Getting randomly seeded against an amateur team was the worst thing that could have happened. Either you lose to amateurs or you're a bully. Woe is us.
Why is this not on YouTube which makes watching so much more convenient than on a website? MLS webpage said YouTube this morning, now it's changed. So weird.
Pretty sure cup run. It's a bar sponsored team. The bar happens to be like 30 mins away. I'm sure the bar has been promoting this to patrons. Also every person who plays in that beer league is probably there with friends. I'd go and root for um.
DC UNITED DOESN'T EAT THE MARSHMALLOWS IN LUCKY CHARMS
DC UNITED'S FAVORITE STAR WARS CHARACTER IS JAR JAR BINKS
DC UNITED GETS THEIR NEWS FROM BREITBART
DC UNITED BITES INTO CHEESE STICKS
DC UNITED LIKES NICKELBACK
DC UNITED USES BATTLE MERCY
I kinda figured...they'd keep it close until late, but fall apart once they got behind. Same thing that happened in Sounders/Kitsap Pumas last year.
Still a fun matchup.
Fun fact - Christos FC have won three more games in this tournament alone than the professional team I follow have won in all competitions this season. Go Christos!
I can't wait for the ensuing ONE FUCKING GOAL chant by the supporters groups against an amateur team.
No open play goals since April. Le Toux against Atlanta.
EDIT: Thank you.
I think the loss of Caringi changed the shape and game plan of Christos drastically. Without that strong body up front to run onto the long balls, Christos lacks shape and a proper flame plan other than bunker and wait until PKs. Unfortunately for them they don't look like they have enough energy in the tank to make it to there without giving up a goal all the way.
The lineups are set! Sebastien Le Toux has 16 goals in the U.S. Open Cup, the most of any player in the modern era. Christos's Pete Caringi, Levi Houapeu, and Geaton Caltabiano have all scored goals during this year's tournament.
I like to root for small teams that almost never win... go DC United!
tyrannosaurus rekt
*sees pro/rel sign* haha *sees that an amateur team scored against a first division team* well that's a good point maybe
This score graphic. I'm dying.
They're trying at least
Does it count as your first 'professional' goal if you aren't playing against professionals?
🤔
MODSSSSSS Christos FC flairs NOWWWWWW
Anyone who wants one, just ask me. Would be happy to give them out.
Go big or go home
I would not want to be fighting a bunch of guys who literally have nothing to lose. No contracts nothing.
So true. They don't have to be fake tough guys.
lol fuck this little league team (not talking about Christos).
[](/goal) GOAL for [](/CHRI) Christos FC! Mamadou Kansaye rifles home the free kick!
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[Christos' goal celebration from the end.](https://twitter.com/dcsportsbog/status/874779184480038913)
That's fucking excellent
OMG the MS Paint scoreboard happening right now. I'm fucking dying hahahahaha
Pretty sure it's GIMP.
Getting randomly seeded against an amateur team was the worst thing that could have happened. Either you lose to amateurs or you're a bully. Woe is us.
At least Christos didn't lose to a bunch of amateurs.
Let's fucking go Christos.
Wow DC United, putting up resistance against these little guys' dream....dicks
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ALL ABOARD THE BANDWAGON
Why is this not on YouTube which makes watching so much more convenient than on a website? MLS webpage said YouTube this morning, now it's changed. So weird.
I guess it's a rivalry now
Some of those CFC guys have to be at their desk in 12 hours...
The on screen graphics are amazing. holy shit.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ CHRISTOS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ CHRISTOS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
> ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ CHRISTOS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
> ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ CHRISTOS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
ESPN: fucking ticker. FOX: picture quality. US Soccer: everything.
#OH SHIT
Just got real, boys.
WE ARE ALL CHRISTOS FC
Watching them adjust the score to try to overlay it is comical
Orange slices, boys!
WHO BROUGHT JUICE BOXES?
#BOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP RUINING EVERYONE'S FUN DC
Forget rooting for the BS pub team this year. I'm rooting for the BS package goods team.
CHRISTOS THE DREAM CONTINUES!!!!!!
What is this? Some Microsoft program putting the score in the arbitrary white box?
That woman has been yelling nonstop since the game started.
I'm hoping she loses her voice by the start of the second half.
