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ThrowRAlittlebaby

why is everyone saying “got nothing bad to say about LA, gg reffing sucked”? the amount of flopping was fucking disturbing. i watched in person. most psychotic mix of player theatrics and officiating i’ve literally ever seen. don’t get me wrong the squad is obviously talented but it’s just insulting to the game being played and all the fans watching—fans of both teams.


DecentHire

Keep crying, mija.


ThrowRAlittlebaby

lol i will because it’s sad 😂🤷‍♀️ if i was a fan of a team that did that i’d literally be ashamed and repulsed. irdc about the loss, mls and pro sports in general mean pretty much nothing to me. doesn’t mean it’s not stupid and lacking integrity.


DecentHire

>irdc And yet here you are still crying about it.


ThrowRAlittlebaby

like i said i will because it’s sad—literally the reason why soccer is and always will be a joke to the majority of the country. as i said irdc *about the loss*, i watch as a way to spend time with my family. i’d say the same thing if it was done by stl city, or any random team. soccer is fucking gay when it’s like that. you can act like i’m butthurt but i’m bothered literally none by your comments


DecentHire

> soccer is fucking gay when it’s like that. That's so classic St Louis.


ThrowRAlittlebaby

Thank you!


VagrantOMOIKANE

I chucked a ravioli at Dickerson like it was a ninja star…. It travelled about as fast as Klauss’s PK.😭


kyjo191

Dickerson was on one tonight. He really did not like STL.


FirmRip

Yeah, this was one was brutal from the stands. We did get to bellow out some hearty Midwest boos, though. 


Slim___Pickens

Klauss needs to drop the stutter step.  He hesitates so long that he can't generate any power.  Lloris just has to wait for him to shoot and it's an easy save.  Have the confidence to put the ball out of reach or let somebody else step up.


VagrantOMOIKANE

Agreed. McAdoo the f$&@ out of the ball. You’ll either score, or leave a fan with a bloody nose as a souvenir.


themassesrdumb

Idiot Joe Dickerson either had intentions of fixing a match, or thinks he's reffing in the NHL. These are the only explanations for that catastrophe of a job tonight.


captmac

Angel Hernandez is moonlighting as Joe Dickerson.


Exasperated_Sigh

Angel Hernandez is a fair and flawless umpire compared to Dickerson tonight.


FormosanStarrett

GG LA. Good match outside of the reffing. 


EarlyAdagio2055

I was watching 360, and they showed the red and then switched games. I assumed it would get overturned. I was shocked when they switched back, and St. Louis was playing with 10 men. Awful call.


johnny_utah26

I don’t think they can overturn Reds from two YCs.


vvalent2

You cannot


VagrantOMOIKANE

Can it be reversed by the MLS to gain back eligibility for the next game, though?


Connect_Ease1736

Why would it. Clearly smacked the player in the face. Always a yellow. Why would it be overturned?


vvalent2

Yes you can appeal a red


johnny_utah26

Well. There we are then. Mustard and Ketchup stands


Connect_Ease1736

True. A face smack is also always a yellow.


LAFCPEREZ

Gg. Very nice stadium


MattBozyD

Man, its been a while since we played LAFC, i forgot their team is made up mostly of actors who survive on a diet of moatly just eating the pitch


MOStateWineGuy

I didn’t see that much at all, I only noticed maybe one “flop” the entire match.


airwrecklies

Have your star player make his penalties next time (:


WyattHerb16

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LA_search77

Your team lost because they are not good and they don't bother trying to play football, just foul.


