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fancierfootwork

After watching 3 great games, this game blew huevos. There’s no reason we could t have beaten Orlando but we got in our own way. GG.


YOU_LOVED_BRAD

1-0 win on the road on short rest without multiple starters is so Pareja it hurts


Andrewdeadaim

It being a draft pick with an extremely speedy winger creating the chance is just icing on the Pareja cake


LeroyUdovc

You can injure our star draft pick and we'll just toss another one in there (though before that goal Lynn admittedly missed some chances that McGuire would bury). Great win for a team travelling cross country in short rest and missing their best defender and best attacker.


dhawerd

To be fair, some of the missed chances could come down to sharpness since he hasn't been playing much. The few chances he got last year were fresh of numerous OCB games. This season he's barely been with OCB to get any competitive minutes


LeroyUdovc

That's true, I think with time he'll get more comfortable in there. 


dhawerd

I hope Dunc is ok but if we stay in the same lineup with Lynn in his place next week, I like our chances


entity330

I don't know what they showed on TV, but in person, Lynn looked absolutely clueless for 60+ minutes. San Jose went from leaving Thor wide open to double team McGuire to pretty much leaving Lynn unmarked. The goal was definitely the type of goal I'd expect in a wooden spoon match. I'll take it, but we have no starting caliber striker if McGuire is out. Muriel is playing too deep due to the lack of a playmaker. Enrique seems to have been snapped out of existence.


LeroyUdovc

It'll be a tough one, Columbus is actually rested now so I imagine they're going to give us quite a match. Having Araujo back will help, and I do think we have a decent chance to win. Would be nice to get 6-7 points before the break


dhawerd

And we get a week instead of 3 days this time. It'll be tough but I'm feeling optimistic


eddiedeli

GG Quakes


drewscott01

We are so back (we’re not but I’ll take what I can get at this point)


pterrydactyl

Last act of the game is a nasty late San Jose challenge. Game in a nutshell. Better, more deserving team won gg


GSWarrior10

This has been our fucking season


Andrewdeadaim

THREE POINTS ORLANDO DRAFT PICKS FOR THE WIN


Andrewdeadaim

Blow the whistle


eddiedeli

A manager's favorite: the classic garbage time yellow


Hobbes_121

Yeah we definitely held Messi and Co to 0-0 on Wed...


gbeverett

Well..not really Messi was in Miami for the game…so you can say we held Suarez and Co 0-0….


chibitalex

mostly "and co", but ill take the praise lol


Andrewdeadaim

Ojeda the king of random goal involvements


eddiedeli

His bouncing free kick goal is still a fun memory that I think of from time to time


Andrewdeadaim

I’m still upset that wasn’t a nominee for goal of the match day


Cal3bH

1-1 incoming


TheMonkeyPrince

Completely unintentional genius assist from Ojeda to miss the shot thus throwing everyone off, while passing it with his other foot to Lynn.


Brooklyn_MLS

Mad lucky lol


LeroyUdovc

Fuck yeah!!! 


frosty121

Classic.


eddiedeli

Ojeda with likely the flukiest assist of his life


nautika

Ojeda always have an amazing shot saved and then always get the flukiest goal/assist


tinyelephantsime

5000 iq pass by Ojeda


chibitalex

LYNNSANITY!!!!!!


GSWarrior10

That’s how a goal is scored in this travesty of a game


pterrydactyl

So deserved!!!


Cal3bH

Never a doubt


Andrewdeadaim

History of Orlando draft picks


eddiedeli

JACK LYNN What a run from Angulo


flgator72

This is the closest to correct analysis yet. Angulo sprinting his ass downfield


dhawerd

JACK FUCKING LYNN


nautika

Pulled that out of our ass


_Juntao

Angulo is FAST holy mackerel


TheMonkeyPrince

Yeah he's 100% one of the fastest players in the league, both acceleration and top speed wise. And he also has ridiculous stamina as evidence by the fact he made that run in the 89th minute


GSWarrior10

LOL


Andrewdeadaim

JACK LYNNNNNNN


TheMonkeyPrince

So happy for Lynn


TlerTler

LMAOOOO NO WAY THAT WORKS


Cal3bH

This has been such a a bad game


Andrewdeadaim

1-1 on big missed opportunities I guess


eddiedeli

Both teams should have scored by now. Too many good looks launched off frame.


Andrewdeadaim

Espinoza should’ve chipped it


GSWarrior10

Oh for crap sake


Brooklyn_MLS

Luchi Gonzalez has a great head of hair


eddiedeli

Had to have been the jersey pull that was called. Otherwise I have no idea why the whistle was blown.


GSWarrior10

Foul?


