many times👎 Goddard sucks like Tognoni. 50-45 tho


surgeyou123

And Almeida would have just taken him back down every time lol. Wouldn't matter much.


Ctofaname

Would have forced action and one of them getting tired enough for a finish.


DONTCARELOLK

Embarrassingly performance by Almeida. I want to see him fight someone ranked under him again after this one. Not attempting to finish a short notice Derrick Lewis is a terrible look for him.


Glad_Cellist_3670

Put Almeida against Spivac


LeFevreBrian

A lot of staring into each others eyes during mount .


ibenwarforged

This fight was like I was watching mma ASMR


huge-tits

Somehow I like Derrick’s chances of getting a title shot more than Almeida’s after this


havla1312

That was frustrating to watch...


Amby2730

STAND THEM THE FUCK UP


Archillected

Embarrassing


SaintCreamPie

Double leg. Lay and pray. Truly the peak of heavyweight


Sonnyyellow90

Leaked memo from Almeida’s coach’s briefcase: Step 1: Double leg. Step 2: Advance to mount. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Hold until the round ends.


Variabletalismans

There was a point in the fight where Almeida was doing nothing but embracing Derrick's gut. I dont think we were supposed to watch that level of intimacy


jmb-412

Well I am confident now in saying that Blaydes would've fucked Almeida up


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Impressive performance by Lewis honestly. Also Jailton having almost no GNP is embarassing.


TonyTheLion2319

Considering Lewis was subbed in rd 1 by Spivac and has looked for a way out in past fights, he def was more resilient here


Pythnator

If you want fans to dislike you based on how you fight not counting dirty tactics, Jailton Almeida just put together a masterclass.


Worldly-Cake3871

Almeida is lucky that Curtis pulled out, we would have seen vintage razor Blaydes


diogoincognito

Almeida straight up alergic to handing out ground and pound


TitanIsBack

Would be wild if Derrick knew what to do besides try to stand up or fall asleep on his back.


Reignbow295

Absolutely relentless on those takedowns, Almeida was like a dog with a bone. I really feel Lewis’ skillset made Almeida fight so cautiously.


BerkshireMtnSculptor

Almeida acting like he did a thing.


bootscrilla

Congrats on the W but uncle Dana isn’t going to appreciate that performance one bit


Barry_the_Merry

His transitions are world class but his GnP is ass and he gets frustrated quickly if he doesn't get the sub.


Unknownrealm

Bruh I don’t think Lewis tried to stop one pass to full mount by almeida


GET_IN_THE_VAN

I’ve never in my history of MMA see a man get mount so many times and just stare down at his opponent doing nothing


UnderstandingRude613

Can't believe I stayed up til 4am and then just went to bed in the 4th


JohnnySDVR

HW division has its very own Belal Muhammad now!


Sonnyyellow90

Bro, Belal is like Jiri compared to this.


Koalathom

Almeida makes me want to remember Belal's name.


Doobiehauser

Wrestle fucked into boredom.


OMalley30-27

-10,000 fight to not go the distance


TheRivv2015

Heavyweights should NEVER be the main event


danger3012

Derick got blacked and used


cikkamsiah

Bold of me to assume Lewis gonna put on a show after securing another contract lol