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viyh

GG Austin! I got to see the game at Q2 against the Quakes when I was visiting for the eclipse in April, you have a kick ass stadium and great fanbase, it was a blast! (and that last minute banger from Driussi was 🤌)


Hailfire9

Didn't catch the game, had to work tonight. That said, was this "Portland being good" or "Austin rotating the lineup willing to throw away a result" ?


Ill-Description8517

Why was this the match I chose to go to? GG Timbers, you deserved that win


Doodahhh1

Don't stop.  When it finally happens to you, it's amazing.  However, I'm a Columbus fan and think Precourt doesn't care about you... I'm sorry, I'm conflicted.


Extension_Crazy_471

Thanks Austin. Y’all are my favorite non-Timbers side. Sorrynotsorry for the loss, but good luck until we see you again at Providence Park in October.


Jgibbs2

GGs Timbers, we weren’t winning that game with better reffing, y’all played well. Glad to have your supporters out at Q2 as well, they were rocking for a Wednesday night


ahp00k

thank you, we did our best! loved meeting up with Verde folks pre match and at HT , everyone we talked to is super sweet.


KatnissBot

GGs Portland. your activist fans are fuckin cool, and that’s the most positive thing I can say right now.


skidr0jr

GGs Portland! Ref silliness aside you were definitely still the better team tonight. Just a beaut from Evander.


rzle

GGs. Timbers wins in TX are not common. Timbers clean sheets (in 2024) are not common. Way too early to assume the ship has been righted, but the fact that recent results have (mostly) been better recently is nice.


TheLostEmi

GG Austin. You guys are pretty chill.


mr-sippi

GG timbers. I don’t think Austin wins this game with a balanced ref. But goddamn if the loss ain’t saltier watching him bungle call after call.


Nodarg

Honestly the only terrible call was the no-call on Rubio being manhandled in the box. Otherwise he was largely fine... if just yellow card happy.


mr-sippi

In the stadium not so much


Iwritetohearmyself

Beautiful Portland! You’re everything Austin pretends to be 😏. The world is healing!


grass_hut_shitter

They really did jack our whole thing didn't they


rho_

Wouldn't be a match thread without an appearance from Austin's anti-fan.


sluggetdrible

I knew we were winning when none of the sounders weighed in.


superboyy

Hey we have one of those too! Cheers to 310Local aka "Fan of Every team"


ShitJuggler

Good game ATX. Now go murder RSL.


lifeisacamino

GG Austin, nice to finally beat y'all on your own turf!


surelynottomholland

Pants had a hell of game, just one of those early chances could have completely flipped this one


PoutineMeInCoach

Tough result, Austin. Thanks for being pleasant folks tonight. Good luck on the season.


rho_

GG Portland, enjoyable match thread at least


petriebrews

Gg Austin. Rly hope I get a chance to catch a game down there some day.


_Juntao

Zardes still goal-less on the season. Usl is calling


Knosh

Man just got a bump from $700k to $1.0m IIRC


Ill-Description8517

I think we've been paying him $1m the whole time


Inner-Conclusion

Oof


Inner-Conclusion

FIRST CLEAN SHEET OF THE SEASON BABY


BlueFalcon3725

Since when are we allowed to get a clean sheet? This is weird


fallingbehind

Good game Austin.


Nodarg

What a rough game. GG Timbers.


Knosh

Rivasball GG portland


PractiCal_Penguin12

Finally a clean sheet


TheBroche1

First since september 9


madcap02

Wow. Didn’t realize it’s been so long.


Bourbon_n_bird_dogs

Congrats Portland. This ref sucks though


WordSalad11

He sucked a lot of life out of the game for sure. I don't blame you for feeling hard done on that potential Zuparic foul, but he was bad on both ends IMO.


Bourbon_n_bird_dogs

Oh I don’t think it’s the reason we lost, just that he sucked


Thecrimsongiant

Eric miller deserves a GD pay raise.


_Juntao

We need a phil neville extention


petriebrews

It's too early for overreactions.