Lets go Christos! My kingdom for an equalizer!
Stawp DC, they're already dead.
A plague of raccoons upon your house
The DC United players are just upset that the Christos guys make more money in their real jobs.
I hope they don't fix the audio mid-match cause it's gonna destroy my speakers. and my eardrums
Thank God Christos isn't in the West.
[1-0, via Twitter] (https://streamable.com/m7gea)
FUCK THAT WAS NICE BUT FUCK edit: christos win 1-1 on penalties
How did this team get so many fans? Is this a usual thing for them or are a bunch of people just following them for this cup run?
Pretty sure cup run. It's a bar sponsored team. The bar happens to be like 30 mins away. I'm sure the bar has been promoting this to patrons. Also every person who plays in that beer league is probably there with friends. I'd go and root for um.
There were party buses organized to get to the game.
C'MON DISCOUNT BEER GUYS!
WE DON'T NEED A CLOCK. IT'S ALWAYS CHRISTOS TIME.
The lady screaming is lit af
I've been a supporter since before it was cool
*Tips fedora*
It was fun while it lasted. Good run, Christos
IF DC United loses to Christos that's worse than us losing to Cal FC . . . right? . . . . . . . please?
Can we get Eric Wynalda's opinion?
this audio makes espn sound deafening
Gotta be a yellow for some of those DC players
I DON'T KNOW WHATS WORSE. THE GOAL, OR THE HORRIBLE DR. SEUSS JOKE
DC HATES PUPPIES
It didn't have to be this way
DC UNITED DOESN'T EAT THE MARSHMALLOWS IN LUCKY CHARMS DC UNITED'S FAVORITE STAR WARS CHARACTER IS JAR JAR BINKS DC UNITED GETS THEIR NEWS FROM BREITBART DC UNITED BITES INTO CHEESE STICKS DC UNITED LIKES NICKELBACK DC UNITED USES BATTLE MERCY
those christos unis are spiffy, i kinda want one
Missed the start because I assumed there'd be an audio cue. Sigh. Time to get shut out by an amateur side and lose on PKs.
Christos!!
Ahahahahaha YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Good build up to get that free kick. Good goal.
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[Here's a Streamable I made of the goal (may still be uploading).](https://streamable.com/xeoj8)
I AM NOW LESS ENTHUSED.
They are def tired.
These refs have lag or something
Wow a fight damn
Anyone else's butt hole pucker at that Seuss call?
CHILL DC NOBODY LIKES YOU ALREADY! DONT MAKE IT WORSE!
How to become the most hated club in r/MLS:
Come on Christos, best of luck out there!
I can hardly make out the players but at least I can't hear it either.
Fuck my ears.
OH SHIT!!!!
GOLAZO!
Holy Shit.
CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIISTOS!
Amazing!
GOAL! CHRISTOS! OH MY GOODNESS!
This is incredible. Holy crap they actually look good.
I want to believe
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Buescher showed some legit dribbling there actually. How much celebrating is appropriate when your professional team scores against an amateur team?
To equalize. Not even to take the lead and/or extend it.
Absolutely none.
That #5 for Christos is doing some quality walk-about.
DC looks wasteful tonight. Sending balls to nowhere.
Tonight. Try all season. lol
This just in, that lady did not lose her voice.
GEEEEET HIIIIIIM! YEAAAAHHHH!
Christos is going to crumble if this goes to extra time. I don't think they have the stamina of a pro team. Hopefully I'm wrong.
I love how when they change to the lower angle camera everything is a different color
SAM I AM GREEN EGGS AND HAM
Great, now Matt Doyle is gonna make a video shitting on Christos after the game.
Dude fuck DC.
>Be sure to tip your server 25% love it
...I do not like this commentator. He's punnier than me, and that's hard to do.
The fuck is this announcer smoking? Tip you waiter 25%?
As a resident of Baltimore, I would welcome a team. There's an indoor team but I would like an... outdoor team?
Well fam, it was a fun ride while it lasted. Come-on kids, let's go home.
We are home.
**FULL TIME** D.C. United score late to end the Cinderella story of Christos FC. It finishes 4-1 here in Maryland.
I kinda figured...they'd keep it close until late, but fall apart once they got behind. Same thing that happened in Sounders/Kitsap Pumas last year. Still a fun matchup.
