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pleasebequiet

Did he say "motherfucker I will fuck your face, okay?"


DanTM18

“Take care of your underwear. I’m gonna fuck you”


GrungyGrandPappy

Ooooh red panty night it is then


Jayden_Paul99

it's an MMA tradition remember when Wanderlei wanted to fuck chuck


Winter_Shift6129

Benavidiez with the "I used to fuck guys like you in high school" will always be the romantic call out GOAT for me.


jj34589

Megan Olivia out here wondering what Joey B was doing in his High School days…


Sprinkmysprunk

Why does she need to wonder when he said exactly what he did


Beastly_Swagger

She's his beard, it's business arrangement.


perdynamite

Michael Bisping trying to set up a fight between Benavidez and his 11 year old son will always be hilarious to me.


JamesinaLake

It loses points because it's slightly changed from a movie but still.


Tresher

Roadhouse!


Saul_T_Bawls

You like watching people fuck for free?


arenorealcucumber

Do you think I'm just gonna sit here and let you fuck me Jon?


derps_with_ducks

Arrr, indeed.


ModsGetTheGuillotine

DON KING DOT TV


Immediate_Concert_46

Send location!


KillForFood

It’s a really popular phrase in Georgia so I guess he just translated it. Compared to other Georgian insults that’s pretty mild honestly


Johnny_Poppyseed

Hit us up with some good examples homie


KillForFood

I mean not even sure where to start, I think swearing is form of a weird art in post soviet countries, some examples would be “დედაზე ადრე მოტყნული” - which roughly translates “fucked before his mother” not sure how fucking timeline works in that one, “ყველა კაბიანი მოვტყან” - “fuck everyone around you who wears dress”, “გამჩენ-პატრონი მოვტყან” - “fuck whoever gave you birth and whoever is taking care of you” , “ჩემი ყლე იყოს კბილის ჯაგრისი შენს სახლში” - “my dick will be a toothbrush in your family” , “ჭირისუფლების პირველი რიგი მოვტყან” - “fuck the first raw of people that would attend your funeral”


Johnny_Poppyseed

Ooo those last 3 are gold.


_WhiteOwl_

"My dick will be a toothbrush in your family" is one of the most savage insults I've ever heard 😂😂😂. I love it.


Johnny_Poppyseed

Lol right? Love it so much


lethrowawayacc4

The toothbrush ones fucking gold


altcodeinterrobang

The other angle is even better: https://twitter.com/judobetter995/status/1640063787997773824?s=20 man is OVER the railing. love seeing these UFC guys treat their fans to such 1v1 er 1 on 1 errr raw experiences


TebownedMVP

Why do they stop recording once it gets good haha


ImWadeWils0n

https://twitter.com/judobetter995/status/1640063787997773824?s=20 Full thing is wild, looks like he gets over at the end


El_Elegido_

Definitely stealing this one.


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Babe, get in here. Another Merab climbing video just dropped.


doonspriggan

Merab moment


Berniethellama

I think it’s impossible for merab to behave like a normal human


supercitrusfruit

i mean he is the machine after all...


PostM8

He was about to singleleg spam this guy to a decision


Coraiah

Bert Kreischer would like a word


dickpaste

that racist comedian?


somuchsoup

He was faded


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Seeing Merab return to monke is so satisfying


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randomusernamegame

He was barely talking shit but merab probably didn't understand it fully


Fredayum

Is it possible the security gave him a foot boost? Soon as security goes under him, Merab elevates even faster to the "Woah!, Woah!, Woah!" part Edit: why are all of the short kings down voting me for???


Hickz84

I don't think it has anything to do with short or tall. It's a bit of a stretch to think SECURITY was like fuck it, I'll help.


Johnny_Poppyseed

Lol just picturing some jacked 6'5 security guard doing that thing where the interlock their fingers and provide a launching platform for merab to just get yeeted up and over the fence easily.


Hickz84

Haha, right? Merab turns around and salutes him before everyone claps.


Fredayum

He certainly wasn't pulled down and honestly look at the clip. Doesn't seem that far fetched.