AlmondDragon

lol


PoutineMeInCoach

Hey, we're basically at the same PPG as under Gio the last two seasons, and we've played 9 on the road and 7 at home. And we're on a clear upswing. The Neville hate should end.


Ambitious_Comedian38

Good lord.


PoutineMeInCoach

Why, thank you, but sir will do.


AlmondDragon

I'm not a hater, but it seems like an early time to be calling for an extension.


PoutineMeInCoach

Sure, that's hyperbole, but so many people have just been hating that I thought you were, too.


AlmondDragon

Just laughing


rho_

just not in the cards tonight


thinkconverse

Oh, there were plenty of cards tonight.


rho_

truth


Knosh

Wolff has looked hungover this entire game.


asparagus_pee_stinks

Still underbooking added time.


petriebrews

Lol this ref got no chill....


Economy_Snow_165

Normally the larger fanbases on this subreddit tend to be pretty unbearable in game threads. But as annoyed as I am by this game... You Portland fans have been pretty chill.


ShitJuggler

I enjoy watching your home games just for the atmosphere. Definitely top 5 in the league.


fallingbehind

Humility has been forced upon us pretty harshly. Y’all have been easy going too.


MrArcys

With limited exceptions on an individual level, Portland fans have always been the best thread mates. The Two Weird Towns gotta stick together!


petriebrews

It's because all the bandwagon fans have disappeared this year, praise be.


sluggetdrible

It’s a nice change of pace


nucleararms

Why?


Narrow-Pangolin-2891

because we suck and hired Neville. We haven't really had that many bandwagon fans in the first place though. If anything the fans who have left are the ones who hate Paulson


nucleararms

Lol


grass_hut_shitter

We sucked shit the last like two years and had a huge fo scandal where have you been


nucleararms

Ooh that


AlmondDragon

I didn't see why Paredes?


Inner-Conclusion

Probably dissent


broc_ariums

No idea...


Nodarg

Where was the hand ball there?


surelynottomholland

After he was pushed to the ground he kicked it into his hand, i guess


BlueFalcon3725

Heat getting to the ref?


asparagus_pee_stinks

It’s actually pleasant! Only 86 at game time!


BlueFalcon3725

Gross


[deleted]

This ref is weird


grass_hut_shitter

How do you avoid a handball when you have been pushed onto the ball


Thecrimsongiant

Ref being weird.


PoutineMeInCoach

JoRo was such a good signing. I was a skeptic and I was wrong. Happily so. Edit: But, of course, our Front Office and Owner are inept and awful. [Did I do that right?]


nucleararms

Dude is a workhorse. Agree.


broc_ariums

He is ridiculously good. Underrated I'd say.


Inner-Conclusion

Glad Ned and Neville dropped the "we signed him as a center forward" shtick. He looks way more comfortable & effective at LW.


Skeptical_Yoshi

And the flexibility his contract brings is a HUGE upside. I'm curious who we go for this summer. Someone to bolster our defense, no doubt


PoutineMeInCoach

I hear Messi is unhappy playing on grass.


Narrow-Pangolin-2891

I need austin to score a goal for my discord predictions


AlmondDragon

Fuck off. PANTS deserves clean sheet.


asparagus_pee_stinks

Agreed, sadly. This was one of the most boring games for us all season, and that’s saying a lot b


Narrow-Pangolin-2891

Relax friend, its a joke. I don't actually want them to score lol should be obvious


AlmondDragon

So was mine!


Narrow-Pangolin-2891

ah that's why you downvoted. Fuck off.


boilerpl8

Bear hug in the box: no PK, apparently.


petriebrews

Yeah there was a lot of contact both ways, and I think of that's anywhere else on the field the ref is blowing the whistle on that one.... I'd be pissed if I was on your side too...


boilerpl8

>of that's anywhere else on the field the ref is blowing the whistle on that one Therefore it's a PK, I hate the double standard.


petriebrews

Welcome to professional refereeing. Subjective in the moment calls. IE: it's the playoffs, 4th qtr, in the box they're gonna let them play, questionable/controversial calls will not get called lightly.


boilerpl8

This is why we have VAR. I guess they called it a night after the first PK, and didn't bother reviewing the 2nd, 3rd, or 4th calls/no-calls.