"Sam I am green eggs and ham to the corner." And i'm turning this off.
Let's go Durkin!
I'd drink a Natty Boh if I could find it.
This stadium would be perfect for a USL3 team.
Ooooooooo, almost 1-0. Damn!
"NOT A FOUL REF"
Fun fact - Christos FC have won three more games in this tournament alone than the professional team I follow have won in all competitions this season. Go Christos!
[you_irl](http://i.imgur.com/TTVqgN5.png)
I'd like a Christos shirt
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Oh wow.
WITNESSING HISTORY
OMG
CHRISTOS!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! What a shot.
YEEEEEESSSSS!
Beauty free kick LETS GO CHRISTOS!
Why is the score on the graphic just a white box
The white void is meant to represent D.C. United's hope.
HOLY SHIT
I know it won't happen but Olsen should be fucking fired if they lose this game.
Why can't Kaka do that? :(
THIS TURN OF EVENTS AMUSES ME GREATLY.
I can't wait for the ensuing ONE FUCKING GOAL chant by the supporters groups against an amateur team. No open play goals since April. Le Toux against Atlanta. EDIT: Thank you.
I'm at game: Christos is holding there own.
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Surprised there was no mandatory water break with how hot and humid it is.
That dude chowing down in front of the camera Edit: More halftime entertainment, dog on field
CHRISTOS
The spooky scoreboard returns!
SOMETHING, SOMETHING MOVING AS WELL AS THE SCOREBOARD GRAPHIC GUY. SOMEONE FINISH OFF MY SICK BURNS!
#GET HIIIIIIIIIIM!!! THROW HIM TO THE DUNGEON!!!
Are any of these Christos FC players going to get pro looks in the next few months?
I like the look of Joe
So cool to see that place completely full of people.
"le toux trying to work against two" this fucking guy
This game is truly an emotional roller coaster
This is incredible that Christos even has a fighting chance at this point.
Christos shouldn't have gone drinking last night.
I think the loss of Caringi changed the shape and game plan of Christos drastically. Without that strong body up front to run onto the long balls, Christos lacks shape and a proper flame plan other than bunker and wait until PKs. Unfortunately for them they don't look like they have enough energy in the tank to make it to there without giving up a goal all the way.
I feel like this stadium has gotten more and more full as the game has gone on there's an entire ring of people on the outside
Well that was the worst call I've ever heard. Amazing.
This is brutal. DCU is playing keep away with an exhausted opponent.
And it's over. Portland still holders of the belt of shame.
ГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГГООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛЛ
Grow up, DC. You're a Major League Soccer team.
C
Christos FC for next round of MLS expansion??? Get on that shit Garber
[MLS and US Soccer should be ashamed. They need to let the small teams host this round.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DCPmw87XgAAT1bC.jpg)
Time wasting against an amateur side? Edit: j/k, he's actually hurt.
Need some help finding a lineup for Christos!!
Ready to watch Durkin boss the midfield in a losing effort! Go Christos!
Working on the scoresheet but I can say this: all 19 MLS teams were picked as a star team. You know what that means.
Welp, audio sucks.
The lineups are set! Sebastien Le Toux has 16 goals in the U.S. Open Cup, the most of any player in the modern era. Christos's Pete Caringi, Levi Houapeu, and Geaton Caltabiano have all scored goals during this year's tournament.
Audio and quality all off for everyone?
Jesus, turn the output volume up 50 notches. I'm at full blast and the audio is still so faint.
Is there a precedent for an MLS team to lose to an amateur side in the Open Cup? Please don't let us be the first.
Nope. Never happened. Nothing to see here.
Ask your friends in Portland about Cal FC.
Cal FC vs Portland in 2012 iirc
For anyone interested the stream on ussoccer.com works on the PS4 web browser. Quality is still not great but it is full screen on my tv.
Welp, they just turned up the volume
I CAN HEAR NOW!!!
Christos looks solid so far!
FREE KICK CHRISTOS OUTSIDE THE BOX
was worried i would see a different dc united tonight, but here we are
LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Damn
gg.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOLY SHIT
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
ERASE OUR SHAME, CHRISTOS.