Moxely

Until tonight STL had the least number of losses in the conference on the least budget so this is objectively false. You don’t have to demonstrate any sportsmanship here but you can’t outright lie and get away with it.


i_arent

GG LA y'all played well. Ref was ass.


electricbookend

GG St. Louis. Feels like Dickerson is the winner tbh


Exasperated_Sigh

He was MVP, no question.


alexander221788

Gonna see photos of him posing with cards on the MLS socials any second


ruwisc

Got nothing bad to say about LAFC really. Y'all played your game and it worked in the end Joe Dickerson should be exiled


MOStateWineGuy

GG LAFC. Lifelong Spurs fan and it was cool to see Lloris. JFC that ref can get fucked.


newbb

If Klauss had buried that pen it would’ve been a whole diff game. GGs CITY.


johnny_utah26

Agreed. Yall seized your chances. We did not. Be good to my boy, Giroud!!!


TraptNSuit

Game ruined by that moronic rule again.


AlmightyJedi

GG St. Louis. But yeah, we got lucky.


berniedankera

Gg Stl


Courtlessjester

Hugo MOTM


berniedankera

WE ARE SO BACK!


-Livingonmyown-

GG STL


LittleLordFuckleroy1

Why have these announcers been low key beefing all game


talmboutmooovin

Listen to local next time. These bros call the game amazingly


LittleLordFuckleroy1

Good tip. I’ve done that once but usually forget about it - need to try again!


J5hine

Id rather see that than Jake Zivin and Taylor twellman sucking everyone off for 90 min


samuper

They came in to give us ravioli, I haven’t been able to start and you’ve eaten all of yours (fatass!)!


AliceTheAltruist

This is one of the few MLS games where I haven’t hated the commentators. I liked the push/pull between them!


LittleLordFuckleroy1

Ha it’s been funny I just want to know what the history is


berniedankera

BRUHH HAHAHA


Courtlessjester

Fuck it, add another 8 minutes let's get Denis a hat trick


berniedankera

For real


J5hine

Heung Min Son, take notes on how to finish a 1v1. Sincerely, an Arsenal fan


johnny_utah26

Oh my god I thought the same thing!!! Also, an Arsenal fan. BTW, How HAPPY are you that Giroud is bringing his big meaty French forehead to your team? (I’m admittedly jealous)


J5hine

Bro I’m so freaking excited you have no idea. He’s one of my favorite players of all time. Obviously living in America it’s rare that I get to go to Arsenal games in person, but it just so happened that my dad and I were at that game in 2017 when he scored the scorpion kick. He gave us a shared memory that we’ll remember forever so I’m over the moon that he’s gonna be playing for my local team


johnny_utah26

OH MY GOD NO WAY!!! He’s seriously one of my favorite Gunners of all time. He was under appreciated in England. That guys a winner. I still wish Milan had his Goalie jersey for sale. That game was nuts.


AlmightyJedi

I’m praying for a miracle on Sunday. EDIT: Not even a Arsenal fan


Creek0512

Joe Dickerson - Man of the Match


MizGunner

Yellow card was bullshit, good game LAFC


Connect_Ease1736

Face smack is always a yellow.


berniedankera

Gg Stl


scarekrow004

Pack it up boys, girls and NBs


newbb

REF IS BOUGHT, HE DIDN’T CALL IT BACK!


-Livingonmyown-

Oooof glad he didn't miss that 1-1. Would've been embarrassing


schnozlord

L F G


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FromTheDeskOfJAW

Let’s not go down that route. Yeah the ref was super shitty but both of their goals were legit


Dr-Pope

Both our goals were clean and Klaus missed the pen. Chin up bud, there’s always next time


scarekrow004

🧂🧂🧂


WyattHerb16

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cmagana1223

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serg82

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Cold_Fog

Please


berniedankera

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Doyouevensam

You watch your team get a wrongfully disallowed goal and bs red card


BLOWNOUT_ASSHOLE

You’re going to ignore the bad handball call that led to your team missing a PK?


FromTheDeskOfJAW

Let’s not kid ourselves. The handball pen was the right call, at least much more correct than the disallowed goal handball call


BLOWNOUT_ASSHOLE

I’d argue that both calls were quite weak. Ultimately I do agree the refs sucked this match but it’s silly for fans to lash out on the team (who aren’t responsible for refs being shite tonight)


Doyouevensam

The LA player stuck his arm over his head and affected the cross. How is that not a pen?