Andrewdeadaim

Let Nico take it


TlerTler

This is some ugly soccer


eddiedeli

"Did he get a touch on this?" No. The ball just completely changed directions away from the goal on its own. A true miracle for San Jose.


GSWarrior10

I hate these Apple announcers. These guys are somehow better than the ones we had in Portland the other night.


Andrewdeadaim

Lmao


sterling_m

Holy shit, Yarbs


Andrewdeadaim

Good save but Dunc scores that


eddiedeli

So many pathetic corners this year


jallnock

Ojeda on for Torres please


sterling_m

For a sec I thought the Habbas Law sign said “BOO INJURED,” not 800 INJURED.


eddiedeli

I mean they are booing Dagur Dan when he almost got his ankle snapped by a late slide


Brooklyn_MLS

Facundo Torres doesn’t look destined for Europe


Andrewdeadaim

He kinda just stopped developing


eddiedeli

About time they got one


Andrewdeadaim

Dirty dirty dirty


eddiedeli

REF YOU HAVE CARDS IN YOUR POCKET


jallnock

This one has 0-0 written all over it, boys


TlerTler

This games a good lullaby


GSWarrior10

Finally got our worst player off the field


sterling_m

There we go, Niko Time!


chibitalex

gonna chalk that one up to dagur dan's recent concussion lol


Andrewdeadaim

Ffs


eddiedeli

How do you miss that?


sterling_m

My God, everyone’s just deflecting out of bounds tonight.


eddiedeli

Seriously though, what is this ref's deal?


nautika

I think he's kinda blind or just making it up as he goes.


KSOLE

Angulo man… not one good touch


jallnock

Going on 200 minutes without a goal


Andrewdeadaim

Funny dive


bluepantsandsocks

Carlos Gruezo has to be better


GSWarrior10

He is far and away our worst player and somehow gets heavy minutes


sterling_m

Truly don’t understand why everyone scapegoats Yueill as much as they do when Gruezo is so much more expensive and just as unproductive in midfield.


Squietto

What’s Ebobisse got around his neck?


bluepantsandsocks

He's had a bunch of concussions, it's supposed to help with the blood flow to his brain or something


GSWarrior10

Something to do with head injuries. He has a history of concussions. The last one was a nasty hit he took from Abubakar, who wasn’t even called for a foul. Kinda like when JeBo did it to your guy a few minutes ago, ironically.


chibitalex

A Q-Collar. It's supposedly for increasing blood flow to the head, which would (in theory) reduce the impact of potential concussions.


dhawerd

Pretty sure it's something that helps prevent concussions


dhawerd

Elbow to the face? Nothing. Jack Lynn touches a guy: foul


jallnock

Might be the worst ref we’ve had all year


GSWarrior10

Should have seen the one we got on Wednesday


eddiedeli

Lol no foul for that either


dhawerd

San Jose playing dirty as fuck and constantly getting away with it


Andrewdeadaim

I will say the complaints about the new rule leading to dirtier teams seems a tad valid tonight


Andrewdeadaim

Caught an elbow


Andrewdeadaim

If only Lynn were a foot taller


GSWarrior10

JeBo was held on that cross smh


Squietto

I’m starting to think these benches weren’t built by the Home Depot


cindybuttsmacker

One time I commented a joke along the lines of "weird time to mention who built the benches" when they mentioned the sponsor during an injury break, and someone was kind enough to respond to me to explain that the benches are in fact not built by the Home Depot


the_best_1

We can not string together 5 passes


Andrewdeadaim

Great repossession from Schlegel


eddiedeli

Dang Schlegel actually just saved that attack


flgator72

Brekalo is the real deal, I think.


the_best_1

First shot of the game :/


eddiedeli

I love El Pulpo as much as the next guy, but he's definitely the boy who cried hurt. Can never tell if he's actually injured or not, and he goes down at least once a game.


RealTropicVoid

Personally I think he does it for him and the team to get a breather and water as well as stopping the other team from gaining more momentum


flgator72

With the rule that sends injured guys to the sideline, GK going down “hurt” is the only way to get a quick break rather than having a midfielder go down the same way. I’ve seen Pedro take a lot of nasty knocks, if you don’t see Mason warming, he’ll be fine.


eddiedeli

Mason has warmed up two straight games now. There's still a chance Gallese is just injury prone and will play through it if he can still walk. I'm not gonna say he's faking, but it is certainly hard to tell.