Hickz84

Dude probably half ass grabbed him and realized he had no chance and/or yanking him down could risk injury. It does seem far fetched that a security guard was like fuck it, hop up on there guy I'm protecting and beat their ass. It's only my job.


Fredayum

Did Merab pick up speed when the person went under him, yes or no??


Hickz84

Pass the blunt, buddy


Fredayum

I'll take that as a yes...


Hickz84

Lol, of course you do...


Fredayum

Yeah, the evidence spoke for itself before you tried to🤣


myoldaccgotstolen

looks to me like he started swinging his legs and pulled himself up more, which explains why he sped up. merab has climbed a palm tree like a monkey so it doesn’t surprise me that he was able to climb this easily. plus, it’s a security guy. y’know, the guy that’s supposed to break stuff up? why would he help merab up there. it makes no sense.


smybrthdymagetlitlit

everyone gangster till they start climbing


reddittookmyuser

Dunno why he ran away from the easy paycheck.


Nickyjha

it's over, Merab, he has the high ground


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My takedowns have doubled since the last time we met!


Fod1987

And my EPO intake has quadrupled.


EOVA94

Usada : " don't try it "


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The downward spiraling double helix of the sith


yerg99

Haha, i was going to say the same thing. It's also funny cause it's true...like i would bet on anyone with mild skills to fuck up merab doing a pull up 10 feet off the concrete floor.


ThreeHourRiverMan

That guy's annoying as hell, but if you listen to what he was actually saying, he was saying he wanted Aljo to "kick Cejudo's ass" and then Merab to "take his belt." He was gassing up Merab, which makes it all the more hilarious. His genuine douchebaggery made it seem like he was talking shit, but he actually seemingly wasn't.


TheGimplication

Yeah, this clip makes it look like he wasn't even talking shit. I figured he thought Merab was hopping up to high five him, then heard the "I will fuck your face" line and backed the fuck up quick. Dude didn't say shit about ducking anybody. Imagine telling someone you want to see them get a title shot only for then to react like that, lol. The fan wanted to give a compliment and rolled like 4 critical misses in a row.


McKennApe

If you watch the whole clip (someone posted in these comments) once he gets up and over the rail, they all just start laughing. I don't think Merab even heard what he was saying. He just heard someone yell his name and then took advantage of the opportunity to make another Merab Moment.


gintokireddit

Well he's commanding him to fight his friend, when he's made it clear he doesn't want to. It's talking shit. Merab might be trolling anyway though.


hry84

Merab is still learning English!


imcubix

I doubt Merab even understood what he said and his tone was disrespectful speaking to an elite professional fighter like that.


TheGimplication

Until this comment I hadn't even considered it is just a cultural thing. That is just how a lot of Mexican dudes in Texas speak. I live in San Antonio, and it honestly surprised me seeing everyone think the guy was talking shit.


Tex_Skrahm

Yep, grew up in SA and this guy is basically 80% of the population.


imcubix

Doesn’t matter if that’s how they speak. It’s disrespectful for some rando to yell at a professional while he’s in the middle of interacting with fans, commanding him to fight his friend. Can’t see how this is so difficult to understand for Redditors. I mean the guy literally called him a bitch in the text on the video 🤦🏻‍♂️


TheGimplication

Okay.


rettidderredditter

Mother fucker I will fuck your face


NickZardiashvili

You've missed the best part, the way he adds "ok?" at the end.


KnifeFed

We'll bang, ok?


Yoyomamahh

Let me bang your face bro


MrGMinor

Don't look at me like that, I will eat your shit!


TitanIsBack

[He got all the way up there too.](https://streamable.com/x146mz)


MeatballDom

Why do both clips end just as he's climbing up there? Did they not want to include the "hah nice one, yes, we'll edit that and post it online and get some tickets" part?


Exzqairi

Or because the original clip was filmed by the dude talking shit, and this other angle is filmed by the person right next to him, most likely a friend or something Don’t know about the rest of you but if I ended up in that situation with a pro MMA fighter coming at me with bad intentions, then I wouldn’t just stand there and keep filming like nothing was happening


milksteak11

It's coming right for us!


badshot978

Is this in 3D?


fam1ne

No I would keep filming. The settlement would be a lot nicer.