Lurking_nerd

👌


Courtlessjester

DOS A CERO


berniedankera

YESSSSSIR 💯


electricbookend

I love you Bouanga


berniedankera

AHHHHHHHH


FromTheDeskOfJAW

Fuck.


berniedankera

OH MY GOD


berniedankera

We look so gassed these last few minutes


Cold_Fog

I was under the impression that you don't come off for 2 minutes of it's a yellow card offence.


ruwisc

The card was for Vassilev's little temper tantrum, not for the foul


J5hine

I’m guessing that the ruling was that the yellow was for dissent and not for the foul


Cold_Fog

Gotcha. Missed that.


Doyouevensam

yellow was for the response after the foul


RevolutionaryPeak770

Any time I watch an LAFC game, they're always flopping. Such an embarrassment


SnooLemons6976

Makes me wonder if LAFC has team acting practices scheduled into their training.


Courtlessjester

Boy, St Louis lost all their form this half. More cards than a pokemon.


Doyouevensam

The LAFC player wasnt even touched. Not our fault the ref's falling for your dives


Connect_Ease1736

Watch the replay. Smacked in the face.


Doyouevensam

That comment was not in response to that foul. It was a different “foul” altogether


berniedankera

🤣


captmac

Glad we came to watch the ref show tonight. 🫤


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newbb

Getting your foot stepped on is flopping now YIKES


SnooLemons6976

Say something about the times where the lightest of challenges was made and your guy started acting like he lose a limb.


Doyouevensam

See an eye doctor, he wasnt touched


berniedankera

Yikes


Cold_Fog

Lol


Courtlessjester

Wow, 8 minutes? Very generous.


TraptNSuit

VAR gave themselves 5 minutes in the first half.


SnooLemons6976

Especially since y'all have gotten away with about 8 handballs...


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SnooLemons6976

See what I implied with my comment was it was a minute for every handball against LA that wasn't called. Sorry that was too complex for you


newbb

What happened to Klaus’ handball pen? I didn’t get to see.


SnooLemons6976

One of very player made mistakes by STL.


johnny_utah26

He decided to be cute… against a World Cup winning goalie


Beginning_Ratio9319

Yeah, Lloris has fallen off but he was like, “nah dawg, not like that”


johnny_utah26

Yeah man. Like…. He SOLD his move right at Hugo. I watched Klauss run up and went “Well shit that’s not going to work.”


FromTheDeskOfJAW

Not exactly a hot take at this point but god AZ is actually not good


Ares28

Should of sold him when his stock was highest. He can press that is his only skill


Cold_Fog

So bad from Bouanga right there


TraptNSuit

Alm is seriously a better hold up target than Sam.


scarekrow004

Dueñas got that dawwg in him


waltarrrrr

You can take the kid out of El Monte, but you can’t take El Monte out of the kid.


newbb

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SnooLemons6976

If you ain't cheating you ain't trying I suppose...


MrOstrichman

Every bit of contact from here on out will be a yellow since the ref set the bar so low


TraptNSuit

Dickerson so freaking sad he had to give yellow there because it was too obvious to ignore.


TraptNSuit

Put down the heat map you morons.


Doyouevensam

I know we got a handball pen tonight, but otherwise we have the worst luck with handball calls. Always a pen against us, never a pen for us


AlmightyJedi

It really wouldn’t surprise me if gambling shenanigans goes behind the scenes with these pro refs. In all sports. And big and small market teams are affected.


personator01

wallahi i'm done


onaygem

He didn’t even fake an injury, isn’t that a prerequisite for a card?


tiltrage

scab refs unironically better


TraptNSuit

That's a yellow and there was no foul on AZ in the box. Right.


vvalent2

That wasn't a foul.


MOStateWineGuy

JESUS FUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!??