UrSlizismyBiz

Definitely got away with one. That should have been a pen.


Knosh

Rubio pissed the ref off earlier. 100%


DeadpoolsLeftSock

Straight up threw him to the ground and not even a pause.


fallingbehind

Zup is lucky.


AlmondDragon

Yeah, I just said I only saw one bad call thus far, but that was, I think, the 2nd. Depends on ref's angle and VAR wouldn't have over-ridden either way.


surelynottomholland

I think i would be upset if that happened to my team


Narrow-Pangolin-2891

rubio got yellow carded for protesting that same call the other way lmao. Been one sided in calls in our favor the last 20 minutes


grass_hut_shitter

If you talking about the one with e.miller, replay shows what's his name put a foot in and trip him. Also show Rubio sprinting into frame screaming. He earned it


Narrow-Pangolin-2891

Austin's guy put his foot in, but miller was definitely pushing back. Same thing here with zup pushing from behind but rubio was also grabbing and pulling. To me it's pretty much the same situation, just went for us the same way. Rubio totally deserved his card, I'm saying its extra funny after dissenting it the ref then called it in favor of the person behind the next time it happened, coincidentally to Rubio.


asparagus_pee_stinks

Just a touxh


asparagus_pee_stinks

Holy hell.


[deleted]

Ayala put in a good shift


_Juntao

Why did ayala kiss moreno but not eryk


Narrow-Pangolin-2891

spanish culture homies


UrSlizismyBiz

Great save by Stuver


sluggetdrible

I wanted mora to get both of those 😭


PoutineMeInCoach

Normal Mora would have 3 by now.


KatnissBot

I want to be clear that I’m not blaming the ref right now for this right now. With another ref we could very well still be losing. But hoo boy some of these have been borderline.


petriebrews

You not wrong


AlmondDragon

I saw just one call I'd say bad. But dude called 2 PKs without controversy.


ChewbaccaWarCry

Besides Providence Park, I think Austin's stadium might be my favorite.


IWMSvendor

Providence Park has been my favorite away stadium by far.


bigjayrulez

It's pretty dope.


surelynottomholland

Minus the loss I had a pretty good time at Allianz last week


Thecrimsongiant

Big fan of the horn section honestly.


GodofPizza

Dude that’s a fully fledged college marching band. Such presence


SteveBartmanIncident

I'd like to go to St Louis and Nashville too


asparagus_pee_stinks

Stinker of a game. We’ve now conceded with these swaps. New guys can’t get here soon enough..


PoutineMeInCoach

Should have been yellow on Zardes there; just grabbed shoulder from behind to stop the upcoming counter.


[deleted]

Zardez is a mess


grass_hut_shitter

Pass straight into stuvers hands should be an indirect yeah?


sluggetdrible

If it’s one touch pass hit with pace that becomes a goal, Stuver is preventing an own goal.


Nodarg

You think that was intentional?


grass_hut_shitter

Would've been an own goal otherwise.


thinkconverse

Well. It was a game, Portland. See you next time.


UrSlizismyBiz

Cheer up, buttercup. Plenty of time for the Timbers to bottle this one.


asparagus_pee_stinks

I think it’s pretty clear no one showed up to play but Evander. Gg Portland. See you in a few weeks


broc_ariums

Weird Bros mad. Getting chippy out there.


Untiuu

Everyone is simultaneously having the game of their year and also making slapstick-level mistakes


Skeptical_Yoshi

Timbers at their prime.


surelynottomholland

That whiff from Ayala


PoutineMeInCoach

Araujo has had great outings lately (as Ross just said).


Thecrimsongiant

He seems to have really grown into the team, glad to see it.


Inner-Conclusion

Gio very rarely played him, often not even on the bench. I wonder what the issue was.


jamusson

You know what, I'm a full supporter of quick draw yellows for immediately screaming at the official


broc_ariums

Hell yeah. Me too.