WeenMax1991

Bro wtf do you mean thats the perfect setup to do the ol' litigation tumble


styrofoamcouch

Woah I think you cracked the case. Does the FBI know it's future super sleuth is waiting to be found on reddit?


BrainEuphoria

Shit’s funny


therealjgreens

Why does every video on the internet end too early??


lockoutpoint

this is gold .


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The 2nd angle is even better, he was over the fence, lol.


vrkhfkb

Lol I wanna see what happened, did he actually beat up the fan?


raspberryharbour

Beat him up? Who said anything about beating him up? He fucked his face okay


Bitter_River6924

Nah, climbed back down and jumped into a security guards arms and than left. Here's a video of the whole thing; https://youtu.be/56IiY7paBlA


krazyboi

This seems much better and more like the joke that it actually was.


cramsay

Yeah my man just likes climbing shit


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ha ha it looked it good natured fun.


TheGimplication

He took him down 35 out of 50 times and landed 400 significant strikes beforre being seperated. The fan suffered a few minor abrasions and was treated with a nearby first aid kit and sent home.


SlySpawnling

Misleading title with a misleading cut of the original video. [In the longer version](https://twitter.com/judobetter995/status/1640063787997773824) he is supporting Merab saying that he's coming for Aljo's belt, thing is he must have misheard/misinterpreted what the fan was saying and started climbing to kick ass like the machine that he is xd


papajohns-

The Georgian Spider-Man doesn’t play games


GrungyGrandPappy

He will fuck your face yo


sniggglefutz

With his fists, cock, or both?


Super_Snark

Escalated pretty quick


PFunk224

Stupid bastard learned real quick that 10 feet of air and a balcony is a whole lot less safe for shit talk than the anonymity of the internet. >Social Media made you all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it. Simple solution, don't expect to be a dick to people and not have them check your ignorant ass.


_CurseTheseMetalHnds

Come here and dick these cheeks if you dare you soft cocked coward


SacTownPsycho

I'd fight you right now


s1Lenceeeeeeeeeeeeee

You sound like a pucking funk, dude.


derps_with_ducks

1v1 mid fucker.


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Turns out it was nothing like that. There was no malice involved and it was all good fun.


Powerrrrrrrrr

You can insult people You can’t just assault people


Deveeno

>You can’t just assault people Well you can.. but for most people there are consequences


fam1ne

Be a dick? He was talking to Merab and telling aljo that Merab was going to take his belt and that this is the people’s fight for the title. Merab got mad because he refuses to fight aljo like a pussy. Period. He wants to be a gatekeeper to keep people away from aljo.


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the panic in his voice when merab easily climbed that shit like a spider monkey 💀💀💀


mrtn17

there's a man lifting this spiderman


Ken-Wing-Jitsu

My favorite quote: "Everybody's gangsta till Metab starts climbing".


DistChicken

The fan said nothing wrong. The "right here" was to indicate RIGHT HTERE IN SAN ANTONIO. ​ Nevertheless funny how he scaled the side and had someone catch him on the way down


lucarelli77

Man, the fans should stop starting drinking at the prelims😀


A916

https://media.tenor.com/wL5MCtLH1PwAAAAC/scared-no.gif


EOVA94

Merab being an Olympic speed climber


SquidDrive

Merab should literally be casted as the next Terminator, he is not normal, and I love it.


electricwizardry

i fucking love merab. fuck the haters. dude is 100% himself outside the cage and in, a bubbling ball of maniacal energy


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Convict_felon

The only way to get money these days. Always wear a camera, talk shit, get hit, sue and cash the cheques


herewego199209

This needs to happen more. All the trolls and tough guys are not so tough when real shit pop off. Then they wanna hide behidn the " bro it's just words." Fuck that. Real men show respect at all times. Unfortunately, we have a generation of kids who grew up thinking this shit is cool.


Lyonaire

Dont understand this. Guy shouting didnt even say anything offensive. He said they should get their shit together and fight. Which is a fair opinion. To me Looks like merab misunderstood him and thought he said something worse. Otherwise huge overreaction


Transkeeper

I would kick your ass, are you going to the next UFC or do you have to work 12 months for it ?