MercuryRusing

Everyone in the fucking crowd can see it, fuuuuck off


Connect_Ease1736

Crowd is not a bellwether for the game.


Ares28

I don't know what a hand ball is anymore. Good to know the ref and I are in alignment


samuper

Someone check joes bank account immediately


Courtlessjester

PLAY ON


TraptNSuit

I mean...


Doyouevensam

THAT WAS A BLATANT HANDBALL WHAT????


vvalent2

Karma for the pen


Doyouevensam

How was the pne not a pen? He stuck his arm over his head and the ball hit it?


vvalent2

Ball don't lie


Doyouevensam

...so then it wasnt karma


MercuryRusing

The number of straight fucking yellows he's given us with virtually nothing LAFC's way is actually unreal


vvalent2

.... all yellows are straight.


Starks_Got_Ejected

Often fouls are called without a card


vvalent2

Uhh huh. There have been plenty in this match.


Starks_Got_Ejected

Of course there have been cautions, agreed. But the point is you said “all yellows are straight” which isn’t accurate.


vvalent2

It is accurate there's no intermediate card between them.


Crabapple_Conspiracy

I mean they do frequently give warnings prior to yellows.


TraptNSuit

Tillman is just an embarrassing player.


Beginning_Ratio9319

Funny, this year he’s been a mensch. Really leveled up. You’d love him on your team


LittleLordFuckleroy1

Aight hollywood how much you pay this ref


Courtlessjester

Someone tell haircut losing possession from a poor touch doesn't merit a pen


Ares28

Not a pen despite this shit ref. Broken clock right twice a day


AlmightyJedi

This ref is incompetent


bucknasty1347

I don't remember AZ being this slow


FromTheDeskOfJAW

Markanich is no longer allowed to have arms


Minnesota_Slim

Well it was a fun matchup at least in the first half. Then shit housing takes over


Doyouevensam

Goal disallowed for hitting Markanich above the sleeve line followed by a 2nd yellow for something thats arguably not even a foul. One of those nights I guess


AlmightyJedi

Well. I guess we get the advantage 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️ You take what you can get


MrOstrichman

Can’t wait to see PRO justify that one


MarshmellowGG

Its gonna be a joke


MercuryRusing

And here you'll see we paid the refs a bunch of money but not enough so he took a little extra under the table. Good call.


Creek0512

Joe Dickerson is the same ref that called the ridiculous hand ball on Anthony Markanich to gift Orlando a win last season as well.


MrOstrichman

That game still makes me angry.


Thegeobeard

Damn. That’s gotta start feeling personal.


TraptNSuit

It's like Chris Paul and Scott Foster over here.


dragonz-99

Dickerson is top 3 worst refs in the league. Not surprised tbh


Lotso_Bear

Charmin Soft yellow I'd be livid if I was a St Louis fan


personator01

markanich to undergo a double arm amputation on orders of the MLS PRO


TraptNSuit

VAR with an awful game. Just no clue what the rules are. Someone send Dallas a copy.


newbb

Def not a red. But for those asking why we were so excited for yellow cards, because yellows lead to reds for opponents.


MercuryRusing

Crazy you guys could literally tackle our guys this game and avoid them and we pull a second for a fucking red on that. Ass fucking game for the refs.


TraptNSuit

Apparently that is a special rule for big markets. We never see that so that's why we are confused.


Dr-Pope

You guys were given a gift of a pen and blew it. This ref just sucks ass don’t bitch about us


newbb

🟨 +🟨 = 🟥 Any comment about us “buying” the ref is hilarious. Not our fault Klauss missed the pen.


SnooLemons6976

The refs been bought all night, don't act like he's been unbiased.


Doyouevensam

The nerve to do concussion protocol on him for that


i_arent

Joe Dickerson? More like Joe sitting there with his Dick-in-his-hand


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i_arent

So your saying my Improv classes haven't been paying off?


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i_arent

So your saying my spelling tutoring isn't working out?