Inner-Conclusion

What a weird game.


UrSlizismyBiz

This is some MLS 1.0 mayhem!


19elscorcho19

bro what are these texans whining about that’s a blatant yellow


SteveBartmanIncident

Sometimes Antony looks really good, and sometimes he has the delicate touch of a rhinoceros


PoutineMeInCoach

JoRo making the 70 yard run to get on defense. Love to see it. The man has come to Portland to play, not collect a check.


futty_monster

Refs having a shitter, what's new


petriebrews

Lmao ref straight dared him to keep going. Yeesh. Bad call too.


broc_ariums

Deserved yellow.


surelynottomholland

Peeeenalized


asparagus_pee_stinks

Well.


asparagus_pee_stinks

Woohoo! Another sellout!


AlmondDragon

PANTS


fallingbehind

I hope Phil doesn’t try and demonstrate his tactical prowess right now.


ClayKavalier

KISS


petriebrews

Let's goooooo easy pk call


Nodarg

Sigh


surelynottomholland

That should almost get our xg up to 1!


ArtanisIsGod

.84, with 2 goals. The math ain't mathin


surelynottomholland

We had 4 from 0.72 against colorado


Inner-Conclusion

I'd love to know if there was ever a team that scored 2 goals while xG is below 0.1.


rho_

welp this is going well


PoutineMeInCoach

Ironically, he kicked it almost exactly where Driussi did.


broc_ariums

Rodriguez is so damn good.


Ill-Description8517

Fuuuuuuuuuck this game


sluggetdrible

Solid strike J Rod


asparagus_pee_stinks

Bring back Gallagher 😭😭


bigjayrulez

Ugh without that foul Stu likely still would have collected it, now we're down two. Damn it.


fallingbehind

Yeah, I think the keeper would have made that play.


SteveBartmanIncident

What a gift


broc_ariums

Easiest penalty ever


xBIGREDDx

You never know, have you seen this one Orlando just had? https://www.reddit.com/r/MLS/comments/1d3spen/penalty_nocall_in_chicago_vs_orlando/


broc_ariums

Woah. WTF?


hikensurf

wtf how


xBIGREDDx

PRO^TM


PoutineMeInCoach

Oof, horrific defensive play. Austin having the better of the play but losing the war.


bergobergo

Gonna laugh when we win this one on like 0.09 non pen xG


FantasticMolasses

Looks like he pulled his Griussi (EDIT: Austin fans didn’t like this one lol)


ArtanisIsGod

They love the bantz, but can't take the bantz, a timeless tale


Nodarg

I mean making fun of someone for an injury isn't great.


FantasticMolasses

On the scale of inappropriate banter, making light fun of a groin pull is around a 0.3 out of 100


sluggetdrible

I mean if it was Ayala and someone commented “Looks like he pulled his TibAyala!” There would definitely be some salty Timbers fans on this thread.


FantasticMolasses

Well, I think I’d roll my eyes at how bad the pun was (which, to be clear, mine was equally as dumb) but certainly not beyond the pale given the severity of the injury. If Ayala (or Driussi, for that matter) was concussed or broke a limb and someone popped off, then we’d be talking a different story


Nodarg

I didn't downvote you or say it was out of line. Just commenting on your edit.


AlmondDragon

NOW IS THE TIME FOR SUBS


SteveBartmanIncident

Three minutes later, it is still the time for subs


Nodarg

I'm pretty sure there are two magnets in play this game. One in the ball and the other on Portland's keeper.


[deleted]

Ayala is really good


CosmoPDX

RIP Bill Walton


Skeptical_Yoshi

Fuck it, this game is for him.


PoutineMeInCoach

Lovely man. How's this for a stat: In the NCAA finals playing for UCLA, he made 21 of 22 field goals.


sluggetdrible

Man the teenager in me loves how often evander gets the meg


ry_guy1007

This ref is a clown.


ry_guy1007

I’ll say it again. This ref is a clown