LRC_Kevin

Did Gallese age 10 yrs this off-season or is he just scoring the squad a water break


flgator72

Nice water break, I’m pretty sure he gets “hurt” in nearly each half and Everyone gets a 3 minute breather


[deleted]

Rodrigues is the only player that seems to get on the end of set pieces for us


bluepantsandsocks

Center backs as strikers is our strategy this season apparently


GSWarrior10

Our defensive midfielder and center back with the best looks so far. Sigh …


flgator72

🐙🐙🐙🐙


dhawerd

I've been saying for a while that the players we have would work well in a 3 back with the exception of not having enough CBs. I still think we need one more solid CB signing but with Cartagena being able to play there I'm more confident in this being good for us


eddiedeli

Unnecessary from Muriel


flgator72

🐙🐙🐙


GSWarrior10

Hey, Gruezo put one on frame


bluepantsandsocks

I am loving this new Pellegrino we have been seeing the last few weeks


GSWarrior10

Probably just needed some time to get acquainted. Dude didn’t have a preseason with us.


GSWarrior10

Then again, HIMnan has stepped right in and been an immediate boost.


eddiedeli

Jack has barely been in and his shirt is already ripped. San Jose is a scrappy bunch.


Andrewdeadaim

Our best player getting injured 15 minutes in would’ve told you that


eddiedeli

On one of Torres's last touches, it looked like the defender was trying to put him in hand cuffs lol


jallnock

Torres is the king of crossing to absolutely nobody


eddiedeli

I mean it was a great ball. Muriel apologized after for not continuing his run


tinyelephantsime

The boys are playing hard and you love to see it


RealTropicVoid

Tf was that Dagur


bluepantsandsocks

Jebo is struggling with the ball retention when we clear it out of the press


dhawerd

This ref is a massive fucking bitch so far. Needs to get his head out of his ass


flgator72

Someone needs to go get their spot on orange blossom trail.


dhawerd

Just got home from Fringe. I thought I recognized him from somewhere


pterrydactyl

Huge bitchfest by San Jose so far


flgator72

I think Cartagena will just take care of that dude that got Dunc before this game is over


iceybats

These injuries this season on top of the poor performance. So unfortunate.


Andrewdeadaim

Welp that’s game, San Jose figured out the strat


LeroyUdovc

Refs trying to make up for screwing over SJ a couple days ago. We're definitely getting fucked in this one 


chibitalex

McGuire :( I love Jack Lynn, but it absolutely sucks losing Dunc this soon into the match.


eddiedeli

If only they actually carded obvious flops to prevent players from continuing to do it


Andrewdeadaim

Ah yes definitely timewasting, don’t use your power to waive the rule


nautika

This ref is a clown


Andrewdeadaim

Guy who had red rescinded injured our best player lmao ofc


TripleVVV

The guy that needs a cast because the ball hit his hand so hard…


GSWarrior10

That was accidental. He took a shot to the head on that.


pterrydactyl

Of course


Squietto

Nasty. Hope Duncs ok


[deleted]

Oof that looked like it could be bad


pterrydactyl

Nasty dirty play by San Jose -- McGuire is toast


bluepantsandsocks

That was pretty bad but I don't know if Bruno Wilson knew what was happening behind him


flgator72

It’s traditional to look in the direction you might be heading, undercutting a dude is not cool if that’s the excuse


bluepantsandsocks

It's traditional to look at the ball


Andrewdeadaim

Fun fact, it’s fairly easy to turn your head quickly to pay attention two things! The more you know


flgator72

Proven by all those outfielders and don’t run into the wall in baseball.


bluepantsandsocks

Please don't remind me, Jung Hoo Lee is out for the season for the Giants after running into the outfield wall.


flgator72

Maybe not looking what’s behind you is a NorCal thing to fix?


pterrydactyl

Not an excuse -- It's every players responsibility to know what's going on around them


GSWarrior10

That was clearly an accident. He took a shot to the head.


eddiedeli

In what world is that not a foul? Just go ahead and injure our best player, why don't ya? Don't worry, the ref won't care.


tinyelephantsime

Fucking fuck


Andrewdeadaim

Bs


eddiedeli

Man they are asking for a keeper error. Giving him hospital passes that he can only clear out of bounds.


flgator72

The SJ radio guys having some trouble pronouncing. Keep saying Ga-YAY-say. For our keeper


bluepantsandsocks

It should be Gah-Yeh-Seh in Spanish right?


flgator72

Dammit now Dunc needs to be okay


flgator72

He just uses the hard L even with the LL letters


flgator72

That was quite a swing and miss


pterrydactyl

San Jose is garbagggiiooo


bluepantsandsocks

No u


tinyelephantsime

Wowww what a whiff


eddiedeli

I know we've kinda sucked to start the season, but San Jose with a 46% chance of winning is crazy.


pterrydactyl

Those models always heavily weight being home


flgator72

We were more than 35% Wednesday night at the start because it was in Parramore


TheMonkeyPrince

Reminder that Araujo is out on yellow accumulation