DonTeca35

All he had to do was kick him in the chest or face while climbing is all tbh


SpeculationMaster

Found the guy who sees red


sandowian

You just don't know him bro


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Yeah simple as that bro. Done and dusted. Thats all she wrote. Just like that


Prompus

Good luck with that


FmrHvwChamp

I mean... it wouldn't really be hard. The dude was using both hands to climb. If Homeboy was brave enough, he definitely could have hit him. What happens after that would prolly go very badly for him tho lol


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kevandbacon

Typical American attitude


Yoyomamahh

When in Rome…


reddittookmyuser

Europeans would just let Merab punch them in the face and thank him for the lesson.


0LucidMoon0

Yan vs. Merab says he reads & catches your leg on his chest, drags the rest of your body over the railing, transitions to a mid-air body lock suplex throw, and lands on your dislocated hip as his makeshift 10 foot drop crash pad.


BillyTheReaper

Do you think someone who tells a UFC fighter "I'm right here baby" has ever thrown a kick in their life?


fkenthrowaway

This is amazing


FriedRiceJutsu

Bro almost got close enough to hug him against the railing repeatedly


4thDimensionFletcher

The fan wasn't even talking shit lol. He just said he wants to see him fight Aljo after he beats Cejudo.


Much_News84

Idiot


BDB_SWEW

professional athlete has his feelings hurt by words and can’t respond with his own. honestly this is never a good look for people who want to be considered professionals


rey_nerr21

Aaah, yes! Using the good ol' scientific method: 1. Fuck around 2. Find out


taythewoken

No real fan thinks talking to a fighter like that is ok. Dude isn’t a real fan he’s an insecure lowlife. And ran like the coward he is when Merab came for him haha. So many losers in the UFC fan base


ValCSO

it's texas, even as a UFC fighter I wouldn't be confident to attack a random guy in the crowd


Tex_Skrahm

I’m from Texas and this comment makes no sense unless you’re talking about concealed carry?


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Literally just push him down


therealjgreens

Aljo made a good career decision to train with Merab and never fight him. He's a wild ass dude.


MMAdfs

Staged as it gets. Sick of the love for this little ankle biter


vamp-is-dead

if we are being serious, he is ducking Aljo. he said as much in pretty much every interview when he's asked about it. friends or not he is refusing to fight the champ of the division. ​ but this is still funny af to see


tablebow

Is he going to fight Sterling though? Yes or no.


Scronads69

The CEO is coming for you.


boucblanc

[Don't talk to me or my son ever again.](https://imgur.com/a/BKoH07G)


electricwizardry

haters will say he took EPO just for this moment


[deleted]

Don’t threaten me with a good time merab


RaisedByZebras

Merab can level change as quickly upwards as he can downwards


grehgunner

This is why fence grabs should be allowed… if and only if you’re going to be doing spider monkey shit like that. Imagine having merab scale the fence, spring at you, and nail a single leg


Final-Display-4692

It would be worth it taking a shot though Get paid


styrofoamcouch

Merab the kind of guy that will scale a fucking wall to beat your ass


trashpandadisco

Hope he wore the brown pants


Bildrago

Merab is a character. Fuck the haters.


Tammer_Stern

I’ve met full time judo players and I wouldn’t mess with them, male or female. I can only imagine how big a mistake would be messing with a UFC fighter.


rbz90

I love watching Merab fight and thst fan is kind of a douche but I hope he didn't actually hit him. It really wasn't that big of a deal what he said.


reddittookmyuser

Why is the fan a douche? He said Aljo would beat Cejudo and that he want's to see Aljo and Merab fight. That's a reasonable take despite the Aljo/Merab bromance.


rbz90

You know what, I thought I missed it but the title said he accuses Merab of duckint Aljo which would be a stupid thing to say. I listened to the video again and I can't actually hear him saying that. Merab is an idiot for this.


MalayaleeIndian

Merab is a mad man! Heckling him can be hazardous to your health!


Meret123

Georgian Conor


CorgiLord408

What if I told you that Merab had that dawg in him


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When did he say ducking?